/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17498107
Onions weren't un the Bible. Idiot.

>>17498129
Onions are mentioned in the Bible, in Numbers 11:5, by the children of Israel during the Exodus lamenting the lack of sweets: "We remember the fish, which we did eat in Egypt freely, the cucumbers and the melons and the leeks and the onions and the garlic."

>>17498107
Great thread, actually laughed for the first time in a while on this shit board

>>17498107
Someone clean that scale

>>17498107
Heh, nice
>>17498133
Holy based

>>17498133
go suck on a bible

>>17498133
and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and

>>17498107
I don't get it

Biblically accurate angels

>>17498223
For
>>17498190

>>17498133
>tfw there's no reason to believe that the ancient Israelites couldn't have made onion rings

>>17498237
Why is the kiwifarms deviant rating on that guys mouth

>>17498190
it's a /tv/ meme that angels look like pic related according to the bible

>>17498107
kek
context for dummies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sROESLRudM

>>17498243
The Bible does say that is what one of the types is

>>17498243
I thought it was an /x/ meme

>>17498243

>>17498242
he's literally made out of kiwifarms ratings

>>17498133
Based, the "Biblically accurate onion rings" is one of the oldest biblical jokes now

>>17498349
Kek didn't notice the horrifying one until now

>>17498107
better watch out before the drones steal that shit

>>17498243
holy fuck is that a heckin biblically accurate angel?!

>>17498107

>>17498170
>nooooooooooo where's muh periooooooooooods?.

>>17499167
this but unironically, fuck punctuation and grammar rules.

>>17499171
yeah let's all just have a world full of brain damage and gibberish

>>17498243
It's not a meme, that is what they're supposed to look like. It's just making fun of the whole TIL/"ACKSHUALLYYYY" people who like to parrot fun facts

>>17499191
Some yeah. Others had a bunch of wings. A couple were so beautiful a couple cities got... we don't know specifically what god did to them but people tried to rape the angels he sent as messengers. This is all in the bible but people are too lazy to read. On a /ck/ note, the food from the time even when they weren't going through misery sounds crushingly depressing. It's no wonder people want for promises of an abundance if your idea of desserts is milk, honey, and nuts.

epic reddit moment

>>17499180
fo sho mang!

>>17499206
haha tell them how Lot rebuilt the Earth go on do it

>>17499167
shouldn't have gotten vaxxed, toots

>>17498468
Based acceleracers poster

The wheels described in Ezekiel are literally just celestial chariot wheels. "Full of eyes" is a common ancient near eastern idiom that just means what you're looking at is made up of stars. The chariot throne of God is carried through time by the circular motions of the stars through the heavenly places.

And the Cherubim being the creatures pulling the throne chariot of God are symbolic of God's dominion over the spirits governing times and seasons, hence their having the four polar faces of the (then dominant) Babylonian zodiacal calendar.

As always, reddit is retarded, understanding nothing, and their memes are stupid.

If you want to know more, look up Doctor Michael Heiser's "Naked Bible Podcast" and find his series on the book of Ezekiel, chapter 1. Ancient people rarely wrote precisely and literally, they were always getting at a point.

>>17499326
how do you know

>>17500120
And speaking of biblically accurate food and Ezekiel:

The book of Ezekiel also contains something of a recipe for making bread that sucks (on purpose) to display the desperation of Jerusalem that God was punishing them with through the Babylonians for their wickedness and idolatry.

It was literally ordained by God for a time that the faithless, whoring jews should cook low quality bread over burning piles of their own shit.

Based God.

>>17500135
The exchange is kind of hilarious because Ezekiel bitches about human feces being unclean, so God then says he can use cow dung instead and doesn't give a fuck because God's gonna send Israel back into the stone age for its sinfulness.

>>17500120
>Doctor Michael Heiser
>they fell for the gnostic meme
ngmi

>>17500185
>Heiser
>Gnostic
Not sure who told you that, but it's garbage. Gnostics believe Jesus is the serpent in Eden. Heiser regularly preaches Jesus on his podcast and condemns so-called "gnostic gospels" and "secret knowledge."

The only thing separating Heiser's scholarship from others is that he actually believes and states with certainty that spirits exist (as the bible says). He's got over 400 hours of podcasts out, and you won't find a single minute of him doing apologetics for any nag hamadi le happy snake lion bullshit cult.

Post biblical food content or gtfo

>>17498347
OH MY HECKIN GOODNESS, IS THAT A HECKIN... dang, I don't even know what that's a heckin...

>>17498347
The heart of the ship

>>17500227
he denies trinity in the OT

>>17498107
The zeitgeist must be up to something yesterday I saw 3 YouTube thumbnails recommended to keep with the biblically accurate angels

>>17498347
The heat from where we're going cooks the soul.

>>17498129
this post didn't age well THOUGH

That says "the bibble"

>>17498243
i saw one of these in a dream
worship me plebians

>>17500915
that was because you had just watched Contact

>>17500920
never heard of it

>>17498107
Quit fucking around with the deep fry when you’re high, Ezekiel!

>>17498347
W...why? Does this actually help in the cooking process, or a case of fucking with people or cause you can?

>>17498133
>PIOUSLY BASED

>>17500382
kek

>>17501001
because it's a street vendor and people come up and buy food and have to wait for it, so it looks cool to keep them occupied, doesn't significantly change the cooking time, and eliminates the need to flip the food allowing you to serve other customers or do other tasks

>>17498133
>onions
>sweet

>>17500392
No, he doesn't. I have listened to the man explain for hours how and where the entirety of the trinity appears in the Old Testament.

Who told you this stuff? It's simply not true.

Be not afraid

>>17501920
>What is sweet onion

>>17501001
it's a play on "gyro"

>>17498347
BE NOT HUNGRY

>>17499191
Only a very specific type among a vast host

>>17500127
I (OP) am an epic reddit user

>>17498133
The bible and all the books within it have been translated and rewritten many times. You cannot take any name like that for granted.

>>17498133
Sounds good

>>17498107
>>17498243
>>17498347
>>17498468
>>17502225

>>17499191
Only a very specific "species" of angel that appears in Ezekiel looks like that. Literally in the same passage there are angels that are anthropomorphic, and it's these latter angels that the onion rings are following around

>>17498243
It's kinda a giveaway in that the first thing most angels say is "Be not afraid".

>>17504892

Were the creatures in Bird Box angels?

>>17504923
no

>>17498168
kys, tranny scum.

>>17505003
Gonna turn your other cheek so Father Joe can eat some of your sweet ass a little more?

>>17498347
Feels like the edges would get disproportionately cooked.

>>17498133
spbp (salvatory post best post)

>>17498107
i like you

>>17504923
;) Opposite day is an interesting way to watch media if you get tired of your favorites

>>17501920
They literally are.

>>17498133
they meant soy, there's a word filter in the bible

>>17498107
You're confusing the Bible with Paradiso?
How gauche.

>>17505003
no anon, you're opinion is the incorrect one, thus you are the tranny
you are already a woman

>>17501920
nigga they're mostly sugar