/ck/ - Food & Cooking

this little cooklet can't even make a proper grilled cheese. im not bothered

>>17501368
Inform him that he injured himself on purpose and went into woman's work because he knew deep down he never had the mettle to make it in football.

Tell him the service sucked and the decor was dated and uncomfortable.

shut up meanie

>>17501368
>become agressive
>continuously say I AINT NO BITCH CHEF

Plonk his wife

tell him his bit is stale and its fucking lame that he starts every episode that way and then remind him that every restaurant he ever "rescued" has failed

>>17501368
Tell him, that's why there's a salt and pepper shaker at each table.

start yelling grilled cheese autistically

>>17501368
He just does that for show so ppl will watch. All TV shows like that are fake BS

>>17501368
I'll plonker your honker.

>>17501368
>what do you do?
Shape the fuck up.

>>17501368
sweat nervously and start cooking 19 servings of spaghetti immediately

>>17501368
>what do you do?
;_;

>>17501368
laugh at him because he can't make scrambled eggs.

>>17501656
>All TV shows like that are fake BS
>like that
i see you're still asleep, anon.

>>17501656
he only acts so overly dramatic in us shows, the uk kitchen nightmares seem a lot more chill

>>17503676
he just hates americans because we solved cuisine.

>>17503691
Beating it almost to death, checking its pockets for valuables, and then leaving it bleeding in a ditch is only "solving" if you apply the term very broadly.

>>17501368
Tell him it's all he's getting and if he doesn't finish it he won't get any pudding

YOU. Come 'ere you... GET OUT!

>>17503676
Seems like an absolute arsehole in both versions to me. I'm sorry for you if that's how the "chill" people in your life behave.

Show him the grilled cheese video

>>17501389
Didn't he respond to that on Tiktok or something?

>>17504844
if youre offended by uk ramsay, your skin is too thin to be posting here you wuss

I whip out one of the several webms that constantly get posted featuring him making something terrible. What will it be, Gordon? The kimchi grilled cheese or the side by side burger hypocrisy?

I'd offer to suck his cock right there on the tv show and give up my asshole if he wanted it.

btw, I'm a white faggot sissy degen

>>17501368
show him this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-qttt727-I

Shut up ya can’t even make a thai curry you utter spaz two plates hot food wot more ya want chef goin for a smoke jump on section then shitass

>>17501368
Tenderly rape him

I go off script and share it with the audience to ruin the entire episode by proving it's all scripted and every dish is as delicious as the others, and whoever pays the electric jew the most money wins.

>>17504914
I'm not offended by any Ramsay. Just noticing that he's an arsehole.

>>17501368
tell him I'm russian and we aren't allowed to use spices. offer him some mayo

>>17505045
>the side by side burger hypocrisy
haven't seen this one, would someone kindly link? i love seeing him get dunked on

>>17505045
do it

>>17505562