/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17345737
Dear sweet Jesus...

>>17345737
what exactly am I looking at here?

USE the FUCKING catalog!

>>17345768
Not sure what you mean but I did search before creating this thread. On searching because you said that I see there's a food gore thread made literally a minute after mine. Is the other person not in the wrong if mine existed first? But whatever.

>>17345518
I want to make this and post a cook-along. This only issue is this I have a rather shallow pan and I have no idea how you make a crust that looks like that. It certainly doesn’t look like panko. Also to cut it that cleanly I suspect you have to almost freeze the roll before frying. Any anons want to brainstorm a recipe out of this?

>>17345765
the filename is rather telling.
still, this is legit what abcesses are and how it can look in meat, sometimes it's more runny, sometimes it's more chunky like in here
source: granddad was a village butcher and young me used to help him often

>>17345933
does it taste good

>>17345940
>"yes, id like my steak cooked... well grey"

>>17346049
Ah yes, my kitchen centrifuge and kitchen magnetic stirrer.
Also, the blended mass somehow manages to look more disgusting than the whole worms.
I prefer nuts to worms.

>>17345518
This would be good with rice instead of mash

>>17346096
I fucking hate white bitches so much

pizza is mercilessly beaten dot wav

>>17345737
did they serve it after?

>>17345737
imagine the smell

>>17345940
Who serves steak with a side of corn?

>>17346314
the japs

>>17346317
huh i didn't know

>>17346139
Thank god there is plenty willing to get drilled with the slightest hint of humor

>>17346139
>white

>>17346049
I ain't against eating bugs but you gotta make it super appealing for me to eat it.
If you make it taste indistinguishable from regular food than I don't mind its probably better for you but I ain't eating it like that

>>17345518
Not gonna lie, I'd try it.

>>17346096
I hate all women accept my mom and my fluffy kitty cat

>>17346368
Honestly a salted, fried cricket is a decent novelty snack. I'd never eat that shit as a consistent meal, but if you tossed me a bag of them every other month or so I'd crunch on those bitches while I watch a movie or something.

>>17346368
>>17346498
I most countries where insects are eaten, they're treated as a junky snack food on par with potato chips. Telling people to replace their main protein with insects is just a retarded attention-grabbing marketing scheme by startups and media retards.
If you told someone in Thailand that there are people choosing to eat locusts over steak, and as a meal? They would laugh.

>>17346298
>nice and rare just how i like it

>>17346522
I mean if it turns out its better to be eating fake meat i don't mind as long as it tastes the same or better.
Its like star trek i don't mind if its fake if its good

>>17346096
I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>17345962
if you were being serious or joking it probably taste like very sour snot and buggers with blood in it

>>17345737
How often does this stuff make it into the ground beef supply....? In Canada?

>>17345737
nuggets?

>>17345940
Was this in Japan by any chance? The way it's served reminds me of the trashy Family Restaurant steaks I used to eat during uni.

>>17345737
This is literally the best arguement for vegetarianism I have ever seen.

>>17346049
So this is what spinanon's been up to

>>17346314
Somebody who wants steak and corn silly

>>17347470
It's Ribera Steakhouse in Japan

>>17346049
not taking the vaxx
not eating the bugs
not having secs with trannys
fuck the anti-christ
Christa es Rex

>>17346096
jesus christ

>>17345737
its brown mustard they put in in a stomach

>>17346096
I dont believe that she actually cooked the steaks in the toaster. All the fat dripping down would cause a fire.

>>17346144
mama mia!

Self gore: General Tso's tacos
Autism cooking? Yes.
Tasty? Yes.

>>17348416
That doesn't look like General Tso's chicken, but whatever. Those globs of Velveeta also look repulsive. Is Asian and Mexican a good pairing, anon?

>>17348440
The only thing that made it "General Tso's" was the seasoning I used. Notice the distinct lack of peppers and no tempura crust on the chicken.
Asian and Mexican is only a good pairing if you were as zoinked as I was when I cooked this. Otherwise, do not attempt.

>>17347533
checked and based

>>17347539
I was going to reply to this saying that I can't stand women who don't learn how to cook but then I realized I hate anyone who doesn't learn how to cook. Nevermind that there are so many delicious recipes out there and a lack of desire to learn them indicates deprivation of creativity, I don't know how people get through life without learning a skill that is almost essential to survival

>>17348549
I'm purely a baker because I don't understand normal cooking but what are some of your favorite recipes anon? I want to know what other people find good because my normal meal is kates cooking tier of bad because I don't have the eye for non sweets

>>17346627
it's usually attached to the skin USUALLY so not often

>>17346049
kek
https://youtu.be/yZo2mbbCmKQ

>>17345518
this is just Croquettes...

>>17345794
I assume it's panko on nori rolls. But this just seems like Japanese croquettes with crab and seaweed...

>>17345518
thats just a croquette you fucking retard

>>17345518

>>17345518
The Earth's gettin' warmer, my fellow Americans.

>>17346203
>>17346298
Jack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIvrd68MjHQ

>>17348699

>>17348714

>>17348678
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>>17348696
N

>>17348721

>>17348724

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>>17348712
i hate jackorbitertrannies so much
i know he has a lot of mass but he's not that massive to have so many objects in orbit like you tranny

>>17348736
Jack sucks so much. You cannot deny the suck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw

>>17348747
yeah but I don't think about him whatsoever. he doesn't larp like he's a God of cooking.

>>17348747
Jack sucks so hard he pulls the proverbial 360 and moonwalks right into being intriguing. I’d jump at the chance have a beer at his house while watching him cut or poison himself on camera.

Let's not forget about this masterpiece.

>>17348755
>asian girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT_ML2IIwis

>>17348761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpXzASiXX8U

>>17345765
beef kiev

>>17348583
>able to bake
>not cook
Fucking how

>>17348583
KEK

>>17348770

>>17348789
Chemist can’t into art. Many such cases.

>>17346314

Corn niblets, no less.

>>17346049
You WILL eat the bugs

>>17346096
Woman moment

>>17345940
Ribera is a rib, brother. Only the marks eat there.

>>17346066
Yeah deez nuts

>>17346096
good shitpost lol

>>17348583
not thats anon but can you make pie filling?


also you can just follow a recipe or do what i do. Cook one dish until you are good at making it or decide its not worth the effort.

also a simple thing i like to make is green chicken enchiladas. Its super simple to make from scratch if you can get the ingredients and even easier if you buy all the parts pre-made and the difference in quality isn't very much big. great to reheat, takes and hour tops, and its impressive for a dinner party.

>>17348549
>here are so many delicious recipes out there and a lack of desire to learn them indicates deprivation of creativity
I am shit cook and i hate cooking by recipe exactly precisely because it is just boring following of instructions without space for my own input.

>>17349998
>can you make pie filling?
Of course, I love making pies. You can make them very pretty and that's what really makes me enjoy them.
I'll check out those chicken stuff though, I'm going to the store tomorrow and maybe I'll shoot my shot
>>17348819
>>17348789
I actually am a painter, but yea I just don't know how to make real food appealing like I do with making pastries and whatnot. With pastries there are so many rules and how to make them taste good, a lot of flavors but I just can't wrap my head around even poaching an egg
With baking at least there are so many rules you need to follow and need to have the proper technique for, but cooking doesn't seem like it has that. Only real food I can make is bread, but thats because its not far off from making a pastry, there is just a few more steps involved.

>>17350009
Getting the technique right is your input, idiot.

>>17348714
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>>17348724
I feel like we've reached a point where politicians express such open contempt for "the everyman" that they're finally going to stop staging these embarrassing photoshoots.

>>17348712
His right arm is still functional, must be an old video

>>17348699
>al gets vanilla
>other white guy gets vanilla
>black guy gets chocolate

>>17346096
I'm in love

>>17348761
I
I I
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I remember
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBPg5ftCMv8

>>17346298
JACK NO!!

>>17345940
>westerners tries to imitate hot plates from asia
https://youtu.be/tGgvwWhK7B4

>>17350809
>vanilla
nigga are you fucking blind or just stupid?

>>17350915
That picture is from a steakhouse in Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az1f28YUePA

>>17348714
al is always invited to the cookout.

>>17350928
wtf you're right

>>17346298
Jack is just a carrier and spreader of Salmonella propaganda. The colony of bacteria has commandeered his body years ago.

>>17345518
You know, you call this gore, but I actually thought it looked good enough to try. I made a batch, though I used canned tuna rather than imitation crab, and thousand island rather than Mac sauce, but it was actually really fucking good. I think it'd be better with beef in the center rather than poor people fish products, such as the original recipe and my tuna version, but if you made it as such and presented it as like, some kind of beef and potato croquette, most people would devour it. I wish I took photos but really, it's good.
I'm from Minnesota though idk if that matters

>>17350920
if its not vanilla then what is it?

>>17346203
that fucking ridiculous ring

>>17351003
zoom in on the ice cream you stupid bitch.
it has big black bits all in it, its ether vanilla and choc chip or cookies and cream. also look at the black guys ice cream, look at the lighter more orange parts around some of it, it is clearly chocolate caramel or chocolate butterscotch. you dumb bitch. fucking amature hour on /ck/ i guess.

>>17350211
are you wamin? also try chances are you just need to learn
>when food needs more salt
>when food needs an acid (and which)
>when food needs sugar
>when food needs spice
and that pretty much it. you can make good tasting sloppa at the very least if you can balance these in a meal/dish

>>17351096
so youre just nitpicking
>IF VANILLA HAS CHOCOLATE CHIPS ITS NOT VANILLA
>IF CHOCOLATE HAS CARAMEL ITS NOT CARAMEL
neck urself.

>>17347539
Literally the only thing this needs is a couple packets of taco seasoning and some cheese and you're off to the races.

>>17348712
>Salmonella
>Picture of nice pink burger
You've gone full retard. Never go full retard.

>>17348747
THIS one makes a lot more sense for salmonella!

>>17351115
you dont call a square red if 1/4 of it is blue you call it a red and blue square you fucking idiot. vanilla is just vanilla its not vanilla if it has literally any amount of any other thing in it, i dont care if it has 1 single choc chip inside its not vanilla its vanilla choc chip.

if you ordered vanilla and they gave you vanilla and choc chip would you walk away and be happy with that? no you would take it back and say hey this is not vanilla this is not what i ordered, do you think its ok for them to say "well its mostly vanilla and you are just nitpicking" no, you would ask for the correct order or a refund.

stupid dumb bitch.

>>17351096
So angry. Angry about ice cream.

>>17345518
Fresh for all of my /ck/ fags
>be me
>panera wagie
>Customer comes in and asks for 4 breadbowls to go
>Give bowls to cashier to pack up and turn back around to my line
>Customer comes up to the counter 5 minutes later
>Cashier fucking sliced them up
>mfw
Got to take them home at least, guess who's making stuffing!

>>17351108
>are you wamin?
You can't just ask someone that..
>when food needs more acid
Acid? The hell is that? Like lemon juice?

>>17351163
youre taking my lame joke way too seriously, lets make up and have sex later

>>17346049
The nutriblocks from Snowpiercer

>>17346049
gains stats on those bars?

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>>17345518
I feel bad for saying this, but my wife doesn’t make chicken nice.
>heat up a little oil
>fry a lot of onion rings
>put chicken thighs on top
>after two minutes add some water and close lid
The result is a bland chicken (even with some spice mix it is bland for some reason) that is soaked in water and oil. She says she wants to cook healthy so that’s why she is doing it. I guess I should cook from now on.

>>17345737

So THAT'S where horseradish comes from!

You learn something new every day.

>>17346096
fucking white people. thats like $40 of steak

>>17348764
I truly believe that the Chinese have no souls.

>>17351640
Ikr, she didn't wash that bitch before cooking it. BAKA white people

>>17347539
Going off their chubby bitch fingers, they're not going hungry

>>17345940
My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Delete this post immediately. Our history and tradition with that place is something that’s beyond your years.

>>17348774
Kek

>>17351163
What's life like on the spectrum

>>17351241
I'm confused as to what actually happened. You say "bread bowl" yet you show a picture of a sliced up loaf of bread? I thought bowls were hollow.

>>17351403
and vinegar

>>17351939
What he means is that before that bread was sliced up, it was going to be turned into a bowl. The cashier was an idiot and cut it up.

>>17351678
Wait til you see how white people treat animals in slaughter houses.

>>17346203
Aunt Myrna's Pineapple Hindenburg was peak Jack

>>17345765
pus

>>17351640
it's great to be WHITE and live exclusively around WHITE people.

>>17351698
seethe, shitskin

>>17352060
WHITE?
We rule the world, and we've invented every fucking thing on the planet.

>>17350980
Based actual cook. I’ll try it

>>17345757
the best part about that picture is how i saw it for the first time the day after i had a very strong psychedelic trip in a green sunlit field which prominently featured monarch butterflies and flowers and sensing that there was a world interacting with ours outside the band of visible light frequencies

>>17345737
>>17346627
The real question is how many of these incognito oranges make it into orange juice (per hour)

>>17348789
autism, can follow explicit written instruction to the letter but zero imagination for flavor

>>17351241
Probably went into autopilot and was just slicing stuff.

>>17351880
its ok but since being diagnosed everyone uses it as the reason why i do anything which i dont like.
like, "well of course he did/does that he is autistic after all" "heh yeh thats the autism coming through" "he is autistic what else would he do?" they never said any of this before but now every part of my life is reduced to being autistic.

>>17347539
just mix in some cream and cheese and pop it back in the oven until golden

>>17348712
>Those reactions
are people just trolling him or what

>>17352834
I have unironically cut out processed foods for the sole reason that defective products make it through the processor. I cannot have a can of tomato soup without thinking about the quality of the tomatoes and insects that made it through

>>17346096
Some New Zealand retard burnt his house down trying the steak-in-toaster trick

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9753685/New-Zealand-man-burnt-house-cooking-steak-toaster-says-400-000-payout-isnt-enough.html

>>17345518
I kind of want to try this.

>>17345737
I'm a vegan now

>>17353405
So you don't like goop coming out of a butchers meat but you'll eat gallons of it if it comes from Tyrone's.

>>17353442
Take your meds

>>17349205
FUCK YOUR FUCKING BUGS!

>>17351590
She really should use chicken stock instead of just water when cooking the rice in the rice cooker.
Maybe add some mushrooms as well.

>>17345765
A product of the meat industry.

>>17346139
good thing thats a spic

>>17347539
These are never real.

>>17353188
>I have unironically cut out processed foods for the sole reason that defective products make it through the processor.
Same, stopped having pre-made apple sauce and mashed potatoes because I don’t want to eat rotten bits blended in there.

>>17348440
Ask the filipinos

>>17352952
That's the method I use . I stoped following recipes for that reason . I started using my imagination to come up with meals . It doesn't always work out well .

>>17346144
Thats'a spicy'a meatball

>>17348416
Might be the marijuana talking but I'd crush that.

>>17346203
what would jacks life have amounted to had he never uploaded this video?

>>17347539
reminds me of this delicious armenian dish except the pasta is filled with meat and floating in broth

>>17348416
general tso would make foor some decent taco filling
its pan seared chicken wih spicy sauce, onions and peppers

>>17346144
if he had just closed it gently that would have been top tier pizza
>flame chared cheese
yum

>>17354512
Hinkali? It's popular in russia
I prefer regular pelmeni/dumplings/gyozatho

>>17354580
no, he pasta was toasted rather than boiled

>>17348135
Shes obviously joking

>>17346314
Retarded amerimutts

>>17346498
Why do mutts post like this? It makes you look like a weird cringy reddit faggot

>>17351678
For eating a dead frog? Gtfo whitey

>>17346096
>ppl still fall for this video
you deserve to have your house burn to believe this is real

>>17348712
>when he rams that holder up the turkey
God I’m fully erect

>>17348819
Fuck you chemists are creative and cool and awesome and extremely attractive

>>17351590
she can cook healthy just fine without doing that...tell her she just needs to sear the chicken breast ffs
adding water doesn't make it healthier and you don't need a lot of oil to sear. cooking is basically the manipulation of water and heat and soaking the chicken like that is the opposite of what she should be doing. or else go all the way and make it a poached chicken breast that you can shred and dress in a sauce or something, or make chicken soup

>>17346096
She's perfect

>>17345737
Abscessed meat was the most disgusting part of working in a slaughter house. It's the only thing I couldn't get used to

>>17346049
I'd rather just eat the whole bugs not that gray brick

I'm pretty sure most of you would eat this.

>>17346314
America, the land of corn and beef

>>17347533
But some bugs are kosher. If you are really one of those Christ is King fags there is nothing more you want in the world than a strong Jewish Israel. It's the whole meta for your end of the world fan fiction

>>17350713
They already have. Those type of photo ops are extremely rare now. Politicians don't care about people and politics. They care about clout and money. They spend more time on Fox news, CNN and MSNBC than doing their job. And we just keep reelecting them and they know that. Every office should have a term limit

>>17351096
This faggot wasted time and brainpower to zoom in and stare 25 year old ice cream to prove some anonymous person on the internet wrong.
What a waste of time

>>17351939
They don't come out hollow you have to hollow them after baking

>>17353058
And yet we didn't know you were autistic, your entire post just oozed autism. Nothing wrong with that bro I'm a sperglord too and I'm so fucking dumb I didn't get diagnosed until I was in my 40s.
I always just figured life was that hard and and confusing for everyone. Wasn't until after my third time being homeless until I recognized something actually wasn't right

>>17351640
Allowing black girls on the Internet was a mistake

>>17353442
If you think an ass full of cum is worse than a mouthful of hot puss you're insane

>>17356994
Calm down Caleb

>>17348583
Anon I suggest you start watching some popular cooking shows and cook alongside them. Eventually you will start to notice which chefs align with your personal taste and methods.

Try learning about major regional cuisines and break it down to subregions based on what you find you like most.

my personal tips for beginners:

>Find out every different way you can use an egg, what does taking it out or adding it into a dish do? They are cheap, versatile, delicious and plentiful. Piggybacking off your baking knowledge, start making savory pies and pastries.

>don't be afraid to get creative/weird with your food. Food Wars didn't invent the idea of mixing the most random or weird combinations together in an effort to understand taste and you aren't a weirdo if you emulate this. Chefs have been doing this around the world since the beginning of time.

>Don't be a purist when you don't need to. There's always a different way to prepare a dish. Tradition is great but so is innovation and versatility

I could go on about this for a while, but I think my autism is practically bursting at the seems

>>17351678
you're right, but the people in the vid are Japanese

>>17345518
That looks good
>>17345940
Beef outside of the US is actually safe to eat even fully raw, nothing wrong with this.
>>17346298
Now this is bad because it's raw American beef.
>>17348416
That looks good
>>17351532
This came from someone making soup or something. You can just simmer it with some oil and seasonings for a bit and then shred it for a good ingredient
>>17353730
That plate of neatly halved broccoli with carefully-applied chunky brown paste truly looks horrifying. What is the brown substance?

>>17357274

>>17345765
when a farm animal gets injured, the injury often gets infected, but still closes itself and the farmers don't notice. The disgusting fluid that comes out is a mix of rancid dead skin and dead muscle

>>17346314
Corn on the cob wouldn't be that bad.

>>17357194
Okay, Caesar.

>>17348698
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>>17348734
fuck off you retard faggot no one thinks you're funny you're just sad, like me replying to your gay posts

>>17346049
It looks like mud after it was blended.

>>17351640
You're a conquered people.

>>17357101
that looks sick

>>17348755
Centuries ago women would unironically use their pits when making onigiri for like 200 men before they went to war

>>17346049
impressed that this man started with a pile of literal worms, and managed to make it look less appetizing

>>17352060
You think whites work in slaughterhouses?

>>17357297
>you know about our lacking food standards???
yes

>>17346144
>Cartel member tortures Italian tourist

>>17348714
is that al gore contributing to climate change?

>>17357194
It's not even puss, it's just wet skin.

>>17357128
>strawman
>implying this hard
ishygddt

>>17346298
honestly my favorite part of this is how dull the knife is

>>17345737
>meat has cream filling

>>17357190
damn an actual schizo boomer hobo.

>>17346049
Nigga whipping up some soylent green in nie home laboratory real quick

>>17345737
Don't act like the same thing can't happen to humans. In that case, cannibalism is frowned upon.

>>17351539
I recognize this cereal box... I posted this on Reddit cringe subreddit (back when I had an account there) I took this photo!

>>17346049
This is in sore need if a tasty splash page at the end.

>>17349215
>marks
Ribera has some connection to wrestling, right?

>>17352060
>>17357271
>>17355637
Begone, chinks. Don't you have a factory to go die in?

>>17351939
They have a circular punching dagger they use to cut a circle in the bread, and then they rip out the cut portion. That way you have hollowed bread and a piece of dipping.

>>17345765
mustard gas, in solid form

>>17358727
Pretty sure there at least a couple of additional reasons why cannibalism is 'frowned upon', pal.

>>17348416
Looks retarded but I'd give it a shot if you replace the cheese with some sauce of some kind. I'll eat basically anything if it's in a flour wrap.

>>17345518

>>17357086
how common is that?

>>17345737
oh my god.......................

>>17346096
Unironically would marry

>>17359745
actually i respect euros for this and as americans we are LAGGING BEHIND in burger science, we should be slathering our burgers in tasty sauces too

>>17359745
danes say this is delicious and i believe them. it doesn't look great though.

>>17359745
thought it looked pretty good until he added that diarrhea sauce.

>>17353730
knowing how to deal and what to do with each ingredient is more important than knowing how to follow a recipe

>>17345940
ACTUALLY RAW
(bottom right)

>>17359745
What the hell is wrong with the Netherlands?

>>17346368
>>17346498
slippery slope gaslighting propaganda shills

>>17346049
You will all be eating this shit in 20 years unless you are ultra wealthy

>>17345940
Cooked on too low a heat, there seems to be no sear at all

>>17346049
Why did he have to put whole mealworms on top? I'd take the grey goo by itself.

>>17352825
same, that pic reminds me of what my first trip felt like
never been the same since, in the best way possible

>>17345737
OMG :((((

>>17359976
It looks like shit. If you come here and want fastfood, ask for a ribbenstegssandwich. It's a sandwich with a slice of pork roast (rind included), pickled red cabbage and pickled cucumber.
Our hotdogs are probably more recognizable, but not as good imo.

>>17346049
This isnt real and there is no conspiracy to eat bugs you are all so fucking dumb

>>17351403
Watch the show Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat.

>>17346096
>>17346139
reminds me of all the retarded shit my ex used to do in the kitchen except she’d try and make up for it by throwing every seasoning she had into the pot because she hated herself for being white

>>17351134
it’s ground beef retard

>>17348712
>galvanized steel trash can fire
smoked with zinc fumes, genius

>>17361404
>buy organic turkey because no chemicals
>give yourself heavy metal poisoning instead

>>17361464
metal isn't chemicals retard

>>17361467
your mother

>>17361599
*you're

>>17359745
are you supposed to eat this with a fork and knife?

>>17349998
EW. Chicken shouldn't be green, you're fucking disgusting. You're eating MOULDY meat.

>>17352834
what happened to that orange? Is that mold or is it just dying?

>>17346203
Looks kinda good desu

>>17345518
https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

>>17362106
it is fucking disgusting trust me

>>17362142
What the fuck are some of these ingredients? That orangeish shit looks like the ear custard from dead alive.

>>17361901
a bib and a spoon

>>17346498
No you wouldn't, the filmy texture that builds up would have you gagging thinking about eating a whole bag let alone doing every month.

>>17347527
Is that Chris Benoit?

>>17346203
I can't believe Aunt Myrna isn't in jail just for that.

>>17348764

>>17362142
this is jack tier