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Guys I wanna eat like a stereotypical 90s devout Christian family, the zealot type that sends their kid to Bob Jones Uni.

Give me ideas of what they'd eat.

>> No.17375961
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Jesus was not a real person. Religion is a shared lie designed to enslave gay people.

>> No.17375972

They eat food like the rest of us actually.

>> No.17375977

>sloppy joes
>american tacos (yellow corn shells, pre-shredded cheese and jarred salsa are a must)
>sweetcorn and mashed potatoes with everything
>skim milk (fat makes you fat! :))
>apple cobbler and ice cream if you got an A

>> No.17375985

>>17375946
Every dinner will have meat, starch, and vegetable.
Real go getter moms will make rolls.
Lunch is sandwich and cup of soup in the winter, potato chips in the summer.
Pitcher of ice tea on the table for lunch and dinner.
Breakfast is eggs and toast, bacon and pancakes on Saturday.
Full handholding eye closed prayer EVERY meal: kids and mom take turns saying the prayer at breakfast and lunch, dad says the dinner prayer. Everyone says "amen".

>> No.17375988

>>17375977
Kek'd 'n' check'd

>> No.17376006

>>17375985
>have sleepover at friend's house
>they're a chocolate chip pancake family
chocolate pancakes fucking suck mrs. mcclain!

>> No.17376014

>>17375985
Thanks bro

>> No.17376043

>>17376006
My dad used to make silver dollar banana pancakes that fucking rocked.
Also: no joke, my parents taught us that Sunday edition newspapers with the COMICS were sinful: purposely trying to distract Christians from God on the Lords Day.
We got to read the comics on Monday.

>> No.17376082

>>17375985
this 100% but every once in awhile fish sticks.
also a glass of milk and water every meal, no soda or juices. juice is for breakfast only, apple or orange (and milk).
I miss thanksgivings and christmas though. huge fucking smorgasbord of meats and sides.
t. grew up in white lower middle class religious family in the 90s

>> No.17376105

>>17376082
Oh yes, I forgot about the large glass of milk at every kid's place.
I must confess I still LOVE milk.

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>>17376105
>>17376082
alright

>> No.17377069

>>17375946
I'm gay, btw. Not sure if that matters.

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>>17375946
I have family that are literally what you've just described. They eat the same things as everyone else. Just eat like a Southerner but not quite enough to transform yourself into a hamplanet.

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>>17375946
>Bob Jones
Some of my family went to Bob Jones and they ate a lot of Italian food. Although.. We also managed to get one of their students that was still attending Bob Jones to drink alcohol.