/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This is the most ambitious move we've seen in the cola space in decades

I really wish there was less advertising here.

>>17478536
If I were a guerilla marketer, would I say nigger?
Seriously though, I work in digital advertising and a company as big as Pepsi would NOT advertise on 4chan. If you had any idea how sensitive, communist and trans my coworkers are you would not say something like this.

>>17478515
Okay, this is epic. Will probably purchase one of each

>>17478555
You didn't say "nigger", you dumb bastard.

>>17478578
I just did retard

Hey guys is this the stealth nigger saying thread?

>>17478515
>>17478555
>New /ck/ rule: Threads about products or brands have to be started with "Nigger, there are only 2 genders, fuck Israel and fuck trannies" to make sure OP is not a secret marketer.

>>17478605
This, it's the only way

Weren’t they doing their own coffee-pepsi mix? They announced it around the same time Coke announced theirs. Over a year later and nothing

>>17478515
holy shit speckled pepsi logo is a vulva

lol none of this golden section gd pr bullshit

ITS A GODDAMN VAGINA
>me likey

>>17478515
Diet/Zero?

>/ck/ - shills & sugar addicts

>>17478536
I bet you OP didn't get a cent and just does this because it's an easy OP that gets (You)s.
Now if that's better or worse than actual shilling, that's up to you.

I was wondering when the nitrogen fad would reach soda

They'll market it as environmentally friendly like Febreeze does

>>17478515
This looks tasty ngl desu

>shartmart cola is now the price of what name brand cola was pre-Biden
I just stopped buying it. I'm not paying $3.35 for a 12 pack of the generic shit.

>>17478605
You forgot the jannies Anon

>>17478739
There's a nitrogen fad? What is nitrogen even meant to do?

>>17478938
give you the bends from nitrogen in your blood.

>>17478515
>People didn't trust the plan

>>17479020
I don't know why they don't it's clearly laid out.

The last thing I want in Pepsi is smoother carbonation

>>17478515
Between the weird coke and hard dew and this, I'm pretty interested.

Mite b cool
I dri k penis instead of coke to own the libs

>>17478515
Sounds weird, half of the enjoyment of soda is the carbonation burn.

>>17479015
>imagine being this retarded

>>17478605
I second this motion.

>>17479533
>the bends
>imagine have to live in a hyperbaric chamber because you drank to many of these

>>17479494
her smile and optimism, gone.

Poggers! :3

>>17479494
You pilled on new alcoholic Bang? We really live in a marvelous time.

Disclaimer: the CEO of Bang is Florida MAGA schizo who MIGHT advertise here and definitely says nigger. So I can't confirm that I'm not him.

>>17478605
so a vastly improved board then? count me the fuck in, nigger

>>17478515
Fuck off you rat poison selling pieces of shits.
I'm gonna plant a car bomb outside your god damn building. Then you're have a bit of nitro alright.

>>17479573
Have you ever seen the documentary on the explosive decompression of one of those chambers on a off shore oil platform and what it did to the divers inside?

>>17478739
>I was wondering when the nitrogen fad would reach soda
it already happened

>>17478536
To be fair, this is actually kinda cool

>>17478515
>Draft Cola
Funny.

>>17478515
The designs on the cans reminds me of canned coffee.

>>17478657
What kinda vaginas are you seeing anon

>>17479494

>>17478605
My nigger, that's a fucking great idea.

>>17478605
All in favor?

>>17481066
draft root beer is tits though

>>17481076
i would also like to know what >>17478657
meant by that?

>>17481121
I

>>17481121
I

>>17478515
I wouldnt mind trying this actually

Ya man nitro!

>>17478515
HOLY! WHERE DO I CLICK BUY ON AMAZON?

>>17481753
Thats a good idea. Alexa, set a reminder to buy nitro Pepsi on March 28th

>>17481753
Turns out you can pre-order it on Amazon, they're selling a 16 count variety pack (8 of each flavor) for $24
I'm in! Can't wait to get my package!!!

Also, are you ready to use a glass to drink soda like a fancy artisan soda connoisseur?

>>17479494
That chick wasn't exactly thin to begin with

>>17478515
Why does it need nitrogen? What's wrong with CO2?

>>17481902
CO2 is bad for the planet and nitrogen is smooooooth

>>17481902
Nitrogen is smaller so becomes smoother. It also doesn't dissolve meaning the pH doesn't decrease

>>17481121
N

>>17482088
>the ph doesn't decrease
Does that mean I can drink nitro Pepsi with my adderall?

>>17482306
I thought it was caffeine, not carbonation that compounds the effects of Adderall

>>17482318
I want caffeine, I just don't want an acidic beverage to destroy the precious amphetamines in my belly

>>17481902
market new thing stupid ape like you buys it at twice the price

>>17478515
I'm curious as to when Coke and other dark-colored pop announces their nitro ball versions?
>Injected Coke!
>Dr. Pepper, with Nitro pill!
Imagine the marketing possibilities that this will bring about.

>>17482348
kek

>>17480494

>>17480494
I have not but I imagine it's not pretty.

>>17482344
A smoother Dr.Pepper would be so nice

test

>>17482359
One of my friends works at a coffee shop that experiments with nitro brewing and all that jazz. Not going to deny that some of the nitro coffee offered is delicious. I would imagine that different pops would be as well.
>Dr. Pepper
>Root Beer
>Pibb

>>17482370
/ck/ doesn't get fun formatting options.

>>17481858
I already do. I keep my soda glasses in the fridge.

>>17481858
>he didnt follow the rules
fuck off shill

>>17482392
I didn't make a thread tho anon, the rules only apply to OP

>>17481121
G

>>17482306
You ever try ephedrine sulfate?

>>17481858
Preorders are a walmart.com exclusive, nigger (just put mine in)

>>17478762
Hyperinflation was due for years.
You did buy silver and or gold right?

>>17482744
$30 for 12 cans of soda

>>17482785
I don't check the price. I make my own money so I spend it how I like.

>>17482797
that is what poor people say, it's called nigger rich, enough money to buy some frivolous shit but not enough money to actually do anything of value.

>>17478578
Ape brained nigger

>>17478515
does this mean shit won't stop being fizzy after a while

>>17483088
Just buy a bottled Guinnes and a Guinness Draught (can) and compare them nigger.

>>17482744
> 07002 Postal code in Bayonne, New Jersey

>>17483195
Oh no, someone narrowed my identity down to a city of 65,000 inhabitants

>>17482939
Yes, I have enough money to buy whatever I want and not worry about it. But not enough to buy, say, an entire apartment building.
What is your argument exactly? The thing holding me back from becoming Elon Musk is my frivolous spending on food and personal luxuries? Get real gramps.

>>17478515
That's a hilarious version of German Mazout("Gasoline").

>>17478605
>>17481121

>>17479020
Fukken kek is that real?

>>17478605
Oldfag here I approve

>>17483464
You're in for a treat:
https://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf

>>17478555
ok, now I'm CONVINCED you're a guerilla marketer

>>17480535
That stuff is much better than regular monster

>>17483414
said every girl that spends $10 on Starbucks a day. Along with another $300 a week on nonsense.
mortgage payment of triplex rental property> pepsi, scented candles and nice restaurants
I'd rather skimp and save for a few years and be set for life but if you prefer a can of over priced you do you.

>>17483754
I'm already set for life as far as I'm concerned. I can buy anything I want, and have everything that I want. I make more money than both of my parents combined. I could skimp and save to get what? The same quality of life later? I'm already at the point that doubling my income wouldn't affect how I live because I already make more than I can spend. I have a friend who makes about 3x more than me and we have all the same stuff and do all the same things, he just gambles the rest on shitcoins and donates huge amounts to some kind of animal charity. It doesn't make a difference to me.
I get your argument as it would apply to a girl who works at Starbucks, but in order to move into a noticeably different tier of wealth I would need a whole order of magnitude more money than I already have. Which is not something I'll achieve by scrimping and saving like some poor boomer.

jfc how many social media teams do you think these fucking lard asses have?

>>17483754
>I'm going to judge the life decisions of others as I browse a Mongolian basket weaving forum

>>17483508
How do I get major corporations to pay me to make complete shit like that?

>>17478515
> Pepsi
Pig disgusting, disregarded.

>>17478605
This is so dumb lol, whats even the point why would they actually advertise here?
Also how would you even be able to gauge if a post has a brand in it?

>>17483921
aw NancyBoy got his feelings hurt , did you want me to hold your hand and tell you that you're doing a good job?Maybe faceberg is more your speed

>>17478657
anon are you fucking IED victims or something

>>17478515
Doesn't Pepsi hate white people?

>>17484590
who doesnt?

>>17484597
Dare I say based?

>>17478555
>pepsi has the black employees doing the gorilla marketing

>>17484597
RC cola
fuck coke and pepsi

>>17478555
>checked
Yes, everyone uses one of the highest trafficked sites that gives access for free. It is a checklist button likely for dozens of teams and outsources, then offshores. As for corporatist troonism etc. yeah no shit. That is going to buckle and get consumed by the giganigga upwell of outrage that has been building over this.

>>17480537
Is it?

>>17478605
that's him guys
that's the basd genius i told you about

>>17484590
major corporations are required by US law to hate white people

>>17481121
Aye

>>17482356
Something something fat hardening in their blood. Gives me cooking ideas though.

>>17483394
but how many of the 65,000 are getting nitro pepsi delivered by walmart?

>>17486065
I still don't know how this implicates me

>>17486144
he's going to monitor every doorstep to find the one with Pepsi from Walmart

>>17479020
I love that paper so much. I'm watching the show Corporate right now as well, and so I think of that article now and again. It's quite a thing.

>>17486144
i'm a navy seal. you're fucked, kiddo

>>17479020
God I wish I had a stupid fucking job like this

>>17482797
based and niggerpilled (unironically)

>>17478515
>smaller bubbles, smoother taste
That's literally the EXACT OPPOSITE of what I want from a cola. That would just make it taste fucking flat. When I actually deign to drink the garbage necter known as Cola, I want it SHARP and FIZZING IN MY FACE. That's the whole point, it helps you choke down the ten pounds of pizza or hamburgers you're likely consuming with it. Pepsi with the consistency of Guinness would taste like STALE ASS.

>this entire gay thread

>>17486266
They most likely had to radically alter the formula. Nitro Pepsi was first teased in 2019 and they've been working on it for 3 years. What do you think they spent that time doing? I predict it's going to be extremely good.

>>17478605
a marketer would do this though, they don't care and this is an anonymous imageboard.

>>17483965
I'm not even the guy were trying to lecture retard