/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I thought I'd gone to the limits. I hadn't. Little Caesars gave me an experience beyond limits-- pain and pleasure, indivisible.

Biblically accurate pizza

>>17331927
is the garlic white sauce good? I want to try this but not if the garlic is overpowering

>>17332007
lol

>>17331927
BATMAN!

>>17332159
...and piderman!

>>17331927
looks yummy

>>17331927
do you know if it's cheaper or more expensive on average across the board than the crazy calzoney?

>>17331983
>experience beyond limits-- pain and pleasure, indivisible
We have such snacks to show you.

>>17332918
>Hellraiser 9

I know that the franchise went to poop 30 years ago, but come on. That guy's face looks like a comic book sketch on someone's buttcheeks.

>>17332007
lost

>>17332332
crazy calzony is no more, this is the new thing and it costs the same

whats in the pocket puzza?

>>17331927
I have teenage boys who are on the swim team. They eat pizza in quantities that are nearly unfathomable. I bought two of these as a treat for them after their last meet. Neither could make it through a single slice, ended up being thrown out. It was just awful. The sauce, the tasteless rubbery cheese, the sandwich bread-quality crust. Fuck the Caesar.

>>17333424
Did the hubby have a taste?

>>17333424
huh, curious if true. the only thing different about this and the crazy calzoney (same exact thing) is a white, garlicy alfredo sauce in lieu of their horribly sweet and overproduced tomato sauce.

>>17331927
That's how I feel when I have diarrhea, coincidentally that feeling tends to come after eating Little Caesars

>>17332007
lol

>>17332007
fuck you

>>17332007
lost

>>17332278
That was a great show

>>17331927
I went and got one guys. they did a pretty good job. this thing is absolutely covered in garlic though. they don't cut the folded ends at all, you have to rip them off

>>17332007
wut

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>>17331927
Hang on! Is that supposed to be an angel? I thought it was meant to look like an exhibitionist opening their coat.

>>17332007
Kek

>>17331927

man i miss little caesars. i used to live less than a mile from one but it closed. in my city i am located as far as possible from the 3 little caesars we have. it's a 25 minute drive

>>17333424
i thought you said boys, not girls

>>17331927
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>>17332007
Now that's a kek

>>17337123
KEK

>>17337123
reddit moment

https://youtube.com/shorts/0fe1FO7QCNE?feature=share

>>17331927
Alright fuck it that’s it I’m ordering one this Friday will post results Friday around 3:30 P.M. EST

>>17332078
The garlic sauce itself would be okay on a regular pizza maybe. But this thing is just so goddamn greasy and salty. It's too much.

>>17331927
it looks good, but they didnt cut reviewbrah's one

>>17337145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqAyt85knuU&ab_channel=TheReportOfTheWeek

>>17336212
you got gyped, way more crust than OP's one.

>>17337191
sneeders wagies are very inconsistent

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>>17337123
I fucking love you /ck/

>>17336501
Holy lmao

>>17331927
>he actually bought it
lmao

>>17337191
I got a sauce cup so extra crust isn't an issue. really not a bad deal considering they normally charge for sauce

>>17331927
goatse pizza

>>17332007
Not that funny. Replies likely samefagging.

>>17338810
Envy is a biblically accurate sin.

I liked the cheese they used in the crazy calzoney so I bet I'd like this too. It's really, really rich though. It tasted better reheated in the air fryer than fresh though.

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>>17338970
lol

>>17337246
It was supposed to be my short story rejection consolation pizza but it just made me feel worse.

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