/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17430972
Pouring the brine from potted meat down the front of your son's speedos.

I like pineapple pizza.

>>17430982
hope russia nukes sweden

>>17431039
I hope you learn to hate black people too.

>>17430972

>>17430972
>spend 4 hours making stock
>recette says strain out the vegetables/bones
>put colander in sink like usual
>strain out the vegetables/bones
>remember I'm not making pasta
I was cooking for a girl I liked

972
...humpty dumpty

>>17431041
jews are far worse

>>17430972
you... broke... my grill?!

>>17431013

Beautiful, rustic, laxative. Gorgeous.

>>17431076
Oh no I've done that. Hated myself but tried to salvage using fake broth

>>17431084
kek I don't remember where I saved it from. Post image from the same patio.

>>17431093
it was a funny doug reference man...

>>17430972
>nnnooo, not le heckin overprice eggerino...!!!

>>17431076
Bruh.

>>17431244
MAESTRE

>>17430972
>grilling with dad and uncles
>grill master for the day
>mishandle chop
>fall through grill straight onto coals
>uncles and dad boo me and tell me to hand over the tongs
>mfw

>>17431411
I've eaten things that fell on the coals before, sad part is it was just ground beef, not even worth saving the pennies.

>>17431076
>Here's your boiled bones, babe

>>17431411
Based

>>17431411
>boof me*
I'm gay btw

>>17431076
fuuuuck i did that once. maybe twice. maybe more

>>17431039
>ewww banana on pizza! Nuke from orbit! XDDD
Ok, redditor

>>17430982
SOUL

>>17430982
Banana isnt too bad in taste but its consistency doesnt fit. Kiwi or pineapple is better

Skimmed milk in a cup of tea

>>17431244

>>17431143
>Doug
damn i aint seen that shit in a minute might go watch a couple episodes just for the fuck of it. funny they had a character named Skeeter kek

>>17431586
stop being this way.
just stop it.

>>17430972
is this one of those stroke pictures? I can't tell wtf is happening here.

>>17431426
you know that people grill straight on the coals right? you do know that?

>>17431937
No they don't, that's retarded. Grilling is an American tradition, no one else cooked with fire before Christopher Columbus.

>>17431983
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=grilling+steak+on+coals

>>17432046
Fake and gay, any true Patriot knows Christopher Columbus stole the secret of fire from the Queen and rescued all those poor retarded pre-Columbus savages from their flameless lives.

>>17431056
Wtf am I looking here?

>>17432591
looks like candy corn on a digiorno

>>17432623
Is it really a digiorno tho

>>17431076
This made me laugh, I was once literally one second away from doing the same thing and as I started to tip the pot my brain went WAITAMINUTETHATISNOTRIGHT

>>17431013
10/10 would make me sick again

>>17430972
I'm Bri'ish and my family is American.

One day my wife made a pasta bolognese that used taco beef instead of Italian style beef.

I was the only one who liked it.

>>17431846
Looks like an exploded deep fryer. First instinct is someone tried to deep fry a frozen turkey/chicken, which caused the fryer to go supernova

>>17430972
washing packaged meats

>>17431846
>>17432723
It's a grill you retards. You faggots aren't allowed to cook anymore.

>>17432751
Too small to be a grill.

>>17430972
>Buying a $500 miniature grill
>It's super fragile and shatters into a million piece
>this happens because the stand is poor quality and allwos it to fall right out
many such cases

>>17431244
MAESTER

>>17432765
it's just one of those ceramic charcoal grills for people who like cooking with charcoal but for some reason don't want to use a functionally identical 30$ metal charcoal grill.

>>17433483
Poorlets disgust me desu.
>REEEE WHY ARE YOU BUYING GOOD PRICY THING WHEN YOU CANT GET CHINESE CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT INSTEAD?

>>17433492
it's okay dad I don't think any less of you for spending 2000$ on a meme grill

>>17433483
>>17433492
>2022
>still using a grill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>17431076
I never strain pasta with a colander so I've never had this issue. I just use the lid to keep the pasta in while I dump the water. Makes sense though. I'm sorry that happened, must've been so frustrating.

>>17432744
no way anyone is washing packaged ham

>>17431076
Ouch. I felt that.

I once bought some some leftover beef shank pieces that were mostly bone for a broth from a butcher, but only once I got home did I realize that he charged me like for actually good quality beef shank meat.

It still hurts bros.

>>17432744
Washing any meat is retarded

>>17433563
>>17433772
last week my brother and his family were at my house, his wife told us she wanted to cook for us and make some fried rice the next day, so she prepared the ingredients beforehand like the rice, veggies and meat, etc. I noticed she took a big package of ham and started washing it, I asked her why and she told me it's to clean it from the brine or water or whatever that coats the ham when it comes packaged like that, I really didn't understand her. anyway, her fried rice wasn't that good and I couldn't taste the ham at all and I thought it was because she washed it, but I was wrong, yesterday I was looking around my fridge and saw a bag full of something, it was the ham, she didn't use it, and it was already smelly and spoiled because she didn't close the bag correctly when she put it back, I gave it to some stray cats.

>>17431586
>i don't like it because its MUSHY

>>17433835
If ham spoils faster because the bag was open you need to clean your fridge ASAP

>>17433956
Based

>>17433958
yes, I was in fact about to clean my fridge, I was looking around it first to see what I need or what is no longer useful since it was a huge mess after my brother and his family left, and that's when I found the bag of ham. fridge is now clean and full of new food

>>17433772
Correct although for clear-broth soups you should blanche the meat to remove the foam stuff that will otherwise float to the top of your broth.

>>17434002
>and that's when I found the bag of ham

>>17433492
at least that cheap chinese piece of shit won't smash to smithereens when it falls over

white "people" can't cook huh
this thread proves it

>>17430982
Ahh yes. The banana and pineapple chud pizza.

>>17434619
France would like to have a word

>>17434615
lol

>>17434615
This reminds me of Bill's countertop spaghetti.

>>17434792
Interesting that the more aryan the country the shittier the food. Wheras the cuisines that are regarded as good are all southern euro (aka less white). Im not saying that’s necessarily the truth, ive heard hungarian food is good.

>>17435073
>less white
Wat ?

>>17431076
kek I did something like that to my explosively angry father as a kid once because he gave me some vague instruction to throw the bones out and I had no idea what he was making. At least the squirrels and racoons got a good meal out of it when I dumped the whole pot behind some bushes.

>>17430972
Once in a while, I'll put ramen noodles on a few uncooked tortillas, and eat them like little ramen burritos.

>>17431013

>>17432646
well it's not delivery, is it?

>>17433492
Metal doesn't heat fracture, so I prefer the one that won't crack because I filled it with literal fire as it is intended for. Expensive does not mean better, jew footrest.

>>17435147
Italians aren’t white, giuseppie.

>>17433835
Who the fuck puts ham in fried rice? fucking gwailo go home

>>17435257
>PFK
Canada. Government forcing businesses to change their names not for copywrite, but to make it more agreeable with the native tongue. The limp-dicks have a lower death-count than European fascists but are definitely more extremist.

>>17435782
Quebec being asses about not letting immigrants and EOPs shit on their culture and language is literally the singular based thing in this entire country. Either learn french or get the fuck out.

>>17435782
>>17436599
you two should meet up and fuck

>>17430972
>post only the worst culinary crimes
Every time, every damn time I get a spicy buffalo chicken sandwich from Arbies its COVERED in sauce to the point where it drips all over the place and the meat slides out of the buns

>>17433492
i understand hating poorfags but i literally cannot stop going for a "good deal"
neighbor was about to throw out their weber... i took it FOR FREE and sandblasted/powdercoated it at my shop.
kvetch everytime I see these meme egg grills even thought I could buy hunnid of them over without any concern
...charcoal is charcoal bro....

>>17435663
not even a bug and i was wtfing... HAM? not a single chingaloo bug fairing restaurant ive been to has never served pork that way

>>17433515
>>17434064
>>17435362
Lol holy shit seethe more.
>muh meme expensive goy reeeeee
Okay zoomie.

>>17438414
If I'm a zoomer than you're not even a thought in your absentee father's brain.
Overpaying for meme garbage just because some eceleb said it's good is ultimate zoomer behavior.

I built my grill out of plate steel, I don't need a retarded clay pot.

>>17432706
That actually sounds good. Once had a group lamb with taco seasoning sandwich in Iceland.