/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>*consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness

um thanks?

thanks OP, this is top tier hipster cringe

>>17505906
croque garcon, duck fries, water

>>17505906
I’ll take a Poutine Burrito make it a combo

I'll have the poutine and judge it harshly

>Nick’s famous
>never heard of it before
False advertising like this should be punishable.

>>17505906
wow okay these fries are a bit racially insensitive. yikes

>>17505906
nothing.
it all has shitty things on it like mayo or malt vinegar.
fucking sub 120 iqs eat that garbage.

>>17506144
>it all has shitty things on it like mayo or malt vinegar

>>17505906
Dragon fries, because I want to try fries covered in dragon cum

>>17506250
>mayo is shitty
zoomer

dragon wrap and dragon fries for me thanks.

I'm having trouble reading the menu

>>17505988
You ever hear of dee'z famous?

>poutine burrito
Not liking the look of this..
>farm table
Right, that’s a 360 for me.

>>17506397
Yeah. Having to eye fuck my screen to bother reading any of this isn't worth the trouble.

>>17505913
It's a legal thing in lots of places

>>17506548
>>17506397
But its a huge picture?

GANGSTA FRIES

>>17506558
>1000x750 image
>with ant sized text
>on a fucking chalk board
>huge

>>17506572
I have no issue reading it at all.

>nicks famous jon's natural
stopped there. fuck right off, I walking a block to two to a beerbar and getting fries

>>17506583
Ok.

>>17506306
>zoomer
He may be a zoomer but am much, much older than that and I can tell you that mayonnaise is nothing but fermented demon sperm. It's a fact, look it up

>>17506601
>being old
>opinion mattering to the young
Your dementia setting in or have you just forgotten you can't have both?

>>17506601
What's the deal with these white people and mayonnaise?!!? Ever heard of spices?

Not really into that menu 2bh.
Is there anywhere near it that has a roast pork sandwich? I'm really wanting a roast pork sandwich right now. And some plain-ass fries.

>>17506046
Nobody cares about your feelings, Jemima Puddle-Duck. Just get fat so I can render you for your deliciouticiousness.

>>17506614
Like I said, it's a fact. Not my opinion. There is a giant conveyor belt in Hell lined on both sides with furiously masturbating demons, producing a never-ending stream of the putrid ejaculate that forms the base of all commercial mayonnaises. Easily verifiable, tons of evidence online if you cared to look for it. But being a mayo lover, you're probably too busy sodomizing yourself with a stag's horn while donating crypto to Vladimir Putin's GRU gofundme

>sloppy nick

>>17506737
Oh, my apologies.
>being old
>young people listening to you about anything
Really did forget what it's like, being not old, huh?

>>17506737

>>17506746
That actually hurt my feelings a bit. You're not a very nice person. Go on and eat your mayonnaise, I am not going to stay here and be cyber bullied any more. P.S. Hitler loved mayo too

>>17506572
I'm sitting back 4 feet away from my monitor and can read that. It's a very clear picture. You probably need to head to an optimist to correct your vision. If you're hellbent on insisting your vision is fine, check your monitor's settings.

And yes, if each letter is the size of an ant, you should be able to identify it unless you're trying to read it from the couch 20 feet away.

>>17506867
Alright, read it to me.

>>17506867
>I'm superior to you because I can read this small picture

>>17506867
>optimist

>>17506895
I'm not going to waste my night translating the whole thing, so let's talk about something you might care about, the faggy house salad.

>HOUSE SALAD 7.95
>VGrilled chicken or seitan,
>mixed greens, pickled ren onion,
>local veggies, Shadowbrook Calypso
>Sub wild sockeye salmon 8.95

There you go. Get your damned eyes checked. The only thing you need to get reasonably close to the monitor for is the *Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry warning on the bottom right corner, and you still don't need to eyefuck the screen.

>>17506918
Big night huh, lots of stuff to do? Fair enough, hope you have fun with it. Salad looks barebones for the price, agreed, faggotry afoot.

>>17505906
that spaghetti basket is looking pretty good. make it a combo with a lemonade.

>>17505906
poutine, but if it’s not cheese curds I’m leaving

>>17505906
For me? A double order of duck duck goose and an ice water.

>>17505988
You've never heard of Nick Gurr?

>>17505906
Wait 6.50 for burger????
Huh wuh wah?

>>17505906
>Nicks famous Jon's Natural beef sloppy Joe

>>17505906
>fries topped with fortune cookies
manvomitingfromallorifices.jpg

Ragoon dog and duck fries

ONE ORDER OF THE NIGGER FRIES PLEASE

>>17505906
>poutine
>fun fries
>poutine burrit
>Bill Murray meme on the register
i would never eat here unless i was stealing

>>17506601
>I can tell you that mayonnaise is nothing but fermented demon sperm.

>>17505906
Can i have one large spaghetti hold the pickles and extra mayonnaise? Thanks

Can I check my fedora at the door?

Dragon wrap and fries for me.
I know I'm saving for the surgery, but you have to treat yourself every once in a while. Otherwise you'll reach the end of the rope.

>>17508567
>miss crazytits
That's General Crazytits to you.

>>17505913
at least they're serving it, instead of cooking your steak well done without asking

>>17505906
Pulled Pork Roll and a Poutine. For a sandwich place these are the two easiest recipes. If they've fucked these up I know they're shit.

>>17506601
>He only eats 'american' mayo
Cringe

>>17505906
How the hell are the prices so low?

>5 dollar french fries

Lol wut xd ;p

>>17508758
>pic
lmao

That place's regular menu is shit with the sole exception of the croque garcon. Their daily special waffles between actually good and good shit some fuckass stoner on their kitchen staff ruined by incorporating fucking gas station snacks.

>>17508837
It's in Nebraska, everything's cheap as fuck here

>>17509122
That makes a lot of sense, every single one of those dishes looks like it was made by a wrestler for a wrestler who just weighed in. Literally America's answer to the Middle East, complete with the Haute Junk Food

Sounds kinda dank honestly, I'll try the duck fries with a crab dog and dragon wrap

>>17505906
>1/3lb burg
jewish

>>17509145
but it has cheese on it

>>17509145
you know 1/3 is more than 1/4 right?
8/8 took the b8 m8

I fucking hate hipster restaurants like this

>>17505906
I drove by this place this afternoon and thought about trying it but the faggots I saw walking out of it made me reconsider. It's in the stuck-up richfag part of town too

>>17506250
but, anon...
only those depicted in your pic eat mayo.

>>17507440
same

>>17505906
Two fried thighs, one Nashville hot, an order of duck fries, a coke, and a glass of water.
>>17505921
Good taste. I can't eat fried chicken without a cola though.

>>17505906
sloppy nick extra gur

>>17512287
Read the register sticker meanposting chud

>>17505906
Block Deluxe combo and a bang's

>>17505906
Block Burger
Sweet Potato Fries
Ginger Ale

>>17512300
You mean Barq's?

block deluxe sounds good

>>17505906
I'll take 6 chicken thighs, combo'd with ginger ale. I'll take some extra aioli as well.

>>17505906
desing ur own menu
https://aggie.io/vxgtsg60c3

>>17506601
i see youve only ever eaten shelf stable mayo