/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ham sandwich

>>17431761
sausage

>>17431761
A polish man's cum

>>17431761
polish milkers

toads neck and eel anus soup

>>17431761
What cities are you visiting? Definatly try żurek, bigos, czerwony barszcz and kluski śląskie. Try different kind of meats like kabanos, sucha kiełbasa or polędwica sopocka. When it comes to sweets, I recomend pączki, racuchy, makowiec and faworki.

>>17431787
no all of this stuff is bad

Try placek po zbójnicku and the simplest Polish meal known to man - kotlet schabowy

rabbit testicle skewers with blended dogs scrotum dip

>>17431787
Just going to Warsaw a couple of days. I'd stay more but I have to work.

Thanks for the suggestions

cucumber sandwich with a side of fried horse tail and a glass of spoiled milk

>>17431775
>>17431802
>>17431825
have you heard the one about go for party with serbs? serb drive home to Serbia from party in your car!

>>17431831
you will not talk about serbija this way polish curr

>>17431816
I recommend these places then:
- Pyzy, flaki gorące
- Być może
- Aura
- Bar wieczorny
Oh, and check out one of the milk bars in Warsaw.

I don't know if it is a real Polish dish but I had a gigantic pork foot once and it was so fucking decadent and delicious

Bigos. But it should be stewed for at least a whole day by a Polish grandmother. It should have plenty of wild mushrooms and game meats, a dark brown color, and none of that sour flavor characteristic to sauerkraut. Served with fresh baked rye bread and butter.

>>17431761
all polish food tastes like salted beef even if it doesn't contain beef. if it doesn't, it tastes like milk. with a beefy aftertaste.

>>17431902
Good thing I like beef then

>>17431761
Seriously!!
- Golonka, best meat from a pig ever!!
- Zurek soup! Fermented rye soup. Holy shit I love Poland.

>>17431898
This guy knows his stuff

BAPTIZED IN FIRE 40:1

>>17431939
there's something about the almost jelly-like pieces of fat that goes down so well with vodka. been there three times, fourth time the coof fucked it all up but I still got my reservation waiting

>>17431956
You mean słonina? Yeah, we make these, but real experts in making them are Ukrainians, they've got tons of varieties of this shit (I think that's why Russians have this Ukrainian-pig meme).

>So I'm traveling to Poland in a few days
my condolences

>>17431891
>check out the milk bar
Don't mind if I do

>>17431994
Damn that's beautiful.

>>17432025
Kek, usually girls in milk bars are little older...

>>17432096
>>17431891
Wtf is a milk bar? Is it a place? I thought you were talking about some milk flavored bars like picrel

>>17431761
>A Pole talking to a Brit after the liberation of Warsaw, 1945 (colorized)

>>17432766
>karamell & keks

Golumpki.

do try Pyzy, if you can go to a "bar mleczny" in your area to get some of the most basic but delicious foods for the working class. strongly recommend kotlet devolay which is breaded chicken filled with butter and parsley with a side of boiled potato and some sauerkraut or shredded carrot on the side. especially with lemon. man i miss poland and their women.

also if you like milk flavored things try this ice cream it's delicious

>>17432766
Cheap diner for lower class. They became popular during commie times. Most of dishes (at least in the older times) used to be vegetarian and was made from dairy, hence the name.

>>17432774
It's not the Brits who liberated the Warsaw and when Red Army crossed the Vistula, there was no Warsaw at all...

>>17432859
Algida is Italian company, they don't sell Big Milks outside if Poland?

>>17431761
Pierogis

Make sure to try the local beer, especially (baltic) porter - it's dark and strong with coffe / chocolate aroma.

>>17432809
it's called golabki with polish letters i don't have on my keyboard but agreed. my grandmother makes the best ones, i'm visiting rn i'll tell her to make some tomorrow

>>17433712
>with polish letters
it's literally the same roman alphabet you dipshit

OP are you a glownigger getting there before Russia makes her move?

tripe soup

pickled goat pussy and onion stew with hard bread and tomato juice

>>17433716
i meant "ą" and "ł", are part of the roman alphabet?

And to think people give bongs shit, what the fuck are they eating in poland? All the food posted here looks like bait

>>17433861
if you want presentation go to Salt Bae's you faggotron

>>17433861
Because stuff posted aboce is comfy grandma food, not haute cuisine.

>>17433861
They eat for substance, not for how it tastes or smells, or looks for that matter.

>>17432766
Yes, you go there with your droogs. They serve milk plus vellocet, drenocrom, or synthemesc.

>>17431761
Go to a restaurant that serves old style Polish dishes, which consists of a lot of game meat, boar, pates, fruit reductions etc.

Pierogi are barely a Polish thing you dumbfucks, and I say this as someone who was raised and spent 10 years of my childhood there, I can count on the fingers of both hands the times I've had pierogi.

>>17434667
>spent 10 years of my childhood there
> I can count on the fingers of both hands the times I've had pierogi.
woah we got an anonymous internet expert on poland here and totally not a retarded larping turbofaggot

>>17431994
>You mean słonina?

He's talking about ham hocks usually served on boiled cabbage, called "golonka".

It's the 10/10 winter food with a decent beer and mustard.

>>17431831
every other serbian ive met has lacked morals unlike God fearing nation Poland

The best Polish food is made in Ukraine.

>>17434840
>The best Polish food is made in Ukraine.

Considering "Ukraine" has never existed on a map for the past 2,000 years of history for more than 40 years, you won't be surprised pic related is the peak of "Ukrainian" cuisine.

Is this stuff any good? It's called Czernina. Looks okay

>>17434915
it's literally on a map though. they speak their own language. like i said in other words all polish food is made better in ukraine.

>>17434915
is that ukha? actually looks bomb

>>17434968
>it's literally on a map though

Same as Iraq is on a map. Arbitrary lines drawn by a failing USSR and the country is falling apart with separatist republics and zero internal trust. Fuck off back to working your construction sire in Poland hohil.

>>17434915
since when is poached trout bad?

>>17434978
ukraine has actually been a defined country longer than poland LOL i can't tell if you're trolling or just a retarded polack

>>17434984
>This level of illiteracy

Lmao no:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzXoc8y2G0k

>>17435013
so you're a retarded polack

>>17435013
have you actually watched that video? it proves his point dipshit

>>17435016

Hohil pls.

>>17435029
whatever i am at least i'm not a retarded polack

>>17435028
You clearly haven't. "Ukraine" flashes for a brief few seconds somewhere around 1918 and after 1991.

Imagine the concept of your nation, people and borders being a complete historical fiction, lmao.

>>17435029
seriously though read a history book and visit ukraine if you want to eat better than what polacks can produce

>>17435036
Says the toilet plumber working in Poland or Canada...

>>17435037
i don't think you have seen the video. that's not what it shows at all. like i said ukraine has been a country longer than poland even in your gay fucking video.

>>17435043
>Ukraine
>History

>>17435046
what's wrong with plumbers? they make a lot of money for honest work. what do you do?

>>17435051
>Is completely delusional

Too many Krokodil hits? Killed off any remaining brain cells that Chernobyl didn't?

>>17435055
>ukraine
it's basically the most relevant country at this moment in history

>>17435068
nice pics polacks aren't just retarded but faggots too

>>17431900
>>17431931
These OP.
>>17433755
Yes they are. Just because English doesn't use them doesn't mean that they don't exist. As a matter of fact, Poland's use of the latin alphabet instead of the cyrillic one (like every other slavic language), which is better suited for common slavic phonemes, actually makes it a very difficult language to learn. TL;DR You a dummy and Poles don't even use the right alphabet.

carrot omelette with mackerel shavings server with a platter of garden clippings on toast

>>17435087
there are countries that use both alphabets like serbia which i don't understand

>>17431831
kek interslav bantz amuse me

milk and gravy soup with a squeeze of tomato, lemon and apple, traditionally server with fermented goats foreskin on flatbread

>>17434979
That's some kind of muddy lake fish that only Hohils would dare eat suspended in jelly

>>17435076
Arsh but true

>>17435125
looks like trout to me which is usual for ukha but bichki are basically mud fish and they are pretty dank fried up

>>17431769
He’s had plenty of that

>>17431761

What is the secret to making bigos? Every ingredient is delicious on its own, and it looks good in every video I see, but every time I try a recipe for it I end up with a pot of gross bullshit.

>>17435563
Marjoram.
That and dill are the backbone of Polish flavor.

>>17434667
Of course pierogi are one of most important dishes of polish cuisine. I've been eating them couple times a month since I was born. Spent time in Poland /= polish.

>>17434840
You don't make żurek, you don't make kluski śląskie, our barszcz is better than your borsch. Your meat shops offer wide range of doctor's sausage instead of proper meat. Case closed.

>>17435680
Thanks, I'll pick up some marjoram next time.

>>17435724
It has a flavor very similar to black tea, it will improve almost any savory dish. I personally use it to enhance saurkraut.

>>17435680
Huh, never have I eaten bigos with strong marjoram flavor.
>>17435563
Post recipes you've tried, maybe they're shit. And, to be honest, sauerkraut is backbone of bigos - maybe try fermenting your own.

>>17435783
If you search "bigos recipe" on YouTube, I've tried the top three or four. I've started making my own sauerkraut since the last time, so I'll try that. I'm thinking I used the wrong kind of mushrooms too.

>>17435511
Thanks for reminding me on buying a box of this. I fucking love it

>travelling for touristshit during pandemic
fuck you

>>17436430
When someone is vaccinated + booster, why would there be a problem? You can't step in a plane unless you're vaxxed dipshit

>>17435952
You should be using dried ceps.

>>17436517
It's clear the vax and boosters aren't 100% effective against new variants. The responsible thing is to stay home, moron. Wait until everything is guaranteed safe, instead of potentially being a disgusting disease spreader vermin like you are.

>>17436517
>being a vaxxcuck while also traveling the world
how do these people justify themselves

What did dog say?

>>17436517
Probably because it's a leaky vaccine.
Doesn't actually prevent infection.
Doesn't prevent transmission.
Actually encourages virus mutations.
>>17437037
2 more years.

>>17435717
>our barszcz is better than your borsch
LOL nice troll psheki polack borsch is the worst in all of europe

>>17437057
"sneed"