/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17389173
I'll take a burger and a side of REDDIT!!

>>17389257
Meds. Now!

>>17389173
I like the idea of it because my burger autism requires very specific ingredient stacking and visualizing it is very appreciated, but the execution is almost unreadable

>>17389266

>>17389266
Are you infering I need to be medicated to put up with ops autism?

>>17389173
I actually really like that menu style, haven't seen one like that before. Also the burgers sound good with most of them not sounding ridiculously over the top, and for me? It would be either the black and bleu on pretzel bun or surf n turf on brioche

>>17389173
Actually that is pretty good

>walk into restaurant
>this is the menu

What do you do?

>>17389273
I don't know what was more upsetting, the photo or the text defending it. Also no one slaying pussy is getting pussy slayer tattooed on them

>>17389292

Forgot pic

>>17389173
All American or texas 2 step

>>17389273
Reddit wasn’t always like this. It used to be a place of unfiltered free space instead of bottomless positivity.

>>17389293
>don't know what was more upsetting
I'm upset that it was obvious bait

>>17389273
Thats a balding man

>>17389292
To be fair those menus are probably huge also who the fuck eats ”le cool burgers” except families? If i were a kid i would love this stuff. Its like the mazes they used to have on the tablets in mcdonalds

>>17389296
Why are women so fucking full of themselves
I would order what sounded good and write a review that their menu needs to have more pictures of the fucking food and less of the pretentious cartoonized owner.

>>17389173
balsamic chicken hold the mint - pretzel bun
sweet potato fries
and a slider sampler with crispy pickles

>>17389300
>bottomless positivity
Can't stand ppl that live in a delusion fairy land

>>17389273
>Mylittlecumdumpster
The mental fortitude it takea for these "people" to not kill themselves when yhey look in the mirror is incredible .

>>17389322
>The mental fortitude it takea for these "people" to not kill themselves when yhey look in the mirror is incredible
I say the same exact thing about most 4chan users

>>17389305

Have sex

>>17389326

>>17389326
Difference is we’re well aware of what undesirable pieces of shit we are and more or less accept it
They are either delusional or in denial

>>17389329
Seriously

>>17389173
that's vile

>>17389303
Holy shit, I think you're right. That's even worse

>>17389329
Bend over

>>17389292
>no photos
leave

What it'll it be gents?

>>17389384
imagining receiving this choked scattergun bs and being asked what i want to drink before my ass is even in the seat and i'm making myself angry

>>17389402

>ordering anything other than water
Found the fatty

>>17389173
>Have "hangover burger"
>Text is nauseating

>>17389273
I’d almost be convinced this was bitingly satirical sardonicism, but there are just enough genuinely mindbroken by progressivism that I can’t be completely sure the person who wrote this was being serious.

>>17389426

>text is nauseating

Look at this ECW ass menu

>>17389296
This is clearly a graphic design piece trying to Emulate Bill Graham made by someone in Art School for a class. It's a solid B+, but they probably got rejected from RISD and will always remember that as they etch out an increasingly miserable life of little settlings until they die and their kids don't know what to do with all moms old pictures.

>>17389433
For a vegetarian restaurant the text really invokes blood. I want to visit India it legitimately seems like a place that outdoes America in the balance of crazy individualism and collective insanity.

>>17389433
I'll have the Fun 'N' Food Spl. Pizza, please.

When they give up on their clever names for dishes

>>17389477

Who hurt you anon?

>>17389384
holy shit.

>>17389303
Yeah that’s a man for sure. Adolf start the trains back up

>>17389173
Well?

>>17389530
I'll take one white hot rape please.

Yeah let me get uhhh

>>17389561
Always knew my eyes were gonna go sometime, both my parents have needed readers since their 40s

>Waitress hands you this

>>17389305
What indicates this is a portrayal of the owner?

>>17389422
Fuck you I'm a drunk not a fatty

>>17389622
Only women emulate the style of Bill Graham

>>17389635
I don't know who that is but it sounds like your saying the artist is a woman. This doesn't imply the restaurant is even owned by a woman let alone that that picture is a portrayal of the owner. Is there connections im not making cause Idk dick about art?

>>17389173
Triple Threat looks good, actually.

Why?

>>17389530
I’ll take a Big Black T-Boner please. I know it’s what Big Sexy Kevin Nash himself would have ordered

>>17389657
Fucking cereal bars.

>>17389647
Most of them sound good yeah.

>>17389296
>>17389292
I do a 360 and walk away

>>17389643
This is littered with references to Americana that should make it obviously a school project to anyone. Lucky Strike is a Bowling Alley chain, there is a quote from the Big Lebowski on it, the food is a menagearie of Southern-California-Inspired dishes with random price points and the artistic style is meant to invoke the 60s rock posters of Bill Graham who was a famous rock poster artist in Psychedelic Era San Francisco.

>>17389657
Feels like something that would be popular in smaller cities in the Midwest where people never stop eating wheat as their primary calories

>>17389530
Seen this a million times but always gets a giggle
Also I will have a Filet-O-Fuck, medium rare and be quick with it or I’ll turn this restaurant into a back ally in that white hot summer of 92

>>17389308
It’s bizarre and cultish and I don’t understand it.

>>17389506
That is more than fine with me. I can’t stand it when a restaurant gives every single thing on the menu a dumb little name that you have to say to the waiter and cringe.

>>17389384
>>17389657
This shit is dumb. Who the fuck would want to sit there and attempt to decipher this abortion that is probably nothing more than shit on toast anyways. Dumb. As. Fuck.

>>17389273
Does the tattoos she getting in the photo say AIDS DICK?

>>17389173
I ain't reading that shit, I'd go somewhere else.

>>17389384
>SOUPS (ask for full menu)
theres already 55 options how the hell do they have this many soups

>>17389273
/pol/dditors will sit here and whine about this, but “she” is probably the best they’ll ever do when it comes to getting laid. They’d bang “her” then brag on /pol/ddit about how their nofap combined with daily “lifting” (their moms 5lb jogging weights) and T supplements has lead them to scoring with a 9/10 tradwife who will bear their children.

>>17389657
genuinely want to smack the shit out of whoever wasted their time with this ineligible bullshit

>>17389402
>>17389525
>>17389753
>>17389789


Holy shit there's actually more

>>17389173
test

>>17389384
>>17389816
rather eat here than most places to tell the truth
bet they actually have pride in their weird shit food

>>17389824
most of that stuff is guaranteed to be frozen and reheated

>>17389837
I stand by my post regardless

>>17389173
I've been here in FoCo, they have good burgers

>>17389816
How can they offer so much stuff? I don't get it

>>17389843
everything is frozen, premade, cheaply sourced, and old.

>>17389865
Where is this place?

>>17389843

There's like 8 pages just like that in the full menu holy shit

>>17389809
Rent free holy shit

>>17389384
Mmmm I’ll take N22 Indianboy

>>17389816
>Mo’ Jemima
>stuffed bacon mac’n cheese pancakes
Mammy Jemima be rollin in her grave ohhh lawdy

>>17389384
>>17389816
At least the cooks practice safe sex apparently

>>17389727
As an American the big lebowski is the only thing you said in all of that that I recognize. There is nowhere in the world I want to know less about than southern California, and no subject less interesting than hippies and what they got up while they ruined America.

>>17389296
>menu has tacos, fondue and sushi
I would not be eating there

>>17389296
>Women-owned business

>>17390040
>Hates Hippies
>Hates Nixon
So what do you like? How do you entertain yourself? What do you eat?

>>17389506
This is a pretty typical strip mall mexican restaurant menu.

>>17389811

You won't do shit but hold up my line now tell me what you're gonna order

>>17390198
Why would anyone do this? It is completely unreadable. Very confusing to customers, I'd never spend money in a shithole like this

>>17390266

Sir I'm trying to run a business here either order something or get out

>>17389530
KWARB

>>17390138
I have no opinion on Nixon. I cook, I build shit/help buddies with their projects, and I restore and modify cars/trucks. I'm just gonna have to take your word on this subject is my point.

>>17390284
Your business fucking sucks. No wonder you don't sell anything, you can't read the fucking menu.

>>17390284
LOL date shake for date rape? Got those special sleepy time ingredients?

>>17389173
I actually really like this menu (other than FRESH BEEF and MORE BEEF and BEEF ITS FRESH) its a lot clearer than others and i can better decide what i want

I appreciate transparency

>>17390516
Jumbo Pepsi please

>>17390343
I really can't escape gay fanfiction on this site can I?

>>17390516
This reminds me of an artic circle (I think) where the pictures of the food actually looked like someone let the food sit in their garage for a few days mist them to get them all soggy and took a picture with the first iPhone, the burgers weren't great but were way better then the fucking menu depicted. Also I remember ordering burgers in a bag where they made 10 sliders and just tossed them in this little bag so they got all mixed up while you moved it around, I checked their website but I couldn't find no such menu item.

>>17390400

Is this fresh enough for you?

>>17390198
they went out of their way to be shitters with this one didn't they

>>17390564

Braums has an item called bag o burgers

>>17390710
I checked through artic circles website but only a few locations had the burger bag

>>17389384
fried guac
just keep it coming, I'll let you know when I've had enough

>>17389273
what books should i be reading?

>>17389384
>>17389816
Holy schizophrenia Batman!

>>17389300
They murdered the reddit cofounder who wanted it to be free so they could sell out to big corpo. Real sad, we could have been sister sites instead of mortal enemies.

>>17390789
cool it with the antisemitism, bro
He just killed himself. Things just happen, okay

>>17390752

I dont think I've ever had that

>>17389300
>>17389308
>>17390789
4chan could never have anything but an antagonistic relationship with Reddit based on the way the two websites work. Upvotes and karma are the antithesis of 4chan's anonymous posting system.

>>17390882
We're not really anonymous because of trips and (you) farming is the same as likes.

>>17389816
Krakatoa has lava on it.

>>17390887
go back faggot

>>17389296
>>17389384
>>17389433
>>17389506
>>17389530
>>17389561
>>17389657
>>17389816
>>17390198
>>17390284
>>17390392
>>17390516
>>17390569
>>17390579
I giggled like a madman at all of those, thank u for making me laugh

>>17390516

Strawberry is the only logical choice

>>17389296
I'd go bowling. As an art object, it's pretty, but as an offering of food choices, it's incoherent.

>>17390023

Why

>>17389273
good bait until the last sentence. Almost made it

This pizza place I've been to has a menu like a 90's spyware website, the design just makes me ignore half the options because they look too much like sidebar ads.

>>17391082
I saw the bald spot up top and thought "Hmm... smells like 4chin."

>>17391181

This reminds me of the late 90s/early 2000s cartoonetwork website

>>17391181
>cash only
based fuck the government

>>17389561

>>17391181

Best pizza is in Denton TX

>>17391181
>cash only
oh fuck off cunt

>>17389322
and that's why they are winning and (You) are losing

>>17391181
This is the least offensive so far, it's fairly easy to read.

kettle chip nachos, beef added and a double black & bleu burger with no chipotle ketchup because that makes NO fuccking sense on a black and bleu burger. actually what the fuck?

>>17390198
if ISIS or antifa wants to drive a truck bomb into this store you won't hear any complaining from me

>>17389883
it was like a 20x20 room in a mall in new york. i'm still pretty sure it was "art" instead of a restaurant

>>17390564
>I checked their website but I couldn't find no such menu item.
A lot of restaurants don't update their websites

>>17390726
smaller regional chains have locations with different menus. There's a sub chain near me that has a location in a town that is mostly closed down in the winter and they offer tacos and italian food because they're the only restaurant open.

>>17391390
who the hell still uses cards in current year+7

>>17390900
Fuck you he's right
Faggots farming for (you)s are the same fucking thing as faggots farming for upvote and all either practice does is circulate cancer

>>17391479
Farming for (you)s is more analagous to farming for downvotes.

>>17391351
>>17391390

The duality of man

>>17391440
>who the hell still uses cards in current year+7
Yeah good question. Ever heard of Apple Pay, chud?

>>17390726

What was it

>>17389173
Cute but dumb

>>17389273
>female hands definitely typed this
>"mod out"
>nevermind

>>17389173
It's eye cancer but I like it.

>>17389530
OH NO NO NO NO WOLFIE SAVE US!!!!

>>17389173
I like it

>>17389506
>Mexican food is only good when prepared and served hot.
Fuck you, Pedro. I love cold soft tacos from the Bell.

>>17391755

Poor little gringo

>>17389384
I love how they use the "ethnic" fonts for shit like jewboy and jihadboy

>>17389384
i dont think its food the specialize in.

>>17389257
Burgers have been around before reddit was even a thing you man-child.

we should do a thread where somebody with photoshop and /ck/ designs a menu. would be fun.

>>17391896
And the citizens of Hamburg rejoice.

>>17389506
>>17390194
This
Mexican places always have a generic long list of numbered "combos".
Is there a reason to do this? Because I figure it would just be easier to list the items and say pick 2 and have a flat rate

>>17391952
the illegals who work there can understand a number more easily than specifics

>>17391181
Menu design is awful but their pizza is great. Satch2 is better but the waffles are a fuckin dumb idea.

>>17390569
Okay, as a graphic designer I know exactly what happened there. The menu was made with that lettuce having the opacity probably around 30-50%. Usually black text works fine

The person at the print shop likely has a different art program, and just input it without checking for issues like this. I would get so many files where something that was supposed to be transparent ended up not in the slightest. And the dude at the print shop just dumped it in and hit print.

>>17389273
thats a woman

>>17389657
This image fills me with unspeakable rage.

>>17389433

Oh My God!!!

>>17389477
>>17389727
It's a real chain location and current menu offerings show that it most likely is a real menu as well.

>>17391052
It's from a stand up comic. I think it's Patton Oswalt.

this is the most retarded menu ever.
it is an italian small chsain of fast food that spells english word like they are pronounced in italian, see pic related. I stopped going there because of this, it's just pathetic with some bizarre/cringe side effects (cheeseburger becoming "Cisburgher")
too bad because they hve some good food even tho it is a bit overpriced, but they have donkey meat burgers that are really tasty

>>17390887
>this voluntary system whose real purpose is to easily identify retards for filtering is exactly the same as a mandatory account to post
Get a trip. Or go back.

>>17389477
wtf is the name of the place? also who the fuck makes a blue cheese cheeseburger

>>17389257
based

>>17391896
wace mixing qwuinge

>>17391952
there's a place near me that's like that

>>17390516
watch out the diet pepsi is just regular pepsi

>>17391336
Yup agree completely on that one, first thought

>>17390887
almost, however you farming is slightly different to likes, in that negative and positive attention are identical to the (you) farmer

>>17389173
I like it

takes a few seconds to get used to, but its great being able to easily mentally visualise it

>>17389296
>a restaurant that sells
>sushi, taco, sliders and also grilled meat

menu aside, is this normal? shouldnt they focus on one only?

>>17389296
I'm outta there.

>>17389384
Looks like a popup ad I'd see in 1998

>>17389257
I'd take the Surf 'n Turf with nothing on it

>>17389433
>Momos

>>17391952
One of the local Mexican places does that.

>>17389757
adDICKted probably

>>17393201

That looks pretty good
Here's my favorite Mexican spot near me

>>17389384
>>17389816
Pain

>>17389173
i don't see what's wrong with it. tells you everything you need to know about each burger.

>>17389816
>the petes

>>17389433
"yes sir i will have one slice of the *checks menu* chink pizza please

>>17390789
swartz died 7 years after reddit was sold to conde nast ya dingus

>>17389273
>Little

>>17389173
i like it. how are the burgs

>>17389384
Autistic menu but googled the place and the food looks fantastic.

>ITT: literal autists triggered by menus
lol holy shit

>>17394249
Have fun standing in line while the people ahead of you take twice as long as they normally would.

>>17394255
I think the only fonts they didn't use was wingdings.

>>17394255
>Timmy's SUPER AWESOME "IT'S A PICNIC IN A SANDWICH" SANDWICH!!!
>ACHAARI MURGH!!!
>SPAM AND KIMCHI!

>>17394274
>getting assblown over spam & kimchi
Spam is good. Kimchi is good.

Gonna grab some snacks. What do you faggots want?

>>17394293
>fake menu obviously on a table

>>17394293
This will never fail to make me laugh.

There was a Chinese food place on my way to work that printed their entire fucking menu on the side of a massive backlit sign on the side of their building for some reason.

>>17394329
Haha imagine having to reprint all that after a storm.

>>17394329
Seems smart to me. Let those indecisive roundeye faggots stand outside instead of blocking the line.
>you take too long! Go outside!

>>17389477
underrated post

>>17394293
Myth of bacon and ass burrito please.

>>17392147
>noooooo that's a .PNG it's supposed to have 30% transparency!!!!!
>HAHA PRINTER GO BRRRRRRR

test

>>17394255

Is this an end credits?

>>17391383
Soul

>>17392147
>sending literally anything but a flattened png or pdf to a discount print shop
The guy who owns the place probably doesn't even know what a vector is.

>>17389173
I see this image in menu-autism threads all the time.
What, exactly, is so bad about it?
It not only lists it the burger components but also shows the order of assembly.

>>17394855
I don’t see how it could possibly reach an end customer, but I don’t know shit about commercial printing.
>print shop doesn’t give a proof/sample of print for inspection/approval to the guy who ordered it
>print shop employee doesn’t bother to check if what’s being printed is legible
>restaurant owner apparently didn’t look or give a shit and actually uses the shitty menus
It’s like nobody gave a fuck.

>>17394857
nigga assembly doesn't matter - yes it has the name of the burgers and ingredients, but listed in a ridiculous format that makes it difficult to read without spending extra time on it compared to if it was written normally

>>17394873
>difficult to read without spending extra time
Please tell me you’re being facetious.

>>17391546
No sorry I have sex regularly

>>17389322
that's why it's on xer back anon, xe can't see it

>>17395252
>implying xhey don’t regularly wear spaghetti-strap tops showing all of those tattoos because body-positivity
You have a lot to learn about xhem, anon.

>>17389809
good post

>>17389530

>>17395306
>>>/asp/
Go back, and take your failed meme forcing attempt with you.

>>17389173
That menu isn't terrible. It allows me to easily identify by color the one burger that doesn't have any fucking vegetables on it.

>>17389273
>SOYBOYS
>MOD OUT

>>17389296
pork ribs and mac n cheese with truffle oil
>>17389384
lamb grill and fried goat cheese, side of orange jews
>>17389433
fried veggie momokuns and a couple patties, waiter's preference
>>17389506
special lunch diez
>>17389657
uh, jsesus christ this is the physical form of stroke posting. Bananarama with pumpkin spice milk, topped with white chocolate chips, jam toast, and some apple juice
>>17390198
wtf dude, caramel macchiato with coconut milk and.... kahlua?
>>17390284
sorbet and fuck off
>>17390516
small lemonade
>>17390569
aracini balls, never had em. fuck salads
>>17391181
medium pepperoni with traces of gluten and a virus scan plz
>>17394255
huh.. spam and kimchi with some malt vinegar shoestring fries - and another virus scan
>>17394888
checked SPUDNIK and a thin mint shake

>>17389816
>the petes
>more petes

>Anon, look at the grocery leaflet and tell me what I should get

>>17389273
>if this were a man tattooing “pussy slayer”… would you react the same way?
lol holy shit you’re fucking right I would. In fact I’d laugh even harder.

>>17395778
>Yard meat
Yard pimp

>>17395778
I like to take two harvest friends and make a pork brosnan sandwich.

>>17393550
>>17393201
based, this is my favorite restaurant

>>17395842
fucking

>>17395850
and their printed menu

>>17395778
I love Apple Cabin

>>17389173
I'll take a triple threat

>>17389273
I don't know whether the fact that people here cannot understand that is obvious satire is more of an indictment of reddit or 4chan

>>17394329
there's a lot of
>n with x
>n with y
>n with z
on chinese menus i honestly wonder why they don't just list everything they have and what dishes you can have them in but then i remembered both people who make chinese and buy it aren't smart in the slightest.

>>17390882
sister sites in the sense of bantz and shitposting
very sad too, because reddit's design would make it a great tool for advice

has been and always will be a disaster

>>17395913
>Obvious satire
>Mod out.

It's not satire you dumbfuck.

>>17389816
>All right class, you can have ONE cheat sheet for the final exam

>>17396213

Lmao

>>17390887
(you) farmers are different then upvotes and downvotes and trips on this site are looked down upon in all but the cases where they are actually needed.

>>17393201
Ah, the based korean/japanese menu style I've seen around Mexico. They usually have those slides on the window so you can see what they have and how much it is before even walking in, good shit except they usually have descriptions like "meat stew" "spicy meat stew" "vegetable stew" multiple times without any details.

>>17390916
Same anon I actually had a good thirty second belly laugh at a few of these menus


funniest thing ive seen so far this year

>>17389384
>>17389816
Thats pretty incredible.

>>17395903
Started off okay, but got more and more incoherent as the page went on.

>>17396514
This one always gets me.

>>17389384
Lmao it looks like one of those poorly designed webpages back in the day.

>>17389657
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jonmichaelpoff/menus-crappy-design?origin=thum

>>17396197
I looked it up and it was posted on Cringetopia, a sub that makes fun of left wing cringe

>>17396734
this is great

>>17395903
>or cottage cheese

what in the flyover state hell is this

>>17389173
That's not too bad, a bit faggoty, but the ingredients beings one line only really helps it's readability while still being stylized

>>17396514
Captain Beefheart sounds like it's actually good.

>>17396734
Number 5 and 7 aren't that bad.

>>17389296
>tacos
>sushi
>fondue
It's Babu's restaurant from Seinfeld!

>>17389816
Anyone else start hearing MIDI just now?

>>17390882
Tourist niggers are starting to undo that...

>>17394293
w-whats the important shit?

>>17389384
what the frick

>>17396879
>1589301481253.jpg
/jp/ is the fucking last board I would take up on for a place people enjoying lurking/posting on beyond autists who cannot tolerate identity but obsess over the identity of people who like topical things they dislike .
t. autist

>>17390516
>diet pepsi is pepsi made thinner with the free transform-tool

>>17394022
swartz was a dingus, should've focused more on one or the other thing. he'd of made a better thief imo, reddit could never have existed for all it's worth.

>>17396193
It's funny.
I actually ate here for the first time tonight a few hours ago, and I remember thinking how shitty the menu layout was.

I opted for a pickle as the side, and had no idea it would be a dick sized full ass cucumber. I thought when he asked me if I wanted my order cut in 1/2 or 1/4 he was implying my sandwich. I think he meant the pickle. The sandwich is alright would eat again. Menu is retarded.

>>17396514
this is literally the worst one
it's like i'm reading a brochure to join the military

>>17397119
>I opted for a pickled cucumber on the side, to my shock it was an entire pickled cucumber aside my ordered sandwich!
>I thought, when asked regarding my order at the sandwich store, they were referencing said pickle, not the sandwich order! Who knew?!
>menu is retarded

>>17397182
Did you even read it, you fucking retard

>>17397182
>it's like i'm reading a brochure to join the military
because you're a retard and thought it was true?

>>17397186

American reading comprehension lads.

>>17397212
how so, dumbass?

>>17397221
The retard was implying that the wagie was asking him about his pickle. Not his sandwich. As subway doesn't cut sandwiches unless they are giant.

>>17397228
I thought you were talking about /my/ reading comprehension... maybe I am the dumbass after all

>>17397119
i posted it because i work there. the menu lets down what we sell so badly i can't take it anymore. our work used to consist of being so fast to make your order we'll 'wow the customer' we'll have the sammich in your hands before you're finished paying, and the menu being basic played a very big part in that. it's objectively shit. nobody reads the menu and order wrong in ways we're not traditionally trained to handle. today i cant give anyone quick service anymore. the order-taking software matches mine across the country; excluding hardware specs, it's very slow. currently it takes ten seconds to register a combo in front of a customer at the point of sale. this bug has existed for a year or longer since programming is clearly outsourced to india and they won't fix it. it's very embarrassing and time-wasting and corrupting of our brand. the POS is alos feature-less to the point its unusable with any regular customer interaction. it takes literally 30 steps to change a phone order from delivery order to a pickup order. the newest menu it's pure hell to navigate at this point, there are too many options, too many menus, too many combos, too many prices. our new team members have a really hard time figuring it out. on top of that i just have to just wait until the order is printed to start making it, because the customer has a way higher chance of changing their mind for what they want after it was printed than i do making it pre-2016 style, when the giants menu debuted and fucked everything up forever [pic related-fuck this menu] i can't do what i loved doing anymore and working here just sucks now. jimmy sold shares and left the company, now what you have left is running on air.

whatever you ordered that night i guarantee it was easier to order than you had to say it. just say, example, "9 combo no onion quarter pickle," we fuck with that minimal language and encourage it, nobody does it anymore. it makes me sad cus im still mentally equipped to do it.

>>17397281
do you get many complaints about pickles being too large and not cut into halves/quarters etc?

>>17397291
pickles have always been huge in size and we want to sell you the whole pickle to get the profit on the pickle and not just the spear. fun fact if you order 'a pickle' that's the default; it's a pickle cut in half. you have to say 'quartered pickle' or 'whole pickle' to order them that way. there are no other cuts you will not get them any other way.
admin fact: not a single person ever, i mean EVER has called me to complain about a pickle cut being wrong.
if the pickle was cut or not it's still a pickle, so no, i'm not replacing shit if your pickle was cut different than requested.

>>17389173
I mean it's not that bad but it makes reading it take longer than necessary.

>>17397357
>>17397119

>>17389604
It's a signal anon, go for it!

>>17395778
>>17395870

>>17397405
mum always brought the orange hopefuls

>>17397418
>when it's double coupon day on peanut loaf

>>17397364

>>17397119 anon here.

It wasn't that big of a deal. I used my car butter knife to cut the pickle into small shreds (as well as third the sandwich) in the best buy parking lot...I felt strange eating outside of the JJs,

>>17389273
Based mods
She did nothing wrong. her body, her choice

>>17395850
>>17395857

This looks great
Whats the problem?

>there's a concept?

>>17389273
>"This is the new world now. Deal with it"
No.

>>17389384
holy shit how do you even read that

>>17389843
either what other anon said, or they don't even have 90% of what's in menu and only cook stuff that is ordered most.

>>17389173
WHOA!

>17395679
Nobody cares retard.

>>17389332

>>17389384
>only 17 dessert options
pathetic

>>17389433
>he doesn't want to order from the Mortal Kombat Font Menu.
Pathetic.

>>17389530
oh no wolfcuck in shambles

>>17391181
>cash only
nigga if I have to pay tax so you do cunt

>>17394293
The i kill u platter and a suicide pill incase the platter doesn't work.

>>17395318
>asp
oh no anon

>>17396734

>buzzfeed
Cringe

>>17395679
She's so soft and fluffy! I wanna hug her.

>>17395778
I wish men would call me yard meat as they pass me around in a backyard grilling and gangbang event.

>>17397988

With a magnifying glass available at the gift shop

>>17398062
where do you think they got all the pics in thread from?

Yeah let me get the turd on a bun

>>17397240
And then John was a zombie.

>>17394285
I don't care about the content, I care about the hyper faggy presentation

>>17389816
same aesthetic

>>17395850
>>17395857
this looks fine to me, I'd eat here for sure and hit on the gordita at the till

>>17398533

Reminded me of book orders

>>17395903
>Dickinson, ND
>Dickinson, ND
>Dickinson, ND
>Dickinson, ND
>Dickinson, ND

>>17389273
the tattoo of the trans symbol with 3 male symbols penetrating it really got to me
also uh why are they cis male symbols sweaty? fucking bigot tattoo, let girls fuck you with their woman cocks too

>>17398773
But there is nothing wrong with that menu.

>>17389273
>>17389279
Shit i didnt even realise

>>17389296
It's deviled eggs and sushi for me

>>17392854
>FUD

Fear, uncertainly and despair with my food? My sides!

>>17394329
It’s 5am and I’m overtired this sent my sides to oblivion for some reason, I’m having a laughing fit, stupid chinks

>>17399281
It's a fucking brilliant move if you have limited inside space.

>>17399281

Maybe their business is takeout only with a window

>>17398419
Looks more like a Colonary Dog.

>>17391396
>antifa
Don't be stupid; all they ever do is beat up old people and garbage cans.

>>17398543
>>17398543
eh I was drinking and thought they looked similar to the other ones, but not really it's just barebones. time to drink!