/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hot dog chili - no beans
Ground beef chili - beans
Stew meat - no beans

>>17329498
It's not chilli without beans dummy

>>17329498
no it isn't retard

>>17329504
The first chilli con carne was without beans but only retards and Italians insist on historically correctness of dishes.

>>17329504
kek, good one buddy
>>17329553
it can be
>>17329501
/thread

>>17329501
fippybippy

>>17329498
At least two types of beans, and at least a 50/50 ratio of meat to beans.

>>17329501
/thread

>>17329501
Agreed

>>17329498
yes
>>17329501
stew meat isn't chili you dumb fuck
>>17329504
Correct
>>17329553
you're empirically wrong, you have an IQ below 40, and you enjoy nigger dicks in your anus
>>17329563
That's factually wrong
>>17329631
correct
>>17329641
Correct, are you from San Antonio or El Paso?
>>17330663
correct
>>17331768
You have an IQ above 100

>>17329498
>Chili is better with beans
i agree but don't tell my neighbors
t. Texan

Chili is better without meat.

chili without beans is just spaghetti meat sauce without the spaghetti

based
t*xoids need not reply

>>17329498
Obviously

>>17329498
Why would someone make a thread just to trigger Texans?

>>17333785
Texas is full of mexican steers and queers, why wouldn't you pick on them?

>>17333190
they don't even have any ingredients in common besides garlic and onion you fucking retard. maybe try making actual chili at least once before you post stupid shit like this.

>>17331789
>stew meat isn't chili you dumb fuck
What?

>>17329498
Chili is literally the only dish that I actually enjoy beans in

I love black beans in my chili. It adds a nice texture and flavor and is more filling. Why wouldn’t you add beans to it? Hell I’ll even add some corn.

>>17333820
have sex

>>17333190
only sane post in this thread

>>17333820
both have beef, tomato, garlic, onion, cumin, salt, and pepper. That's 90% of the ingredients to both you ignorant larping idiot. The only difference is that chili has chili and spaghetti sauce has oregano.

>>17333838
>Stew meat - no beans
Stew isn't chili you retarded fuck.

>>17334960
Stew MEAT you hick.
Aka from chuck roast or the like.

>>17334960
Chili con carne is literally a stew you retarded fat cunt and is traditionally made with stuff like chuck or shin

>>17334957
A lot of people used to put oregano in chili for whatever reason

What's the best bean to meat ratio?

>>17335037
50/50

>>17329501
Everyone who agrees with this are the only sane people in this thread. I never understood how people can be so absolutely spastic over beans in chili.

I don't understand why you would want to eat chili without beans. Americans sure are stupid

>>17334957
No cumin in spaghetti. Also I put oregano in chili but not in spaghetti.
>>17335037
I put 1 can of 450g with 1 kg meat. Without the liquid I think it's 250g beans.

>>17334957
no. oregano in both. cumin only in chili.

>>17335037
4 beans to every unit of meat

>>17329498
Chili always has beans.
"Beanless" chili is merely hotdog topping. Not saying it's bad, but it's not real chili.

>it's another autistic chili rage thread about whether beans belong in chili
I like eating chili, not crying about the proper ingredients like a little bitch

As long as it's good I don't care because I'm not on the spectrum

>>17335433
based
chili is convenience sloppa at its core and probably one of the most tolerant dishes in terms of how much you can improvise and end up with a good meal. As such it's also one of the most retarded dishes you can be autistic about. It's almost as stupid as being a casserole purist.

>>17334979
yes, this is a chili thread, you bringing up stew is irrelevant and retarded.
>>17335020
>Stew isn't chili
>YEA b-but... um... chili is a stew!!!!
yea and tacos are hot dogs. go back to playing forknight you autistic child.
>>17335027
That just supports my statement further.

>>17335336
Italians use cumin in their recipe.
>oregano in chili
fuck off faggot

>>17335348
fuck off retard. Your Minnesota pot of shit isn't chili.

>>17335547
Uh oh he's mad. I also use cinnamon and cacao.

>>17333190
What kind of bullshit pasta sauce are you making that even resembles chili?
Also, beans are as optional as the kind of meat you use. The ingredient that chili absolutely requires is chiles.
(Which you generally don't find in pasta sauce.)

>>17335027
>oregano in chili
That's Mexican oregano, a completely different plant than the stuff you put on pizza. You can't substitute the Italian kind for the Mexican kind. If you can't find Mexican oregano, better to just leave it out of the recipe. But if you CAN find it, about a tablespoon will do you for a dutch oven's worth of chili. Worth it.

>>17333785
Because their they don't know their "authentic chili" is a meme.
>In describing San Antonio’s open-air chili scene in 1882, a reporter from Alabama’s Greenville Advocate rendered it as “chille cancarne.” (And also reported that it contained beans.
https://www.texasmonthly.com/food/bloody-san-antonio-origins-chili-con-carne/

chili with beans is just cassoulet

>>17329501
>hot dog chili
I hate americans

>>17337030
Arrabbiata

>>17338234
I was a fool to think anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg.

>>17329504
It's literally called chilli... WITH BEANS. There's no such thing as chilli "without beans." Chilli doesn't have beans in it.

>>17338216
Chili is ours, we can do what we want with her.

>>17338842
pasta is the italians, I'm still gonna call them degenerate if they mix it up with feces

>>17337030
LOOKS THE SAME GOING IN AS IT DO COMIN OUT! TOOT TOOT!

>>17337030
it's spelled "chilis" not "chiles". y'all literally fucked up your own spelling of the word because you wanted it distinct from the dish named after the fucking ingredient. are you mexican? no? don't call it chile. bitch

>>17329498
I agree. Lets fuck

>>17329501
Based chili knower

>>17329563
>only retards and Italians
You're implying that these are seperate groups?

>>17338840
Go over to literally anyone’s house for dinner when they’re making chili and see if there’s beans in it

>>17338890
Thank you for gatekeeping on my behalf, white savior!

>>17329498
fuck beans
most important thing is corn
gives the neccessary sweetness

>>17339594
This is not a question of whether beans in chilli are preferred, they obviously are. I like em in. Chilli simply doesn't have beans. If you add beans, it's chilli with beans.

>>17337605
Faggot journalist couldn't even spell con carne right, and you expect the rest of their drivel to be right?
Same shit different decade

>>17340628
Originally it was called "carne con chile," which frankly makes more sense. Somewhere along the way in America it flipped to "chili con carne," because language is like that. From there it got shortened to just "chili."

You can put beans in it if you want to, or not. Hell, put squash, tomatoes, and corn in it if you want, I bet it'd taste pretty good. Serve it with sour cream, shredded cheese, brunoised onions, avocados, pasta, who cares? Whatever the fuck floats your boat.

So long as it's some kind of meat (or meat substitute) stewed with chilis, it's chili.

>>17339807
it's on my behalf, not yours, I don't like hearing retarded things

>>17341543
99% of beantards make their "chili" without any actual peppers aside from a teaspoon or two of some mystery powder and maybe a jalapeno.

>>17329498
chili is with beans and without beans is not chili

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>>17334133
The only sane post in this thread is completely wrong? Apparently you don't know the ingredients of chili and tomato pasta sauce.

You can tell who actually eats chili by their bean preference
>likes beans
Someone who eats chili maybe every few years, probably a small cup at a restaurant
>dislikes beans
A real chili eater who often has chili as a meal itself

>>17329498
What if I decide to change the beans with lentils? Would that taste good or I'll just be committing high-heresy?

>>17342677
This is incorrect and you're retarded
I eat a pot of chili every other week and i put beans in it, usually serve in a big bowl without other carbs

real chili has no beans.

>>17343746
fuck real chili then. FUCK IT IN ITS BEANLESS ASSHOLE, YOU UNDERSTAND?

>>17329498
I use less beans and twice everything (except salt).else for any chili recipes and it always beats the original recipe imo

3/4 meat to 1/4 beans.

did any of you ever stop to think that maybe just maybe beans are better with chili

>>17343815
no. chili has no beans in it.

>>17329498
no shit you dumb retard, it could not be called chili without beans

>>17333785
why would you make a post just to trigger people who are attempting to trigger Texans?

>>17343739
Hate to say this to somebody who makes chili every other week, but your chili is shit

>>17344277
just like your potty mouth is

Based BEAN poster

>>17329498
Why do american'ts call mince, chilli? Pic related is a chilli you dumb fucks. If you want to be fancy, call it Chilli con Carne because that's what it is, Mince with chilli.

>>17341543
No, America isn't just like that, they're just retarded like that. Case in point. Ready to Eat Meals - REM's. They have to go and call it MRE's. Fucking fucks. Also, pic related is what biscuits look like. What you guys call a biscuit is a fucking scone and is enjoyed with grated cheese, jams or cream - not fucking meat gravy. You are all fucked up.

And the difference between a biscuit and a cookie you might ask? A cookie is doughier, softer and sweeter. Think chocolate chip cookies.

AAAAND you fuckers call flapjacks pancakes and pancakes, crepes. No wonder there are so many inbred mutts.

>>17344343
why do bongs call ground meat mince? do they call the machine you use to make it a meat mincer?

>>17345041
No we call it a meat masher

Beans in chili is the way to go! Won the chili cook-off last year that way, plan to do it again in a few weeks!!

>>17329498
I'm not a chili purist, but I disagree. Chili with beans faggots only believe it's better with beans because they were raised in their poor household with it containing beans. Beans are added by low income families because they are extremely cheap and share a similar heartiness to meat. This makes them a decent substitute to fill in for the otherwise lack of the more expensive meat. They can also be added to stretch the pot to feed more mouths. Unfortunately, this comes at a few costs.
1) Beans have very little flavor and a thick skin that prevents them from absorbing flavor from the sauce around it. This subtracts form the strong but balanced flavor chili is supposed to have.
2) Beans have the texture of mashed potatoes mixed with playdough. They throw off the texture of the entire pot.
3) Gastric distress. Chili is already filled with lots of fats and spices. Beans just further add to the damage.
4) Beans are shit.

>>17329501
what the fuck is hot dog chili
i google it but it still has ground beef?? whats the point??

>>17333840
bolognese sauce is literally chili without beans

>>17346111
It's for making chili dogs, Chang.

>>17345831
you probably suck your dads cock on a regular basis

>>17329498
Fuck off with your beans, nigger.

>>17333842
luv me sum chili corn carne

Ignore the baitards. This >>17341543 is the right answer.

>>17346114
here is a bolognese recipe on the left and a chili recipe on the right. the only things they have in common are oil, beef, salt, and black pepper.

I've never eaten chili without beans and I never willl.

If I wanted a fucking meat stew I'd make goulash. Faggots.

>>17333842
Pinto, kidney, black beans and corn
Nothing finer

>>17345831
You have the palate of a child.

>>17347791
You do you, tastelet. Nobody's judging.

>>17329498
had some a few weeks ago,1lb of ground beef, two kinds of beans (chili and kidney), cayenne pepper, 2 kinds of chili powder, onion powder, garlic powder, dash of salt, some ground pepper, dash of cinnamon (gave it an earthy flavor), tomato sauce and diced tomatoes (both). I get Texans are pretty territorial about their chili but I disagree with their "no beans" policy.

>>17329498
No, Anon. It's not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWgfdytTd8o

>>17344357
REM is a band, that's probably why

>>17338216
Jesse Jones with mustard, chili, slaw, and diced raw onions is a perfect hotdog

>>17347767
lol
the right recipe is missing tomato sauce. without that it would be disgusting.
Also the "ingredients" are just different peppers and spices/herbs. Those aren't real ingredients. You can add that to bolognese too noone cares.
you also forgot to count ground beef on the right

>>17348776
This is literally just Bolognese, what the fuck is wrong with Amerisharts?

>>17349975
>Uses chili peppers and mix from New Mexico
>Bolognese

You're retarded.

>>17350200
>NOOOO LOOK AT THESE SLIGHT DEVIATIONS THOUGH!!!
Just end your life Amerishart

>>17350332
Seethe

>>17333820
meat and tomato you drooling retard

>>17349676
>the right recipe is missing tomato sauce. without that it would be disgusting.
how to tell that a beannigger has never eaten real chili

>>17349975
seeth non-American inferior
seeth over trivial matters

>>17338216
It seems like some people might be thinking hotdog chili is chili made with hotdogs?

Hotdog chili or coney sauce is a chili sauce often used as a topping for things like hotdogs.
To make it you would take something very similar to a ground beef chili with no beans, and cook it down until it has thickened and the meat has broken down and become soft.

>>17329498
>My friends move to the Hancock park section of LA . Pink’s hot dogs is right down the street. There is a line of tourists but I get in line. Wait 30 min before I can place my order. I get my order and sit down. There are beans in the chili on my hot dog! I eat some of the beany hot dog. This is basically a bland hot dog with bland bean tasting chili. I think to myself: “this place actually sucks!” Internet says “no, you are wrong goy. This is where you must go to eat hot dogs in LA.” To be fair I was also advised to go to Cantner’s deli and I thought that was awesome

>>17341543
based common sense anon. Mom made chili tonight too and we've always had beans in them, usually 2 different types of beans too. eating it now with a bunch of cheddar cheese mixed in, no cornbread though which is a bit disappointing but still good after shoveling a ton of fucking snow.

>>17329498
Pot pie is better with penis.

>>17338216
Chili is literally an american dish

>>17340527
Wrong. Take away the beans and it bolognese sauce with cumin, not chili

>>17351400
Go to Tommy's

>>17352863
It's mexican retards

>>17352868
bolognese is carrot based dunce. aint no fucking carrots in chilli.

>>17329501
absolute perfection

>>17352967
It comes from Texas you retard
>>17353009
>bolognese is carrot based
Nigger what?

>>17337030
Tomato, ground beef, and brown sugar were the primary flavors in my senpai's lasagna growing up. We're anglos obviously.

I've made chili three times in 2022 trying to refine a recipe that really hits. I did this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz10po_W1ZY with ground beef, guajillo, ancho, water no broth. It came out a little too sweet like the nostalgia lasagna, but still strong.
Then I did this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h7YSpu98Uc with chuck, pasilla chile negro, ancho, puya, and pablano toasted on the gas range, some coco, no beans. It was a lot darker smoky flavor with a slow pepper heat that builds up. It was a little watery on the front end and could have used a bit more roux, but complex flavors and nice.

>>17353162
SO MEXICO?!

>>17353424
America should just absorb mexico

>>17353440
america can tongue my european anus with maximum enthusiasm

>>17329498
I use to disagree, it's such a nice filler that it's now a must. Its gonna find itself onto some carb source or another, so why not add healthy beans to it instead?

>>17353443
We literally don't think about you, ever

>>17345831
>4) Beans are shit.
found the cum guzzling faggot

>>17353162
>bolognese is carrot based
>Nigger what?
I think other anon means before Columbus brought over tomatoes.

kidney beans have a nice mouth feel

>>17329498
I still don’t get why s spicy spaghetti sauce is called Chili.

>>17353424
Pizza isn't Italian it's Neapolitan. So basically Spanish.

I'm not American, can someone explain the autism about beans in chili?

>>17354234
Typically boomer elitism. These are the same motherfuckers who say shit like "Once you're 18 stop putting ketchup on your hot dog" It's a fucking hot dog. Its literally the pig lips and assholes of the animal, why are you acting like it's fucking wagyu.

>>17329498
You can make chili without beans?

>>17329498
I absolutely need to cook it more often.
I want to become one of those guys with a special chili recipe.
I want to be those guys you always introduce to friends saying how good their chili is.

>>17339567
Italians are a subset of retards, so yes, they're technically different.

>>17354419
My dad is like that. He's won several chili contests in our town. His secret is that he just uses Guy Fieri's Dragon Breath Chili recipe but doesn't put any beans in it, kek.

Check 'em.

>>17354478

i made some with pork meat AND beans and it was delicious.

>>17344357
Does a single day in your life go by that you aren’t thinking about America?

>>17354419
google casi chili recipes. They are recipes that won the turlingue texas chili comps.

>>17355416
forgot to mention these recipes will include things like "1 tub of knorr beef stock" or "hotpants bills texas blowhole blowout" red pepper powder.

They aren't healthy recipes.

>>17332388
your IP has been recorded, expect retribution swiftly, state traitor

>>17354234
chili is basically a thick stew made out of cubed meat and peppers like curry or porkolt. a bunch of people make an unrelated dish with ground beef and tomato with beans and call it chili and insist that people making the real version are doing it wrong. it's like how some americans call lasagna "pizza" or hamburger helper "goulash" but more widespread and even more obsitnant about the real version not existing.

Why is this such a divisive topic? Let me lay it out simply: CHILI HAS BEANS.

>>17354478
>>17355416
Thanks guys but it would be too easy.
I cannot steal from someone else, i will be the one forging (or cooking) my path! I will make my OWN chili recipe and it will be great!

>>17344374
you. are. British.

>>17353443
sounds pretty gay
>inb4 "what if its a woman"?
there are no women here

>>17354419
It's something nice to eat four or five times that you can make in a pot. Enjoy your nonconformist carry out.

>>17329498
okay, true.
so?