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Anonymous Tue Feb 8 17:31:26 2022 No.17400111 [Reply] [Original]

>mfw 11h cook time on a garlic honey pulled pork stinking up the adjacent 2 floors in my condo building

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 17:44:03 2022 No.17400178 >>17400111 I would LITERALLY call the police if I smelled food cooking in the dead of night. It's disturbance of peace.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 17:45:06 2022 No.17400184 >>17400178 Do you have a history of waking up to the smell of food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 17:46:52 2022 No.17400194 File: 26 KB, 540x504, 1644228534896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400178 Cooking ends at precisely 10pm. Call the cops, I will invite them and show them my creation. There is nothing you can do about it .

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 17:47:36 2022 No.17400199 >>17400178 the police would laugh in your face and maybe rape you after turning off their body cams for being for insufferable

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 17:52:16 2022 No.17400234 File: 350 KB, 500x500, 1625521556387.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >condo yikes

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 19:21:10 2022 No.17400669 >>17400111 Heh, I'm broth anon who posted broth three days in a row. It cooked like 72 hours, my windows fogged up

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 19:30:21 2022 No.17400707 >>17400111 >condo Im sorry for your impoverished situation anon. I hope it improves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 19:42:00 2022 No.17400744 File: 24 KB, 258x364, 1623654325324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400194 >letting the fuzz see your illegal snake collection Anon, I know this is a jokepost but don't get out of hand here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 19:42:23 2022 No.17400745 File: 450 KB, 1493x1237, 1641684206088.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17400184 I'm not that guy, but my roomie makes nasty ass fried food for breakfast every morning. Shit makes me wake up. Coffee does the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 19:50:42 2022 No.17400780 I fail to see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 20:59:56 2022 No.17401068 >>17400744 Where do you live that snakes are illegal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 21:03:48 2022 No.17401096 >>17401068 I'd wager Australia

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 21:47:20 2022 No.17401330 >>17401096 They’ve got a million of them. Fairly certain the wild snakes are free to keep

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 8 21:51:04 2022 No.17401349 >>17400745 Imagine being such a sensitive little butt boy

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 04:44:13 2022 No.17402663 >>17401349 You can't control waking up dingdong, it's not a value judgement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 04:50:10 2022 No.17402674 >>17402663 Maybe you can't, loser.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 06:16:31 2022 No.17402887 >>17400111 excellent trips, zoomjap