/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>shrimp with ketchup
i hope they charge you 20$ next time

>>17478781
there wont be a next time..... for YOU bitch boy

>>17478794
I hope you develop a serious seafood allergy while the shrimp is still on your system and die then

>>17478807

>>17478807
bitch boys on here love talkin shit but thats why you cant pussy and if you said that to my face id stomp yo ass in the fuckin dirt.. i got a girl and kids thats more than you could fuckin get

why didn't you just go somewhere else that doesn't charge so much for bad food and doesn't charge extra for ketchup?

Jesus fuck tripfags are cancer

>>17478845
Not much variety late at night

>>17478827
>>17478794
effeminate hands typed this which is a shame because ywnbarw

>>17478865
Nothin effeminate here bitch boy.. u can fuck on outta here

>>17478904
oh shit you are a real woman... a really ugly one

>>17478964
Im not a woman and im not ugly but i bet you wont post yo face on here, pussy ass hoe... its always females tryna bring a nigga down. YOU a woman.

>>17478970
Post your BBC

>>17478972
females wanna talk bad bout you and then they try and extort you out of something... YEP, you is a female bitch

>>17478973
No I'm not a filthy roastie bro

>>17478974
nigga wanna see my dick and is a man.. youd better be a pretty ass man to see my dick but ion even roll like that fool... you probably ugly as fuck man fuck you

>>17478970
do you live in a motel room? or do you just like coffee when you shit

>>17478975
>you probably ugly as fuck man fuck you
True,also I'm literally fucking crying right now you rude bitch asshole nigga

>>17478980
I live in a repurposed motel room but my crib bigger than it looks

>>17478975
>you probably ugly as fuck man fuck you
men shouldn't be pretty now post something food or cooking related even if it's just your bathroom coffee or at least a pic of whats in the vending machine

>>17478970
i like your BBQ sauce

>>17478993
number 1 we dont tolerate queer shit where im from so i dont want no fruit talking about my dick.. number two i dont have a vending machine.. but if you wanna see food this is what i had at my friends mammas house

>>17479000
FINALLY somebody appreciates my shit.. good lookin out brother

>>17479001
needs some salt, pepper and a little butter but i'd eat that

Based thread OP. What are your thoughts on McChickens?

>>17479012
i havent gone to mcdonalds in twelve years and i cook my own shit. . and
i never got the chicken.

>>17479018
same i realized i was spending around $7 dollars for a shitty burger and soggy fries then realized i could walk into a grocery store and make decent meals for 3 days for the same price

>>17478973
can you speak English?

>>17479039
of course, cooking at home is tastier and cooking is fun. you can make anything and experiment

>>17478970
Based. I always wanted to live in a motel and pretend I am asleep to give the old cleaning ladies a peek of my naked body.

>>17479050
What a wholesome turn this thread has taken

>>17479061
>pretend I am asleep to give the old cleaning ladies a peek of my naked body.
when i was a teen i was crazy skinny and when i lay under the comforter you couldn't tell i was under there. I did surprise many people but unfortunately i never thought to do it naked

>>17479092
i'm working on fixing that

why are itoddlers like this

>>17479117
Not related to hiding but when I was a teen I was so fat I almost got stuck in between a wall and a pillar when trying to go between them.

>>17478763
Based, fuck sea bug eaters.

>>17479120
WHY DOES THERE APPEAR TO BE A PENIS IN YO COLLARDS SON

>>17479120
That di- food looks really appetizing *nervous smile*

>>17479228
protein

oatmeal with aunt jemima syrup and nutmeg and a cup tea for breakfast

>>17478970
lol are you from the 90s

>>17479245
why?

>>17479242
if you're going to use fake maple get northwoods, much more maply flavor

>>17479245
the old school CRT TV for one (they actually have some advantages but are mad heavy)

>>17479242
ah yes cornsyrup and fluoride water tea in a styrofoam cup.

No wonder you yanks are so insanely unhealthy and retarded. you eat garbage even when you think youre healthy lol.