/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17364140
literally just drink vodka until the end of the world

>>17364140
Freezer's stocked with leftover batches of things like soup, skeddy sauce, chowder, meat pies, etc

I mean it's just a week and not gonna be a fun time to head out to the shops so yeah. Plus I have lots of lots of doomsday booze and that'll be fun

Just whatever

>>17364140
idk, just whatever is in my kitchen since the end of the world is approaching and everyone and their brother will be scavenging grocery stores and such

>>17364140
Your mom

>>17364164
gottem

>>17364164
Maybe that'll soften her mood. I hope you do a good job.

>>17364140
Some salads not to die like a fat pig.

>>17364188
with only a week you're better just not eating at all. Assuming you spend your time running around like a retard and not eating anything you can maybe lose 7 whole pounds before you die.

I can't have caffeine because of my heart, so I'd probably have a few cokes. I also have a mild gluten allergy so I'd drink beer with my pizza and cheese bread.

Just rape.

>>17364223
Are you a cow lol

>>17364223

>>17364140
As much unwashed gamer girl ass as I can find

Burgers, a lot of burgers. Tendies too.

Niece's woo haa

You do realize we are living in the best of times right? Lots of fresh food available everywhere, clean water, we aren't at war, great medicine extending our lives, plenty of wealth, great technology alowing us to explore and do great things and more free time than we have collectively ever had as a species...

Just don't understand all this apocalypse shit the last decade. Maybe things are too good and people wish for this stuff subconsciously.

Other people.

>>17364406
my life is near-perfect and i loathe it, so there's probably something to that

pie

>>17364406
our rights are melting away faster than sea ice
you will own nothing and you will be happy

>>17364406
>fresh food
>clean water
>we aren't at war
>great medicine extending our lives
>plenty of wealth
>great technology
Ignorance is bliss.

>>17364140
Humans

>>17364764
>white humans

only the best

>>17364619
Taking advantage of the good times while they are here instead of worrying about the bad is bliss.

>>17364532
Fortunately, you can vote those people out. "The govt" is public servants, if you dont like them, get better ones.

>>17364519
Sounds like you have a personal issue you need to resolve with a shrink or something.

>>17365065
lmao imagine thinking voting makes a difference

>>17364140
Water and eggs

>>17364406
It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. Everything you said has counter-points.

>>17364143
/thread

>>17365070
Enjoy living life ruled by others lol.

>>17365710
>voting for rulers means you won't be ruled by others

>>17364140
alcohol.

heroin, pizza, lemonade, whiskey, lsd, weed, pizza and shitloads of oranges.

>>17364140
all kinds of alcohol poured into the crotch of a girl a foot taller than me
and baklava