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egg

>> No.17469634
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Ok guys, redpill me on chicken eggs.

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>>17469615
duckn't

>> No.17469639

>>17469615
Why'd you make this thread? Can you post a picture from an egg from your fridge?

>> No.17469643

>>17469639
it's the egg shills again

>> No.17469645

>>17469639
Because life is short and pointless

>> No.17469650
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>>17469639
how's this?

>> No.17469651

>>17469650
Hopy you got 7 gettyimages kids to eat and drink all that

>> No.17469654
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I'm making my own.

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I'm going to make an egg sandwhich for breaky tomorrow, thanks egg man!

>> No.17469660

>>17469654
I think your eggs expired bro

>> No.17469667

>>17469660
Thats what Big Egg wants you to think.

>> No.17469687
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>>17469654
Your eggs turned into nuggies

>> No.17469690

egg fart

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>>17469654

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>>17469615

>> No.17470225

>>17470204
Now that's what I call a hole in one

>> No.17470673

>>17469615
I was literally just about to make this exact same thread.
I'm not even joking.

>> No.17471466

>>17469687
saved

>> No.17471487

>>17469615
EGGZ

>> No.17471516

I enjoy making over easy eggs and dipping buttered toast in the runny egg yolk. Then, where the liquid yolk is all done, I put the rest of the egg on the toast and eat it together.

>> No.17471555

>>17469654
Torture them. Make them live in cages that are too small for adults so that they eventually grow into and fuse with the cage

>> No.17471571
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Egg Chads, Rise Up

>> No.17471818

(soft)boiled eggs >>> fried eggs even though usually the unhealthier cooking methods make things taste better

>> No.17471841
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>>17469650
>ywn have a big healthy family to feed like this

>> No.17471857

>>17470204
Is this real

>> No.17472061

>>17471857
the table is probable tilted but other then that yea real

>> No.17472069

>>17469615
This must be an American egg, it's been bleached.

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>>17471818
I agree, gotta dip them soldiers.

>> No.17472117

>>17469615
And within it?

>> No.17472142

>>17472117
A Dinosaur or chocolate are my guess.

>> No.17472256

>>17472083
What is this, it looks delicious

>> No.17472285

>>17472256
I believe they are called eggs, you boil them.

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>>17472285
Oh you scamp!

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>> No.17474635

>>17469615
how does he get out

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>>17474635

>> No.17474654

Has anyone seen that challenge where people squeeze and try to break an egg? Is that a legitimate thing, that you can't break an egg by squeezing it, or is this just a trick to get people to smash an egg in their hands and make a mess?

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>>17474654
no.
just eggs will be fine.

>> No.17474678

anyone ever pickled eggs? If so how did they taste

>> No.17474685

>>17474678
ive eaten pickled quail eggs, they're good and eggy

>> No.17474695

>>17469645
like yo dick, gay boy

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This one has run out of egg things to post. Food will continue.

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>>17469615
egga

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How joocy do you like it?

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I dont know what this is.

>> No.17474738
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>>17474734
oh, right

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This involves eating.

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>>17474744
dub dub dubs.
pick related.

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I have to go buy more booze.

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>>17474758
I'm back. God I hate ho slow this board is. No wonder people complain about schitzo posters. Were half the fucking residents here!

>> No.17474834

>>17474808
Rude

>> No.17474851

>>17474628
Fake. No chicken could lay that many eggs

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>>17469615

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>> No.17474869
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>> No.17474870

>>17474632
Wait I always thought some anon just recreated this, was the entire story based off some obscure JAV? Which came first?

>> No.17475015

>>17472083
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DISH
I NEED ANSWERS

>> No.17475030

>>17474851
Bro they used like 7 or 8 chickens

>> No.17475035

>>17474808
Did she died

>> No.17475038

>>17475035
No, the fire goes out when you close your mouth. She barely escaped with her life.

>> No.17475475

>>17475015
soft boiled eggs

>> No.17475600

>>17469654
The Jew fears the indoor egg farmer.

>> No.17475605

>>17474632
dis my favrit maymay

>>17474638
not dis wun

>> No.17475623

>>17474628
Those eggs are all from one woman. The farmers wife.

>> No.17475646

>>17475623
he's married to a chicken? that's not legal, is it?

>> No.17475651
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I want to put an egg in my panties and sit down

>> No.17475674

>>17469615
the incredible, edible egg

>> No.17475833

>>17469634
>>17469615
they're good for you.

>> No.17475915

>>17475646
love is love, bigot

>> No.17477442

Don't lose the egg thread

>> No.17477470
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>> No.17477478

>>17477470
They're hatching

>> No.17477485

>>17474808
This seems really dangerous... letting an indian stick his fingers in your mouth? Imagine the filth on those hands.

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>>17474808

>> No.17477503

>>17474601
Kek

>> No.17477509

>>17474748
KEK! Fuck gulls and fuck geese

>> No.17477740

>>17474865
>That avocado hiding in the background to ruin everything

>> No.17477890
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>hardboil some eggs
>run them through one of these
>now it's trivial to add my favorite food on the planet to basically anything
i thought these were a meme

>> No.17477986

>>17474711
how'd he infuse cranberry sauce into it?

>> No.17478129

>>17477470
mtn dew jalapeno hot sauce 5 hour hard boiled eggs that have been poked for tenderization, TMDWU

>> No.17478139

>>17477890
do... do you not know how to use a knife?

>> No.17478156

>>17474594
Who knew chickens could be so expressive?

>> No.17478159

>>17478139
do... do you not know how to avoid typing like a faggot?
do you like wiping your knife between every slice to avoid mangling your egg? do you like the thick steel knocking the yolk out? do you enjoy cuck porn? fuck off retard.

>> No.17478160

>>17474628
I did not wish to see where all the eggs come from.

>> No.17478161

>>17474758
That'll be 36.99 plus tax

>> No.17478206

>>17474594
cute old woman hen telling off the new mom

>> No.17478627

>>17474638
How do they get out?
Are they born in it?
It doesn't make any sense

>> No.17479698

Egg thread

>> No.17480162

>>17478161
lmao imagine not having prices listed with tax already
>that will be 20$
>plus the state is stealing another 4$ fuck you and don't forget taxes pay for lesser people

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Scramble them and get creative

>> No.17480341

>>17475015
looks like strips of welsh rarebit and soft boiled eggs

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>>17469615
Is it weird to be grossed out by eggs? I thought they had rooster cum inside before, now that I know that isn't the case, they're less disgusting, but still.
I also can't eat shrimp, but want to. How do I get over it?

>> No.17480355

>>17474601
what the fuck happened

>> No.17480360

>>17471841
hey
hey
why'd you have to do that
you didn't need to bum me out
but you did
why?

>> No.17480371

>>17474705
i want to kick his ass so bad

>> No.17480395

>>17469615
egg

>> No.17480440

>>17480162
we literally own you

>> No.17480508

>>17480355
steam

>> No.17480510

>>17469615
that is a nice egg

>> No.17480601

>>17478627
They must sell enough eggs before they're allowed to leave.

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>>17477470

>> No.17482074
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>thread full of clinically insane freaks
Yeah no.

>> No.17482128

>>17482074
I was just here to exalt the merits of using an egg slicer for the lowered barrier of entry of adding perfectly sliced eggs to other dishes
eggs are good anon

>> No.17482148
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>>17469615
Haha it look like nut

>> No.17482154

>>17470204
wtf is this real

>> No.17482161

>>17469654
>>17469635
i heard ducks are good for slugs and snails, but i want to raise chickens. what do

>> No.17482592

>>17474655
cпacибo шeф