/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17405853
Transwoman scat, piss and cum.

99 bananas and teriyaki sauce

>>17405853
>Sourz raspberry
>Some liqourice flavored alcohol like pernod
>Maybe add some bacardi razz
>Top with something like a hard seltzer or lime breezer if you want it even sweeter

My buddy freshman year bought one of those plastic tubs for storing shit in the basement. and used it to make a jungle juice fountain. Dumped a 1:1 mix of bottled juice and booze in and people dunked their cups as the party went on. You'd be surprised how many people can fit in one dorm. Just don't add fireball. It doesn't matter what else you add after that, it will just taste like cinnamon farts.

>>17406700
I know you said you're tired of juice and vodka but this is what the freshman normies love and they will love you my friend.

Apple Sourz, Absolut vanilla and Sprite.

>>17405853
>pink gin
>lemonade
>strawberry daiquiri mix

>>17405853
>1 punch bowl
>1 bottle of Everclear
>Fill the rest with gatorade flavour of your choice, I recommend pepino-limon
You're welcome

>>17405853
just make jungle juice ez. all you need is clear liquor, hi-c, and sprite and/or ginger ale.

>>17409323
Jungle juice also has the added effect of making girls think you're classy if you slice up a few fruits and let them float around in it. Always a solid go-to for parties.

I forget the exact recipe, but for when there would be ladies at the party who would complain about the usual vile swill I had a cheap solution. It was half four loko gold, and half some kind of sweet red or rosé carlo rossi. Paisano maybe?

On ice it tasted like some kind of pure deliciousness without a hint of alcohol despite being over 10%.

>>17407867
>I recommend pepino-limon
Based.

>>17407867
>pepino-limon
my favorite gatorade but it’s divisive, a lot of people think it’s shit. i’d go with something like lemon lime or fruit punch flavor.

>>17405853
That's a bit specific, but you can't go wrong with Screwdriver. Fresh, light, and you can throw 'em back no problem. Gets you there in no time flat.

>>17407798
This is great, I love that. Pretty easy to prepare in a big jug as well and just ask the host to have a bunch of sprite ready in the fridge
>>17407832
This sounds delish too. I'll might swap lemonade with limoncello to get the abv up a bit. I'm gonna go shopping tomorrow and try stuff out.
>>17407867
That sounds like a great way to get shit faced. A bit too close to the Kool Aid and vod stuff, but I'm also a cucumber lime enjoyer so it passes
>>17409365
Wine and beer just seems like a cursed combo. Might just buy a small bottle and a can to see for myself

>>17406700
yeah this is literally what jungle juice is for, lubricating college aged kids.
Everclear and 151 and whatever you and your ghetto ass friends put in it.

Mix together:
-6-8 of those frozen cans of lemonade/limeaid concentrate
-30 rack of light beer
-1 handle of vodka
-6-12 12oz cans of plain seltzer

>>17405853
Cyanide and kool aid

mad dog 2020 blue raspberry

>>17405853
absinthe served traditionally with a single sugar cube dissolved with drops of cold tap water. to imbibe in it is like no other experience; perfect for your little social soiree

>>17405853
The cheapest vodka you can find + frozen canned limeade or apple jim beam and apple cider

>>17409335
yes nothing says classy like cut fruit floating around in a tupperware tub full of booze in some dorm room that smells like armpit and fabreeze

>>17405853
Just add anything to this and it will literally taste like soda. Kinda dangerous but I think it's what you are asking for

>>17411590
I know you've never been close enough to sniff a girls armpits like you dream of frog poster, but yes minimal effort is generally appreciated.

>>17411548
>>17411548
this made me unironically laugh out loud. i can just imagine some autistic /ck/ sperg showing up to a college party with a fucking bottle of absinthe and sugar cubes

>>17405853
Rum Punch
>ice
>couple bottles each white and dark rum
>equal parts orange juice, pineapple juice
>juice of as many limes as you can afford
>enough grenadine to turn the punch pink
wa la

>>17411611
sorry desu i forgot to say that college girls are fucking retarded for thinking that, i didnt mean to poke fun at your post, i am being genuine here.

>>17411590
what the fuck made you think college parties were classy?

>>17411644
>college
>class
>youre there to learn
pretty simple, moron

>>17411623
>my mfw when making rum punch

>>17411648
Not him but I kinda appreciate this dad joke anon

>>17411644
because im retarded

>>17411648
you son of a bitch, you actually made me laugh

it's a dorm party, 99% of people that age are just trying to get drunk. don't spend effort preparing something for people who don't care and are going to vomit it up 2 hours later anyways.
if you really wanna share your love of good drinks with somebody just talk to people at the party and size them up and see if you can find someone who appreciates good liquor. there's not many of them at that age but they exist

>>17411653
>my my face when when

>>17411684
yes

>>17411694
>yes