/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17494749
I miss implying we can discuss food

>>17494781
I ate an food before I posted.

>>17494781
I ate an food before I posted

>>17494743
>>17494749
not bad, post soles

>>17495232
Get ready to gag Lmaooooo

>>17495232
my son died

>>17494743
watchu gon do wif all dat choclate

>>17495414
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump

>>17495414
He's cramming it. Don't you follow /ck/ on Twitch? Hurry up and join the stream, there's some great grunting from about 4:16 on.

Love this thread. All my buds jerking off to another bud's feet. Really makes me feel like part of a community

>>17495410
How did he die?

>>17495496

>>17495499
Tragic.

>>17495496
AIDS

>>17495550
What? He told me he tested negative. Oh god i bet i have it too fuuuuck

Ok but seriously what do I do with 11 pounds of chocolate ck

>>17495617
I didn't even realise this was a serious thread.
Melt it down and combine it with coconut cream and make a fuggin huge batch of ice cream.

>>17495640
Every thread I make is serious

>>17495654
Seriously shit

>>17495364
>>17494749
>>17494743
Kind of disappointing as a footfag, your feet were cute then the bottom were just fucking hideous.
Get a pumice stone and lotion, it will make your feet look better and you will genuinely feel better about them. Stone once a week with a thing to scrape off callus first, use normal stone and lotion after showers to keep moisture.
Your feet are cute, don't waste your potential.
For the chocolate anyways, you can make all sorts of things. Maybe make some kind of puff pastry with melted chocolate inside, make hot chocolate, make your own chocolate bars with molds and adding stuff like nuts and dried fruit if you prefer. It really depends on your tastes and what kind of food you like.

>>17495734
My feet are fucked up from running around on the road, it's also summer so my feet are bare all the time.

>>17495750
Anon.. I do the same but my feet are still soft because I lotion day and night with getting rid of dead skin every weekend

>>17495755
Ok. I'm not gay though, nor do I want gay feet.

>>17495734
I've been using sandpaper on my feet for a couple of months due to lack of pumice.
Grit 40 seems to work well. Better to finish off with higher grit after that so it won't feel so rough.
Remember to use sandpaper on dry feet, it doesn't work well when wet.

>>17495784
Also want to add that it removes cracked callus v. efficiently.

>>17495770
I'm not gay either, I love woman but I hate seeing a good foot go to waste. My dick doesn't differentiate between gender when it comes to feet. It's not gay to take care of yourself either and improve your health, kys. Enjoy your crusty feet with 3 inches of dead skin, fag.

>>17495790
Bruh calm down. They're literally fucked up from running barefoot on a gravel road for about an hour.

>>17495790
>foot fetishist getting a hard-on from male feet
>calling anyone a fag

>>17495798
Kek

>>17495790
>im not gay
>but mens feet turn me on
Uhhhh...

>>17495784
>>17495789
Good for you anon, proud
>>17495803
>>17495798
Men's feet look the exact same as woman's

>>17495832
>exact same
objectively false. whatever though, fag. enjoy your feet.

>>17495836
I think he meant to say feminine penises look the same as mens penises.

>>17495364
I dunno about feet, but i would suck up that hairy thigh.

>>17495843
Wwyd?

>>17495843
I have fat jiggly thighs do you like that?

>>17495843
I would peel the skin and make broth out of that foot.
Remove skin and nails, soak in salt water for a minute or two to remove the odor.
Cut into pieces throw bones and meat into pot, up to you if you want to throw tendons in or not for extra collagen- though I have to warn you it takes longer to cook them through.
Add celery, carrot, spring onion, bay leaf, peppercorns and salt.
Top up with water, simmer until all flavors penetrate and meat becomes soft.
Don't forget to top up with water as it evaporates.
Season to taste.
Enjoy your anon foot broth, useful for adding to various dishes and cooking risotto, or eaten as is with pasta. Or potato, I won't judge

Usually I'd include skin for additional collagen however the skin on display seems to be too much hassle to cut around the unworkable parts.
If you fear that vegetables will become mushy you can throw them in sometime mid-way through the cooking process instead of at the beginning.

And as always,
Enjoy!

>>17495870
Too generic, would not commit cannibalism with you.

>>17495882
It's a homely and basic meal for anyone to do at home even if they're not the best cooks. It's meant to evoke childhood memories.
Fuck snobs.

>>17495897
Stay mad bro

>>17495915
You don't deserve my recipes.

>>17495921
I thought your foot recipe sounded good, anon.

>>17495921
Your recipes are generic. I may aswell eat boiled water.

why do cookbros always flirt with each other? are they more openly sexual with each other as a gender than other boards?

>>17495984
Drunks and gays

>>17495988
I support it. I'd love to see dominant cookbro x submissive cookbro romcom.

>>17495798

>>17495984
only desperation and attention whoring could lead a person to flirt with other men on a cooking board

>>17495364
nice, what is that black mark?

>>17495784
after i shower my feet are softened up so i go outside and rub my feet on the concrete while i have a smoke. it works for me

>>17495832
>Men's feet look the exact same as woman's
this is what troons actually believe

>White people

>>17497051
they do, i've spent all my life looking at feet. the biggest difference is womens feet are usually smaller and they take better care of them.

>>17497029
Blood blister

>>17495984

why did my chocolate thread turn into a footfag thread

>>17497770
Gee I wonder why???????

My feet still aren't gay

>>17497806
i dont know what to do with 11 pounds of chocolate. i may have been over zealous

>>17498103
already came to them, you are gay now

>>17498103
>>17498130
please help me with my chocolate problem

>>17498134

>>17495364
ying and yang