/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17433885
Nylon vending machine at Hooters. Waitress's have to purchase these in the restaurant

>>17434030
Can the customers use the machine too?

>>17433885
Isn't Norwegian salmon some of the most toxic fish in the world?

>>17434030
It's called hooter, not hoggers

>>17434030
Honestly, with how easily stockings develop runs, I'm surprised these things didn't stick around in more places. Guess stockings are no longer popular.

On the other hand...
>THEY TOOK THIS FROM YOU

the dude who makes these threads is a bald headed cuckold

pic related

>>17433885
Norwegian salmon is one of the two most toxic foods produced. The other is Tasmanian salmon.
>>17434214
Yep

>>17433885

>>17434848
How do these not attract underaged drinkers?

>>17434480
>source: my ass

>Man Disguised as Vending Machine Escapes Police in on Foot Pursuit

>>17434886
you need a loaded pass card, so I assume you can only get one after being carded.

>>17434890
They're not wrong, it's just that the toxins are aquaculture pesticides which have been cleared as safe and harmless to humans. This is actually where Norwegian salmon's reputation for being free of parasites compared to Pacific salmon comes from, which is why it's marketed in east Asian countries where raw salmon was never traditionally consumed.

>>17434886
You need a card that's tied to gov't ID and the machines have cameras on them. Same deal with public tobacco/cigarette machines. There's still a fair amount of trust still involved, but if a crime is committed then there's coverage for that.

>>17434886
>underaged drinkers
Amerilard spotted

>>17434933
The legal drinking age here in Japan is 20, and strictly enforced.

>>17434941
Pedo english teacher spotted

>>17434945
>you know english therefore english
Dumbass.

>>17434941
>Strictly enforced
I purchased alcohol in Japan when I was 17. I'm pretty sure they simply don't know how to tell how old white people are.

>>17434908
In china they had those things everywhere where kids could buy them, no pass required. I drank 4 beers while waiting for my plane. Never seen them like that anywhere else though so maybe it's just the chinks. Could even buy cigs in some places too.

>>17434941
Don't think so. Japan even has porn mags for underage kids.

>>17434962
-20 get shitfaced all the time this guy is cringe and a fraud

>>17434245
I've seen a couple of these things and it's disgusting! You had to pick a single or double then choose whether the machine tainted it with soda or water before it would dispense. At least let me get hard liquor straight from the nozzle.

>>17434908
Odd, the one in my hotel was just coin operated. I was going to just guess it's simply because society there is far better disciprined.

>>17434966
My chinese friends have told me that the drinking age is not enforced at all in china

>>17434952
Post TOEFL score

"baked in Hoboken" that's almost 4k kilometres away. Why is this thing here?

>>17433885
inside edition used to have a clip on youtube of a "mystery" vending machine that no one knew who owned and it would give you random sodas, several people pointed out it was obviously owned by the locksmith whose building it was right next to, they took the video down like the cowards they are

>>17433885
There is absolutely nothing sketchy at all about buying fish from a vending machine.

>>17435716
Wow haha, a locksmith? Really? great story man

>>17435716
Haha, I must also agree, >>17435786 ,
>>17435716 's post was indeed a great story, haha!

>>17434941
>>17434952
btfo, baka gaijin

Pee Pee Poo Poo!

>>17435696
do automat really count in this scenario?
there's very little machine involved here. it's people in the back sliding food in and then you open a door. there's no robotics or moving parts.
i love them of course don't get me wrong, i am not hating, but i have to wonder if it qualifies as "vending machine"

>>17434962
Go away from Japan "please"

>>17435656
That's globalism for you

>>17435822
>Idiot doesn’t know what vend or machine even mean
>autistically trying to boil “vending machine” into some far reaching gestalt
Why do you do this to yourself? Why subject others to it?

>>17435903
so you agree with me then, good ^__^

>>17435907
No, I expressly do not. give my post another read and then think it over two more times before you reply again.

>>17435915
yes, thank you for support! glad you understand and agree

>>17435921
Anon, just so we’re clear, I will not have sex with you even if you act compliant and submissive towards me.

>>17435923
you are welcome!

>>17435930
As long as we’re clear.

>>17435940
yes, we agree, automat does not vending machine. thank you!

>>17435656
Aren't those stationed in subways or places with heavy foot traffic? It's for convenience.

>>17435849
You're trying too hard

>>17435972
Never post here again. I own you.

>>17435696
These were common in the US in the 1960s

>>17435696
an automat is functionally just a cafeteria

>>17434030
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER HAND
Does she have that flipper/claw disease or whatever?

>>17434908
>>17434931
Uh; no. Bakas.
You need a special ID for cigarette machines.
Not alcohol machines.

>>17437179
Video wizardry is going on, anon.

>>17434030
>that XBOXHUEG shadow of the tiny fingers at like 3cm away
kek

>>17433885
Proper nosh

>>17434030
Is there one for customers that sells their used nylons?

How come we don't have these vending machines in the US? Is China really more advanced than us now?

>>17437336
Niggers

>>17434222
checked but ur retarded, shes fine

>>17434886
In the netherlands plenty of normal vending machines also have cans of beer. If you have an actual civilized and non-retarded society, and give your citizens freedom, then they don't end up like niggers like people in the USA

>>17437276
In Japan there is

>>17436051
i saw the beatles movie Help where they have this in their house and thought it was very odd, basically a door panel you open and take food out of

>>17437336
>Unmanned vehicle
>Free car parts to rip out of it
>Free monitors to sell off
>Free fried chicken stuffed inside
Obviously America can't have those things driving around because of our problematic Irish population

>>17434261
>a bald vending machine fetishist on /ck/ is more handsome than me
I think it's time to kill myself bros

>>17434848
>asahi
I'd rather drink dirty dishwater

>>17434908
So where does one buy/load the card, and get carded?

>>17437336
Those goddamn Amish bastards, can't have nice things in this country without them making them into chairs

>>17435964
>americans can't take a short train ride without stuffing their faces with vending-machine cake
why are they like this

>>17438068
what would it take to temp the actual isrish, guiness and fertilizer?

>>17437273
Here I was getting excited thinking there was a weed vending machine.

>>17434030
>Waitress's
ESL posting detected.

>>17438610
stuff it mutt, nobody gives a shit about your strenuous relationship with the english language and your pride at overcoming it.

>>17437393
>non-retarded society
>netherlands
kek, goede grap

>>17438610
the based chad english defender
>>17438632
the coping ESL mutt

>>17434886
You have to have a special card that you can get at staffed tobacco kiosks and liquor stores.

>>17438632
Chink spotted

>>17438841
чини дeтeктop дoлбoёб

>>17438846
Oh you are Serb? It is same difference. Both smell like urine and live like bug person.

>>17435656
They teleport retard.

>>17438862
breh, do you even trinlingual? dachte ich mir, reudiges köter.

>>17438872
My English is better than your Russian, and your German, but especially your English.

>>17437336
>fast food restaurant on every corner
>just buy from the hours old vending machine food bro
>I HECKIN love other cultures and hate america

>>17438879
sweet dreams are made of this, who am i to disagree?

>>17438879
>my first language is better than your second and third
we're all very impressed, cletus

>>17437336
because a rabid pack of white people would rob and burn them

>>17438879
based!
>>17438891
cringe !

>>17438887
>traveled the world and the seven seas
>yarrr harrr harrr
>fiddle dee de
>>17438891
There were 3 languages listed there, do they not teach counting to euro peons?

>>17437273
what do guests taste like?

>>17435485
>My chinese friends

>>17439051
Yes. My school has a ton of students from china and so a lot of my friends are chinese

>>17437380
Kill yourself nigger. She's one chocolate bar from that gut spilling over her belt.

>>17433885
why is there chinese though

>>17439071
Ever fuck any of their women? Do they have sideways vaginas? Do they squeal like pigs? When you nut in them do they collapse from exhaustion?
God I want to fuck a chink whore in the ass

>>17439117
>Ever fuck any of their women?
Almost, but no

>>17439162
Never saw someone admit they were a faggot and a bitch with so few words.

>>17437273
does this dispense hot water though?

>>17439162
based
>>17439169
faggot kys

>>17439162
>>17439169
I'm also from a college with a bunch of mainland chinese and I HAVE fucked one of them.
>vag isn't sideways but it's not vertically long like a white one
>they do that fucking squal / chipmunk voice, I have no fucking idea why
>I used a condom so can't say. But she was sweating like an animal
Fun facts about chinese women:
>they chew with their fucking mouths open
>they don't wash their hair every day
>you can eat tendies in front of them without them judging you
>the one I had sex with showed me a bunch of wierd CCP propaganda temples and archictecture and shit on our first date. Like, totally unpromted.

>>17437336
third worlds aren't allowed good things for reasons

>>17439193
Why are you calling me a faggot?

>>17439198
>>they don't wash their hair every day
Most girls don't
The others are true. Chinese girls don't care about what western girls consider autistic/the "ick." Many don't mind anime figures, for example

Chinese chicken

>>17433885
bumping for Japanese Vending Machine Master Race

>>17438143
I'm not going out of my way for an afternoon snack, I have places to be retard

I love these sorts of things. Anyone got any YT channels for people showing off vending machines around the world?

>>17440550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14fqUVfdJxQ&list=PLpX2OUHxkULYjwOmDcblBvqbCc0BnYpvw

>>17440588
forgot to mention this should link you to a playlist of 85 videos of vending machines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j677PxZWifM

>>17440596
Nice

>>17434931
>>17434908
>>17438685
that's wrong, you just pay with coins. i'm surprised on a website with so many weebs, you guys know so little about Japan.

>>17440588
Oh I love this guy. Wish I could find other channels like him.

>>17434222
>>17439083
Don't you have a potato famine to be dying in?

>>17434261
Jack from Redlettermedia?

>>17434030
That’s a huge bitch. Would not tip.

>>17438883
These things load up at the store then drop it off near you after you order. It's just automated delivery.

>>17434886
In a civil society, people don't need to be hand hold to obey the law

>>17434030

>Waitress's have to purchase these
Why is it legal to make employees purchase their own supplies? Isn't it the obligation of the employer to provide everything that is necessary for them to do their job?

>>17434113
Yes, it's located in the customer washroom.

>>17434030
>>17440916
>Why is it legal to make employees purchase their own supplies?
He phrased it in a retarded way. Most Hooters provide uniforms for free (though not in all jurisdictions), but because tights are considered undergarments, the company can't technically hand them out to employees (it's legally on par with a guy buying his secretary skimpy panties). As a consolation, they are tax deductible. Also:
>Isn't it the obligation of the employer to provide everything that is necessary for them to do their job?
>*laughs in tradesman*

>>17434848
>>17434897
>cant have these everywhere in north america because niggers and other degenerates would just steal from them or vandalize it for fun.
kind of sucks that western society is incapable of having nice things

>>17433885
Norwegian salmon is one of the most successful scams ever pulled off

>>17433885
Is it really a salmon ATM if I can't insert my own salmon and receive cash in return?

Just wanted to say asian girls do pass out after orgasm. Bad diet maybe?

>>17438610
Suck it chud

>>17434261
thanks, who cares

>>17433885

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>>17439117
>Ever fuck any of their women?
Yes
>Do they have sideways vaginas?
No
>Do they squeal like pigs?
Depends on the girl
>When you nut in them do they collapse from exhaustion?
Only if the whore is smart enough to know you came in her and that’s the reaction she needs to fake.

>>17439179
Somehow yeah
>>17438600
Time.com/62027/marijuana-vending-machine-unveiled-in-colorado/

>>17442577
>>17442578
>le vending machine in random places

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>>17442702

When I was a little autistic retard 40 years ago, my dad would take me with him to the YMCA so he could play faggy racketball. They had one of these soda vending machines, and I had to have a soda from it everytime we went. It drops down the cup, then the ice, then a dual spray of syrup and carbonated water into the cup. I was autistically mesmerized by it. I found one years later at the local hospital and every time I went to the hospital I would have to make a stop at the vending machine. Now they are all gone and I am sad.

>>17440606
4chins current userbase is 90% after 2016

>>17434962
I'm pretty sure they just don't want to embarrass you and themselves by trying to ask for ID
but yes I can confirm, only ever got ID'd once in a Lawson with a guy's manager hovering over his shoulder

>>17442729
That sounds like a neat experience. A shame those machines aren't around anymore.

>>17442741
Good grief really? I've been here 11 years longer than those people then.

>>17442367
You utter tard. The point was that he used the possessive form where he should have just used the normal plural noun "waitresses".

>>17437336
China bros can't stop winning

>>17442729
Still have them in rural PA, bro. Old ones and new ones that work the same way

>>17443312
>Still have them in rural PA, bro.
Fuck I want to move there now.

>>17437336
These would only make sense in the handful of walkable American cities. In the majority of the country people will just use a drive-through.

>>17443336
No.
No you don't. Parts of PA are really getting shut down businesses-wise. Most places in the rural part don't even have hospitals.

>>17437336

>>17434030
How much for USED nylons especially from that brap machine

>>17435696
I kind of wish Automats made a comeback in the US. Especially if the dining area is art deco.

>>17435849
LARPing faggot

>>17442551
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>>17442708
Japan is kino

>>17442702
boss coffee is my favorite bad coffee.
>be me in marine corps
>freezing balls off on duty as it fucking rains cats and dogs.
>saluting every officer that drives by
>see a boss vending machine full of hot coffee across the street
>know i can't go and get it and won't be allowed off base after I'm off duty
>officer sees me shivering as he drives past
>smiles and and returns my salute. Gives me and the rest of the duty hot can's of coffee.
>like 4 each to put in our pockets for warmth
>just what i needed to get through the night
I love Boss coffee even if its a 7/10

>>17438345
tell them there are pipe bombs inside meant for english children.

>>17442741
>4chins current userbase is 90% after 2016
That's pretty fucking sad if true
>t. 2009 newfag

>>17444813
I miss Aquarius. Something about those hit different when I was hungover that gatorade/powerade just can't hit. I miss famichiki sometimes too

>>17442584
Do all of the drinks freeze? What about the mechanism for dispensing them?

This one is pretty cool https://youtu.be/z1bm9aOLCh8
Probably

>>17434261
And? Who doesn't love vending machines?

>>17434886
You need a sake-pass

>>17443474
Lol, are they skiing next to nuclear power plant silos?

>>17447748
Seems like Artic Coke but without the agitator machine so you have to do it yourself. The results don't look as nice, either.
Someone had a webm of one of these things in action but I'm too lazy to find it.

>>17449477
An abandoned steel mill, actually. The official statement was that it was meant to show off "Chinese industrial spirit". They even went and moved the old factory worker gates around so attendees could pass through them on their way to the venue.

>>17437179
The medical term is lobster hands you asshole.

>>17433885
>Norwegian Salmon Automatic Teller machine
Wtf

>>17449527
china is such a backwards dirty shithole

>>17440588
How does that drill stay clean?

>>17433885

moshi moshi, degenerate desu

>>17433885
How about shitty pizza?

>>17445743
aquarius post runs are the fucking best

>>17433885

>>17435656
Carlos Bakery is overhyped average cake. Only tourist go there.

t. from new jersey

>>17438610
bruh, i have sad news for you
they changed it
......s's is now the correct way of doing it and is taught in schools

>>17449359
Your mom

>>17442577
>>17442584
perfect wallpaper/lockscreens

>>17439198
>the one I had sex with showed me a bunch of wierd CCP propaganda temples and archictecture and shit on our first date. Like, totally unpromted.
sounds like a keeper desu

>>17442584
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>>17442551
For a country with a population density that rivals a sardine can, it always astounds me how remote so much of their culture is.

>>17434245
They used to be in some bathrooms when I was a kid. They'd come in the same container as the more expensive quarter machine toys. I bought one once just because I could. This was in the 90s, Chicagoland.

>>17451637
Japan's actually pretty fucking big for a country.

>>17450622
That's for the possessive form, not the plural, you fucking mongoloid. The plural is "waitresses".

>>17435656

Ialso saw one of these in las vegas.

>>17433885
the picture of the filet on the outside of that machine is far from "premium" which makes me gag thinking what kind of crap quality you actually get out of the machine.

t. scandi

>>17434926
the only source I can find of those claims is articles on the totally not biased site "organicconsumption.org" linking to a single 20 year old article which doesnt mention Norway specifically but Europe as one entity where toxin levels in farmed salmon were higher than in the Americas.

so yea, basically
>source: my ass

>>17435485
>My chinese friends have told me that the drinking age is not enforced at all in china
there's a lot of chinese dishes with alcohol in it and kids eat it just fine

My city has this vending machine for pizzas. I never tried but hearing from others it sells shitty pizzas

>>17442729
feelsbadman

>>17442551
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>>17442577
man i could really go for a pocari sweat right about meow

>>17435975
You're a shit owner, I spit on your post.

>>17452754
I'd still try it out of curiosity

>>17440606
I was going to say this. I’ve used those machines before, definitely didn’t need a card. They don’t even card you in stores.

>>17444791
>go on couple hour mountain hike
>get passed by a guy with giant drink crate backpack on his way to fill the vending machine at the top.

>>17434030
I thought the poster image said 'Pussy Hoisery"

>>17451637
It's their urban pop density that's ridiculous, get even a little away from the city and it's rural as fuck. Not even urban -> suburban sprawl -> rural like in the US, most of the country outside major cities are scattered one horse towns

>>17442729
You can... easily make fountain soda at home.

Or find a machine on eBay

>>17453037
You have just reminded me I got a soda stream for Christmas and haven't even opened the box yet.

>>17453055
Was gonna say that even my Hungarian grandparents would take monosyrup and make some soda with carbonated water. Its actually kind of awesome.

But yeah dude, you can find a machine for like $500 to $1k for the vintage machines on eBay apparently. Might make you happy, idk

>>17453055
Make an unboxing thread!
>"hello /ck/, wanna see what I got for Christmas?..."
>*carbonates some milk*

>>17435716
https://youtu.be/NQuUMp0vGx8

>>17434222

Okay but imagine an actual Hoggers

>>17453132
MOMMY

>>17453098
Sodastreams are kind of garbage and using anything other than plain water causes the bubbles to nucleate and the whole thing explodes before you can pull it off the nozzle.
In other word, DO EET FAGET.

>>17434030

>>17434261
Richard Cooper

>>17442574
mandarins for sale 100 yen a pop but you pay on the honor system kek. that would never fly here.