/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17444408
Throat yogurt

Pancake batter (it's a creampie)

>>17444408
I’m 30 year old KHV, so I can’t answer your question. Apologies

>>17444408
Look at her... full of youth, promise and hope. Not a care in the world about what will happen in the next five or so years.

I envy her. Out of spite. Because I don't want to return to my youth.

imagine jacking off to her corpse

>>17444546
more wine, karen?

>>17444408
Now that you mention it we were together for like 6 years and I don't think she ever made me a single thing. She cheated on me and now I'm incapable of love. Thanks OP.

>>17444408
African ex made this spicy rice with lamb and chicken that was 10/10. Never had anything that comes close to it. All I know is that she used scotch bonnets in it.

>>17444509

>>17444599
Many such cases
Women are horrible people

>>17444599
Holy fuck. I have a very similar story

>>17444519
Koi Herpesvirus (KHV) is a viral disease that is highly contagious amongst common carp, including ornamental koi.

KHV may refer to: Khabarovsk Novy Airport

>>17444682
Kill yourself freak

>>17444408
listen i hate to get political but wtf the fuck is a "significant other"?

>>17444682
kissless
handholdless
virgin
also she made fried fish and hushpuppies before her brother drove her off a bridge. I miss you latoya.

>>17444599
damn every girl i ever dated wanted to cook for me ASAP. not sure why.

>>17444599
You never even asked her to did you? No wonder you got cheated on you're barely a man

>>17444821
>asked her to
LOL

>>17444832
Whatever makes you think you're not a miserable incel dude

>>17444843
woah chill.

>>17444843
you imagine being not an incel is having to ask a woman to cook for you?

>>17444700
Globohomo name for "wife"

>>17444862
No, and you knew that

>>17444916
so how does me saying that make me an incel? you're the faggot claiming you need to ask women to cook

>>17444923
Read your own post, do it as much as you like until you get it or get tired of shit posting.

>>17444941
>You never even asked her to did you? No wonder you got cheated on you're barely a man
you're saying to be a man you need to ask women to cook. i said you're a limpdick faggot if you think that to be true. are you too fucking stupid to follow along here.

>>17444952
I can smell the projecting, you think being a real man is to be disrespectful? You're either a legit incel or a very good troll

>>17444969
you're a a legit cocksucking faggot or don't have any experience with women

I had my last gf cook breakfast for us as a shit test
I love cooking so just do it normally the past few times
Took her 30minutes to make eggs bacon and toast cause she had to get her spotify cooking music on

>>17444969
Respecting a woman means empowering her desire to serve you.

>>17445008
You are incapable of love, might as well KYS, I'm not joking
T. Got laid yesterday

>>17445036
all women should be killed

>>17445042
>T. Got laid yesterday
AHAHAHA

>>17445042
>Got laid yesterday

>>17445050
>>17445053
Best part is it's true, it's been a few years but I finally made it. I hope you anons reflect on your own issues and calm down so you can find love. But you're all too angry at yourselves to ever believe it and that just makes me laugh

I got laid yesterday too but feel nothing. If anything feel bad. She was cute thin attractive but I want a wife not a slut

>>17445062
>t's been a few years but I finally made it
LOL you must be an expert on women then tell us more

>>17444408
FUCK YOU OP YOU JUST REMINDED ME THAT I WILL NEVER HAVE A HUSBAND TO COOK FOR HIM AAAAAHHHHHHHAAA I'M FUCKING CRYING

>>17445062
did you ask her if you could kiss her? did you ask her if you could try to slide your half limp dick in her vagina?

>>17445076
Very simple. Don't be a cunt.>>17445083

>>17445083
> T. Can't read body language
Not surprising

>>17445062
Sex, after the hundredth time, is at best an enjoyable couple activity and little more. Anonymous sex is just tiresome.

>>17445090
Don't be a faggot is my advice you limpdick bitch.

>>17445092
reading a woman's body language means you ask if you can touch her?

I know that an honest reply on /ck/ is like pissing into sewage runoff, but my wife makes wonderful osso buco. I do 95% of the cooking, (its my hobby) but does wonderful deserts and somehow the best osso buco Ive ever had. She hardly ever cooks meat, but its to die for

>>17445094
You can do both at the same time. I know you think that being cool is the opposite of being a nice person but it's really not.

>>17445171
>You can do both at the same time
right i called you a faggot and a limpdick i'm not arguing that you're not both

I make most things with my hand.

>>17444632
#me too :(

>>17444408
I'm so lonely bros

>>17445334
It will get better. I prayed for you

>>17444700
Someone that you're dating that's more significant than a simple boyfriend or girlfriend

>>17445334
It will get worse. I hexed you.

>>17444700
Like a wife/husband, but technically not. People often live together for a while as a trial run before formally committing, and many times are satisfied to settle into a de facto relationship for life.

>>17445334
It will get worse. I pray for yoi

>>17444408
i just wanna die bro

>>17444519
Why wouldn't you want to go back?

>>17444408
>her taquitos

>>17445461
Thank you Anon