/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17357986
Get rid of that green crap and you've got some home fries.

>>17357986
Ya know what. Actually looks decent anon. Would eat

>>17357991
>Get rid of that green crap

>>17358004
The great thing about things coming out of Joey's mouth is when it all goes back in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxzXigbmLOA

>>17357986
>raw onion
>zuuks underdone
>mystery meat underdone
>potatoes look good
2.5/10 you should feel ashamed of yourself

>>17358388
I feel ashamed for you.

how can you even consider this an invention

>>17357986
why are the onions raw
the fries lost all of their crispness absorbing the water from everything around them

>buddy and I are wasted
>4 in the morning
>wanna get food but we're too fucked up, he says I can make whatever with his food
>he only has eggs, ranch and hot sauce
>beat 4 eggs, squirt a bunch of ranch in there, maybe a tablespoon or two
>cook low and slow, hot sauce on top
they were actually amazing, it was just like adding cream except it's seasoned makes the eggs thicker instead of fluffier. we made ranch eggs quite a lot after that night
>>17357986
yeah dawg you gotta cook this stuff in batches if you want it to be good

>>17357986
one day i wanted hamburger steaks with kraft mac on the side but instead of making patties i for some reason started making tiny meatballs

keep in mind, it was literally just salt and ground beef (73/27)

then i fried them gently on all sides until browned

best damn meatballs ever and without bread crumbs and parsley and egg and milk and all that shit

tl;dr invented the meat ball, similar but not identical to the meatball

>>17357986
So you invented crowding a pan with 3 different things that all have different cooking times?

>>17358621
He's not wrong, those onions are raw as fuck

>>17358853
>the fries lost all of their crispness absorbing the water from everything around them
also they're green, never use green potatoes anon unless you want a nice cyanide injection