/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17484406
I hate fr*nch so much is unreal

>>17484406
Looks nice.

>>17484376
>everybody is wearing a mask as a chin strap

>>17484406
>that roach at 0:33

>>17484376
I like that her shirt is a Garfield comic strip.

>>17484621
Is it cooked?
Is it cheap?
Is it tasty?

>>17484653
Yes
Yes
NO!

>>17484653
>is it cooked
As opposed to what, RAW chicken sitting on the supermarket shelf for weeks?

It's weird seeing a webm thread on here that has like, actual webms and not just that fat german bitch eating vegetables and seared bite. Nice.

>>17484531
Why's it so dark?

>>17484861
I'm just glad it isn't 50% Jack again.

>>17484798
Well if it's canned, why would that be a problem?

>>17484904
Thanks for reminding me. Just give me a couple of minutes to boot up my Jack box.

>>17484944

>>17484944
No

>>17484936
For me, it's the little money shot of melted butter at the end.

>>17485005
>still has a useless arm
I feel bad for Ja/ck/. I hope he will be put out of his misery soon.

>>17485012
>em
NO!

>>17484890
Mammal Meat...

>>17485046
whipped cream made by hand doesn't really melt either, it only happens with canned whipped cream

>>17485075
Still more expensive than shaving cream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iluXVX2Gf4

>>17485175
Why?

>>17485175
Me in the middle.

>>17484532
Nice tits.

>>17484406
REEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>17485025
Is it that expensive to get a onion chopper ?

>>17485247
>>17485175
They were paid to act stupid.

>>17484928
> meringue with baking powder
Mon dieu...

>>17485299
> onion chopper

>>17485310
wrong
they were possessed by spirits
https://www.citizen.co.za/news/2139558/watch-sangomas-eat-a-dead-cow-raw/

>>17484740
>cuts at best moment

retard

>>17485536
Could be worse. Most vids like that the cameraman has a sudden seizure the moment something happens and wastes another 10 seconds of your time before it cuts.

>>17485388
>no sauce in the middle

>>17484553
Good eye anon

>>17485557

>>17485574
dumb thot

>>17484371
>stack raw ingredients on top of each other so that it's pretty
>"recipe"
Women, not even once.

>>17485175
Not a cellphone in sight.
Just people living in the moment.

>>17484890
Whale meat is very rich in myoglobin, so it is very dark red.

>>17484839
Holy shit that looks so bland and dry. Being a /fit/fag should come with an eternal ban from being allowed to cook.

>>17485007
Yes. Then she licks it back up into her mouth like a champ. I would pay good money for her to give me a hummer, I'm sure she's fucking amazing.

>>17484978
Now for the fitting twist: The mystery hand is attached to a biological male and they are a gay couple. I wish I was attracted to feminine guys. They actually enjoy doing sweet things like this for their partners.

>>17485012
God is actually a co/ck/ and already tried the more forgiving way to get him to stop cooking. Next time he'll be less forgiving I'm sure.

>>17485426
>Stuffed Sirloin.webm
>first ingredient is "Rump Roast"
Someone needs to learn their cuts.

>>17485530

>>17485574
wtf happened to this guy

>>17485744
protein powder is a fucking meme; it's always best to eat more meat if protein needs are greater while keeping the same carb load; increase protein and fat intake and maintain carbohydrates for greater caloric needs

>>17485826
he's two steps ahead

Anyone have that fucked up nacho video? Is there a name for nachos like that?

>>17485828
>he just squeezes the guts out the asshole
Amazing

>>17484532
women don't know how to dress themselves anymore

don't @ me, silly coomers

>>17486345
Alright then, how would (you) dress if you were a woman?

>/pol/ shit
Webm generals were always cancer.

>>17486420
Just post webms and ignore it.

>>17486413

>>17484368
this seems less like a "potato stick" and more like "a ball of dough that happens to have potato in it"

>>17484376
It's impressive knowing you don't want to be somewhere within 4 seconds of seeing it

>>17485126
What's this weird psyop where I keep seeing this shitty colonial jerky made from african bushmeat?

>>17486413
I'd buy surplus nun habits without the hoods and tie dye them with fun and interesting colors and patterns. Wear them with vintage Doctor Martin boots, broad brimmed straw hats embellished with ribbons, and black lace gloves.

>>17485031
guess he learned nothing from the first two strokes

>>17485574
She's almost as disgusting as he is, that face is nightmarishly ugly

>>17484552
>if you look closely you can notice they are outdoors

>>17486881
>t. low test

>>17485126
PUSH ME AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME

>>17485299
If your currency is dignity, then yes.

>>17484376
N

>>17487212
but how does he escape the egg fort?

>>17487212
it always annoys me how at 1:01 he scrapes the last bit of egg and dumps it on top of the sandwich but it falls back into the pan so it was all for nothing

>>17485025
Slower and sloppier than proper knife technique and cutting it normally...

>>17484406
The only proper way to deal with frogposters

>>17484936
Imagine shoving it up her ass instead, and the butter block is the size of a horsecock

>>17485574
Imagine feeding him plastic explosive and detonating it

>>17484376
I'd like a slice of her lasagna

>>17485286
kek'd

>>17485574
Her bod is unnatural and gross

>>17485809
Delicia

>>17485388
Pretty sure any mug I have would fucking explode in the oven.

>>17485574
They deserve each other. Disgusting

>>17487640

>>17487640
What are your mugs made out of?

>>17488239
TNT

>>17484653
it taste like chicken.

>>17488318
why didn't they separate the yolk and just use the egg white, that "pancake" is like 90% egg

>>17485636
Other than the one recording it, dumbass.

>>17488541
Who are you quoting?

>>17488624
Food & Cooking?

>>17485629
That's literally a caprese salad with courgette underneath you mong

>>17488624
anime is so fucking cringe holy shit

>>17488624
>Food & Cooking...?

>>17488662
*awesome

>>17488563
the webm title?

>>17485765
That's why you don't get with a white woman. My wife is Philippino and loves cooking for me.

>>17485765
I didn't know child fuckers did that for boys over twelve.

>>17484623
I like her tits too

>>17488318
I hate mug recipes.

Grant is a fucking retard. I hope he dies.

>>17488906
I agree. Lee was the superior general.

>>17488632
how fucking dull was that knife that he had to put so much pressure before it could slice a soft burger bun

>>17488916
I have never sharpened the knives my family bought in the late 70s.

>>17488912
Lee was an idiot. Stop embracing the lie.

>>17488943
I agree. Lee was the superior general.

>>17484695
Would

>>17487212
THANK GOD

>>17485075
it melts over time/under heat lamps. whipped cream needs to be cold because the air is trapped by fat

>>17484965
gay

>>17484406
mmmmmm frog

>>17484585
>1:45
would.

>>17489257
When she was 11 maybe.

>>17484552
>>everybody is wearing a mask as a chin strap

>>17489268
3 years difference, grow up

>>17489271
11. I'll go up to 13. Not some sick geriatric fetishist.

>>17484653
>Is it cooked?
Yes. Like most canned meat products they are pressure cooked in the can. Don't throw away the juice in the can!

>Is it cheap?
Not really. They aren't expensive, but they cost more than a whole fresh bird. Whole canned chickens are something for the pantry for long-term storage not regular meals.

>Is it tasty?
Tastes like chicken. The best way to enjoy the canned chickens is to break down the carcass and make chicken soup or something like that because it's a boiled chicken with no seasonings other than salt.

>>17489285
she's still in her teens but you and I both know she'd be tighter than those holes she calls her eyes in minecraft.
She's also a great cook, nothing to be compared to.

>>17488916
do not underestimate jack's retardation

>>17489307
>still a teen

The fuck? You trolling?

>>17489285
>geriatric
you started it

>>17485530
bros... remember the days when beef tongue used to be cheaper than "normal" cuts? I want to go back...

>>17489332
She is obviously geriatric dude.

>>17484553
Kek, eagle eye over here

>>17484483
you probably ate a hamburger yesterday you faggot

>>17489529
i'll show you who's a faggot

>>17489565
>iconic national french cuisine
>steak tartare
suck my erect pecker, flamer. frenchies can't cook so they roll up meat from the butcher, put salt on it, and call supper "cook" and "ready". bone apple tits, yuronig.

>>17484585
I miss francis bros...

>>17489600
faggot

>>17484936

>>17487465
imagine

>>17489613
i need the source now, it's a matter of life or death

>>17487465
>>17489629
this but i'm the girl

>>17485075
you have no idea what you are talking about

>>17489642
the source is your mom fag

>>17488092
of everything that kay has made this is among the most palatable but I know that the fish is probably so fucking greasy that it's almost inedible

>>17488117
not enough egg yolk

>>17489673
why are africans so terrible at cooking?

>>17488318
This looks like the worst way to eat a pancake

>>17488916
Jack is just retarded. He probably didn't need to put that much pressure on it. Then again, he's cutting the burger while it's on a ceramic plate and not a cutting board so who knows?

>>17485299
>onion chopper
he's holding one in the video

>>17486413
>Alright then, how would (you) dress if you were a woman?
I wouldn't

>>17486897
has anyone tried one of these concoctions?

>>17489673
>>17489750
>white hand at the end
>x-files music plays

>>17486589

>>17486890
>>17489269
No seriously, that shit bugs me more than actual masks. Why bother putting it on if you're going to just wear it under your mouth?? Boomers do this all the time

>>17487212
Why are the eggs all facing away from him? Do the customers get to choose which eggs they want?

>>17489914
Is so when they get in their car they can put it on really fast

>>17485765
I would love to cook for my bf, if I fucking had one
it would give me a great excuse to cook a bunch of food, but without getting fat

>>17489711
I ain't gonna let it get to me...

>>17489969
I want to cook for a BF and have one cook for me but I can’t stand fem shit.

>>17490003
I really want to do fem shit but I'm too deeply closeted to try it.
At least nobody suspects me, I think. Maybe my mom does
It kinda sucks

Why are you against it? It's not as if every fem guy just does stereotypical fem shit all the time, or is bad at driving, or is clumsy

>>17490022
Not into it at all. Huge turn-off. I’ve been described as ‘the rich/corporate gay’ type (I’m pretty austere and masculine in a ‘well dressed’ way) and I want something closer to a blue collar guy.

>>17489914
same thing as >>17489934 said except in general. The only reason they're wearing a mask is in case someone tells them to so they have it chambered and ready to slip over their face at any given moment. I do it all the time at work when I have to transition between indoors and outdoor travel. Easier to wear a chin diaper than it is to take the mask off completely and put it on my wrist or back pocket if I have to put it back on 5 minutes later anyway

>>17490066
>same thing as >>17489934 (You) said
I was making a joke about people who wear masks alone in their vehicles (probably you)

>>17488661
calling it courgette makes you the mong, you fucking mong

>>17484525
chinks are so stupid, didn't even take out the bones or bother to clean up the fish jesus christ

>>17484553
authentic french experience

>>17490110
Oh, I misread your post and thought it said the opposite: people wearing chin diapers so that they are ready after leaving their cars (to enter areas that require masks).

>>17484932
assuming the canning process was done correctly, the canning process cooks everything inside

>>17484928
>zero carb
>nutrition facts
>contains 1g carb

very cool

>>17485012
what happened to his arm?

>>17484406
Note how the frogs are dead before being skinned.
This indicates that the video was not filmed in Asia.

>>17485012

>>17485025
The end result is absolute trash and he wasn't even really fast doing it.

>>17490143
WAAAA I NEED MOMMY TO TAKE OUT THE BONES FOR ME, CAN'T DO IT MYSELF!

>>17489855

>>17489338
>boneless skinless chicken thighs
>beef tongue
>ox tail
>offal
What will rich youtube chefs take next?

>>17484525
Is it still called scoring when you cut that deep?

>>17490302
He's had two strokes and the last one killed off his arm. Most people regain their limb function after strokes with the help of physical therapy but jack thinks god will heal him

>>17490577
I used to work in neuro rehab and Jack is definitely being a lazy retarded shit instead of doing what it takes.

>>17484376
what's with the niggers?

>>17490513
I can with my knife and fork, but chinkypoos insist on eating with sticks so the way they do it is slurping it off with disgusting sounds and then spitting the bone out.

>>17490652
imagine accidentally tipping over a rack of hundreds of eggs

>>17489338
I don't know what you're talking about, tongue and organs are still cheap as fuck.

>>17488188
dont do this you will just scuff your knife

>>17490150
Plus you already wear a regular diaper so it's not like you aren't used to it or anything. Good to know.

>>17487465
Imagine not being a braindead coomer. Please kill yourself

>>17487130
heh

>>17489673
Whyte peepoo don't spice they food

>>17485847
steak was overcooked

>>17488624
>>17488665
>>17488755
>>17489174
Coomers need to be beheaded, it would make the world a better place for all.

>>17484406
I actually feel bad for the froggies
little pile of corpses

>>17491933
really, how do you even eat this? Is this more of a decoration than food?

>>17492012
This one was really weird. First she makes the chips into mush, then adds more water, then adds more water.

Then suddenly it turns into prawn soup.

>>17492072
i think it's doritos consomme

>>17492012
soooo she made polenta out of doritos? why?

>>17485528
>I graduated in 1982 and I have more than 35 years of experience
Wow this guy has managed to be a grifter for over 35 years? That's pretty impressive.

>>17486439
>stuff cinnamon roll in apple
>break it out and take it out anyway

>>17488916
>>17489816
bigger knife = bigger sharp

>>17485031
since he never even tries to move his right arm, he must be getting almost no lymphatic drainage for the majority of his body
what a useless sack of crap

>>17485029
Thi smade me wonder, do they just keep their bento at room temperature until lunch time then eat it cold?

>>17484553

>>17486335
extensive research of the zootopia tag on various image boards teaches me you can fit pretty much anything up the rabbit hole

>>17490554
>ratatouille irl

>>17492336

stfu idiot...you aren't in medical school yet so keep that shit to yourself.

>>17490554
>19 rats.
That's a lot of health code violations.

>>17492232

>>17485016
God I wanna cover my body in ground-up 'dines and jump in there

>>17492637
no

>>17492933
who tests a knife by sawing into a wooden handle? it's clearly intentional not sure why he would just destroy a ceramic knife...what could possible be the thought process?

>>17492950
>who tests a knife by sawing into a wooden handle?
Jack scalfani

>>17492012
>>17492072
>>17492135

>>17492077 is correct, its Dorito consommé and tastes just like a brothy Dorito

>>17492963

he's actually probably more coordinated now that he only can use one hand.

>>17492986
accurate

>>17493000
Why does anyone watch this stupid gimp?

>>17493030
just imagine him and kay having kids together and you have your answer.

>>17493030
I'm pretty sure most of his views come from hate watchers

>>17493038
Jack wife is no better desu

>>17492012
Nice, she invented...water

>>17492933
did he take this video down?

>>17492963
Those handheld french fry cutters are retarded. It's almost impossible to get a good press without a stationary base.

>>17493056
who films this.
who films this, edits it, and uploads it, thinking "yep that's a good one"

>>17493153
yeah he deleted a lot of his older video
>>17493185
just cut the bottom of the potato flat
>>17493208
jack ofc

>>17493056
what else is there to say/post

>>17493229

I just realized thats butternut squash, not potatoes. That whole thing probably wouldn't be TOO bad if it was actually heated through

>>17493229
i just, i don't get it.
it's almost like outsider art. it's as if they have been totally isolated from any cooking information, and taught themselves exclusively.

i don't get it. you can just google "how to cut squash"
"how to dice an onion"
etc.

like, surely, you'd have the self awareness to realize "maybe i'm doing something wrong if it is this difficult"

>>17491402
we dont tho

>>17487225
I

>>17493457
C

>>17493489
E

>>17485744
well they (the bodybuilders) say that when they eat so much and often they start to not care about taste

>>17493056
Holy shit woman, ISIS executes with sharper knifes

>>17493301
>you'd have the self awareness to realize "maybe i'm doing something wrong
Ding ding ding. Now you get what jack's problem is.

>>17488906
is toddler shit or high end art? the eternal question

>>17493794
my mind went to this

>>17490719
Imagine purposefully tipping over a rack of hundreds of eggs and then stomping on them. SPLAP POP POP CRACK SPLAT

>>17485828
The bunny is ok right?

>>17487296
I had seen it perhaps a hundred times before I noticed that it fell off. I always thought he made it onto the sandwich.

>>17490508

>>17493030

vladimir poutine

>>17494018
he has downs?

>>17485310
>>17485528
>>17485636
It's always anything but their own volition right? Just a different culture. Can't judge.

>>17484406
medium rare pepe

>>17484406
why do people only eat the leg of the frog?
is the rest toxic?

>>17485012
>byforddolphin.jpg

>>17492003
You aren't meant to. You just take a picture for insta and leave.

>>17493153
Nope, still up to this day.

>>17494036
he's italian

>>17494018
Now that's a big boy bite!

>>17494133
It's the part that actually tastes good.

>>17486897
I don't understand what all the liquids are

>>17488943
I agree. Lee was the superior general.

>>17494767
>pee
>poo
>semen
>pussy juice
>sweat
>blood
>spit
>tears
>earwax
>semen

>>17494755
Do Americans really?

>>17493094
that fire portion would have to be ether much hotter(too hot to stand next to) or be much longer of an area to actually cook those prawns. because heat needs time to exist. without time there is no heat.

>>17495059
Fantastic observation, Holmes!

>>17485012
the emulsifiers in nitrocellulose film are way more sensitive than twinkies
how the heck did man take film on the moon in 1969

>>17495059
It's fake, you retard

>>17494835
Whenever you ask this question the answer is always yes.

>>17485126
why does she look so jewish

>>17494026
Does it have Kurds in it?

>>17485828
Impressive! You have to make cuts around the feet to get the skin off like that which he probably did before the webm, but that's pretty cool.
Never knew you could just gut the rabbit (or at least take the shit out) by literally breaking its back and pushing out the rest. Man must have some insane grip

>>17484971
hambaaga

>>17494018
why does lean closer instead of moving his hand closer to his mouth
he like a turtle

>>17489673
>>17489677
>>17489750
>>17489866
This is either a dutch person cooking this (likely) or a rich white south African woman. "Afrikaans" doesn't mean african, it's a language spoken in SA. The recipe is likely dutch, too. The sausage definitely is originally dutch. Actual African recipes would've likely used the produce and grains available at the time, which definitely wasn't tomatoes. Pretty sure they grew mostly maize (for Europeans and for livestock), wheat and sorghum.

South African food is sort of the opposite of Vietnamese food. Banh Mi and Pho are two genius dishes that originated from french colonialism. Meanwhile countries without an actual food culture like the Netherlands of Great Britain instead tried their best to get their colonial subjects to eat the same sloppa they enjoyed.

>>17490194
are those crickets? honestly looks kinda sick, tho I worry the bugs will be soggy as fuck

>>17494036
yes

>>17491239
you do realize this is literally a German show on German television, showing a German woman cooking with stuff bought from a German grocer?

Yes, the bimbofication of Europe is complete, thanks for asking

>>17492232
really hard to tell which part is pig and which part is food

>>17484552
that means it's working

>>17496363
lmao triggered much?

>>17496363
>the bimbofication of Europe
h-hot

>>17496419
I wish it was like Starship Troopers

instead it's more like everything has turned into a late 2000s reality show

>>17496407
I hate angl*s with a passion, but in this case it's purely germanic degeneracy

>>17496224
south african isn't african? it seems even the white africans are just as shit at cooking as the black africans

>>17494755
fetishy

>>17496224
Why are you using the past tense for Africa?

>>17496407
you have kept this thread open for 3 days constantly refreshing it, hoping you will finally get a single (You)
well are you happy now?

>>17485000
Why do americans establish heritage months for every single culture they absorbed?

>>17495299
With this unsettling kind of comedy, she most likely is

>>17495731
>why does lean closer instead of moving his hand
lizard brain

i really want to try one of these

>>17493094
sweet

>>17495326
grease flinger 9000

>>17484508
>thin kawaii th ow

>>17485826
Went back to Ukraine and he's fighting for his cunt