/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17399314
I'm american and that image alone gave me terminal cancer.

>>17399314
All these over the top foods are just gimmicks to create a 20% or less food cost shock value food hiding the fact that all the ingredients are subpar and wouldn't hold up on their own.

>>17399314
Ribs are one of the few things you cunts do right and you ruin it with this

>>17399314
A European challenger approaches.

>>17399314
disgusting, american, fat, grease

>>17399401
appealing, european, flavorful, satisfying

>>17399401
most european thing there is the french dip. It looks like someone made an american box.

>>17399314
>>17399401
I will eat both of these things.

>>17399358
Wanna try that sentence again buddy?

>>17399401
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>17399314
>Cook has to carefully fold it up
>Guest has to carefully fold it down to be able to eat it all together, rather than one by one

>>17399401
There's no way this is from Europe. Buffalo wings, philly cheesesteak, a burger and chilli cheese fries. It's all american food. I'm guessing the white sauce is ranch

>>17399449
But these munchy boxes are a European thing. The style of food inside is irrelevant. Europeans eat them.

>>17399353
Good I hope you fucking die a horrible painful death for using this shitty awful joke in 2022.

>>17400069
Found the cancer patient

>>17400064
Not just munchy boxes, but utter garbage piles of mutty drunken sloppa like kapsalon exist on the continent.

>>17400057
It's from a European restaurant. Cope.

>>17400014
>zero reading comprehension

Honestly I usually feel like it's germans or something that bitches about american food

>>17400057
>NNNOOOO ONLY US AMERICANS EAT CHICKEN WINGS, BURGERS AND PUT BEEF AND CHEESE ON FRIES

>>17400264
Serving American food…

Look scrumptious though

>>17399401
There is too much actual food in that box for it to be European. Every single munchy box I've ever seen is 90% soggy fries. Typically with some mystery kebab meat, and curry sauce. Very European cuisine.

>>17400486
>zero writing comprehension
try to use less jargon next time, Ahmad.

>>17400945
I think you're just honestly a retard, his sntence was easily comprehensible without a lick of unnecessary language. You're just a no reads faggot. DYER?

>>17399314
would eat the fucc outta dat, but that sauce ain't got no molasses

>>17400945
>jargon
like what? "subpar"? How about "gimmick"...those ARE hard words, you're right. Give it up, the sentence makes perfect sense; you're just not as smart as you think.

>>17399314
>Europeeney
kek

>>17399314
The Garbage Plate. It's a cherished culinary masterpiece from Rochester, NY.

>>17399314
Skyline Chili. It's "chili" (meatsauce), pre-shredded cheese, and onions on top of spaghetti.

>>17399314

This one is from Canada. Best enjoyed while wearing a Canadian tuxedo and watching the Leafs get blown out by Boston. I also suggest ketchup in addition to the ketchup chips.

>>17400584
This but unironically

This one would also turn over the stomach of the unsuspecting Europoor. It's called tuna noodle casserole and it's just as mediocre as it sounds.

>>17401609
We could go with deep fried Twinkies instead of donuts for a more "round people from square states" look.

I found this one amusing.

>>17401626
Or we could go with a honey butter chicken biscuit if the state fair isn't your thing.

>>17400678
"American" food is all European in origin anyway.
What, you think people weren't frying potato chips as soon as they were brought back from the new world in the 17th century? Or that noone ever ate ground beef between two pieces of bread? Fried chicken was a Scottish delicacy before Buffalo was even a place.

deep fried butter

>>17402796
that's just french food

Don't worry, fellow Europeans, Russia is here to protect you! I'm sure this Russian pizza will turn away the evil American invader!

Begone, burger!

The power of Christ compels you!

>>17399314
what the fuck is wrong with amerisharts, every meal is a competition to pack in as much salt, sugar, and fat as possible

>>17403028
You’re right. Everything you see on the internet, movies, and tv is america. Just like how all the goat farmers and retarded non English speakers and the hordes of immigrants is what I picture your shithole as. Definitely reality, don’t question it.

>>17403049
kek muttoid got butthurt

>>17399401
>dry as fuck bread
id rather just eat the salad thanks

>>17402369
Okay. But all the food in that "munchy box" is cooked and prepared in the American style. If the europoopoos are so good at food that they invented all those things, why was the food in the box not prepared in a way that is native to europe? No need to reply to me because we already know the answer

>>17403475
we can tell its from europe because of the salad

>>17399401
https://www.opentable.co.th/r/down-the-hatch-antigua-street-edinburgh
https://www.downthehatchcafe.com/
scottish restaurant run by a canadian, hence the confusion

>>17403054
The thing on the left looks like it was born in a lab

>>17401629
I’ll take some tater gems plz

>>17400930
>European cuisine
No such thing

>>17402369
>Fried chicken was a Scottish delicacy before Buffalo was even a place.
The Scotts got it from Muslim missionaries from North Africa in like the 7th century

>ITT things that would kill a Europeeney just by looking at it.

>>17402369
>American" food is all European in origin
> you think people weren't frying potato chips as soon as they were brought back from the new world in the 17th century
The absolute state of european "intellect"

>>17403889

>>17403889
lol at the way he holds it, like a fucking baby butterfly hahaha

>>17403889
>>17403930
why do trumptard pretend theyre not gay when they cant go 5 seconds without looking at a man's face?

>>17403940
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>17399401
As an American, I'm ashamed every time I'm reminded that munchy boxes exist and that I've never come across an American equivalent. I'd fucking love to be able to buy a huge pile of pizza and doner and fried shit and I can't believe that my fellow Americans continue to let themselves be outdone by Scotland.

>>17401025
>>17401561
nta but explain what the fuck "20% or less food cost shock value food" means, I'll fucking wait

>>17403889
>gold and black Trump portrait glock
For the one black man who voted for him.

>>17404449
Are you joking? "20% or less food cost" = the food costs 20% less because there is less in there, or it's lower quality food. "shock food" = food that looks crazy for shock value. Jesus, you people blow my mind with you stupidity.

>>17400069
Lol. low t-cell count faggot. Get fucked.

>>17399314
Pulled pork bbq parfait