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>look up recipe video
>it opens with glockenspiel and/or ukulele music
>find another recipe video
if you're new to cooking, I cannot stress strongly enough how much better of a chef you'll be if you just follow this one trick

>> No.17341465

True. My food tastes much better since I learned to play the ukulele for myself.

>> No.17341699

>>17341411
It’s either all that or googling a recipe only to have the first 5 pages of results be written by a woman so I have to cntrl+g to save me 10 minutes of scrolling. I don’t give a fuck about what this recipe means to you, your kids, or any other retarded bullshit women want to drone ad nauseam about. Now if I see a cooking video or a recipe online involves a woman I just skip it until I find something done by a man.

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>>17341699
>It’s either all that or googling a recipe only to have the first 5 pages of results be written by a woman so I have to cntrl+g to save me 10 minutes of scrolling. I don’t give a fuck about what this recipe means to you, your kids, or any other retarded bullshit women want to drone ad nauseam about. Now if I see a cooking video or a recipe online involves a woman I just skip it until I find something done by a man.

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>>17341831

>> No.17342136

i just google the recipe i'm looking for plus 'Alton Brown'

>> No.17342152

>>17342136
Used to be my go-to, but eventually I found myself having to unlearn a bunch of his stupid ideas.

>> No.17342300

>>17341411
When the fuck is that stupid retard Dana gonna give Khamzat a fight?

>> No.17342312

>>17342152
Okay ragusea

>> No.17342314

>>17341699
Use the wikibooks cookbook. All the recipes, bon of the bullshit. It's way better than based.cooking

>> No.17342317

>>17342300
I'm still praying for 273, I'm fully on the hype train but they sure are doing their best to kill it

>> No.17342452

>>17341411
Why would you ever look at a video for a recipe? It needs to be in text form to reference easily while cooking. Is this some kind of faggy zoomer thing?

>> No.17342498

crack a book and you don't have to deal with any of that crap

>> No.17342537

>>17342498
cookbooks have like two levels, well researched books for restaurant work that require special resources and obscure ingredients, or home cook recipe books that are far below the standards on the top end of youtube, there is no inbetween that can rival the best cooking channels on youtube.

>> No.17342539 [DELETED] 

>>17341699
>>17342108
>>17341831
its done for SEO reasons, blame google

>> No.17342587

>>17342537
>best cooking channels on youtube
>glockenspiel and/or ukulele music

>> No.17342610

>>17342587
that's why you go to another video when you hear that, retard

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>>17342108
>

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If Sam the cooking guy hasn’t cooked it yet, then it not worth making. You know how much pussy I’ve gotten from his recipes?

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>name of dish + Gordon Ramsay/ Jamie Oliver/ Chef John

>> No.17344962

>>17342152

Such as?

>> No.17345004

>>17344952
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZJD2j1Rc-U
i feel like i'm getting better already

>> No.17345218

>>17341411
Well OP, whats the trick?

>> No.17345230

>>17341411
>>look up recipe video
>>it opens with the person making it
>>find another recipe video

I want to see the food being made, not your fucking face

>> No.17345240

>goes straight into the point
>treats you like an adult
>reasonable ingredients
>explains what every spice adds to the dish
>it turns out amazing every single time
https://www.youtube.com/c/ChefJackOvens
give him a try anons

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>just look up a quick description of the dish from Wikipedia
>write the recipe myself by looking at the required ingredients and coming up with the technique based on my experience as a cook