/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17336745
I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer

Go back to /a/ with the jojoshit

>>17336759
should have been ultra zero white, anon what the fuck even is that flavor?

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NO WEAKNESS!!!

>>17336765
>Caffeine from All Sources: 80 mg per 8 fl oz serving (160 mg per can). Taurine. B-vitamins. Inspired by the famous bar call that includes the Russian capitol, Monster Mule is no ordinary energy drink. With a complex flavor highlighted by spicy/sweet ginger and backed up with zesty limes notes the taste is guaranteed to satisfy. Stir in our monster energy blend for a kick in the pants sure to get you moving morning or night. Available for a limited time only in a collectable copper style can.
Only one that doesn't taste likebeetus.

>>17336780
how can it give me beetus if it has no sugar?

>>17336784
It tastes too damn sweet is my point. Like all of the zero ones taste like they have a crap load of sugar. It's fookin weird

>>17336815
pass

this is by far my favorite because it taste just like the regular green monster but without all the sugar and it dosent have that nasty tang the zero sugar ones have. also i dont know much about nutrition bros, is one of these a day bad for my health??

>*walks past you*

>>17336765
desu ginger is based, makes your dick harder

>>17336759
Is this stuff still being produced? I haven't been able to find it for a while.

>>17337104
Not sure desu. Even before the coof hit i was only finding it at my pharmacy Consistently

man you're opinion on these things change the second you have to pass a kidney stone

>>17336926
More 4 me

>>17336745
blue monster best monster

>>17337740
I used to buy 24 pack cases of them in Iraq from the PX. I'd drink 3 of them a day and never had a stone

>>17336745
Get off my lawn

>>17336745
Patrician

>>17336745
Holy shit, is that...A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE????

>>17337989
fuck off weeb the thread exists how it is

>>17338001
>WOW!

>>17337883
a learned gentleman of taste and culture

I really miss old Relentless. Why did they stop selling these?

>>17337883
Blue Monster Best Monster

Make way for the king

i've gotten in the habit iof drinking 2 Reigns a day. will i die soon?

>>17339177
because of the cringe artwork

>>17336815
Thought I was alone out here

>>17337915
The only right answer in whole thread.
Kofeinated water that tastes like limonade without 3 killos of sugar, because I can't use espresso machine on highway.

>>17339498
Never < 3

>>17337104
yes
t. europoor
btw they just upped the price of all energy drinks in my count.

>>17339481
I don't care if they save money on the can design. Just want the old flavours back.

>>17339306
BASED

>>17336745
"hey anon, wanna bomb brown kids in the middle east?"

>>17339481
looks like a shitty metal band

I miss Monster Assault

Has anyone found the monster ultra peach flavor yet?

>>17341567
Thanks!!
>>17341632
That's my least favourite after original

>>17336938

>>17336745
>heh, nothing personal kid

>>17336784
beetus is when your cells stop responding to insulin
sugar substitutes can spike insulin

>>17336815
>>17337915
Min Blåmann

>>17344765
Beg your pardon? What the fuck did you say?

*clears throat*

One of my favorites.

Kiwi, lime and cucumber.

>>17337915
The one and only.

>>17341711
Where the fuck can I get one of these, do they even exist now?

>>17336745
>ultra

>>17346244
Got this yesterday or Wednesday yeah... Gas Station in Ontario, Canada.

>>17337915
absolutely kino.

Do they only sell these online now? I got a case of them but they all taste like ultra white. I remember them having a stronger blue raspberry flavor.

>>17336759
This one is delicious. The only good variant in the overrated Monster lineup

>>17336745
>"Can you keep up with me?"
NO
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO NEEDS TO KEEP UP WITH ME!
>*electrowub piano solo intensifies*

can't stand the taste of zero sugar stuff

>>17349193
The red and blue always both tasted like white plus a vague berry flavor. It wasn't until the later flavors that they started to stand out more.

Let's expand this thread to other energy drink brands.

This is Toro Loco, the spanish energy drink brand. With real sugar, no shit artificial sweeteners.

>>17350560
I regularly drink these guys, someone in another thread suggest Guru as another “healthy” brand, but I have yet to see them in stock anywhere near me. I also occasionally enjoy a Venom— which are made by the Dr.Pepper company and dirt cheap (either 96¢ or 77¢ on sale).

>>17337915
Started drinking this because of memes and now i can barely bring myself to have any other sips but this one

>>17346244
I didn't see one for a long time until i moved to south Florida and found it in a 7/11

>>17350560
I can feel these taking years off my life but they're delicious and I've never felt more powerful

For me, It's Bang Power Punch

>>17350627
>Trying to sell energy drinks as a healthy drinks using images of fruits and vegetables.

That was breakfast. Now off to Muay Thai.

>>17350046
This one is fucking gross

>>17350835
Haven't you learned to take photos properly yet?

>>17350865
I haven't seen that in the stores here in Spain. But oat milk and coffee with energy drink doesn't sound very good.

I haven't tried the other coffee ones though. I have yet to try them.

>>17350903
Nope. It was right side up when I took it. iPhone is just too complicated for me.

>>17350046
I loved this one but haven't seen it here in over a year.
I assumed they quietly discontinued it. Any insider /sipboys/ around who can confirm the status of Farmer's oats?

>>17341635
I think they're just starting to roll them out now. I haven't seen any at all yet in the Northeast US.
Any /sipboys/ find one yet?

>>17350748
I stick to the original but I agree. Can't be good for me, but I feel great.

>>17337915
One of the worst sips, desu.

>>17337915
Tastes like Diet 7-up

I really really like this flavor

>>17336745
Never sipped on this one but it looks like it'd drag me straight to heaven.
The ultra drinks are so good, wish i could find some ultra red if THEY FUCKING SOLD IT ANYWHERE FOR FUCKS SAKE IT WAS IN THE STORES A MONTH AGO AND ITS JUST DISAPPEARED

These are disgusting. What the hell happened to a good old cup of coffee?

>>17351106
I just grabbed one from 7-11 yesterday.

>>17336759
These are amazing, and I can't find them anywhere

>>17352544
I like both things.

But yeah I only take energy drinks in moderation. People that drink them daily are nuts.

>>17337915
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>>17336745
best fucking flavor

>>17350935
These are vile. In the UK we never get the Java ones sadly though. I do see a lot of Mule, Assault and various Ultras however. Mule is my new favourite, first can was eh, but now I can't stop.

>>17336745
>slaps your store clerk's ass
heh, nothing personel

>>17339177
children were dying by the thousands

>>17353776
GOOD.

>>17336745
I love that flavour; my favourite pre-workout

>>17349193
I cant even find these near me, shit is in fact gay

>>17351375
Good memories of drinking these with my grandpa before working on pools.

>>17353776
By that standard you could ban anything. Just don't sell them to children.