/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why not just eat the food the way it was intended to be eaten?

>>17494650
I'll try anything once

>>17494650
Is this the thread where we laugh at the scottish?

I would but what's with the weird ass batter they're using?

>>17494650

>>17494679
Looks like tempura batter

>>17494687
Weird choice, makes the food look unappealing. That pizza doesn't even look like food

Why not use a cake batter for the "dessert" item???

>>17494650
man just get a corndog

>mom found the cum pizza

>>17494650
>deep fried pizza
Done
>deep fried sausage
Would not
>deep fried mars bar
Would

>>17494655
What's your point? A deep fried pizza is intended to be eaten deep fried.

>>17494650
They pizza looks fucking disgusting

>>17494655
why make a pizza when you can make a tomato and cheese sandwich, you prissy faggot?

why would you fry the whole pizza and not individual slices

>>17494650
Yeah, why wouldn't I? What type of sausage is it, btw?

>>17496509
What kind of progressive chud eats only a slice of pizza

>>17494650
Damn that looks rough. I respectfully pass.

>>17494655
Yeah but then it's not deepfried

>>17494977
Yanks already eat deepfried sausages

>>17496567
You can thank the Scottish for that.

>>17496618
The scottish didn't comeup corndogs

I had a deep fried Mars bar once as a child

>>17496660
Was it from a man in a van?

>>17494659
spbp

based

next time there's a scottish independence referendum, please give the english the chance to vote 'yes'

>>17496664
No it was from a fish and chip shop owned by very nice yet very hairy Greek men

>>17494650
If it's fried on lard? Yes why not

>>17494650

Scottish and here are my opinions:

>deep fried pizza
It's average
>deep fried sausage
It's pretty decent with chippy or curry sauce
>deep fried mars bar
Haven't tried but would at least once

A good one to try is deep fried haggis

>>17494650
Looks like some good 'za not gonna lie. Sausage in batter is nothing new and who doesn't love a cheeky deep fried mars bar. Whats the problem here?

>>17496989
Fancy a warm glass of irn brilk?
Also never tried the deep fried Mars bar, deep fried sausage is decent, I've only ever had a mini pizza crunch not a full size. I enjoy haggis but deep fried? Is that actually nice?

>>17497185
>irn brilk
irn bru ice cream flavor when?

>>17497568
it already exists

>>17497568
>>17497572

>>17497615
I was going to an hero today but now I will continue to toil on in the hope I might taste this one day

>>17494650
I like pizza and I like deep-frying things, but why would you do this to a pizza?

battered sausages are very common in chip shops. sausages are deep-fried pretty much anywhere they're sold anyway

>>17494650
no thanks. i will have the deep fried chip butty

>>17494650
even an American fatty would have a heart attack from this

>>17494650
cringe
based
cringe

>>17498185
that looks BUSSIN fr fr no cap

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

>>17494650
It's no wonder Hadrian had the Scots walled off

>>17497650
they sell irn bru on tap in mcdonalds in scotland, disgraceful that we english give them so much and don't even get that in return

>>17501147
brb going scotland

>>17500785
surprised this didn't trigger the spam filter

>>17494655
Why not just fuck missionary, like Satan would want us to do..

>>17495018
Nice picture faggot

>>17498185
Wtf is a chip butty

>>17496688
Would gladly. You fucking retards are going to rot into irrelevance with every country bullying you into shitty trade deals when we leave you taking our land and resources with us.

>>17494650
Based Scot

>>17494995
>>17496562
Why would you make unhealthy food even more unhealthy by putting in the deep fat fryer? That's just asking to have a heart attack.

>>17494650
sure nigger, why not. seems a little wacky but it can't be bad

>>17504811
Drunk people, basically

>>17494650
The pizza is too carby imo.
Sausage seems fine, so sure.
The mars bar in that pic doesn't look good but I've seen some where the bar melts it ends up like a chocolate filled donut which looks a lot nicer.

>>17494650
Amerimutts are disgusting

>>17504811
Pizza is not unhealthy. Real pizza l mean.

>>17503913
esl posting mongoloid

>>17494650
No hesitation. No regrets. No remorse.

>>17494650
Pass on the Mars Bar.

>>17505937
british english is an abomination, like pidgin

>>17503904

>>17494655

>>17494650
yeah, but only if it has pineapple

>>17507684
controversial

>>17494650
I think I'd get oily diarrhea if I ate that

>>17494977
battered franks are easily the most normal thing of the three