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He met Priscilla when she was quite young if I remember correctly.

>>17358048
Why did he have a food addiction

>>17358048
I wish that was me

>>17358062
This was my Aunts friend, Linda Thompson. She was w/ Bruce Jenner at one point.
This was about as old as Elvis got. I'm just assuming he ate a ton of pussy & ass because my aunt's wording was, 'he loved women, he was like a little baby wanting to get back up in em almost'
>elvis loved postum
>hated baked ziti for no discernible reason
>she said he 'drank matcha' and that she wouldn't hear about it again until 2019; he was an absolute weeb
>loved 'black foods' like chitlins and bean pie.
>she watched barry lyndon (she said 'tom jones'- it was barry lyndon) w/ him and he touched her knee and smelled her neck
>this was after he'd drank two quarts of milk and a whole lot of 'beanee weenie'
>elvis was very formal tho and always smelled like mint gum or cigars, never 'passed gas or belched' around women

>he had indian blood too
literally me

>>17358101
He had a massive pill addiction too.
>drank the occasional Michelob
>loved 'Syrah' wine
>ate the occasional edible
>was a DEA agent according to her, or at least he claimed to be, famous picture with Nixon
>every christmas he made toll house cookies, only thing he made according to miss mary, his cook
>had everyone watch Jaws in his private theatre, wanted apricot brandy & champagne
Apparently he was a teetotaler despite being a massive drug addict w/ a voracious sexual appetite for very young girls

>>17358048
Almost everything he ate sounds utterly revolting
how do you even think to combine ingredients like these, let alone realize you love them all crammed together?

>>17358173
>Almost everything he ate sounds utterly revolting
What about the fool’s gold sandwich?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool%27s_Gold_Loaf

>>17358173
>Did he ever want normal food?
>No, not really, lol
>Did you ever make him any?
>I made him ants on a log once cuz he ate half the bread and davey smoked weed and got his munchies and ate the rest, lol
(I say a whole bunch of shit to keep my aunt from going to bed)
>he wrapped it in 'baloney' and dipped it in some onion dip and crammed a bunch of potato chips in with it lol
>then he drank a sixpack of Tab lol

>>17358163
Literally me

>>17358197
This always sounded gross to me than I saw that Emmy made one and it looked awesome
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K6C_naRpqgs

>>17358203
Are you taking to your aunt right now?

pecans huh?

Elvis sounds like a fucking Eldritch horror.

>>17358197
>he'd have us slather up some burger buns w/ country crock and put them in the oven
>take some of hims momma's meatloaf and fry it up and spread some ham salad on them
>we'd drench that in ketchup and put them on the toasted buns
>elvis was weird lol made linda paint her toenails cherry red except the one little piggy that has no roast beef lol that one was blue lol
>he used to oversee her hair frosting (puke emoji) lol
Absolutely Based. He was banging this 17 year old when he died, picrel
>he was almost 40 when he passed (he was 42) and his gf ginger was in high school

>>17358048
OP did Elvis like Krystal Burgers? If yes, how many could he eat in one sitting? It seems like something he would eat but he’d probably want to put some peanut butter in them

>>17358213
Yes, on facebook messenger. I'm paraphrasing, she's drunk af.

>dude trust me I’m related to someone who knew someone who fucked Elvis and she wasn’t actually his cook but she cooked stuff when his cook couldn’t and that stuff was totally different
Next time leave out the s&v chips bit as that’s the easiest giveaway.
The miracle whip bit too.
Also change the backstory; it’s not as if his two female cooks and what they prepared aren’t reasonably well documented.
You did a good job of adding some well-known things in between, but giveaways are still giveaways.

>>17358233
kek. Is that text from a movie?

>>17358253
>yes, elvis ate at krystal
>that was a gas station if i remember, they had little mini cheeseburgers, very disgusting
(she moved to california in 1980; has lived in Tacoma since 1992)
>he liked his burgers almost burnt
>there was a bill cosby picture he saw right before I left
>he loved peanut butter, vidalia onions & miracle whip on his crusty burnt burgers
>you'd toast the bun in the oven w/ that 'butter in the tub' and sprinkle some of his nescafe on it
>(goes on) burgers had brown sugar on them

>>17358263
Ok, so you called my aunt a liar
>two female cooks
Her response
>there was miss mary but most of elvis's official diet came from minny may, his grandma
>he's a legend
>the man ate like a 'pregnant nanny'
>you'd chop up his meatloaf and mix it w/ niblets, minute rice, gravy, stewed onions, ketchup & teriyaki sauce

>>17358048
>shirt is the mayan calendar
What did he know bros?

>>17358338
He knew too much. That's why they killed him

>in the 60's he got a whole load of soft shell crabs and ate them all and couldn't stand to even think about them anymore
>he loved seafood tho but thought it was smelly, 'chinky' and alien
>loved seafood, always had a shot of sambuca, w/ hushpuppies and club crackers & cocktail sauce
> loved mashed potatoes w/ canned green beans cooked in apple cider vinegar & stewed tomatoes

>>17358209
Imagine sodomizing this chinawoman, w/ her vagina wide open, dribbling urine, her breasts at attention, her face full of consternation, her feet dancing around your thrust

Seriously how big was this dude when he died

>>17358048
I heard he ordered Mcdoubles before they were made. Was a co-op karate expert and had burgers the size of brick beside his bed because elvis ate lots of food

>>17358477
350 lbs at 5'11"

>>17358490
>massive faggot contributes to thread best he can

>>17358491
>more than doubled his weight in 10 years
Christ

>>17358490
>I heard …………… elvis ate lots of food
Elvis’ favorite meal was meatloaf and mashed potatoes
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/elvis-presley-ate-same-meal-23506921

>>17358499
Where did you get this picture of me?

>>17358048
For me it's colonel tom parker

>>17358048
Elvis was a boomer piece of shit

his music was shit too

Being a world famous celebrity before evolving into a fat glutton in your last years seems to be the most kino way to live, see also: Brando, Jack Nicholson.
Elvis takes the crown for the weirdest combinations though.

>>17358756
hell yeah that’s how i wanno go out

The King of Based

>>17358714
Silence zoomer fgt. Go listen to some mumble rap.

Ignoring the LARP, I wonder how long Elvis could have lived with his shit diet if he hadn't been allowed to get hooked on prescription pills that fucked him

>>17359080
Well he was well on his way to dying of congestive heart failure or a stroke from all those carbs he was consuming.

>>17359088
Plenty of fat fucks live nice long lives