/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17345673
Store manager was talking about this shit over the holidays and I was so damn confused. Shit looks awful desu

>>17345673
Mother of god...

>>17345673
I'm going to cooom

>>17345673
>Shit looks awful desu
Why?

>>17345715
>>17345680

>>17345722
Looks like overkill. I like junk food but that's a bit much

>>17345848
They've been putting cake/brownies/candy bars in ice cream since before you were born. Why are you acting like you've never seen this before?

>>17345856
No shit sherlock and I think those are overkill as well. So sorry I'm not big on this kind of shit.

>>17345715
2 for 5 at walmart means it's low quality as fuck, it's almost certainly just a bunch of corn syrup and emulsifiers whipped up to become a "frozen dairy product".

>>17345861
This as well

>>17345859
Stop with your shitty 4chan trope of:
>something very common
>ewww that looks so gross how can someone eat that!

it's fucking lame, low effort and tiresome.

>>17345876
It's my opinion, why are you so assblasted that I think it looks gross?

>>17345881
>It's my opinion, why are you so assblasted that I think it looks gross?

Because your comments will ruin the experience when they get that product in our stores. If you can't say anything positive in a thread, why post anything. Just say no to hate, ok?

>>17345881
because your opinion has no substance, it's low effort posting.

>>17345897
>Because your comments will ruin the experience when they get that product in our stores. If you can't say anything positive in a thread, why post anything. Just say no to hate, ok?
Okay and? I highly doubt one sperg shitting on it via a basket weaving forum is going to drive them away from buying it

>>17345904
As is most of the shit on this site

>>17345907
be the change you want to see, anon.

>>17345673
Zebra Cakes Ice Cream.
I have a feeling i will end up looking like this soon.

>>17345876
>NOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DISLIKE SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE LIKE YOU CONTRARIAN

>>17345680
>confused
>by ice cream
How fucking retarded are you?

>>17345972
Didn't know this existed at the time. So I had no idea what he was talking about

>>17345909
I want to see this board hate novelty ice cream.

>>17345944
that oatmeal creme pie is where its gonna be at

>>17345897
(You)

>>17345673
One Cosmic and Zebra, please!

>>17345905
you are retarded

>>17345673
oh lawdy

>>17345673
one nuddy butty for me please

I got an oatmeal cream pie and a zebra cake. I'll let you guys know how they are later. I'm plan on eating both of them tonight.

i am now putting on my clothes to go to walmart and get one of each

>Zebra Cake Ice Cream

Ay Dios mio

>>17345673
post your gay watch and gay shoes faggot

>>17347103
That's a pretty gay request bruh.

>>17345673
wow i need it

>>17345673
Oatmeal Creme Pies > Zebra Cakes > Swiss Rolls >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest

I have never seen a more obvious viral marketing thread in my life

>>17347273
take your meds

>>17347273
>don't talk about food on a food board
You weren't invited to birthday parties either were you?

>>17347265
Nutty Bars are supreme. Zebra Cakes have a good texture but halfway through the sugar is overwhelming. Cosmic Brownies are shit.

>>17345861
Imagine if you created these, but entirely homemade with real cream, cake, chocolate, etc. With no zogslop in it. Sounds great

>>17347265
>>17347324

>>17345673

>>17345861
you can clearly see that it says ice cream, and the FDA has standards for using that name on a product

>>17345876
You need to go back.

White trash rednecks gonna be fatter than ever.
Little Debbie aint gonna be little for very long.

>>17345673

>>17347611
Imagine being this much of a cocksucking, parent disappointing, waste of space faggot.

>>17345673
>Honey Bun
>Strawberry Shortcake
>Finally started a calorie deficit few days ago

>>17347910
Serious who comes up with this prison food shit

Oh I think I answered my own question

>>17345673
The only ones I'd be willing to try is the Swiss Rolls and Honey Buns. Fucking hate all the others.

>oatmeal creme pie ice cream
jesus....

>>17350038
yeah nobody eats ice cream and pie.

fucking retard.

>>17345673
Having never eaten any of these products my first pick would be oatmeal creme pies followed by nutty bars.
The rest looks bad, especially the cosmic brownies.

>>17350324
>especially the cosmic brownies.
brownies in ice cream is good. Ben and Jerry's does a good one.

Little Debbie sucks
Why would the ice cream version be any better?
The company uses the absolute cheapest ingredients possible.

How poor did you have to be to grow up with this brand?

>>17345861
>carton literally says ice cream in the picture
This is an AHA ad post. Ignore it

Anyone else notice an unpleasant grittiness in any kind of swiss roll snack cake? It's the same for little debbie and hostess.

>>17351049
Okay, so what's the verdict?

>>17350597
Very poor. While my trailer park days are long behind me, while I'm just shy of 30 and am (just barely and honestly mostly on paper) a millionaire, I still eat oatmeal creme pies and baloney and "cheese" sandwiches with "bread", "mayonnaise style product", and Doritos as a sandwich topping. Tastes like childhood.

>>17351087
Pretty good. Big chunks of oatmeal cookie, and the ice cream tastes a bit "marshmallow-y" I guess to mimic the cream flavor.

Next one

>>17345673
>no raspberry zingers

>>17351286
It's not that impressive. Vanilla ice cream with some chocolate swirls and tiny little cake bites.

>>17351333
you should just blend it up into a milkshake.

biscuits and jam ice cream

>>17345861
It’s fucking ice cream, this isn’t division one football nutrition, it’s candy

>>17351395
It's pretty good too

can't u companies just buy a self serve ad

>>17345673
>no banana twins

>>17351286
>>17351049
>WENT TO WALMART AND KROGER
>NOT IN YET
>FIRST ANON GIVES PISS POOR REVIEWS
>SHITTY LIGHTING
YOU NIGGER

>No peanut butter crunch.

shit selection desu

>>17351333
checked
YOU DIDN'T EVEN BUY EVERY SINGLE FLAVOR, DID YOU???
I HOPE YOU CATCH AIDS :)

All of them. Test them all.

>>17351049
>>17351286

>another junk food thread
you fuckers aren't even trying anymore.

>>17345897
>If you can't say anything positive in a thread, why post anything
this is your brain on stupid assholism.

i believe i will purchase the nutty bar and cosmic brownie, to see what they are like, as a reward to myself, and to numb the crushing pain of existing in a collapsing atomized society. i am so lonely. my brain has stopped producing endogenous dopamine and i don't don't do drugs anymore so eating processed junk food is the only way i can cope.

>>17352750
i called ____, a big cheese at my local _____, and told him what the fuck was up and mentioned how it was curious why we didn't have any of these beuts in yet. my man said he'd get some in asap if possible. little debbie ice cream is more than just junk food, anon. this is a new direction of society. candy bar ice cream was one thing, this is something entirely different.

>>17345673
>Oatmeal cream pies

>>17352011
i think we've learned you're better off buying good ice cream and cutting some of these up and mixing them into it

>>17352810
I also do this, for me it's ordering enough domino's pizza to last for 2-3 days. I also want to try this with Fazoli's lol

>>17345673
did you know sometimes they use the scent glands of beavers to make artificial flavor?

>>17345673
Let's go brandon

>>17347049
Wait, this dude's from here? He attention whores on /v/ too.

>>17345673
>nutty bar ice cream
AYO HOLD UP

>>17345861
2 for $5 can be both expensive and an "on sale" price when it comes to pints of ice cream.

>>17353005
I don't think he'd consider /ck/ his home board, but there aren't as many people here who are a dick to him as on other boards.

>>17353153
He's tolerated here because most people here are obese, just like him.

>>17352976
>artificial
It gets listed as natural flavor.

>>17352036
I, too, am seething

>>17345673
Probably better than Ben and Jerry's, but if I want ice-cream I'd just go for a nice vanilla that I can put shit on top of or something.

You’re probably better off just buying the snack cakes and mixing them into actually good vanilla ice cream yourself.

>>17353005
He used to post in guitar general on /mu/.
He's an awful guitarist.

>>17345861
But sugar-laden Haagen Dazs is fine?

oh not much just posting about my suicidal ideation in a viral marketing thread for processed snack cake ice cream on a website dedicated to anime child porn and hate speech.

>>17353652
my ass has to go back to walmart on the sunday of the final four to the superbowl just to look for ice cream because fuck knows calling customer service on a sunday is not gonna fly.

>>17345861
>>17345868
It's being made by Hudsonville Ice Cream, which is pretty decent quality stuff. It's not going to be shit-tier Breyer's "frozen dairy dessert" stuff. Thinking like Blue Bell level quality.

>>17354928
i'm about to go driving now

>>17345673
>>17351049
>>17351231
>>17351286
>>17351333
you're fucking with me, aren't you? explain yourselves or i'm gonna be really frustrated.

>>17354352
if you're gonna eat crap might as well be good crap

>>17353810
>Probably better than Ben and Jerry's,
get b2 /pol/

>>17354952
No it's real It's pretty Good. I went to Go get more but It was all Sold out

>>17352976
Good. Fuck beavers.

t. Post10.

>>17345673
I would welcome anything that beats inflation and taste decent. Fuck having to pay extra just for a fucking brand name.

>>17355444
>beats inflation
Hows the returns on name brand ice creams?

>>17355501
What do you mean?

>>17355512
retard.

>>17355221
What exactly makes Ben & Jerry's good?

>>17355529
the flavors.

>>17354952
>pint

That's like one serving of ice cream.

>>17355529
Very little. The only thing they for going for them is the meme flavors. Even then, the actually ice cream is very meh.

>>17345673
>game changer

cuckkit is ---> that way

>>17355529
little chocolate fish

>>17355529
It's pretty high quality due to the high fat content, but with that comes insane calorie counts, and the taste isn't enough to justify the higher price point or having 2-3x the calories of a more economical brand like Dean's or Turkey Hill.

>>17354928
didn't breyers went back to using cream and milk oppose to whatever before

>>17347611

you left the best ones out

>>17355706
I know that with some of their basic flavors they always made it real, like vanilla and strawberry, but the mix-ins like the Reese's or Oreos I believe are still the cheap fake shit.

>>17355529
brownies and cookie dough in a single flavor. Yes Half Baked is the best flavor.

>>17355715
"birthday cake" isn't a real flavor

>>17357172
I disagree.

>>17354952
2 for 5 and its 2.50 each why do they do this

>>17357207
are you retarded?

>>17357248
it used to be that if it was worded like 2 for 5 it was implied you were getting a deal like if you bought them separate it would cost you $6 but together it's a dollar off now stores trick you by thinking your getting a bargain by buying two even tho your not instead of just saying 2.50 each

>>17357279
Sometimes you can get a single for the $2.50 but other times they have a "must buy x amount" rule for the sale price.

>>17353165
I like his wiener dogs and his life makes me feel wayyyyyy better about mine

>>17357330
not for wall-mart they are scummy as fuck they do that trick all the time

>>17347611
cosmic brownies in z wtf

>>17345673
one of each please

>>17347611
>Swiss Rolls
>Z
Were it not for the laws of this land, you would be executed on the spot for such shit tastes.

>>17347598
I have an ice cream maker. I think I'll try that.

>>17345673
No Star Crunch? Not interested

>>17347611
>shit taste indicative of a buttfucking faggot
As to be expected of someone that has to use a “meme generator site” like some geriatric fagbook boomer

>>17355304
of course it's real dickbrain, but this nigger eating it before it's supposed to hit shelves? i've been to walmart and kroger only to find it's supposed to be a walmart exclusive, and then i read it's not supposed to hit shelves until the first.
so how does OP the niggerfaggot supreme have some already!? i was going to bribe one of the wagies yesterday when i checked a second time to see if they could grab me some but NFL sunday morning crowds would have made it a scene.

americans don't know shit about snack cakes

>McKee (little Debbie) press release and social media post from Hudsonville Ice Cream LLC's Jewbook social media at 2:23pm on January 25th is first mention of the news.
>Last news from the Ice Cream company's blog was April 22, 2021, can find nothing on blog about new product.
>Little Debbie website mentions nothing about new product, is not listed on product lookup.
>Hudsonville product lookup yields no results for "Little Debbie" within 75 miles of points of interest.
Not looking good how the only place near me that has any Hudsonville products is not called Walmart....

>>17359041
Protip: I am a wagie.

>>17345897
This! Take my upvote good sir, you've earned it

They're back, thank God. I'm gonna pick up the honey bun, strawberry, and cosmic brownie.

>>17359041
As someone that works at Walmart, I can tell you for sure that ice cream is not timegated and you're more likely going to experience a delay in that ice cream even making it to the store. But on the flip side some of that shit has definitely been delivered early in places

Could still just be shilling though

>>17345861
based retard who doesn't know what he's talking about

>>17347781
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>>17351482
>>17354352
>>17354928
>>17360768
Walmart shills in full damage control. I will not eat the little debbie flavored xanthan gum

>>17345673
I don't know how old you are but please start making more of an effort to look after your health instead of gorging on this garbage. You do not want health issues when you start hitting even as little as your 30s.

>>17345673
Donut Stickbros... they forgot about us...

>>17360780
I wish somebody was paying me to post on this shithole. You have a mental illness.

>>17359539
You're a faggot. What state?
>>17360742
Anon, that doesn't help whatsoever, but I appreciate the thought.

>>17360780
what will you eat? So other "Brand" sold at wally world?

>>17347085
You have horrible taste. That's literally the worst tasting treat. Waxy coating with no flavor. Dry cake. Gritty filling that tastes fake

>>17355541
Fat fingers typed this.

>>17345673
A cookie works fine for me mate. don't need my snack brought to me in a bucket

>>17363058
Well m8, I just grabbed a Nutty Bar, Oatmeal Creme Pie, and Cosmic Brownie pint because it's all I could find at either Walmart.
I caught the cunts less than an hour before they closed, these were the only three available in the one ice cream pallet they had at only one store. I've gotta get some sleep so I can wake up and get there at 6 tomorrow to make sure the wagies just didn't just miss it. They came in plastic wraps of 8, and it was just these three flavors out of 7 total, scattered randomly among all the rest of the ice cream on the pallets. Can send you some if you want kiwi.

>>17363148
munch it. im nads deep in some pinapple lumps

>>17357172
it's specifically buttery vanilla on creamy vanilla to the point it almost tastes fruity? Does anyone else get that impression or is my inner child brain hyperfocused on the colored sugar chips?

>>17346181
Creampie ur mum

>>17363187
this is why we need to do a yearly trading of gifts, some kind of food trading thing.
got some free Sour Apple sativa-hybrid, got 6 hours of work today, and i'll be off until Friday. here's to getting the other 4 lost flavors that these fags on the web are pretending like they've had but only coincidentally post either all flavor together on display, or just advertise one flavor - malarkey I say!

Swiss > Brownie = Honey Bun > Oatmeal > Zebra > Nutty

Nutty had like no flavor and Zebra I couldn't taste any cream/cake
Oatmeal has a slight flavor but it's mostly vanilla
Swiss, Brownie, and Honey Bun all have actual flavor with Swiss being the best/strongest and tastes just like eating a swiss roll

>>17351049
>>17351286
>>17363851
>>17363895
Post ingredients

>>17363895
You'll get fat eating all that ice cream. Nutty Bar really had no flavor? Disappointing, I thought those would be good. Do the Swiss roll and Cosmic brownie flavors have vanilla or chocolate ice cream?

>>17363906
"Nutty Bar"
>milk, cream, sugar, corn syrup, roasted peanuts, powdered sugar (sugar, corn starch), skim milk, whey, peanut oil, waffle cone pieces (unbleached wheat flour, sugar, soybean oil, soy lecithin, salt), coconut oil, cocoa processed with alkali, salt, mono and diglycerides, skim milk powder, soy lecithin, cellulose gum, corn starch, guar gum, aninato (color), natural flavor

I'm not digging the other two out because i'm trying to keep this shit on the dl.

>>17363895
you are a real fucking fag. competing with OP levels of stupid nigger faggy

>>17363912
>>17363895
idk who this is, but they're not one of us

Off to Walmart to double check again for the rest of the flavors.

>>17364179
It looks like 1 has just the three flavors I bought, and it's looking like Walmart 2 ordered only the exact same three as the other. It's been more than an hour and the wagies still haven't gotten around to stocking the ice cream yet, but the frozen potatoes are stocked.

>>17363934
Take ypur.meds

>>17345673
Just more white trash garbage only in Walmart. I am so happy that I live in NYC where Walmart is not legally allowed to have a foothold in at all only in shit places like Long Island far far away

>>17365580
Imagine bragging about living in a dystopian hellscape but at least you don't have a grocery chain nearby.

>>17346381
god women are disgusting

>>17365597
bet she knows how to squeeze it like a pro

>>17353091
Fuck this one. This is unfair, I fucking love those little nutty fuckers like you wouldn't believe.

>>17363929
>corn syrup third ingredient
>no eggs
The absolute STATE

>>17347910
I live in chatt and she's already pretty damn big
like I think 280-320 last time I saw her

>>17345680
Anon's Store Manager: Hey, Little Debbie now offers ice cream with flavors based on their snacks!

Anon's brain: What does he mean by this...?

>>17345673
MY GOD....