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17435885 No.17435885 [Reply] [Original]

>oven fucks up, burns all the product
>"shit! we can't sell these, they're burnt!"
>marketing guy: "calm down, we call still sell this. they're not 'burnt', they're 'extra toasty'!"

what a scam.

>> No.17435889

>>17435885
They're good though.

>> No.17435902

>>17435889
They're not, you can't even taste the cheese flavoring, only bitter charcoal.

>> No.17435911

Not buying your product

>> No.17435924

>>17435911
i'm not cheezits but i respect your suspicion. 90% of this website is shilling anymore. fuck them for trying to sell burnt crackers.

>> No.17436011

>>17435885
You know people have been toasting their Cheez-Its in the oven to improve them for years right? They have even been posting about it on /ck/.

>> No.17436021

>>17435885
They'd have to commit to producing more bad batches instead of just writing off one bad batch. It would make no sense when you crunch the numbers, especially after factoring new packaging and promotion.

>> No.17436033

They're not as good as the white cheddar cheese-its.

>> No.17436042

>>17435885
fuck capitalism

>> No.17436088

>>17436011
>>17436021
bullshit

>> No.17436104
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17436104

>>17436021
No shit retard. OP is obviously just taking shit.
Autism is no joke fellas.

>> No.17436143

>>17436021
You are diagnosed Asperger's aren't you?

>> No.17436152

>>17435924
Nobody is getting paid to fucking sit on 4chan lol. But there are definitely bots

>> No.17436166

>>17436152
you're right, the useful idiots tend to do it for free.

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17436401

>>17435885
could be worse

>> No.17436416

i like the tabasco cheezits those things are good

>> No.17436534

>>17435885
i tried these and they were terrible. i only like cheddar jack and normal cheez its. also never get the 'extra cheesy' ones, those are just a bad salt flavor on top of normal cheez its.

>> No.17436633

>>17435885
If I remember right, there was a poll that got put online as to what new flavor of cheez-it people wanted and one of the larger requests for more of the burnt cheez-its that sometimes made through QA. Personally I always liked getting those, it was like finding the prize in a crackerjack box, so a whole box of them is actually pretty decent.

That said Cheese Nips beat Cheez-its any day of the week. Cheez-its are too greasy and don't have much of a crunch. Nips are a little saltier, too.

>> No.17436914

>>17436104
That's a funny looking chap.

>> No.17436916

>>17436914
That's big foot, not some chap.

>> No.17436920

>>17435902
imagine being this wrong

>> No.17436923

>>17436401
Damn you, Clumso! How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes!?

>> No.17436949

I remember when Hershey's put air bubbles in their chocolate and tried to market it as having a "lighter texture." What you're doing is selling less chocolate per kiss.

>> No.17437253

>>17435885
You have no clue what you're talking about. It's been one of the most requested things for a long time.

>> No.17437269

>>17436633
cheese nips are so much better than cheez it, cheez its dont have as good of a flavour and are even bitter sometimes

>> No.17437305

>>17436920
>>17437253
>t. Cheezits
re-calibrate your fuckin oven, dumbass.

>> No.17437323

>>17437305
We're going to make them even more burnt just for you, honey
No more standard cheezits. Only burnt and extra burnt.

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17437329

>>17437323
you wouldn't

>> No.17437339

>>17437323
Based, they should announce to the world that they're discontinuing the original on April 1st.

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17437490

>>17435885
All of you are a bunch of toddlers in the thread and it fucking shows. The real adults will be eating the superior cheese crackers.

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17437564

>>17435885
but the extra toasty cheeze-it'z in a regular pack were always the best ones
they're giving people what they want stop being a faggot

>> No.17437617

>>17436088
Whenever i have my smoker going i toss a box's worth in there. Makes them kino

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17437879

>>17436401
do they really expect people to think they made a woopsy?

>> No.17437900

the spicy cheezits used to be good but they fucked up the recipe years ago

>> No.17437957

I bought some Walmart brand chips ahoy because they were on sale at half the price of name brand. Turned out that they were overcooked and a bit brown/black on the bottom, but pretty tasty. Grabbed another pack a few weeks later while they weren't on sale, still a buck or so cheaper. The second pack was not overcooked and not as good.