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17427006 No.17427006 [Reply] [Original]

Cheesecake is the worst dessert, if you bring this to any gatherings your a shitty person that shouldn't be invited again.

>> No.17427011

Depends on the type of cheesecake. I've had some that were actually good, but I agree that most are kinda shit.
I don't care enough to know the types, I just have autism.

>> No.17427012

>>17427006
It's no brownies or cinnamon rolls, but cheesecake is pretty stellar.

>> No.17427035

>>17427006
Try a cheesecake that uses ricotta or something similar instead of cream cheese. The texture and flavor are pretty different. I love ricotta cheesecake but don't really like the cream cheese version.

>> No.17427073

>>17427006
wrong

>> No.17427081

>>17427006
Thankfully you aren't invited to any gatherings so no one has to cater to your shitty tastes.

>> No.17427085
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>>17427006
German cheesecake is way more superior.

>> No.17427108
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>>17427006
They can bring it to my gatherings instead because cheesecake is awesome. When your list of RSVPers dwindles down to nothing, feel free to ask me if you can come to my party instead. I might take pity, so long as you bring a cheesecake of your own.

>> No.17427116

>>17427085
it looks the fucking SAME

>> No.17427170

>>17427006
>if you bring this to any gatherings
There's never any left to take home.

>> No.17427179

>>17427116
Then you are blind.

>> No.17427208

>>17427085
I might try that. My boyfriend always wants me to make him chocolate cheesecake for his birthday. Do you think that would work with chocolate? Or maybe compromise with a chocolate ganache on top?

>> No.17427231

>>17427208
Of course that would work with chocolate. Chocolate ganache on top would be okay too but don't be surprised if he's limp when you want to suck his cock that night.

>> No.17427657

>>17427006
If the cheesecake is flavored, it's good.
Perfect with a supple amount of eggnog to drink.

>> No.17427673

>>17427208
My personal favourite is with little apple pieces in it. My grandma always added chunks of chocolate dough. But personally I am no fan of ganach so I never use it so I can't judge if it works.

>> No.17427735
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>>17427006
>pic related
lol
Also even a vegan cheesecake always tends to taste... so heavy and gross.
Imagine a tres leche cake at least? Oh man that sounds amazing.

>> No.17428403

>>17427208
>My boyfriend

faggot

>> No.17428420

moron

>> No.17429451

kys

>> No.17429457

Keylime Pie is the ultimate dessert

>> No.17429640

>>17427006
>Cheesecake is the worst dessert, if you bring this to any gatherings your a shitty person that shouldn't be invited again
Wrong everyone at any get together has without exception loved my cheesecake

>> No.17429671

>>17427006
Yeah, that's people people have been eating it all over the world for literally hundreds of years, because it's the worst dessert ever.

>> No.17430060

>filtered by cheesecake
post skin color

>> No.17430069
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>>17430060
I am brownie and I love cheesecake.
Why do you have to bring your /pol/ shit everywhere inceltard?

>> No.17430072

>>17427006
As usual, OP is a faggot of immeasurable magnitude and his thirst for dick will never be sated

>> No.17430080

>>17430069
Weeb

>> No.17430081
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>>17429640
I hate your cheesecake

>> No.17430084

>>17430080
Incel

>> No.17430087

>>17427006
If you don't like it and are so petty, I wouldn't want to be invited back.

>> No.17430125
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17430125

>>17427006
ok, fine, but if you hate chocolate cheese cake with oreo crust you can't be human.

>> No.17430133

>>17427006
Thanks for explaining your nickname, Cheesecake.

>> No.17430134

>>17427208
chocolate with oreo crust?

>> No.17430146

>>17430069
you're not a person

>> No.17430341

>>17427208
tits or gtfo.

>> No.17430349
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>>17427006
I actually agree. Way too many calories to taste so mediocre.

What should I make for dessert this week? Made bread pudding last weekend but it's almost all gone

>> No.17430369

>>17427006
Cheesecake is amazing. Fuck you and your shitty, objectively wrong opinion.

>> No.17430498

I'd tell you to eat SHIT but that sort of thing is up you're alley. Dealing with a cream cheese shortage here.

>> No.17430515
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17430515

Cream cheese pound cake. The poor man’s cheesecake

>> No.17430567

>>17430349
Rice pudding or flan

>> No.17430578

>>17430515
Preach

>> No.17431378

>>17427006
I love cheesecake.

>> No.17431434
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>>17427006
Posting this again, its the best cheesecake.
Get filtered

>> No.17431440
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17431440

>>17430515
Mmmmm, delicious

>> No.17431444

>>17427006
Cheesecake is the best.

I still maintain its the same situation as cilantro. There has to be genetic tastelets involved here, because like 80% of people fucking love cheesecake and the remaining 20% can't even put it in their mouth

>> No.17431457
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17431457

>mogs all other desert

>> No.17431461

>>17427006
you know what, cheesecake is awesome, fuck you

>> No.17431500

>>17431444
Might have to do with shitty cheesecakes
I remember eating some seriously nasty cheesecake as a kid and it ruined the whole dessert for me for some years.
I remember it tasting sour but in a very unpleasant gag-inducing way.
I eventually tried another cake my mom made and it cured me but I had nightmares about that shitty cheesecake for years after. I can still recall the flavor now.

>> No.17431542

>>17427006
That's like your opinion dude

>> No.17431668

>>17427006
cheesecake is insanely delicious, OP this thread is in poor taste 0/10

>> No.17431745

>>17427006
okay
why?

>> No.17431847

>>17430125
No thanks, I dislike niggercheese mush. Too much HFCS from the Oreos with Luciferian sigils on the cookies.

>> No.17432110

>>17427006
>Bring cheesecake to work
>It gets obliterated within 30 minutes
Guess they just pretended to like it.

>> No.17432145

>>17427006
t. coping lactose intolerant faggot

>> No.17432148

>>17430349
you should make some cheesecake

>> No.17432197

>>17427006
>your a shitty person
opinion disregarded

>> No.17432204

>>17427735
Nigga, just drink some diet water and stfu.

>> No.17432445

>>17427006
Sounds like you have been eating American cheesecake. That no bake thoughtless grocery store shit. Real cheesecake is baked with love and golden brown top, perfectly cooked in a water bath.

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>>17427006
Ahhh... nope. This is worse.

>> No.17432469

>>17430125
Why are Americans obsessed with cooking with Brand™ processed shit (when they can be bothered to cook in the first place)?

>> No.17432683
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17432683

>>17432460
lime pie suck but ture key lime are top 5 pies

>> No.17432719

>>17427116
You'll find what actually matters is texture, mouthfeel and flavour, not appearance.

>> No.17432777
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I made a cheesecake (actually baked) for Valentine's day and it was great.

>> No.17433183
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>>17427006
>never had it before
>use this dipshits recipe
>took forever and tasted like shit
is store bought better?

>> No.17433256

I agree with you OP if you’re going to take cheesecake to a gathering you might as just save your time and bring a tub of Ben and jerrys instead

>> No.17433336

>>17430349
that pic has has weak jawline energy

>> No.17433382

>>17427006
Why are yuropooreans like this?

>> No.17433404

>>17433183
that faggot has zero good recipes dont cook his shit. ur better off taking a recipe off of food network or going to the library and getting a cook book

>> No.17433541

>>17427006
you typed fruitcake wrong

>> No.17433703

No offense but anyone who dislikes cheesecake (any style) or pies or cobblers can go get butt fucked by hobos in a dumpster.

>> No.17433739

>>17432719
>texture
>mouthfeel
it means the fucking SAME

>> No.17433798

>>17427006
You have disgustingly shit taste.

>> No.17433803

>>17430125
oreos are disgusting

>> No.17433954

>>17430125
>oreo
It is you sir, who is the subhuman.

>> No.17434035

>>17432460
>>17432683
YOU TAKE THAT BACK I LOVE KEY LIME PIE

>> No.17434040

>>17430125
oreo is ok but chocolate on chocolate is disgusting

>> No.17434375

Chocolate cheesecake or NY-Style with ganache on top?

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>>17427006
I don't like 95% of sweets but I like cheesecake, if someone brought cheesecake I would be happy