/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17367620
>this is your average "general thread" poster
Why are all reddit immigrants ugly faggots?

>>17367620
I’m not gonna watch your video, but you’re ugly and stupid

>>17367626
What's reddit? I came here from something awful.

>>17367620
What was the point of that video? This retard just put eggs and sardines in a pan. Why would I need someone to show me how to do that?

Enough with the youtube faggots.

Porthos in oil with piri piri

Some sort of Protugese brand (fish in bathing suit) in olive oil with spices.

Was gud.

>>17367909
give the cat some deenz

>>17367620
i would like this brand better if they didn't smoke their deenz. luckily they're only 2 bucks at my local store... not nearly as good as matiz though

>>17367909
I can always tell the good canned fish from the crummy ones because my cat gets pissed at me when I eat the good canned fish.

>>17368020
I always make sure the cat gets a few bites

>>17368072
She is attracted to just about any food but sardines and chicken really get her to stand up.

>>17367620
Jesus christ.. horrible job, and you're an ugly hipster who isn't going to create a youtube career out of ck memes

>>17368180
I know they're predators, but I never have figured out why they prematurely put their fangs out like vampires.

>>17367909
>Porthos
Mmmm scales yummy.

>>17367626
reminder that Deenzposters are all shills, they're the same ones advertising precious metals, hair loss drugs and shitcoins.

>>17368287
>>17367909
>>17367723
>>17367665
>>17367627
>>17367626
I have serious doubts that any of you faggots even eat deenz. Carlson is based and is very clearly our guy.

deenz are out. cod liver is in.

Finally found a store near me that carries brands other than what the supermarkets have. A good bit cheaper than online. Nuri is $5 compared to $7 online.

Anyways it was my first time trying Nuri. Very good will try again. I got some Ortiz and a big can of herring filets in tomato sauce from Germany. I'm excited to try both.

>>17369720
Nuri with peppers are next on my list. I also want to get some Riga Gold in tomato sauce.

>>17368335
You think I open a can of sardines to take a picture and then throw them away? That is some cope.

>>17367909

thats my favorite deenz that i didnt season.

>>17367909
Porthos is god-tier. Also cute cat!

>>17370542
Me too. I got one of each flavor and have had the plain olive oil and regular tomato sauce so far. I expect the spiced tomato sauce to be my favorite. I also passed on the Riga Golds, maybe I'll get some next time.

Review of the Nuri in tomato sauce: Again top notch deen. Good texture and flavor. Tomato flavor is quite mild, I actually wish it were stronger. It seems most tomato sauce deenz are really mild. According to the ingredients list, the tomato "sauce" is just tomato pulp and nothing more. Maybe I need to search for Italian canneries to find a really robust tomato sauce. Regardless, I do appreciate the bit of sweetness and acidity the tomato pulp offered, and especially like that my mouth isn't quite as covered in oil afterwards. Finished with an orange for desert, which I am firmly convinced is the best possible desert for a can of deenz. Will have again. Onto the spiced sardines, then spiced in tomato sauce next!

>>17368180
that's some based mofo right there

Anyone ever had Matiz cockles? They look good

>>17367620
Matt Carlson is based and his videos are comfy as fuck. Fuck the deenz haters

>>17370939
His vids are good but part of my personal code is that I don't respect anyone who says the word "subreddit" out loud

>>17370929
I have, they were all right, but not quite as good as you'd expect. The octupus was fantastic though.

Humbly requesting the /deenz/ song guy
>you know I'm talkin' bout deenz

>>17370954
Were they much different from canned clams or oysters

My vote for our guy is definitely the Mouth Full of Sardines guy. His autism inspires me

>>17371007
no, not really, a little chewier, a little more light ocean, kind of salty tastes, not as oily/heavy. closer to clams than 'sters

Eating a sardine salad sandwich rn desu

>>17370954
https://youtu.be/LlORfF81ZHM

>get one avocado
>smash it up
>add two tablespoons olive oil
>salt and pepper
>add parsley
>add a pouch of pic rel
>stir it up until smooth
>spread on toasted bread or a bagel


Enjoy a filling tasty protein bomb that’ll make you shit your guts out

>>17371109
why would that make you shit your guts out?

>>17371791
Idk salmon and sardines make me have huge shits

Bump desu

>>17370906
I suspect that the spiced tomato ones will be my fave as well. As much as I like the neutral taste of olive oil, I don't relish the thought of being unable to avoid consuming large amounts of it with the fish. The riga gold have a very strong smoke flavor, I prefer the jars over the cans since the jarred ones already have the tails removed. The riga golds in tomato sauce are smoked as well and I wanna know if that tomato sauce helps to balance the smoke flavor a bit since it can be strong. I'm making a trip to the russian store this weekend to stock up and look for new interesting stuff. If this thread is still up I will share my haul.

>>17371007
Mouth full of sardines is indeed ourguy. I always check his list when considering a tin.

bump

i dont care much for deenz in sauce or anything other than water or oil but these are pretty good desu

>>17373463
Wild Oscar are a little underseasoned for me imo

i am already subscribed to and comment on this guy's videos. i wish you hadn't posted this because now the comments are going to suck :(

What's the worst deenz you've ever had? For me it was Chicken of the Sea in water

>>17374164
CotS deenz in mustard sauce

>>17374164
None that were inedible. Never had CotS deenz.

>>17374164
I draw the line at anything packed in water.

Any kind of oil or tomato sauce is acceptable but I find the water packed ones are pretty smelly.

>>17374164
chicken of the sea deenz in water are good to mix with other ingredients to make a sardine salad desu, i wouldnt have them on their own desu.

thinking of boiling some pasta and adding some deenz in tomato sauce for lunch

>>17375291
sautee some onions and garlic in the olive oil from a can of deenz, boil some pasta in generously salted water on another burner. When the onions are translucent, add a can of chopped tomato, some chili flake, and your deenz. When that is heated through, combine the sauce and the pasta and season to taste. Delicious

>>17367620
Lol

>>17374164
I only ever buy Brunswick, but one time my deenz were straight up mutilated inside their can.
never happened before or after that, and I was going to mix them up so it didn't matter.
just weird.

>>17375301
i was just going to mash up and better incorporate the deenz from a can of >>17373477 and simply add it to spaghetti, but your recipe sounds really good, ill try it the next time i get canned tomatoes.

>>17375322
enjoy your meal anon

>>17375319
it probably got shaken to pieces in transport. Never had a bad can before myself, but like any product your can get duds

>>17375323
thanks anon i think i will

what are some canned smoked oysters recipes? they just taste like the ocean by themselves, desu.

>>17375358
i like to bread them and fry them and eat them in a nice po boy with some pickled red cabbage and onions

>>17375379
sounds good desu how do you bread them

>>17375402
toss them in some seasoned flour, then in some beaten eggs, then in some panko or other breadcrumbs. But going flour ->egg->flour would probably work as well.

>>17375409
thanks man ill try it

>>17375421
good luck fren

>>17367620
>frying my deenz in butter
why haven't I done this

>>17367620
Honestly this video is pretty based for shitting on fisherman's eggs. It's fine and all, but it's too complicated for an everyday breakfast.

Onions , eggs , spaghetti sauce and deenz . It's simple but really good .

>>17367620
Get outta here Matthew.

>>17370576
Holy fuck they look nice in the jar.

>>17367620

>>17375322
Check out Spaghetti al Tonno

>>17367620
What is Rettid? I am le 9gag army.

>>17377441
a fancy name for spaghetti and canned fish

>>17368316
>>17368180
Looks like an overbite?

i like sardines

>>17367620
is this man autistic?

>>17368316
cute cat!! :3

Hey guys I grew up around the mediterranean for a good part of my childhood and so far I haven’t found US canned fish as good as european ones. I’ve noticed a few spanish imports but not much else. What are some good recommendations that have that comfy summery flavor?

https://vocaroo.com/17P4gO4EOV74

>>17378137
Dunno, one of her teeth just got longer and longer until it eventually stuck out all the time.

...

I hate people who flaunt how poor they are and how they have the habits of a poor person.

>>17379564
People in here be eating $8 cans of sardines

>>17370576
That maraska is harsh garbage. It's trash.

>>17371791
That's a lot of fat. A lot a lot. One whole cado and olive oil? Plus whatever from the fish. Damn. That'll lube you up.

>>17378486
Incredibly based

>>17367620
eggs with deenz is gross. just eat one or the other.

>>17379543
whats wrong with plastic its inorganic it'll just pass through you

>male owning a cat
Did you make sure to get your glasses adjusted too LOL

are deenz in brine worth eating straight from the tin?

>>17370906
Scoreeeeeeee!

>>17379648
What slivovitz do you suggest? I'm open to trying new things.

>>17380710
Nice. Enjoyed a can of spiced myself for lunch. What meat is that?

anyone in to asian deenz?

>>17380738
Beef chuck, Плoв for dinner tonight.

>>17367620
looks jewish

>>17380950
he's half nip

These deenz are delicious

>>17367620
but have you played the /deenz/ game,
How Fish Is Made

>>17379953
Why didn't it just pass through the sardine then.
Why did it go into its tissue?

>>17380850
Eel sounds like it would be good. I think I'd only feel comfy getting something that was Japanese made though. Maybe Korean. Def not China though.

>>17382213
Stop worrying so much about it, what are you going to do? Live forever?

>>17382767
enjoy your warped hormone profile and kidney cancer

>>17367909
>>17368170
>>17368180
cute kitty

anyone got a good sardine fish cake recipe?
I'm making my weekly grocery trip tomorrow

>>17383220
>mashup a can of drained deenz
>add 1/4 cup bread crumbs
>an egg
>yellow mustard
>salt and pepper
>dill
>parsley
>squirt of siracha
>lemon juice
>garlic
>form into patties
>4-5 mins in vegetable oil

>>17383220
Full disclosure; I’ve only done >>17383316 with salmon, tuna, and crab. I don’t see why it wouldn’t work with deenz though. If the deenz are a little strong you can make a sauce of plain Greek yogurt, cucumber and dill and serve on a hamburger bun.

>>17367665
You're oldfag larping but SA is worse than redddit now

>>17372674
>>17368170
>>17367909
my friend with crippling autism has a russian blue who's 15 years old and actively hunts bugs, rodents, reptiles, birds, and dogs. has a meow like fresh rust on an AK.

We breakfast now

Nuri spiced in olive oil

Oops

Lookin' gud

>>17384386
thinkin 'bout thos deenz

>>17383871
We had one a while bad that just disappeared one day and I'm still sad about it. He was a big softie.

Smells delicious

Looks like we got a slice of carrot, a peppercorn, a slice of pickle, and a piri-piri in the can.

Fucking 10/10 deenz. Soft but not mushy, slightly salty, spicy, and that clove adds a new dimension. I'm gonna' have to buy some more of these.

Might as well try the spicy tomato version since I have them.

Spicy tomato ass-end

Smells good, like tomatoes as you would expect.

The can is tightly packed with 4 fish. Tomato sauce is good, a bit of oil seems to be present, quite spicy. The clove and bay leaf don't seem to be as dominant in the flavor. This fish is just slightly more firm than the olive oil version.

I like it, 10/10

>>17377260
The jarred sprats are very good, they have quite a strong smoked flavor. I like to have them on crackers or crisp bread.

>>17383009
Ok, whatever you say Dr. Anon

Bump

>>17383316
I have a ton of Ritz crackers I haven't used in a while, are those acceptable bread crumbs if they're crushed up? I used to fry razor clams like that and it turned out good

>>17367620
Dude is based and his deenz reviews are good. Good information for people like me who like quality and unique deenz.

rate the haul
the John West ones came from Morrisons, everything else came from Booths (posh shop in North West England)
I was surprised by the selection that Booths. Pictured is only a small sample of it

>>17384396
I had a cat like that that disappeared but i found a leg.

>>17384793
I don’t see why not, you might need to add Mayo or olive oil to keep everything sticking together, I used panko once and my patties kept falling apart so I use plain bread crumbs

>>17385052
i can vouch for the Ortiz ones, they are amazing.
John West mackarel in tomato sauce is also good if you ever stumble upon some. Cant say much about the rest. I usually stick to my ortiz deens

>>17385705
>John West mackarel in tomato sauce
comes in to my rotation every now and then

>>17370576
>taking a picture of sardines to post it in circle-jerk general threads about sardines
Is there anything more reddit than this? Seriously, the lot of you need to go back there.
>"hurrr i nevur went thar"
>but knows this is a lie because he came from r/thedonald back in 2018
>unable to understand the 4chan board format, he looked everywhere trying to figure out how to create a "subreddit"
>to no avail he thought to himself, "aha! i'll make a thread with a title and add the word "General" to the end of it!. then one one thread dies I'll remake it with the same title! this will be my substitution for the lack of subs!"
>day in and day out he recreated his General thread, getting to know everybody who posted in it
>even though conversation about the actual topic ran dry, he made some new friends and they would still mindlessly post pictures of the object in the thread topic
>others complained that his General thread was dumb, but now his life mission was ensuring the survival of it, even if it was just a soulless husk of the thriving thread it was for the first 3 days
>so now we have it, boards filled with these mindless circlejerk threads about nothing, yet faggots still post them every day

>>17385762
nobody is forcing you to read any of this, snowflake piece of shit. You get outraged like this about other banal things too?

>>17385794
>when others challenged his retarded General thread and told him to go back to the site he once frequented his mind shifts into "buzzword mode"
>mindlessly, he accuses the accuser of being some combination of "triggered snowflake libtard commie cuck jew tranny"
>"my" he thinks "nobody was this mean to me on reddit! maybe i should go back there"

>>17385847
nice pivot. Now fuck off back to threads you're not going to be an obnoxious cunt in

thoughts on tinned kippers?

>>17385856
>"maybe the war isn't over! i know, i'll tell HIM to fuck off and maybe he will!"
>the misguided faggot built up his nerve and typed "nice pivot. Now fuck off back to threads you're not going to be an obnoxious cunt in"
>for a moment his cursor hovered over the "Post" button while his finger quivered in uncertainty
>finally, a bout of bravery swept over him and he slammed his finger down on the clicker. he watched as the screen refreshed and sure enough, there was his faggoty post at the bottom of the thread
>"that'll show him!"

>>17385762
weve always had general threads on 4chan you goddamn idiot

>>17385762
Getting this butthurt reaction out of you is exactly why I enjoy posting my sardine pictures in these threads.

>>17385918
No we have not. Maybe since you got here in 2017 we did, but it's a concept that wasn't explored until faggots like you started posting "4CHAN XD XD XD" all over your fagbooks

>>17385900
Luv me kippers.

>>17385942
>this nigga has never been on /v/ or /tv/ or /sp/

This nigga really be this butt blasted over deenz

>>17385939
>"Getting this butthurt reaction out of you is exactly why I enjoy posting my sardine pictures in these threads." maybe that will get him to stop!
>"i know that in order to post things on 4chan a person needs to be upset, so if i call him upset it will make it true!"
>"boy these sardines sure do make me feel confident! no wonder my fellow migapedes recommend i eat them! i think my T levels must be in the upper 200s now!"
>anon then rolled out of his chair and using the "stand-up-ramp" in his bedroom he climbed to his feet
>from there he waddled into the cluttered main room of his basement and over to the treasure chest shaped toybox that he kept his "deenz" and crackers in. he grabbed himself an entire stack of crackers and 3 cans of sardines
>"time for a midnight snack!"

>>17385953
Having threads for games/events that are constantly remade only while the discussion is thriving are not general threads in the same sense as posting pictures of cans month after month with absolutely no change in discussion or market. Nothing new gets posted in this thread, it's just a circle-jerk

>>17385968
I don't really give a shit if you stop posting or not. Your posts are funny in a sad kind of way.

>>17385968
imagine posting half a novel with schizo shit because you hate that other people enjoy something. You're a sad fucker

>>17386004
>furfag
Disregarded.