/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why can't non-americans into pizza?

>>17380265
But Argentinians are Americans.

>>17380275
no

>>17380260
i dunno i would eat that for sure

in argentina they put farinata on piazza lel

Argentina has/had a fairly large italian decent population why would they do this?

>>17380265
Mexican pizza is actually delicious

>>17382525
that's cherry picking, neither of those styles are what you can call a traditional argentinian pizza and no one here would go for that

>>17380283
Isn't Argentina in South America?

>>17382592
>one here would go for that
Doubt.jpg

>>17380330
ok this is just what the fuck....

>>17384303
those olives give me flashbacks

as far as breakfast pizza it looks alright what's bad about it

>>17384360
the peoples that eat it

>>17380260
>>17380269
>>17380330
>>17380334
>>17384303
>>17384309
>>17384312
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>>17384320
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>>17384327
I don't get it. I would eat it...

>>17382727
no

>>17380260
Nadie come pizza con huevo frito en Argentina gordo mogólico.
also
>56%

>>17384851
¡Me parece que sí, muchacho!

>>17380330
a couple of extra minutes under the broiler and it would look fine

>>17380265
>italians can't into pizza

>>17387078
You wouldn't even be able to make it without crops from the New World. Besides when is the first attempt at something ever the best?

So whole slices of ham and a single olive per slice is how they do it down there?

>>17380283
Argentina is in the Americas

>>17380260
Nobody talks about your bullshit pizza and nobody like you especially me I hope you die

>>17382727
>>17387552
South Americans "are" Americans the same way that trans women "are" women.

>>17387078
pizza in italy was an incredibly small regionally available thing until after ww2 when the americans stationed in italy returned home and perfected it. Then italy tried to make a bunch of rules about what makes "real" pizza despite not even caring about it a few years earlier.

>>17387762
It was really just bread sauce and cheese Basically a sandwhich. Dont pretend new yorkers arent the orgin of pizza snobs tho

>>17387172
There was pizza prior to tomatoes, it just didn't have tomato sauce. Ever had a white pie? If not I'd suggest it, it's really good

>>17387847
i gave your mom a white pie

>>17387762
>pizza in italy was an incredibly small regionally available thing until after ww2 when the americans stationed in italy returned home and perfected it.
Is this true?

>>17388824
kinda but Americans didn't into pizza until after WW2 either

>>17382727
>>17387552
Which makes them South Americans.
You can cope all you like but American means from the USA.

>>17387078
You heard what he said.

Norwegians pizza

>>17389473
More Norwegian pizza

>>17389488

>>17380260
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8

>>17382727
>>17380275
>>17387552
so when people say "do americans really" they mean everyone from canada to chile?

>>17389473
Looks fine

>>17380260
Argentinians actually can make some really good food. Some of my dads friends are from Argentina and they always cooked some really great meals however they would never accept the fact I was full and always tried to pressure me into eating more food.

>be spear-chucking amazon-lurking favela-dweller
>wake up
>be in the half of the population that is at least part afro-american
>walk downstairs and have rice and beans for breakfast
>step outside, traverse favela built on hillside on foot, avoid roving gangs of armed children ala Ciudade de Deus
>get to school
>role call
>"Joao Souza Silva Ngubu dos Santos do Mascaporonga?"
>here!
>introduced
>history class, spend 1 hours listening to professor bitterly seethe about how cisplatina e nostra and how Uruguay is an illegitimate state
>school canceled due to COPE raiding the old chemistry room where the Comando Niggerelho were running a cocaine freebase den with impunity
>pick up spent casings while fleeing shootout
>make collar out of spent casings when back home, have local shaman (uncle) bless it
>have rice and beans for lunch
>go stand at the beach a few hours, nothing better to do
>friends come ask if you want to play
>African blood makes you crave basketball
>entire neighborhood can't collectively afford a fucking hoop
>play soccer in a razed lot using a pile of rocks as stand in for where goalposts should be
>getting dark, head back home
>feeling horny
>tranny hookers literally fucking everywhere
>find one without much facial hair and with a nice big concrete-injected bunda
>get my asshole expanded 3 sizes by Carmelha Divinha Guampuda Máis Gostosa and her massive brown shecock
>back home, have rice and beans for dinner
>play counter strike since that's all that will run on my 2003 Dell Inspiron laptop
>get matched with three Argies and a Uruguayan
>they refuse to do call outs in Portuguese and I have no clue what they're saying
>get mad
>they start laughing and vote kick me
>even madder
>go on /ck/ to relax
>someone was insulting BR pizza
>attempt to deflect on Argies by cherry picking bad home cooks using premade dough and topped haphazardly compared to proud presentation of rice-and-beans-pizza abomination
>get reminded asado is superior to churrascaria
>cry

>>17393104
>butthurt mapuche shitting on the true south american bvlls
At least you goys are european...you even live right next to the UK...

>>17393104
He did also make the crust.

Stay mad.

>>17380260
meanwhile peruvian one...

>>17393104
Argentinx can't even buy rice

Yeah, what you white people and ignorant niggers call "soul food" is nothing more than stolen & badly appropriated Latin & Carribean dishes. That's why soul food is shit tier.

>>17394752

>>17394594
Peruvian here. That's a Lomo Saltado Pizza. Never tried it but to be honest it looks alright. I'm a fan of a local chain named Pizza Raúl. Best price / quality ratio.

>Fried egg
>On pizza
I've seen hard-boiled egg, but never fried.

>>17394742
Nigger, a lot of popular dishes here have meat or rice.

>>17394784
try making it at home it doesnt taste bad and actually have synergy in their flavour (even the chicken saltado one).

>>17394801
Sadly, I only own an electric kitchen so all Lomo Saltados I've cooked lack that particular taste you get after flaming the meat. I'm better off going to a restaurant for this.

>>17394594
Looks good.

>>17387552
you will never be American
You will always live in-a-week from collapsing socialist shithole and real Americans will fund a coup d'etat just for shits and giggles

>>17394834
i did the mine one with that kind of stove. still works. ovbiusly the flavour is dumbed down but the soul of that dish still there.

>brazilian pizza

>>17394964
Can I take the tire home?

>>17394964
It looks unironically better than the Argentinian pizzas I posted.

>>17392134
yes

>>17394594
I wouldn't mind trying this one

>>17389106
No it doesn't

>>17388824
Of course it's not true.

>>17380260
>>17380330
>>17380334
>>17384303
>>17384312


What cringe is this?

>>17380269

Lol yes


>>17384309

This one actually looks good

>>17389473

As does this one

>>17394964

Do you have to eat the tire?

Weird, but I guess I'd be willing to eat some of these.

>>17380260
Venezuelan Pizza has been living in my head for years thanks to Cow Chop

>>17393104
>>role call

>>17393104
>history class, spend 1 hours listening to professor bitterly seethe about how cisplatina e nostra and how Uruguay is an illegitimate state
What on earth is that?

>>17395686
He's not wrong, cisplatina is rightful brazilian clay and only exist due to anglo meddling.

>>17395428
*blocks your path*

>>17394594
This actually looks fairly tasty

None of the argentinian pizzas ITT really look like pizza and could use a few mins under a broiler, but they don't look bad.
>>17380260
>>17380330
unironically would.
>>17384320
This looks great.
>>17395641
This is where I draw the line.

>>17395641
>>17394964
>>17384327
What the fuck is it with Latin countries and their absolute sloppa sauces that they put on everything? Its just layer after layer after layer. My old Mexican co worker introduces me to mexican street corn and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten

>>17393104
>asado is superior to churrascaria
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>17395641
They have literal food in Venezuela?

>polish pizza

>>17389473
>>17389488
>>17389519
Dette er basert anonsen

>>17398092
Fåvæ

Most of these look interesting.
Not the >50% fruit ones though.

>>17380260

That is not argentinian pizza you FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT. Stop spreading fake bullshit you fucking retard.

>>17399138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcJFh1cDW7s

>>17380260
wow

>>17380275

>>17399142
dios mio

>>17394844
seeing mutts claiming the name of america never fails to make me laugh. does "américa" sound like an anglo name to you? do you think you're being cheeky? your country and, whether you like it or not, your entire continent was named after a fucking spaniard. you people were doomed from the start. you will never be white.

>>17399142

The guy is called ALESSIO TRAMONTANO and has an obvious foreign accent, that guy is no argentinian. So stop cherrypicking you faggot

>>17380260
Who the fuck talks about Brazilian pizza?

>>17399214

>>17399236

No, no, no, no... you want to talk that way about pizza, we can talk that way about pizza

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FnuxBHVzLkU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RrpThqIZPOs

There, i can also cherrypick faggot.

Argentinian pizza is fine but putting ham slices under mozzarella triggers my autism

>>17384851
Esto.

>>17380260
Can Argentinians afford pizza? I thought Argentina was broken.

>>17394844
the only thing mutts are funding these days is faggot propaganda, spic immigrants, shaniqas hair weave and wars for israel

>>17399345
They still have a lot of white farmers, so for the moment there is at least food.

>>17399345
We are broke, but we manage.
Our economy got so fucking bad we had to make new bank notes if I remember correctly.

>>17399212
>>17399464
cope

>>17380260
I went to Buenos Aires and the pizzas were superb. If you want true low tier pizzas then Chile is the place to go, we can't into gastronomy for shit.

>>17384533
You're a faggot, that's why

>>17395395
(You) farming on /ck/
Bet you're a real hit with the ladies

>>17380260
not even our worst pizza

>>17399214
Your pizzers have made it to the USA, which means that they are real.

>>17398052
Polish is just a synonym for has mayonnaise I'm starting to realise

>>17400256
Is that asparagus or cheese string

>>17400317
>asparagus

>>17400317
Palmito.

Brazilian pizzas are wonderful

.t brazilian

>>17398052
Polish pizza (called zapiekanka) has a lot of wild mushrooms and is actually pretty great. Ot doesn’t have ketchup and mayo on it like that at all

>>17400317
it's palmito, the core of the palm tree. also the orange thing is "golf sauce" which is a 50/50 combination of mayo and ketchup.

>>17395301
Everyone else on the planet disagrees with you. When they talk shit about "Americans", they don't mean everyone from the Western hemisphere.
Let me guess, are you one of those "United Statesian: forced meme retards?

>>17400514
Shut up and eat your cold cheese and corn flatbread

>>17401231
>the orange thing is "golf sauce" which is a 50/50 combination of mayo and ketchup.
Gross.

>>17401478
>corn flatbread
huh?

>>17387894
Well that's very kind of you anon, thank you

>>17380265
Stfu with your tomato pies

>>17394971
no you must ate it

>>17388824
No, Americans are kind of like black people in that they're so dejected by their lack of any real history or culture they just start claiming the achievements of other countries as their own. It's very sad really.