/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Dip the biscuits in the langostino mashed potatoes. Thank me later

i love that you can get these to make at home now, maybe not quite as good as in the real Red Lobster but pretty close

>>17436008
Not everyone is a yokel.

>>17436008
>this was considered fancy eatin when i was a kid!

How poor and black is your family exactly?

>>17436008
It still is by the majority of people.

>>17436008
>its fucking good! this was considered fancy eatin when i was a kid!
Did your family think Applebee's was the bee's knees too?

>>17436053
Not that anon, I but grew up in a white upper middle class area and it genuinely was considered fancy eating twenty to twenty five years ago.

>>17436053
lel i never knew until just a few years ago it was considered low class by a lot of people. i just always associate lobster with rich people i guess. i mean the place was pretty damn expensive from what i remember especially for a chain place

I have a difficult-to-acquire horror short film about red lobster

>>17436076
It was more expensive back then. You couldn't order any meal under $15, and if you wanted to actually have enough to eat it was going to be $20 a plate or more. In the 90s.

>>17436039
>goes to Red Lobster
>orders something other than a lobster
>this place sucks!
Just pick a lobster from the tank, have them cook it, then eat, wala

>>17436076
yeah in the 90s it definitely felt like a nicer place to eat. cant really speak to the quality of it now as i havent been there in a good 15 years but my memories of it was it always being a way better experience than most resturants i went to as a kid seemed pretty classy back then lol

>>17436008
I went to RL for my bday last week and they no longer have the cheddar bacon potato soup! I used to dunk the cheesy rolls in there and it was fuckin heaven. I was greatly disappointed.

Pizza Hut was considered somewhat of a special occasion before the 2000s.

do they still make the ultimate fondue that was our go to appetizer, always a big hit with our family.

>>17436091
i remember them days. even shitty fast food was way nicer in the 90s

>>17436091
My mom worked there in the eighties, says it used to be a sit-down restaurant with cloth tablecloths and real wait staff back then. Can't even imagine.

>>17436133
It was that and more. The booths were tall and private and nice lamps over them. The pizzas were served in huge cast iron pans nicer than the ones they use now.

>corporate chain store lacking a dress code and routinely serves she-boons and their crotchfruit is "fancy"
You grew up very, very poor.

>>17436008
Depends on what you're looking for. If you want a basic NY strip or ribeye with fries or a baked potato and a lobster tail, they'll most likely serve up a good meal. I like getting a side of clam chowder too.

>>17436091
I think it's only good if you were born and raised in the US. My family and I moved to Ameriland in the early 90s. Despite being ESL, I got the highest marks in my school every marking period. The school gave out "prizes" to the highest achieving students. We had our choice of several things, depending on our ranking. Top rank (IE me) got a choice between Pizza Hut coupons for four people, a FuncoLand gift certificate and a third option I don't really remember because it was shit.
I, stupidly, picked Pizza Hut the first time. We went, my family and I. It was the worst food I'd ever had up to that point in my young life. It was truly awful. I don't even remember what sort of "pizza" I ordered. I remember it came in a single serving size and it tasted unlike any pizza I'd ever had, which is to say it was very, very bad. The texture was also strange and unpleasant.
I stopped eating after my third bite and none of us finished any of our food, though my dad, who is half American and very, very fat, got close. On the way home, we stopped somewhere for takeaway. Don't recall where or what it was.
Anyway, when it came time again to pick a "prize" (prizes for doing what you're supposed to fucking do is a very American concept) for my marks, I picked a FuncoLand gift certificate because fuck Pizza Hut. Shoulda gotten that the first fucking time.
But yeah: it was table service, even in the 90s.

>>17436091
Yeah it was an an actual restaurant back then. Shoot there was even a point in time when mcdonalds was a totally acceptable place to get lunch

I come from a billionaire family and we are there all the time

It’s good but overpriced when you realize you can make better versions of all this stuff yourself

>>17436019
>find literally any biscuit recipe
>make said biscuit recipe but also add an ungodly amount of butter, salt and cheese to it
There you go anon, now you don't have to buy proprietary boxes at walmart to make your fat fuck biscuits.

>>17437828
lol im always surprised at people who think you can only get these at red lobster, its literally regular biscuits with with cheese and garlic powder. people with white trash tastes are so easily impressed

>>17436008
>this was considered fancy eatin when i was a kid!
only if you're poor or from the midwest

Red lobster was NEVER considered fine dining by any stretch of the imagination.

>>17437897
but they have a tank of lobsters at the entrance! if this isnt a rich people establishment, i don't know what it!

>>17436133
My mom worked there from 86 until 90, during which time I was there a lot and can confirm it was based

I looked through the menu because I haven't been in a Red Lobster in 20+ years and it's expensive as hell. Forget making it yourself, you could go to a decent Italian restaurant and get the same order better made for less money around here.

>>17436008
I worked there. It's just commercial grade stuff but for landlocked states it's easy access to seafood that isn't just frozen fried shit (though a good bit of the menu is that.) I wouldn't eat the lobster though, it's mid. Coconut shrimp is good, and I usually get the salmon.

>>17437921
yeah i remember it being expensive as shit when i was a kid too, it looks like its only gotten worse since then. all these places like Chili, TGI Fridays, Applebees, are overpriced as fuck for the kind of food you get. basically the only reason to go to them is for the cool fruity mixed drinks

never ate here before. the fanciest place I've eaten at was boston pizza :/

>>17436008
I had a weird off lobster from there one time but every other time was ok. It beats cracking the lobster yourself, that’s so messy and slimey and stinky.

>>17436080
Title?

>>17436091
Fuck! How do we get to the good timelines where the world just got awesome after 2001?

>>17436325
Yeah. Pizza Hut was never good.

>>17436080
Let's watch it!

>>17436325
Hi Chang

>>17436091
If you were poor

>>17436091
>tfw when the city I lived in had a competing Round Table and Pizza hut that always tried to outdo each other by adding arcade games/pool tables/ salad bars/ other fun things
>tfw when everything now is just soulless consooomer bullplop

I managed a Red Lobster for a number of years. Here’s some secrets.

>We don’t actually make the lobster from scratch; they grow in the ocean>Cheryl, the hostess, puts out for managers but not kitchen staff because she thinks they’re gross
>I purposely hired gross kitchen staff so I can have more nights with Cheryl
>the lobster in the tank is sort of a pet. If you order him, we give you a nameless lobster from the stock in the back. The tank-lobster is named Julio, after a busser we had who was killed in a drug deal that went south
>I don’t know why the fuck we have a bar literally nobody goes to RL to sit at a bar
>I timed my vacations to coincide with “endless shrimp” weeks because too many Canadians and the asst manager was fine with it because he got to bang Cheryl while I was gone
>A 13yo Canadian once reached into the tank to mess with Julio. Fucked around and found out. Mom signed waiver for a free sack of shrimp.

>>17436008

I guess its the soulless burgerdonalds chain masquerading as a fine dining restaurant..

McDonalds is at least honest about serving shit convenience fast-food. Red Lobster tries to dress up, like a spoilt whore. YOU ARE THE WHORE RED LOBSTER.

t. european.

Enjoy your microwaved frozen food, nigger.

>>17438205
>canadians
lol resto code

>>17436070
American suburbia really is just one big parking lot

>>17438205
R.I.P. Julio

>>17438205
>We don’t actually make the lobster from scratch; they grow in the ocean

>>17438311
Thanks, he was a good kid.

>>17438205
wait a minute, are leafs the copypastas?

>>17438205
reddit

>>17438449
Go back, you buttfucking faggot.

>>17436008
>>17436076
living in AZ red lobster to me has always been the place for retired boomers in lincolns/buicks to piss away money on cholesterol heavy seafood

>>17436325
Funcoland was based, good choice anon. Pizza hut was alright when I was a kid but when I became a teenager I realized how much it sucked. Especially since I grew up in an area with a ton of great pizza places.
>>17438178
>You're a CCP agent if you don't like fast food pizza
Stop trying so hard, you're probably not even American.

>>17436091
It still was up until around 2008, Atleast the one near me. We went there every year for my birthday. Was comfy

>>17436008
>this was considered fancy eatin when i was a kid
Same. Did everyone just have middle class midwestern parents as a kid?
Red Lobster was THE fancy dining establishment in town.

>>17436008
There is absolutely zero reason why you should go to these chain restaurants to spend money when there's better options for the same type of food less than 10 minutes away. Even if it's further than 10 minutes it's simply not worth it. They're overpriced sysco slop and the quality is always worse than what you could get at a good local place.

>>17438038
The trailer park must have been talking about that for months.

As far as chain restaurants go it’s pretty decent. I think location goes a long way with these places. I’m in New Jersey but I’ve went to some in Michigan and the quality of the seafood is definitely noticeable. Coastal states probably get fresher product. I’ve noticed this at grocery stores too, my local grocery store gets some really quality fish and lobster ect…

>>17437897
>>17438590
Im from a poor Midwest (Pennsylvania) family and I knew it was no different from Dennys

>>17438609
Pennsylvania isn't really midwest, it's east coast/mid-atlantic

Though pennsyltucky can get pretty midwest feeling, so if you're in that area then i guess it's a bit more midwest than the rest of the state.

>>17436008
>>17436039
>>17436053
>>17436070
>>17436076
It's because it was the fanciest place your parents wanted to take YOU as a kid.
I didn't actually go to any actual fine dining establishments until I was much older and looking back I would have probably hated them as a kid.
Red Lobster is the closest thing you can get to fine dining that's also kid friendly. Kids can eat the biscuits and popcorn shrimp while mom and dad eat steak and lobster.

>>17438627
I started doing "real" fine dining around age 13. I could see maybe 1-2 years earlier at most, but yeah a 10 year old or an 8 year old generally aren't going to appreciate fine dining.

>>17436008
>this was considered fancy eatin when i was a kid
Are you like 60, or just poor?

>>17438205
>I don’t know why the fuck we have a bar literally nobody goes to RL to sit at a bar
I do. I sit at a bar for any restaurant I go to (or at least I used to before covid killed all bar seating)
it's great for lonely people who don't want to look like an idiot sitting alone at a table.

>>17438627
Good point, I didn't go to any place considered fine dining until I was a teenager

>>17438590
Im middle class midwest and always loved seafood. Dad was a jew and never wanted ro go because it was a rip off. Finally went to one when I was in college and found out dad was right. Its just frozen junk.

>>17438590
lotta snobby rich kids who dont appreciate comfy trash food

>>17438590
No I lived in a small town in a coastal state so I didn't have to go to Red Lobster to get seafood. It was everywhere.

>>17438663
I sit at the bar even with dates. It encourages drinking and is more relaxed

>>17438563
>ridiculous knee jerk response to being called a chink
Chink confirmed

>>17438623
how about we say it's 80% Midwest

>>17438858
You mean “rust belt” when you say Midwest, anon. The Midwest is Kansas/Nebraska.

it's the only seafood place around here so gotta make due
>half dozen shucked oysters
>lobster bisque
>shrimp cocktail
>fish and chips with malt vinegar
t. flyover

>>17436008

I told a kid in middle school I went to Red Lobster only for birthdays of family members and he said "yeah because that's the only time you can afford it since your mexican". I think the teacher overheard it (she was mexican herself) and she said I could file a complaint against the white kid if I wanted to and it was solely up to me. Then he started freaking out and begging not for me to file a complaint, he was on the verge of tears. I was like okay whatever. Sometime along the year he invited me over to his apartment. He actually lived in the apartment block beside me, but the price differences in rent were staggering. There we were, living less than a mile away from each other, yet we were separated by an arbitrary fence, and a racist mother that was feeding her prejudice ideas into his head. I look back at it now and I just laugh it off. Deep inside I don't believe he was racist, we went into his place and we ate snacks, but I always had to leave before his mom came home.

>>17439089
you don't have Long John Silver's?

>>17439132
which part of him calling you a lazy broke spic was untrue though?

>>17438869
And you mean "tornado alley" when you say it. Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Michigan are also Midwest, friend. Arguably, western PA and northern WV are at the very least /culturally/ midwestern so if PA anon is from that part of his shitty, shitty state, he may very well be Midwestern, at least culturally.

>>17439132
Based mom

>>17436070
>waaaahhhh suburbs are a bad thing because of these things that look like this!
Holy fuck, I've lived in every sort of environment and I'd take this over the city or your one horse shithole in the middle of bumblefuck anyday.

>>17439132
>file a complaint over the lamest school banter ever heard
god what pussies some people are

>>17439132
You’re a retard subhuman spic and your teacher deserves a dick in the eye

>>17439132
based spic making /pol/dditor cry. Why are /pol/fags so easy to trigger? They talk big game here on the internet but put them in front of real people and they turn into crying little babies.

>>17439203
>anon tells a touching story
>omg first thing I gotta think of is the rent-free boogeyman living in my head
Holy fuck anon, seek help. Seriously.

>>17439132
A good racial joke in that situation would've been "so you go every day right?"

>>17436070
>1 bedroom studio
This meme was clearly made by some neet loser who lives with his parents

>>17436008
Their lobster bisque has no fucking lobster. Fuck you Red Lobster even though I really like the food. Their dragon broccoli makes my nipples go "Ooh la la"

>>17439132
replies are par for the course for 4chin, but really any parent shouldn't be shoveling propaganda down your throat just like school shouldn't either, they should simply set the record straight.
yeah i hate beaners too but theres already enough stubborn morons in the world

>>17436053
I ate my steak well done

>>17437892
>>17437828
Holy shit, what a couple of massive reddit faggots. Nobody said that only red lobster has biscuits.

>>17438178
Not Chinese, bro. I'm Euro.

>>17438563
I didn't think Anon was claiming I'm a Chinese agent because I don't like PH. I thought he was saying it because I was the top student in school and the well-worn American stereotype of the studious Asian.

>>17438829
Still not Chinese, bro.

They serve a lot of junk but there is good stuff at the higher end of their menu.

>>17436070
>WAAAAAAAAAAH SO MUCH CONVIENCE
Get the fuck outta here, Reddit is that way, don't let the door hit you on the way out ASSHOLE.

>>17438829
>Simping for fast food corporations
DEFINITELY larping as American. Fuck off faggot, you aren't American and you never will be.
>>17441091
Doesn't really matter, he's a faggot and not American. I'm American and I endorse this message. Are you still living in the USA?

>>17440123
Most NPC plebs believe that Red Lobsters cheddar biscuits are unique to RL. Which is why that pre made biscuit mix even exists. NPCs are lazy and don't cook, and also defend fast food restaurants.

>>17439132
your prose is awful

I’m from Alaska and we banned red lobster from the state. I don’t even know why at this point, but fuck them.

I travel regularly for work to small towns out in the middle of nowhere. Because of this I eat at recognizable chain restaurants very often. I even eat at Applebee's 3 or 4 times a year, sorry.
My favorite chain is Longhorn Steakhouse. I can say I have still never been into a Red Lobster. Maybe because the locations I work are so far from any seafood source, I would be wary of consuming it.

>>17436325
Could you say that again in English? I couldn't understand your accent.

>>17442853
Europe roses offal.

>>17442878
In Chef Speak...
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>>17442927
cringe boomer humor

>>17436008
>fancy eating

Only because your impoverished ass thought that any place that serves lobster is high class.
Red lobster is one of the worst chain restaurants in the biz. For a place who’s main draw is seafood, they do the most shitfull job of cooking it. Either over cooking to the point of rubber or making it so mushy that it’s lost any appetizing features it once had.
Literally the only thing going for the place is their cheddar bay biscuits, and I make a better version of them at home with Colby Jack

>>17436091
>pizza hut

God I miss the old eat in pizza huts.
They are the only chain pizza place that I enjoy because I’m from Philly and even the most mediocre corner pizza joint puts the chains to shame but something about the balance of grease, overleavened dough and heavy hand on the gravy in a Pizza Hut Pan pie creates some sort of alchemy that is much more than the sum of the parts.
Here in Philly, if a pizza joint is really good, it doesn’t even have to deliver and there are little hole in the wall joints that have a line going down the block with pick ups at dinner and lunch

>>17437892
What bugs me is they call them cheddar bay biscuits but don't use old bay seasoning. I made some with it and they were great.

>>17439139
Wouldn't surprise me if he didn't, I bet the only places you can still find them in most states is as part of a KFC. I had them once and they were awful, worse than frozen battered fish you can bake at home.

It's fine if you're in a flyover without access to seafood. My cousins in KY love it, but insist on going out to "good" local seafood places whenever they come to New England.

>>17436091
>divorced parents
>Sunday to Wednesday morning with dad
>once a month we'd go to Pizza Hut
>whole sit-down affaird with breadsticks, wings, and a piping hot pizza served in the pan
I miss it so much.

>>17438368
Canadians mean niggers in the restaurant business

>>17436008
>who do snobs look down on this place? its fucking good!

Red Lobster was good and still may be but I haven’t been there in years because of the clientele.

>>17436091
Funny how half of people remember Pizza Hut as being so much better 20-30 years ago, and the other half thinks they had the worst pizza ever back then.

My wife and my mom are both in the latter group. They'd rather not have pizza than have Pizza Hut.

>>17443275
They probably had it delivered like retards. Pizza Hut was ONLY acceptable dine-in

>>17439235
>/pol/ddit fags smear their shit content over every single board on the site
>"HURR DURR RENT FREE RENT FREE U DNT REELY SEE US SMEARING SHIT ON UR WALLS RENT FREE!"

>>17443109
>things change
boohoo, chud.

>>17438869
>The Midwest is Kansas/Nebraska.

No.

>>17439139
Damn have some self respect. Get frozen seafood at walmart instead of LJS.

Capt D's is the lowest I'll go for seafood.

>>17443282
Kek I thought they were easy to trigger, but here you are being triggered. Which is it anon?

>>17439139
>you don't have Long John Silver's?

We used to have them hereabouts but apparently in metro Detroit, it's a Black people restaurant nowadays.

>>17443275
The hut was only good for their greasy pan pizza when you ate in. It doesn’t travel well and has all the flaws that I mentioned in>>17443025
But something about how they came together worked
All of their other types of pie suck and now that they are mostly delivered/ take out there’s almost no reason to subject yourself to their pizza if you live anywhere that has more than chain joints

ITT: Coasties display stockholm syndrome

>>17443316
The fuck are you talking about? Having fresh seafood is a good thing, and you don't need to live in a giant city like NYC to live in a coastal state. My town is right on a bay and is only about 7500 people. Sounds like you're a closet shill for Red Lobster.

>>17438627
We were poorfags but it just meant we'd go out less frequently- Once per each of our birthdays, so five, and then about three more "spur of the moment" outings. Generally avoided chain restaurants because they weren't worth the price of going out.
We had a 12-30$ a plate Mexican restaurant we'd like to walk to (didn't connect the dots as a kid, but we probably walked because they sold cheap corona by the 6 bottle bucket), a 10-22$ a plate theme 50's diner that was my favorite, a locally owned pizzeria where the manager knew my dad and would come out of the kitchen to shoot the shit when we visited, and a sit-down quality Chinese place.
Only going out 8 times a year, my parents made sure as hell we didn't fuck up these outings by being little shits. Strangers would come up and compliment our family for our table manners.

>>17439132
>white kid assumed you were poor because you were Mexican
>turns out he was 100% correct and you were poor
They paid more in rent so they could live on the side of the tracks where your tio wouldn't jack their catalytic converter, ese.

It's probably the best you poor americels can hope for, but in Italy our local corner restaurants BTFO this place.

>>17438205

>>17442878
>Because of this I eat at recognizable chain restaurants very often.
If I'm too tired for research I'll do this but the internet is prevalent enough that even in fucking Mudflap, MO population: 300 there will be enough yelp reviews for Granny Sue's Local Diner that you'll be able to feel out whether it's a shithole or not.
If there's absolutely nothing local of value my chain preference is TGI:Friday's

>>17436019
the trick is to unironically add extra butter

>>17442722
It's pointing out everything is catered to driving cars around...

>>17442818
>Most NPC plebs believe that Red Lobsters cheddar biscuits are unique to RL.
what other national restaurant chains are famous for their cheddar biscuits?

>>17442861
>I’m from Alaska and we banned red lobster from the state

Based if true.

>>17443795
theyre unique in that sense, but not unique in that theyre literally a biscuit with cheese baked into it. seen that in plenty of bakeries and restaurants before. RL's aren't special and its plebfeed anyway

If I were to win the lottery, I’d go in by myself as soon as they open. I would order every single biscuit in the building. For the rest of the day, I’d sit and laugh at every customers disappointment. Taunting them from my throne of biscuits atop Mt Cheddar. If anyone from management were to attempt to interfere, I would simply pay them off as needed.

The endless shrimp is a scam. The food is pretty good though

You can often get better seafood at a good Chinese buffet and as much as you want

>>17444407
>Chinese Buffett
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. NO. The Chinese have no concept of or regard for food safety. Enjoy your botulism, dysentery and norovirus.

>>17444434
Say what you will about the Chinese but they make a good soup

>>17444356
>they're unique but not unique
wow you must be a fucking free willed genius

red lobster is a shithole
every single rundown seafood shack is going to have better and cheaper food, just buy their biscuit mix from the supermarket and forget the restaurants themselves even exist

>>17444584
Whether they're unique or not doesn't matter, einstein. The point is they can be easily made from scratch without needing to buy a special faggot red lobster mix.

>>17444746
>Whether they're unique or not doesn't matter
it obviously fucking does matter you down syndrome faggot

>>17444460
Sopa de Mabato
Ume dericia

>>17438601
>I think location goes a long way with these places.
No, it depends on the franchise owner. It's like my local Texas Roadhouse, whoever owns it really cares about how the food is prepared, cooked, served, etc. and always has cute girls on heavy rotation. It's probably one of the best (given the price) steak joints within an hour, and yet every other one I've been to in many other states, they all suck ass. This place is always packed, whereas all the others were maybe at 25-50%. Also Pizza Hut and Red Lobster are both shit here. I think the Red Lobster almost went out of business just before COVID, but they got some of those gibs and probably just fired everyone to keep making the payment on the building. Parking lot is always empty. It's a military town that Hooters only lasted about 10 years in, so if that doesn't reflect how ownership affects this stuff, nothing will.

>>17439139
Have one of the OG ones here, guessing it's paid off. Still has decent traffic though, and the food isn't too bad. It's one of those 'see the sign, fuck it, I want some fried fish' joints where you know what you're getting. Not really any competition for that here. The other seafood joints that are popular don't focus on fried, they do the bucket boils.

>>17436091
In China, Pizza Hut is still considered somewhat up-scale. Tables, waiters in black shirts — It's an acceptable place to take a first date.

source: lived in beijing

>>17444980
what's the pizza like though?

>>17444779
It really doesn't.

>>17445341
then why the fuck is red lobster famous for their biscuits? obviously it matters.

>>17442722
Oh, a member of the aspirational elite... Tell me, Fuentes or Gomez or whatever your name is. How much debt are you in for that fancy college degree?

>>17444746
so basically you just wanted to be mad at people that buy ready-made baking mixes. congratulations on being a massive reddit faggot, no one is impressed with your baking skills.

>>17436070
Only $950 a month?

>>17436008
They might have been good at one point and some locations might be decent but the ones I live near have gone straight down the shitter in the past decade.

>>17445010
It's Asian pizza so it makes fairground concoctions look reasonable

>>17436008
people look down on anything that the plebs can access. that's literally all it is.

>>17436008
I hadn't been to the The Outback in like 15 years, and that place fuckings sucks compared to what I remember it being like.

>>17446016
Yes. This is why I look down on your mother. Well, that and that fact that she's on her knees most of the time.

>>17436325
You really triggered some of the yanks lol

>>17436091
No shit they used all fresh ingredients before the 2000s

>>17438205
>I timed my vacations to coincide with “endless shrimp” weeks because too many Canadians
What a coincidence, I would also time my vacations for endless shrimp week.
t. leaf

>>17444584
Tell me you don't know reading comprehension without actually saying it. Learn to read, pleb. Keep on shoveling fast food into your fat mouth

>>17445708
>Everything I don't like is reddit
Fucking electionfag, get the fuck out of here. Learn to bake too instead of relying on slop from Walmart. Sucks that you're not as good as other people doesn't it?

>>17436325
>t.chang

>>17443468
I only ironically add extra butter because I'm also a fucking retard that doesn't know what words mean.

>>17446894
>Learn to read, pleb

>>17438470
dietary cholesterol is meaningless

>>17447493
It’s not meaningless but you’re right, it’s not absorbed as cholesterol or even necessarily processed and stored as cholesterol

>>17436008
Would rather eat at my local pub

>>17438205
>>We don’t actually make the lobster from scratch; they grow in the ocean
Good post