/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm old and I remember when Hardees made fun of $6 burgers with their "Six dollar burger" that you could get for $3. Anyone else remember this?

>five guys
No thanks, if I wanted five guys I'd go to the YMCA.

quality of the meat varies wildly between locations. i make burgers at home that are consistently better for 10% the price

>>17453428
>for a reasonable price.

>>17453655
Get a job

>>17453428
Yes ripping off retards with high priced food that has a low production cost is based.

>>17453428
they are bland and overpriced for what you get

>>17453965
>3.50 for a coke
that better be a 2 liter

>>17454010
Free refills at the remix machine

Looks gross honestly

>can’t get a single pattie burger
But I’m not a fat fuck, what can I order here?

>>17454518
They have single patty burgers at my location. I think it's called a little burger.

>>17453655
James loved Five Guys though

>>17453965
>>17454531
Jesus christ $7 for a single patty.

>flavourful
Are you insane

>>17453696
It's fast food anon. Yes it's a cut above Burger King and McDonald's but its garbage food none the less and is overpriced. If you have the luxury of paying more than something is worth then good for you, that doesn't make it reasonably priced though.

>>17453428
>reasonable price

>>17453428
Every time I go to Five Jews, I get overwhelmed by the amount of possible toppings for your burger. What do you retards even choose as toppings?

They used to be fantastic and reasonably priced. Now they're twice as expensive, to the point where I could get a full indian meal or greek food or pretty much anything else, and the quality is hit or miss. I make a far better burger and fries for like, 180% less cost and effort, when you factor in getting dressed and driving, waiting, etc. Five guys sucks.

>>17456091
>They used to be fantastic
yeah no they were always greasy dogshitburgers

$10 five goys burger

>>17455992
Five chads haters are always poorfags comparing it to fast food. If it doesn't have a drive thru it's not fast food. It's a burger diner.

Five Guys used to be worth it for the price, but they're too expensive and they've obviously cut down on quality

>>17457376
>Five chads haters are always poorfags comparing it to fast food
five goys is compared to what you get in actual burger restaurants because of the price you silly faggot

five gays is shit and their fries look like ass

>>17457358
I used to eat at the 2nd one that opened in America, if I recall one of the sons took my orders. It was exceptional. I would bet $75 I have a better palette than you and I've been cooking longer than you've been alive.

>>17453428
You have to be careful to avoid saying you want all the toppings because the mushrooms are TERRIBLE
they'll ruin your burger with their rubbery texture

>>17458162
i would bet $76 that you're a shrimpdick faggot and i would spit in your face if ever tried talking to me

>>17457368
Yeah they smush them when wrapping them. Then the bun ststrs absorbing all the grease from the burger. They don't travel well at all. You have to eat Five Guys in store or don't bother.

>>17453428
the patties never taste of real meat, might as well eat stale bread between two buns

>>17457384
He literally said it's fast food retard

The last time I went I asked them if they could put my cheese on the burger while its still on the grill so it could melt a little because they always just slap a cold piece of cheese on during assembly and it barely gets warm if you don't wait 10 minutes to unwrap it but they said they couldn't it was "against policy".
Don't know why those fuckers think they can charge sit down restaurant prices and have dogshit service.

>>17459888
it is against policy

I like Five Guys but they're basically just any hole in the wall burger stand that doesn't use frozen patties except a few bucks more with more topping options. Consistency is definitely an issue since it's made to order. I don't know I haven't eaten there in years because I have to pass like 10 of those hole in the wall places to get to one.

>>17453428
In-N-Out shits all over them, and their fries are grossly overrated and don't deserve to be taking up that much space in the bag

>>17458212
Oooo tough guy. Projecting much?

>>17460263
beat it fag

>>17455992
Its probably the best burger chain in the states, you're delusional lol.

>>17456022
Cheese a1 sauce or mayo and pickle

>>17460295
"Beat it" are you a 1950s bully? Lmao.

If you're the same edgelord I replied to, you come across as one of those people that is so incredibly ridiculous, they can't even see how ridiculous they are. Go to therapy.

>>17461122
Go cry somewhere else fag

>>17453428
it's decent but not worth the price

>>17453428
Is it called Five Guys because that's how many I steal wallets from to afford a burger?

The presentation kills the eating experience for me. For the price I pay (Europe), I could almost go to a restaurant and order a burger that is just as good but with better fries.

>>17461761
Lmao it never ends.

>>17453440
Nope. Think you might be remembering wrong

>>17463132
Keep crying you cum gargling faggot

>>17453428
Their fries are soggy trash, they use the flimsiest buns of any burger place, and it's overpriced. Culver's is 100x better.

>>17453428
The one by me is ran by negroes. High prices, dirty and why the fuck do they take a greasy handful of fries and throw it on top of your order?

>>17453965
Yeah but that's in Texas, they have to ship the beef and the vegetables in all the way from the coast.

>>17463137
Na, I found the commercials.

>>17463151
Culvers is incredibly bland and tasteless, but 5 guys is gross and greasy and the only reason 4chan likes it is because of gamergate, so in other words they are both on opposite spectrums of terrible. The best burger comes from shake shack.

>>17463141
If this makes you feel better about whatever it is that causes you to be so unhappy, I'm happy to continue.

I want you to be a good and happy person, anon.

>>17465256
shut the fuck up and suck my dick you silly bitch

>>17465256
>>17465264
can you two gaylords go make out somewhere else

>>17465264
Tell me how you really feel.

>$16 for a double burger french fries and a drink

Hahaha no

>>17453428
Five Guys is way too expensive. Like, I get a Big Mac every time I go through O'Hare(because the two McDonalds there are so busy everything is always 100% freshly made) and a fresh big mac where it goes from grill to bun to hand within a minute of the patty finishing cooking beats five guys easy.

>>17463260
>Texas
>beef from the coast
You have to make the bait at least somewhat hidden.

>>17453428
>for a reasonable price
That's getting to be a bit harder to agree with. But considering that many other chains are starting to jew people out of even more money, by comparison yes this is still true.

>>17453428
I was at Five Guys the other day and I admit the burger was alright, the fries were shit. They may be "high quality" but in terms of taste, they sucked.