/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Buttermilk ranch and pineapple, no cheese.

>20 dollars for a pizza when you can get a frozen thin crust supreme or other specialty for 2.99 at Wegmans

Nah.

What kind of hipster, fluffy manicured beard required to order, bullshit is this?

>>17364359
>no jalapenos in build your own
fucked

>>17364359
I can't stand hipster soyboy branding

For me, it's the McSosege.

>>17364359
>notorious p.i.g.
Yup that’s a 360 for me fellas.

>>17364359
If a pizza place does not have a Special that is sausage, onions, green peppers, and mushroom, DO NOT EAT THERE. It's either going to be italian meme pizza or hipster shit.

>>17364488
checked

>>17364418
Get a job

>>17364359
I was going to say bee's knees since it's one of the only one what isn't offensive but then i saw rice and vinegar drizzle on a fucking pizza... wtf is wrong with this place?

>>17364452
>2022
>hipsters
Anon, I…

>>17364591
you think they all died?

Apple butter and cheese

>>17364369
>69
This.
Sexget demands it.

>>17364506
I don't need one. I am independently wealthy.

>>17364359
suck my dick first

>>17364359
Leave it alone, brotherman

>>17365137
>independently wealthy
>eating wegman pizza

>>17365226
Based Varga

>>17364359
What the hell is a "Homemade rain nch base"

>>17365803
ranch for phoneposters

>>17364359
America's Favorite Pepperoni.

>>17364595
The hipster boogeymen that you're thinking of are now in their 30s, Anon. The days of the ironic hipster have been dead for years. I don't know what early 20s zoomer trendsetters are into. Maybe emo is back.

>>17364359
What's jezebel sauce? Pussy juice?

>red sauce
>grilled chicken
>Banana peppers
>mushrooms

>>17364452
Holy Christ! How's life back in the 1900s old person?

>>17364452
>>17364459
what the hell is a hipster?
Is it like an old boomer word for millennials or something? Jesus christ there are Gen Z adults now, it's hilarious that you are blaming "young people" 20 years older than me

>>17364359
When they're ready to take carryout orders, does the owner announce that they're going to the phones?

>>17364359
Let's see how good they really are...
>four seasons
>basil,red,buff,bleu
>onions/mushroom,pepperoni/jalapano,bell/chicken, black olives/bacon

>>17364459
>Sosege

>>17364359
Buffchick, angry pig(me), tropical jerk(sounds like a vacation to the Philippines) and notorious PIG sound unironically good. I recommend notorious PIG.

>>17368923
>what is a hipster
>I can only think in -oomer memes
lol

>>17364359
Every single one of these "specialty pizzas" deserves a life sentence in jail. Putting all of them on a menu like this deserves immediate execution.

>>17369054
https://youtu.be/HVrqPw6vVtM

these are really good

>>17368923
>what is X?
>is it Y?
>never mind, let me tell you about my fellow zoomers and why your usage of X, that I admittedly don’t know and am too lazy to learn about and reflect on before injecting myself in this conversation, is wrong and then end my train wreck of broken thoughts with, of course, talking about myself
This behavior right here is why zoomers are despised.

>>17364359
Jezebel sauce? The fuck is that?
Is it female pornstar cum?

>>17369072
Fucking this.
Right on described it perfectly.
Fuck zoomers and boomers fuck the jews and fuck everything stupid ignorant and evil

>>17369075
you already said that retard

I'm ordering the barf bag.

>>17364359
Apple Butter Surprise.

>>17367187
Hipster, s0yboy, cuck, whatever ever you call the bald beard glasses phenotypes these days. this is their menu

>>17369292
What do you call the unemployable, unloved faggot who eats like a picky toddler into their 30s?

>>17368920
>how dare you be old enough to spot terrible gimmicky overpriced trash

ok zoomer

>>17369433
Try foods before you knock them, like a big boy adult would

>>17369293
i guess s0yboy?

>>17369433
>terrible
did you eat it?