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17354025 No.17354025 [Reply] [Original]

I've been on this low-carb diet the past 6 months because I was too fat. No bread, no rice, no pasta, only meat and green salads for 6 months. Reached my goal weight today so celebrated with spaghetti and meatballs.

My fucking god, I swear I'm high right now. This is better than weed, better than heroin, better even than sex. My brain has just dropped every endorphin it had.

So my question is, how do I go about injecting spaghetti straight into my veins? I don't want to turn back into a fat ass.

>> No.17354035

>>17354025
>better than heroin
Ask me how I know you've never used heroin

>> No.17354036

unfortunately there are no shortcuts with pasta. If you are like me then there is no healthy relationship with pasty or responsibly limiting your intake. You just need to starve yourself for 2 days then gorge on fettuccine.

>> No.17354045
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>>17354025

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>>17354025
Find something high in protein that tastes good. Pic related is very filling and very flavorful, I buy em at H mart all the time.

>> No.17354053

>>17354035
Ask me how I know you're a junkie piece of shit.

>> No.17354057

>>17354025
>>17354036
You wouldn't be this fucking fat if you learned to distinguish between carbohydrate sources (pasta, bread) and sources of fat (meat, cheese).

Question: Is fettucine pasta? Is spaghetti with meat balls pasta?
Answer: No to both

Question: Is fettucine a high-carbohydrate meal? Is spaghetti with meat balls a high-carbohydrate meal
Answer: Again no to both.

Question: Are you fat because of pasta and carboydates?
Answer: You cannot be because you never eat pasta or high-carbohydrate meals.

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>>17354053
how do you know

>> No.17354066

>>17354025
Just don't eat too much, exercise more, and you can have pasta every day. Calories in, calories out.

>> No.17354111

>>17354057
Imagine putting this much thought, effort and formatting into such a stupid fucking post.

>> No.17354455

>>17354025
>Reached my goal weight today so celebrated with spaghetti and meatballs.
This is how I know your weight is gonna explode like a fucking grenade.
That, and the reddit spacing.
kys you fat fuck.

>> No.17354459

>>17354025
>So my question is, how do I go about injecting spaghetti straight into my veins? I don't want to turn back into a fat ass.
Now that you're at your target weight you can go back to eating delicious foods and garbage snacks, just eat smaller portions and burn more calories to compensate.