/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17449460
I prefer a chopped cheese because I don't have a deli slicer at home.

>>17449460
i went to philadelphia without trying cheesesteak. i went to mcd instead.

>>17449468
Stop preferring stupid shit.

Why not try one and find out for yourself?

>>17449460
It's alright, but not worth getting soyfaced in excitement over

>>17449460
It’s based in its contemporary flyover configuration as a ribeye steak sandwich on a toasted buttered bun with grilled onions, bell peppers, and provolone. But in its original configuration as a sloppy greasy sack of shit piled onto a soggy bun with a scoop of orange diarrhea it’s absolutely vomit worthy.

>>17449480
Niggers spit in your shit

>>17449460

It's magical if you find a restaurant that doesn't skimp on the meat or cheese, but honestly outside of Philly just get it homemade so you can pack it better.

>>17449460
I needs it brotendos...

>>17449481

>>17449495
hot uwu :3

>>17449498
Do not ever get a cheesesteak in Philly unless you like eating a soggy bland grease sandwich. Shit is disgusting. I’ve had better Philly cheese steaks at hooters and even dominos than whatever authentic garbage niggers in Pennsylvania try to peddle.

>>17449511
>Hooters, Dominos
Yeah like I'm gonna trust your culinary taste

>>17449529
Yeah I was making a point that “authentic” Philly cheese steaks are so bad that chain restaurants and fast food pizza places can make a better version of it. Enjoy your bland soggy nigger loving grease bomb. No wonder Philadelphians are such lowlife garbage.

This is an “authentic” Philly cheesesteak. Aka dog food

>>17449468
Just ask the guys at the store to slice the meat thin for you

>>17449565
the one in the OP looks a lot better

>>17449570
That’s cause op is the flyover configuration which I’ve already said is superior in every way. Fuck Philly

>>17449495
That's fine, once i flush it's not my problem.

>>17449460
That doesn't look like a philly cheese steak, that looks like a New England peppersteak on a stupid bun

>>17449468
get this at the store, works great for fajitas too.

>>17449645
The meat to cheese to bun ratio is way off and you know the steak isn’t seasoned well enough to compensate. I can taste it now and it’s bland, even tony Luke’s which is supposedly the best.
>>17449610
>sirloin
Might be alright but ribeye is what you want. They sell steak ums in the freezer section too.

>>17449656
Looks dry and bland

>>17449557
I'm sorry that you live in the middle of nowhere it is evidently very hard on you
kek

>>17449645
>>17449656
Imagine putting your name on a product that only looks good 1/5 of the time.

>>17449686
that’s literally the highest rated Philly cheesesteak place in Philly Kek
>>17449680
I’m not saying all authentic east coast food is trash, only Philly. I don’t even shit on deep dish pizza as much as I do on cheesesteaks.

>steak ums
What? yeah o.k.

>>17449702
see
>>17449680

>>17449460
Cheesesteaks outside Philly and the surrounding area are almost always trash. Its always some combination of shitty bread, shitty meat, and shitty slicing of the meat. Only acceptable ones I've had since moving all were places run by people who atleast lived in Philly at some point

>>17449460
>CHEESE WIT
If you say anything else, you are a fucking gay ass tourist fagmunch

>>17449645
>>17449656
Jims and Joes are far better

>>17449721
Back of the line

>steakums
Never ever once heard nor seen that shit before until I saw this Giant Bomb video eight years ago. Flyover states are a different breed.

https://youtu.be/K4lxogGfIRw

>>17449727
Ya getcho ass there. NEXT

>>17449721
Genos and Pat's are tourist traps and don't have the best cheesesteaks
Not to mention if you go there late at night after the bar there is a good chance of getting shot

>>17449460
Holy shit this thread makes me want a cheese steak. Everyone in this thread bitching about them probably would pick out the onions so their opinions are all discarded. I have never had one in Philly, but I get them every now and then when I order bar food.

These sandwiches are based.

>>17449732
It’s frozen sheets of thinly sliced ribeye. The fuck does it have to do with being a flyover?
>>17449748
I’m not bitching about the onions I’m bitching about the fact that authentic cheesesteaks are dry bland greasy piles of shit that sit like a rock in your stomach and give you explosive diarrhea.

I live in Ohio. I've tried nearly a dozen restaurants that tout cheesesteaks as their main dish, most even having "cheesesteak" in their restaurant name. Without fail every last one is on crusty bread with mozzarella cheese, mayonnaise, all kinds of other shit. I have found ONE place that's somewhat nearby - an hour and a half and across the border into Indiana. They ship in the bread and the meat and make an ACTUAL cheesesteak. Other than that, sad as it is, the closest thing to a real cheesesteak around here is the fucking Philly cheesesteak pizza at Domino's, modified to double the meat and cheese and remove the peppers and mushrooms. You would think that a soft hoagie roll, thin sliced ribeye, and sharp American or provolone would be simple. Sick fucking world. I could talk about this shit all day.

>>17449732
They should use that video to torture terrorists. I lasted 8 seconds.

>>17449732
Hilarious
Steak ums do people really?

>>17449777
This is bait, right?

>>17449842
No. Why would it be?

>>17449460

>>17449662
I'll never waste a ribeye like that.

>>17449460
It's just a cheesesteak. Leave Philly's good name out of that monstrosity and fuck off to a flyover thread.

>>17449889
Then don’t eat a Philly cheesesteak cause it’s ribeye

I like a cheese steak with white american cheese, lots of onions and peppers, and extra mayo. So good mmmmmm

>>17449460
Based, but wit cheeze whiz, onions, and peppers.

>>17449898
>when an urban retard is angry and wants to express his emotional outburst
>durr durr flyover blurrrrf

>>17449460
Cringe.
Garbage Plates are the superior choice.

based imo. gonna freeze some ribeye and shaven tomorrow

>>17449898
Is that fuking corn on there?
WTF?

Cheesesteak sauce and onions

>>17449908
>garbage plates
Well they got the name right cuz that's exactly what it looks like

>>17449460
good once a year.

ANY “”””””””””””Authentic”””””””””””””
Philly cheesesteak that has anything other than
>meat
>onions
>cheese (provolone/Cooper sharp)
Is faggot dogshit
>b-b-but what about green peppers?
They don’t go on it faggot
>what about Reddit wiz!
Neck yourself

>>17450331
>tastelet doesn't like bell peppers
NGMI

>>17450346
Never said I said like bell peppers faggot
>N-Ngmi Reddit meme
They just don’t belong on a cheesesteak
They’re better for fajitas

>>17450346
Never said I didn’t like bell peppers faggot
Just that they didn’t belong on cheesesteaks
>not gonna reddit meme
Neck yourself

>>17449460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4F9JHLHLuY
What do you guys think? Did he do good?

>>17450371
No

>>17450369
>Just that they didn’t belong on cheesesteaks
maybe for tastelets like you. Onion and bellpepper are a match made in heaven.

>>17450499
You sound like a homo

>>17450499
Not for cheesesteaks

R8 my cheesesteak boyos

>>17450523
3/10

>>17449702
What's wrong with deep dish pizza?

>>17449460
I'm a big fan, although my usual place has gone to shit since the pandemic. I was thinking about giving them another try today to see if they've unfucked themselves.

>>17450523
8/10 looks really fuckin tasty

>>17450331
>Cooper sharp
Based. Just bought 30 pounds at the beginning of the year.

>>17451145
for what

>>17451150
I eat oatmeal every day as my only meal and have for months. It's a long story. The short version is that right before all the corona shit happened, Land o Lakes, the company that makes the American cheese I'd been eating for thirty years, changed the formula and fucked it all up. So I bought the Cooper because it is now the best American cheese option and is also a lot cheaper than the Land o Lakes. I use 3 oz of it daily in my oatmeal along with some Marmite and chili garlic paste. Savory oatmeal is the way to go and I can't imagine ever going back to sweet.

>>17451222
you can't just glide over that shit
story time

>>17451222
Your eating habits resemble cattle

>>17451224
I'm in the middle of losing a shitload of weight and oatmeal is extremely filling and cheap.
1 C dry pinhead oats
3 oz cheese
1 T Marmite
This keeps my daily calorie intake under 1000 total. Combined with a shitload of water, the weight is coming off.

>>17449460
it's great I use steakums

>>17451326
just heat them up on a skillet it's super easy

>>17451337
delicious philadelphia cheesesteak sub

Idk, seems based
I'd want to try it if I came to the US

>>17451342
This is a blue board, freak.

>>17449584
lol

>>17449769
>dry bland greasy piles of shit that sit like a rock in your stomach and give you explosive diarrhea.

Sounds like you just have a fucked up body. You're obviously white. Does cilantro taste like soap too?

>>17451592
lol youre a dirty spic or a black and youll never be part of the cool white club retard

What's the functional difference between this and a chopped cheese?

>>17449898
>Philly's good name
You can't be serious. Highest murder rate OF ALL TIME. It's only Feb. and it's climbing even higher.
I'm born and raised in Philly and I'm NOT going down there for anything. They are SO fucked. They'll kill you for $2 and a cellphone.

>>17449565
>This is an “authentic” Philly cheesesteak
no the fuck it's not, it should have provolone cheese since cheese steaks have been around longer then shitty cheese wiz

>>17449662
>the steak isn’t seasoned well enough
cheese steak meat isn't seasoned, it's just seared with onions and maybe bell peppers or jalapenos

>>17449721
if you get cheese wiz you're a newfag hipster that eats at shitty tourist traps

>>17451326
>steakums
god those thing were trash in 1999 i can't even imagine how bad they are now

>>17449460
Its fine, but there are better and more nutricious ways to use cheap cuts of beef. Just sayin'.