/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>buu huu dont put kids sauce on kids food buu huu

>>17403462
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

Not anymore ya don't

>>17403462
I heard in Chicago if you get found with ketchup on your hot dog you are captured and turned into hot dogs

>>17403462
You don't put ketchup on a hotdog because the relish is already sweet. Chicago dog is actually perfect ingredient wise.

>>17403462
Midwest people live in their containment zone. They can have their own meaningless "rules" Nobody outside of the midwest gives a solitary fuck about the opinion of some 80iq midwest fat fuck

Imagine gatekeeping hot dogs

>>17403501
you are delusional

Joe Mantegna is based.

>>17403514
They had to type it out to convince themselves of their own delusions. You see this kind of thing a lot from them.

>>17403497
This is actually true.

>>17403462
>Eat one hot dog and bun
>400-500 calories
How do people do it? I eat 3 dogs and I'm almost at my TDEE for the entire day. Add in a small soda and I hit 1500 and that's it, no more food.

>>17403521
Some people move around throughout the day.

>>17403534
I walk an hour a day outside but yeah otherwise I don't move at all
my TDEE is like 1500-1800 calories. I've recently gotten kinda overweight (manlet at 5'8" and hit 160lbs recently), so I'm doing intermittent fasting and limiting my daily caloric (and sugar/carb) intake. Hoping to hit 140 again.

>>17403521
most people have jobs instead of playing vidya and browsing imageboards all day

>>17403462
No.

>>17403550
that sounds horrifying. Actually working? I couldn't imagine it. I'll assume they own their own company or are self employed, right? Nobody would just...work to make someone else a lot of money and then take home a bare percentage, right?

>>17403501
>>17403497
Ok so back when I was a larval eurofag I saw a bunch of American movies and TV shows set in Chicago.
Why are there no new movies set there? Can't think of any in the last 20 years. Is it the new Detroit?

>>17403543
You are at the perfect starting point to achieve body type you want.

>>17403567
The only body I want is not to be fat, working out is disgusting and tiresome. I figured if I eat 1500-1800 calories a day, limit carbs and sugars heavily and walk an hour a day outside it should work, right? I've never like, had to lose weight before. I'm nearing 30 now. Its just unusual for me.

>>17403543
140?!
That's starvation tier

>>17403564
It's far from Detroit level but It's been downhill since the Daley's left.

>>17403543
Remind me never to be a manley

>>17403576
Huh? I'm only 5'8". 5'8" and 140lbs is a BMI of 21.3, and normal weight is 18.5–24.9
Right now i'm 160lbs and my BMI is 24.3, which is virtually on the brink of overweight.
Also, I have a lot of tummy fat.
>>17403580
It sucks, it really does. Nothing I can do about it though.

>>17403564
All the tv shows seem to be set there lately…

>>17403576
How fat are you?

>>17403585
No shit, I can name about 30 movies from the past 10 years also.

>>17403543
Do you have any muscle mass at all?

>>17403599
165lbs, 5'10
The idea of dropping 25 lbs my weight seemed like a lot, even for 2 inches dropping.

>>17403585
Which ones? Namedrop some stuff.

>>17403608
Somewhat? I don't look like a blob or some skin and bones, but I definitely don't have rippling muscles. I recently had to help carry a ~250lbs washing machine up three flights of stairs and I did fine.
>>17403610
Must be a different body type, also, 5'8" and 5'10" is a night-and-day difference. I know someone who is 130lbs and 6'2" and comfortable as he is.

>>17403610
>178cm, 75kg
I hope you work out. You're getting close to the point of no return.
If your weight in kg is higher than the number of cm you are over one metre, you're automatically fat (extreme /fit/fags excluded).

>>17403462
Yeah, I love putting ketchup on my hotdogs

>>17403612
Ever hear of Chicago PD?

>>17403462
Sick of being told by some pseudo-masculine faggot what I can and can't put on my food. Being a man entails doing things your own way, taking ownership; I'll put tomato sauce on a hot dog if I want to, and I'll fuck your wife too.

>>17403656
I literally haven't, but it is apparently being broadcast on an obscure cable channel.
It did remind me Chicago Fire is broadcast late at night on the channel that hosts terrible singing competitions.

>>17403615
Washing machines aren't close to that heavy unloaded.

>>17403761
You're right, it was probably like 200lbs.

>>17403764
Can weigh, did you fill it with water first retard?

>>17403773
nah man it was a big thing for washing a lot of towels and stuff, since a friend grooms dogs and needs a super heavy load washer.

>>17403543
What the fuck? I am 5'8 and 185. How hard is it to go the gym and lift some weights 3 days a week? Why the fuck would you want to weigh the same weight as a woman?

>>17403650
This is just upsetting.

>>17403669
you will NOT eat steak above blue rare!!!
you will NOT break spaghetti before boiling it!!
you will NOT chill any wine for any reason!!
you will NOT double dip the chip!!
you will NOT base chili on a mirepoix!
you will NOT eat without a knife and fork!!
you will NOT eat pasta without a fork and spoon!!
you will NOT put beans in chili!
you will NOT make tacos from ground beef!
you will NOT cook burgers under well-done
you will NOT disobey the 500 rules of eating with chopsticks!!
you will NOT eat without a napkin on your lap
you will NOT put ice in whiskey!!
you will NOT inhale cigars!!
you will NOT drink instant coffee!!
you will NOT put sugar or cream in coffee!!


TRUST ME!! IM A BIG BOY WHO KNOWS HOW TO BE A REAL MAN!!

>>17403689
>on the channel that hosts terrible singing competitions
Thats basically every American channel now. Singing competitions, propaganda news, sports, and soap operas

>>17404052
Gym?
I live in a town of 600 people in northern Canada.
What's a gym?
I like to have a healthy normal weight and for my height that's 140lbs. As long as my body is healthy I have zero use for muscles. What would I do with them? Nothing.

>>17403462
All that shit would just spill out as soon as you bit into it.

>>17403497
>I heard in Chicago if you get found with _____ you are captured and turned into hot dogs

insert just about anything in that sentence and it's still true

>>17404052
You're fat bro

>>17403501
>some 80iq midwest fat fuck
Coastal subhuman urbanites once again too stupid to even read a graph.

>>17403534
>>17403550
Ironically, the majority of these working people who move around during the day are still fucking fat as shit because they overeat.

>>17404320
this clown doesnt even use his whetstone on his own teeth

>>17404314
>What's a gym

>>17404385
Why are southerners so dumb? Generations of inbreeding is my guess.

>>17404403
ahhh the simpsons

>>17404418
google a black population density map

>>17404052
Don't have a gym in my village. Even if we would I'm too socially anxious to go to one :)

>>17404070
Soyjacks are usually posted by underage drooling retards but yeah getting upset about these """rules""" is fucking stupid.

>>17404070
How can you have chili without beans?

>>17403462
Imo the classic Chicago dog with all the fixins is actually terrible due to how watery every bite is because of the relish, pickles, peppers, tomato etc. It's more like a hot dog salad on a bun.
t. chicagoan

>>17404314
A small population has small support network potential, so you need your own strength more than a person in a large city does.

>>17404855
Nah, despite high population and density, people in cities are atomized since everyone flocks to the city from everywhere else. You are surrounded by 100-500 strangers at all times who wouldn't lift a finger to help you since they're in the same boat. In a small town, you know everyone and will have friends that are willing to help you out in a pinch.

>>17403462
Not a big ketchup fan but this mentality in the pic is for faggots who need to compensate for the emptiness of their lives.

>>17404867
Precisely, its pretty great. I know most people in the town on at least a first name basis. The Kendricks will always come over to help with my furnace in winter, and I happily shovel snow for them.

>>17403564
Chiraq went off the rails hard in the 1980s. It was bad before then, but it’s 3rd world now.

>>17403576
I’m 5’7 and sub-130, kek

>>17404809
It's simple, anon. Chili with beans is an entree and chili without beans is a topping.

>>17403564
Justice league

>PINEAPPLE on a PIZZA?! YUCK!!!
God just shut the fuck up and let me enjoy my 'za

>>17405106
Why can't you do anything right?
Pic related is the only way you should ever eat pizza.

Everyone here saying chicago is getting worse doesn’t live here. It’s gentrifying at a slower rate than other cities, but it is still continuing to happen just the same. Downtown is populated exclusively with ferrari-driving chinese people. Some less affluent areas that existed on the north side just ten years ago are no longer there. Meanwhile, the south side is the part of the city that is driving the apparent drop in the overall population. I’m just saying that people who don’t live here don’t really know what’s actually been happening around here in recent years.

>>17403521
Who enforces this limit? Does your government enforce it? What happens if you break the calorie laws in your nanny state? Prison? Re-education camps?

>>17404385
you can't make this shit up

>>17403462
>COLLECTORS EDITION

>>17405653
This can't be real

>>17405578
I figured everyone there wakes up with a gun in their hand and starts firing immediately until its time for bed again

>>17404385
>Vt. #3
>ND #3

ok

>>17403462
ketchup + relish tastes like childhood, kinda like a pb&j.

>>17405739
You must be from Mississippi so I'll explain it for you: both states tied for third place.

>>17403462
>ketchup
>mustard
>relish
>sauerkraut
>bacon
>chili
>cheese
>crispy onion
>raw onion
together these make a very good dog

>>17405605
Me and my determination.

>>17403564
It got forgotten a little. Which is good. ALl the hipsters and conservative retards stay in their containment cities in NY, CA, and TX. Sane people live in Chicago.

>>17404418
Literally dumb southern whites so angry they lost they tank their own infrastructure to spite blacks. Stupid poor white southerners has been a thing since the 1800s

I do too and I'm from Chicago. But I still prefer chicago style.

>>17406115
Must be all those white people in Ethiopia and Zimbabwe keeping the country poor, eh?

>>17403521
Imagine being this uptight, puckering starfish

Hormel chili, Nathen's hot dogs on a potato roll with cheese wiz

>>17406158
gtfo with your canned shit

>>17403462
The whole KETCHUP = BAD meme is retarded but this takes the cake. If ketchup is made for anything it's fucking hot dogs.

>>17403462
Anyone who likes ketchup is a tastelet

>>17406204
Not him but I have a really nice coney sauce recipe I use instead of Hormel c& stuff. I can't go back to Hormel now

>>17406204
Shitty dry roll, no cheese?

*squirt*
WHAOAH
*SCHLURP*
DIS GUY OVER HERE BUTTIN KETCHUP ON HIS DAWG!
WISE GUY
LITTLE BOY
*SPITS*
GET THIS BOZO OUTTA HERE

AHH SOME REAL FOOD
*EATS A HOTDOG WITH MICROWAVED CANNED CHILI*

>>17404385
This is an old map because now mississippi is smarter than us louisiniansnans

>>17406264
Scumbags bought all the Martins on sale so I had to get Old Tyme. They're awful.
>>17406256
Here's what I used:
2 cups water
1⁄4 teaspoon black pepper
2 teaspoons dried onion flakes
1⁄2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon oregano
1 tablespoon paprika
2 teaspoons chili powder
2 teaspoons cumin
1⁄2 teaspoon ground cloves
1 teaspoon salt

>>17406279
sounds cheap making subpar chili for dogs

>>17406311
it's not chili retard, it's sauce. stick to your ketchup and hot pockets.

chicken and wafle chips are better than sour crean and onion

>>17406324
NOT Chili? Sauce?
WHY BOTHER?

friendly reminder to /ck/ that it's very easy to get to heaven. watch this if you want to be 100% sure of going to heaven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOv_kvk4M8&t=1s&ab_channel=BaptistBiblePreaching

Culture wars are stupid.

>>17406279
Mine:
1 lb lean ground beef (less than or equal to 20% fat)

2 cups water

2 tablespoons corn masa (optional)

1 tablespoon paprika (smoked or unsmoked)

2 teaspoons cumin

2 teaspoons onion powder (or blend two to three cubic inches of onion)

1 teaspoon chili powder

1 teaspoon oregano

1 teaspoon salt

1/2 teaspoon cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon chocolate powder (dutch or natural)

1/4 teaspoon cayenne

1/4 teaspoon black pepper

1/8 teaspoon ground cloves (or the crushed bud from 1/2 teaspoon of whole cloves)

---

combine beef, water, and spices in a stock pot

bring to a simmer on medium-low heat

simmer around one hour, stirring occasionally

near the end of the cooking process, add corn masa if using

REMINDER:
Chicago will screech about ketchup, but drop down on their knees and suck dick like a desperate crack-whore for “Heinz Chicago Dog Sauce”.

>>17403582
t. guy who put his height and weight into a BMI calculator once.

>>17406521
calculate yours then loser
https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
the world is tuned to "fat acceptance" and that being 40lbs overweight is the new "normal" and "natural"
your view is warped and skewed by fatties trying to justify their sixth twinkie in a day

>>17403501
Nice let's keep it that way

>>17404418
blacks are concentrated in the south

>>17403521
Increase your TDEE with some basic exercise. Just a couple push-ups in the morning everyday.

>>17404418
Look at the skin color overlay next.

>>17406616
Being obese is not an acceptable thing outside of the US, Mexico, Saudi Arabia, and a few European countries. Everyone else views being slightly overweight as gross like they should. There are countries where a lot of people are but nobody thinks its ok.

>>17406204
why the fuck is it so brown like diarrhea why don't you use any beans at all wtf?

>>17403462
garlic

>>17406513
okay what is this real lol

>>17403462
That's a sausage, in which case ketchup would taste terrible on it. Sausage in bun should never have ketchup, hotdogs should.

>>17403650
Me taking a piss when I have kidney stones

>>17404385
Having recently spent an eternity in Minneapolis I'm calling total and complete bullshit.

>>17405730
You think CA is dropping mathematics from the grad requirement to help brown people? Consider the combo of school funding being tied to pass rates and you can see why dumbing shit down is getting popular in the more colorful areas. However you'd need to wade into /pol/ for more on that dumpster fire.

>>17403564
It was a world-class city. Now it's notorious for its murders. It's a crumbling, nog war zone but still better than Detroit. Pic related is its lesbian commie mayor.

>>17403543
Wtf I'm also this height but I weigh almost 200, go to the fucking gym

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZ_fakwSwc

>>17403650

I hate those upside-down squeeze bottles so fucking much.

>>17407454
What movie is that from?

>>17407383
>t. bioleninism

>>17403462
>Bob Schwartz
Is that the pen name of Yogurt?

>>17407493
Dirty Harry

>>17407383
She looks like she was dropped on her head as a kid. Remember kids, If she can be mayor, you can do anything!

>>17406017
Sane people? It's the murder capital of the US, you are lorded over by Democrats, and it is INFESTED with niggers

>>17404378
Cope. I have played soccer and baseball my whole life and have a body I like. More importantly, I have a body my wife likes

>>17404494
>socially anxious

I don't talk to anyone at the gym. Airpods for music. Takes an hour to complete. Health benefits are both physical and mental. Stop making excuses faggot

>>17408098
Sounds like you (and vice versa) picked a real winner lol

>>17407006
I agree. That's why I want to lose 15-20lbs and feel a lot more comfortable.
>>17407430
You're fat.

>>17403462
>here's your fuckin' hotdog
>we tossed every extra condiment we could find on it
>it's got a whole cucumber and jalapenos, and like 3/4 inch thick tomato slices, mustard, perhaps even mayo, relish, sauerkraut, diced onions and pickles, everything
>don't put fucking ketchup on it though, eww, gross.

>>17404320
This. The Chicago Dog looks more like a sub than a hot dog, and the only way I can seeit working is if it was served on sub bread rather than a typical hot dog bun

>>17403521
Most people don't feel full from calories and sugars but quantity and fats.

>>17408168
Oils and sugars and carbs leave you feeling hungry again. Meat and veg and fat fill you up good and leave you feeling full.

>>17405653
Jesus look at number 3 here and then go to >>17404385
What state is that?

>>17408219
a wh*te one clearly

>>17408125
He is probably built like me - muscular legs and back - broad shoulders. 5'8 is not an ideal height generally speaking but fuck I would kill myself if I was 5'8 and skin and bones.

>>17408133
fat fucks from the midwest always pride themselves on making food as unhealthy and fattening as possible. America gets a lot of shit and dumb stereotypes from seething ignorant european peasants, but damn I have to give them midwesterners are a fucking embarrasment

>>17408293

>>17404418
Hookworm

>>17403543
Stop eating hotdogs and drinking soda you absolute muppet.

>>17408308
I like a good dog once a week and a small San Pellegrino lemon soda.

>>17403521
Becoming an adult is realizing that the bun sucks anyway and just eating 2 hot dogs with grilled cabbage because cabbage is fucking incredible

>>17408437
A toasted bun with cheese melted onto it is too good though. Then a dog and some homemade chili. mmm...

>>17403462
this is a thing? thought everyone put ketchup on hotdogs

>>17403462
I don't trust books that use Arial Round, that's the MySpace font

>>17403643
>180cms
>74kg
Should I still feel fat? Because I still have man tits and a belly.

>>17404331
I heard in Chicago if you get found, you are captured and turned into hot dogs.

>>17404385
Wait a second that looks suspiciously like a black population density map....but that can't be true, Dr. Goldberg told me race wasn't real in my Intro to Sociology course

>>17408600
It's just in Chicago. They got trolled by Heinz into doing it, then got so butt-blasted Heinz was forced to apologize for making them all look like fucking morons.

>>17404070
>you will NOT put beans in chili
That one's actually the dumbest, most faggoty white person thing ever. Beans (and mince) in chili is the Mexican variation. Pic related, while good, is actually a totally Anglo thing, in no way "authentic".

>>17408797
whats all that shit next to the hotdog?

>>17405730
It's 100% real, and you can easily vet it your self by looking up state SAT/ACT rankings (a very good proxy for IQ) and cross-referencing it with Census data on race and ethnicity. It's why you never see the W.-era meme comparing red/blue state divisions with IQ and welfare dependancy anymore.

>>17408814
Sport peppers, dill spear, celery salt, tomato slice, mustard, neon relish, and diced onion. It's actually really, really good. In truth, Chicago dogs, Coneys, half smokes and a lot of other hot dog types really don't need ketchup, but I can't see getting so rectally annihilated by it. I think it actually has to do with the fact that its origins are English and used to be associated with WASPs, whereas all the Old Country traditions serve sausages with mustard.

>>17408836
Well, damn, that actually does sound delicious. Thanks for answering.

>>17403462
>2022
>not putting ketchup on a hot dog