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17376367 No.17376367 [Reply] [Original]

What’s up homosexuals

We’re making dinner tonight

Here’s the starting lineup

>> No.17376369

>honosexual
Hey fuck you. I am not a child fucker.

>> No.17376372
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>>17376367
>What’s up homosexuals
Not much. Just eating brownies

>> No.17376376

>>17376367
ok

>> No.17376379
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17376379

lets go boys

>> No.17376389

>person insults you and calls you a pedophile subhuman

Fuck off bitch...

>> No.17376409
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chicken breast gets pounded harder than your sister behind the bleachers at a high school football game

>> No.17376412

>>17376389
Found the faggot

>> No.17376428
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>>17376369
>>17376376
>>17376389

>> No.17376438
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17376438

Layer thin breast with pork and Swiss

I’m using bacon because I don’t have ham

Ideally you’d use ham in this situation

>> No.17376467

>>17376367
Do you have a lady friend visiting tonight?

>> No.17376469
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Roll chicken with bacon and Swiss before it hits an egg wash and seasoned panko

Panko seasoned with salt pepper garlic powder chili powder

Then carefully placed in hot oiled pan

>> No.17376481

>>17376469
>panko
>no egg and flour dredging
OP you're a fucking retard, please continue this is very entertaining.

>> No.17376489

>>17376481

Literally said to throw it in an egg wash

You’re fucking retarded and illiterate

I feel bad that your mom drank during her pregnancy with you

>> No.17376496
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Turn to get a nice crust on all edges

>> No.17376512
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golden brown baby hits the oven at 350°

>> No.17376525
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cheers faggots

>> No.17376529

>>17376525
Little bubbly for the big fella

>> No.17376538
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Chopped broc hits a covered saucepan with shallow water to steam

>> No.17376539

>>17376489
>no flour
kek inb4 sloppa shit

>> No.17376558
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17376558

steam for green

Don’t over cook broc or you will be cucked

>> No.17376569
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Broc hits sauté pan with hot olive oil and smashed fresh garlic

>> No.17376584

>>17376512
Is this retard seriously making a single piece of chicken

>> No.17376603
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Broc gets lemon because acid

>> No.17376610

>>17376584

why would I make more than one when cooking for myself pea brain

not everyone needs 5000kcal meals you fat fuck

>> No.17376622

>>17376610
Kek

>> No.17376677
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Plate it up with a sauce made of Dijon, sour cream, salt, pepper, lemon juice

>> No.17376710

>>17376677
where carb?

>> No.17376721

>>17376677
Checked looks good chef

>> No.17376731

>>17376677
did you give him a piece?

>> No.17376754
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>>17376731

My man always gets a plate

>> No.17376775

>>17376677
holy fuck that chicken looks dry as fuck 0/10 would not eat

>> No.17376789

>>17376754
wholesome.
comfy thread

>> No.17376812

>>17376481
Fucking idiot. Post some of your oc

>> No.17376821
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>>17376677
Fucking bruce does it again

>> No.17376829
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>>17376812
ok heres banana bread

>> No.17376847

>>17376677
enjoyed your cooking. Was the chicken dry? hard to tell from the pic. Have a nice evening

>> No.17376849

>>17376754

I hope your fuckin dog gonna die

>> No.17376859

>>17376829
You donkey

>> No.17376862

>>17376847
dry as a bone, it was hard to swallow. made my dog vomit all over the couch, had to spend the last 15 minutes cleaning it up

>> No.17376866

>>17376862
kek

>> No.17376872

>>17376862

Kill your dog

>> No.17376876

>>17376859
u don't like banana bread?

>> No.17377067

>>17376367
looks cooked anon good job

>> No.17377207

>>17376876
Suck my fucking ©ock

>> No.17377435

>>17376849
Calm down pajeet.

>> No.17377449
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>>17377207
why are u so mad friend
have some not-banana bread

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>>17377449
>friend
I'm not your friend

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>>17377455
have some gyoza to relax, pal

>> No.17377490

>>17376677
terrible

>> No.17377663

>>17376677
very baste

>> No.17377952

>>17376367
>chef Bruce
Ask me how I know you're a big fat faggot?

>> No.17378037

>>17377952
how do you know he's a big fat faggot?

>> No.17378710

>>17376367
hey i know this kitchen youre the fat faggot fuck who eats like a fucking orc every single day

looks tasty tho good job fatass

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17380244

Looks good op, here's a Patti bump

>> No.17380255

>>17376512

dude, are you retarded? that's a breast pounded flat. You don't need the oven to finish it.

>> No.17380271

>>17376409
how many times did you fuck the chicken