/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17456954

I've learned that once you pop, you usually stop to see if the kid is ok and wipe the blood off your dick. Then you get out the astroglide.

>>17457003
how many women would this serve tho?

>>17457024
5

https://youtu.be/bE8CPpWA4uk

>>17457152
Laugh like a retard at stupid shit, don't receive a single negative comment. Modern YouTube is crap.

>>17456954
LOL SO RANDOM I LOVE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY. every time me and my friends get together and play the game it's just nonstop laughter. hitler had a baby omg that card is so random and funny

These shit on goldfish crackers

>>17457408
Yeah but they're barbaric. Whales are magnitudes more intelligent than fish.

>>17457003
do americans really?

>>17457003
Dave actually came to visit me last year. I didn't ask him to come, and he still hasn't left. But I wake up to a fresh Round Meal every day so it's not all bad.

>>17457408
God I remember how salty these are and I loved it

>>17456954

>>17456976
I'm more a fan of crispy pentagons

>>17456954
Once You Pop ..THATS GREAT!

>>17457408
the next saltiest thing after eating a literal handful of salt

>>17459971
SAD

>>17459971
They seriously didn't think to make a bacon product?

>>17456954
good crisp company chips are better than pringles.
pringles still try to do their wacky flavors but they just arent that good.

>>17456954
for me it's Tony Flakes

>>17457408
Literally leagues ahead goldshit. Whales fuck hard I still eat them

>>17457449
whales are literally just big fish retard

>>17456954
I miss this

>>17460657
Right, which means they have bigger brains so they're smarter, dumbass.

>>17460657
>>17460682
Whales are not fish they're reptiles

>>17460657
>>17460909
Whales are mammals you retards

>>17460916
And you're a fish for taking the bait

>>17457408
>>17460557
Whales give my mouth a boner and my soul a reach around they're so fuckin good

>>17460676
What? How is lift an off brand? Its woned by coca-cola

>>17456954
Be honest, fellars. Would you eat this kind of off brand food thing, if you encounter them like in the store and that knock off restaurant?

>>17456954
simply the best beverage ever made

>>17461323
yeah, I bet a fat whale jams a boner in your mouth

>>17459971
I liked these. I assume they're discontinued. What are they a off brand of though?

>>17461707
nutella doesn't own the idea of hazelnut spread.
Probably for the best, their spread these days has barely any hazelnut in it. Or chocolate for that matter.

>>17461722
thats not what I said

>>17460984
no, I am a whale

>>17459971
This guy is such a faggot.
Acts like a stereotypical jew and he constantly posts retarded political takes on social media.
Not surprised he's shilling garbage like this.

>>17461707
Well yeah, shit's cheaper and is sometimes better

>>17457053
he asked how many women, not blacks

>>17456954
Wait wait, does the left one not have any potato?

>>17458462
Besides the daily protein blasts, but hey, some people are into that

>>17457003
>NET WT 8 OZ

>>17461707
yes, there are some off brand things that i prefer to the original

>>17457024
none. if you are a woman and you eat it you die instantly

>>17460952
would fuck the green one.

I'm a republican btw

>>17461707
>muh brand loyalty
tell me you are a mutt without telling me you are a mutt

>>17465181
It has nothing to do with "brand loyalty".

>>17463726
no idea, might be a meme or something

>>17465240
They were a marketing stunt by Cards Against Humanity for Black Friday, every year they do a marketing stunt that is anti-marketing. The idea being that as a card company releasing chips they don't understand the chip market so they just ripped off Pringles. The joke hits home when you try to remove the label and there's a more boring design underneath, making a statement that products don't stand on their own merrit and all consumers care about is an oversaturation of flashy designs and ballyhoo to guide their buying habits.

>>17465240
They were a marketing stunt by Cards Against Humanity for Black Friday, every year they do a marketing stunt that is anti-marketing. The idea being that as a card company releasing chips they don't understand the chip market so they just ripped off Pringles. The joke hits home when you try to remove the label and there's a more boring design underneath, making a statement that products don't stand on their own merrit and all consumers care about is an oversaturation of flashy designs and ballyhoo to guide their buying habits.

>>17460657
lol based and breadpilled

>>17465181
One, i'm not a mutt.
Second, what does this post conveying you that i'm loyalty to them?

>>17465598
I hate that company

>>17456954
>Once You Pop... THAT'S GREAT!
Holy fuck, I'm dying laughing over here.

>>17460657
in polish, whale just translates to 'many fish'

>>17458486
R? You promised me M or better!

>>17457003
TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL

>>17457003
How's does that work?

Do you put it on oven, deep frying it, or something?

>>17457003
How's does that work?

Do you put it in the oven, deep frying it, or something?

>>17466856
>1. Boil in Bag
>2. Open and Enjoy
Apparently these instructions are not foolproof.

>>17466856
It's not real, retard

>>17467082

>>17467056
Broke as dude I worked with exclusively drank "Dr.POP". We all made fun of him over this absurd drink name. One day he got sick and went to call off work so we drove to his house after our shift was over and brought him a case of Dr.Pop because "the doctor would help him feel better" and he threw a printer at me.

behold, the most based off brand product in existence

>>17456954
>Once you pop...THAT'S GREAT
>tfw inflationfag
i hate this so much

>>17460549
>Melvin Chokos

>>17467115
>he threw a printer at me.

>>17457003
>Protein blasted

>>17458539
based department called

>>17467115

>>17467115

>>17458486
Vegan Mylk be like

>>17467115
fucking kek

>>17462151
>Acts like a stereotypical jew
He is a fucking jew who fucked over his own business partner so pretty much an ultrakike.

>>17462438
tastes great though

>>17460952
Is this implying they are "nutty" from having pieces of their brain eaten?

>>17460549
For me, it's Fitness

>>17461707
Yeah, rarely if ever do I buy brand. I save a small fortune.
I only avoid the really cheap and nasty looking stuff, if the product is basically the same but a non-brand logo, I'll go for it every time.

>>17467056
I vaguely remember Dr. Skipper. Where was that from? Also Mr. Pibb.

>>17460549
TOSH

>>17467056
Which doctors should i pick, /ck/bros?

>>17465181
Obsessed

Something offie around here?

>>17456954
That's the first time I've ever seen a "potato" flavored chip.

>>17469368
Dr.Oopsie

>>17461707
Of course, I buy store brand and off brand all the time, I rarely buy big brands any more. I work in a large food factory and they all literally come off the same lines with just minor changes in the recipe, so there is no real reason for buying expensive big brands when the off brands are perfectly fine, especially if you prefer the taste of the off/store brands.

>>17466856
boil it in pot and spin it round to heat all sides. its genius.

>>17467056
Dr Thunder used to be my shit when I was little.

>>17467056

>>17457003
I don’t believe at all that it’s actually 140 calories

>>17467601
>fitness entire cereal box in my mouth

>>17467056
I remember my dad always buying Dr. Thunder at Walmart when I was a kid

>>17462151
He's from Quebec. So of course he's retarded.

>>17456954

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1v1AP3JzYQ

>>17467366
My niece could use some of that tonight.

>>17467056
>>17471000
Are those doctors professional?

>>17471000
Dr Thunder is legit one of my favorite soda type drinks.

>>17457408
where do I find these

>>17467614
>Where was that from?
Safeway. They used to have them in the soda machine in front of the store for a quarter when I was a kid.

>>17456976
>food lion
best part of visiting georgia

>>17457179
You’ve got an off-brand brain

>>17460657
in japanese the kanji for whale is just capital fish

>>17473236
Walmart and amazon.

>>17467115

>>17473789
Never seen em at my wallshart, are they regional?

>>17456954
>Once you pop...THAT'S GREAT!

Reading that makes me feel angrier than it should.

>>17473848
got them in Wisconsin Walmarts

>>17461694
>acceptance

>>17467080

>>17460952
I only know these from that ashens vid

>>17471015
>8oz
It's about the size of a baseball.

>>17467115
thanks for the laugh

>>17467115
So you live in PA, CT, or NY?

For me it's Uncle Ray's

>>17467056
It must be a pretty effective marketing strategy to design your inferior product in a way that inattentive customers accidentally buy your product instead of the known name brand they intended to buy

>>17467115
Lmao

>>17475075
I don't think anybody gets tricked, those offbrands are just dirt fucking cheap

>>17475054
fuck, I've had these many times

>>17467115
10/10 put me in the screencap

>>17474379
oof

>>17461707
if it's just some store brand that getting cocky with their bootleg branding, yeah why not save a buck?

If it's actual chink bootlegs then I'd rather pay an extra buck to not risk ingesting ground up protestors.

>>17465598
They probably just bought knockoff Pringles from another company and printed their own joke labels to go over the cans. Not invented a new recipe and got it manufactured and distributed with two layers of labels for a super secret joke, lol

>>17457003
>win a visit from Davis

>>17456954
>original prongles
>do not steal

>>17463542
Based early America poster

unironically better than the real thing

>>17463726
I guess the idea is the potato flavor is meant to be more district on the right than I is in other chips, which in practical terms probably just means minimal flavoring.

Is off brand Pocky ever any good?they sell a brand I forget the name of here alongside the real thing

>>17475984
Pocky itself is pretty low quality. I would imagine off brand stuff is not far off.

>>17461755
>t. CEO of nut master(TM)

>>17465181
Who are you quoting?

>>17476052
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>>17476066

>>17471000
>mr pig
kek

>>17467199
eurocrem is not off brand. It's just pure kino

>>17467199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi2JY_nsXvo

>>17457024
Zero. Pets don't get to eat Roundmeal.

>>17467080
I like the way the bag tastes and how it absorbs the meat juices

>>17467115
>" and he threw a printer at me.
KEK

>>17473278
She looks like she makes her husband watch her boyfriends kids on date night.

>>17467199
Do you think they ate this during the “genocide” bros???

>>17467115
what

>>17471000
for me its dr radical

>>17474379
this is the last step on the margarine stages of grief

>>17476531
>She
Anon, that's a bottle of soda

>>17467199
Not to be confused with Eurocreme.

>>17476040
The real question is is there anything like Pocky but actually high quality

>>17467056
Niggas in the crib drinkin mr Bob

>>17458486

That exists now.

>>17476723
Kek, it's actually true autists can't see faces

>>17461706
that's not Lift, it's LIFT

>>17459971
>Le epic snack
>That beard
This pic screams early 2010s

>>17474379
I made this a webm >>>/gif/22107332

>>17467115

>>17467115
I never expected to find something as funny as this on /ck/ today.

>>17465598
Wow, that joke really hits home. Fuck you anon.

>>17456954

>>17457179

>>17457408
I remember these. They were better than goldfish but not as good as Sportz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl1dVPQxEo4

>>17478771
maybe don't post cards against humanity promotions

>>17463726
>>17467206
>>17470491
>>17473890
it's literally an ironic shitpost of an off brand product. it was a promotion for cards against humanity

>>17467056

The absurd part about this is name brand soda is already cheap. I can get 3 2L of Dr.Pepper $3 bucks at heb. How poor and stupid are these people? I don’t understand the appeal here or who this is for

>>17467056
>didn't even include the best one

>>17474026
I was in a Netto once in Iceland. Loved that store
>Also pic related

>>17478242
You know there's a seperate board for worksafe gifs right

>>17478831
>$3 bucks
americans

>>17471000
Dr. Thunder is actually better then most name brands

>>17475845
I dunno. He's Davis, creator of Round Meal!

>>17479615
difficult to pronounce

>>17467115
>The Doctor would make him feel better
>He threw a printer at me
My fucking sides

>>17467056
>>17470994
>>17471000
>>17471465
Dr Thunder Chads reporting

>>17457003
This shit is fake as fuck. Kind of like that Obvious Plant artist. From Alan Wagner.

>>17456954
>Salt and Potato
Jej

>>17479615
>>17479830
walmartbros, we won

>>17478816
>your behavior is responsible for MY behavior

>>17480559
MY shitpost is better than YOURS

>>17471000
>true neutral
>The Dr.

>>17479094
That's clearly German. An Icelandic store would charge 350.- which turns out to be 2 euros anyway

>>17460952
I had these, they're just knock off peanut m&m's
they were pretty alright

>>17467377
what did they say

>>17480594

>>17467115
>and he threw a printer at me.
>he threw a fucking printer

>>17458486
formerly milk

>>17480755
sorry round's over and they picked my cards

>>17456954
>Salt and potato flavored
Now I'm wondering how they flavored potato chips with more potato flavor.

>pic almost related

>>17477415
>almond milk
>unsweetened
i have a drank a shit load of almond milk, anyone who willingly knowingly buys unsweetened is a savage heathen.

>>17479541
yes but I don't frequent it, so I don't post there.

>>17478831
>3 2L
What the fuck country are you converting this into American from?

>>17460657
Whales have exoskeletons and bleed to lubricate their eyes, unlike fish

>>17480817
Why not call it 80-20?

>>17480755
Totem meaning penis

>>17480817
I miss the land o lakes mascot who was cancelled for being a racist bigoted american native woman

>>17477200
Pepero

>>17478242
>choice of music
based

>>17458539
based quadragon poster

>>17460549
Nesquik cereal?

>>17456954
I love eating prongles with gooshers.

>>17460549
>>17467217

If I ever have to flee from the feds I'm gonna use "Melvin Choko" as my alias.

>>17481825
They removed the indian from its land in order to appear less racist. Don't forget the purge of all blacks from other corporate logos.

>>17472614
whats her number?

>>17482621
911. Say the code " I want to fuck little children," and you'll be forwarded directly to her.

>>17481391
Unsweetened almond milk is supposed to be used for cooking, not drinking. No idea why they advertise it as such.

>>17460916
>>17481763
>they fell for the science meme
at the end of the day they're finned animals who live in water among other finned animals. for all intents and purposes, they're fish

>>17456954

>>17458539

>>17467199
Bude mi žao šta sam balkanac kad stavim to u usta, ko dihtung masa sa šečerom

>>17481825
I believe in the power of american natives

>>17481825
>>17482357
they removed her because people were folding the packaging so it looked like she had boobs

>>17482357
We did it, guys! Racism is no more!

>>17474740
>size of a baseball
>serves three men
wot, and who the fuck is Davis?

>>17482181
Problem? Vaguely chocolate-flavored ceral with a shape and brand name attached to it. There are also Lion, picrel and whathaveyou.
All just disgusting sugars marketed as whatever, as most breakfast cereals are.

>>17483832
stop talking about him he's gonna get mad

>>17480752
inside job

Visited family in bongistan, they all took their shares of Tesco Value gin/vodka/scotch, with the occasional Bells and Whyte/Mackay. I found this gem, the nectar of gods to be sipped on a cringefully cold february briton beach. Amazing. Havent had any for years now. I wish ginger wine was imported to central yurop.

>>17473730
that's cool and all
But Did I Ask?

>>17484033
>>17484075
>>17484088
>>17484093
>>17484096
>>17484108
>>17484114
>>17484121
>>17484126
you missed the point of the thread retard

>>17484114
is it Camembert or is it Brie? it says both? Also president not really a off brand

>>17483788
left arm is labelled American Social justice, right arm is labelled Unironic Racists, the handshake is labelled "get these niggers off my products immediately"

>>17467115
lmao, why is this so funny to me?

>>17475054
For me it's a classic hot piquante

Not nessicarily a off brand but the goofy ass picture and name made me laugh

>>17478842
The official drink of Casey and Friends.

>>17457719
First off, it's fake, 2nd it comes from the UK.

>>17459971
>Food is Always Epic.(TM)
Easy way to fix society: Remove every person to whom a marketing line like this would actually appeal.

>>17466382
Why?

I'm down for knock off food, but I wouldn't dare to step in a knock off restaurant

>>17481391
I had it and it tasted great, like chocolate milk but without the overwhelming chocolate flavor.

>>17486326
I like how it stole the Red Hat logo too.

>>17460909
>>17460916
Whales are a spouting fish with a horizontal tail

>>17481391
unsweetened is great because you can just dump in a heap of splenda

>>17465598
Really takes the soul out of it

>>17484148
How ironic. The american in you really shows.

Aldi's knockoff beers are the stuff of legend

>>17487183
their knock off cider is alright

>>17467115
>Broke as dude I worked with

doesnt that mean you were broke ass too?

>>17462151
Bro, but the pre ripped jeans dude. THE PRE RIPPED JEANS

>>17457003
its real though

>>17484033
When my friend's sister killed herself he drank 2 bottles of these and passed out on a park bench :(

>>17488486
Was she hot?

>>17488486
tranny suicide rates sure are high

>>17481768
>american education