/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17508653
Cheese
>more cheese
>a whole loaf of cheese
>salad

>>17508653
yeah, you forgot the olives

>>17508653
I would eat that entire plate and leave none for you OP.

>>17508653
Do Americans really eat a block of cheese drenched in oil and call it a salad?

>>17508713
pretty sure those are eggs

>>17508749
pretty sure they're not retard

>>17508747
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caprese_salad
caprese salad is italian cuisine

>>17508747
thats italian you israeli spy

>>>/int/160765775

>>17508747
>block of cheese
Mozzarella is a supple delight in texture and taste
>drenched in oil
Cold pressed extra virgin olive
>and call it a salad
Better than any salad ever made

>>17508749
It's cheese, tomato and basil with some olive oil.
Also it's a party appetizer not for one person you fat fucks.

>>17508801
no one eats raw tomato slices that shits gross

>>17508804
I do with a bit of salt and olive oil if I dont have bread to put it in

>>17508653
and for your wife's boyfriend?

>>17508824
Not everyone eats nachos, burger boy

>>17508744
Enjoy the plate, I'll be eating the Caprese salad.

>>17508653
Careful , you might summon Microwavebro with that pic.

>>17508776
all western nations are america

>>17508853
I never saw him eating Caprese salad.

>>17508653
>Make a plate of cheese
>Call it a salad
Caesar's assassination was a mistake.

>>17508871
I was thinking about the organizing of the ingredients more than the type of ingredients..

>>17508889
Is seeing patterns where there is none a symptom of schizophrenia or some other mental illness?

>>17508900
Pretty much , yeah .

>>17508713
fresh mozz is like 70% water and 10% fat you dumb fuck

>>17508713
Salad doesn't necessarily mean greens it's a general term.

I can't stand sliced / whole tomato, they taste disgusting and have the texture of mucus. I only tolerate their existence mashed into oblivion and used as a sauce base

>>17508911
>>17508927
>fresh mozz is like 70% water and 10% fat
>eats entire block of cheese
>Salad doesn't necessarily mean greens it's a general term
>gains 2lbs a week

>>17509184
Cheese is good for you.

>>17509164
you've probably never eaten a good tomato, and that's sadly more and more common with the times we're living in, even my dad's cultivated 'matos don't taste as good as the real thing, still much better than store bought but not quiet "it", now you know why

>>17509208
I keep hearing this but I have no idea where to aquire a "real" tomato

>>17509219
>no idea where to aquire a "real" tomato
only for a reall nigga farmer, no way arround it, cause the good shit is either getting sold to the rich people or just sold locally in small markets or consummed just by the farmer themselves

Can't back this up, but I believe only the people with an inunterrupted tradition/seeds of tomato farming has the real deal

>>17509219
>>17509235
but, if you ever go to holand, try good quality tomatos there, they're beyond excellent, I had a cherry tomato there on a salad that tasted lik ethe finest organic tomato I've ever tasted, shit's insane, and all while the cherry tomatos I've ever had in my country all taste like ass

>>17509184
It's a tomato salad with mozzarella cheese basil and olive oil. Don't be so autistic and pretend like you don't know basic English

>>17509208
or maybe he has and just doesn't like them?

>>17509345
>or maybe he has
that's less likely than you think bruba

i use cherry tomatoes for my caprese

>>17508804
you're a child

>>17509184
>>17508747
you're not supposed to eat the entire plate, just 2 or 3 slices of each ingredient

>>17509370
do they taste like ass over there too? Over here they taste like rancid water, sick shit

>>17509219
cultivate it yourself, we're supposed to eat tomatoes only during season

>>17509390
not him, that would surely be an improvement, but I believe there's more to it, it's gotta be something with som or all of those:
. seeds
. earth
. water

>>17509386
i'll let you know in like an hour