/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17326104

>>17326107
how's the garlic sauce?

what the fuck there's a new batman movie???
thanks you based /caesars/ for letting me know. it would be wonderful to see Heath Ledger again

Enough with the capeshit

>>17326608
you couldn't name 5 superheroes off the top of your head who wear a cape, without looking it up.

>>17326626
Are you trying to insult anon or something? kek wtf

>>17326107
>just fold 4 slices inwards
>everything spills out and makes a greasy mess
>2.99 surcharge

>>17326626
Bateman
Superman
Green lantern
Captain america
The flash

Am i far off?

>>17326107
If someone served this to me I would refuse to eat it and if I didn't get a proper substitute I would tip exactly one penny. I would go home and eat some THC gummies and spend a few hours creating Google and Yelp profiles to leave slanderous reviews. I would email corporate and expect them to make it right.

>>17326104
Does it come with a free NFT?

>>17326608
batman isnt capeshit

>>17326104
how would one go about making a garlic drizzle/spread like that. it looks like butter and garlic salt but is that it? maybe some sort of oil and emulsifier?

>>17326650
flash doesnt wear a cape, neither green lantern orcaptan america

>>17326673
You're so cringe bro. Take a pic of your Baby Yoda and Star Trek funko pop collection.

>>17326626
I can barely name 5 superheroes off the top of my head, I'm jealous of your encyclopedic knowledge of the MCU

>>17326638
well, he speaks english pretty well, and knows the common slang for such popular media. i'd wager he's american. and well, comics have been around for almost 100 years. it is something of an insult.
like when i get insulted for not knowing who the first hall of famers in american football are, or basketball stars that are white. etc.

>>17326692
>heh I bet you can't identify five superheroes that wear a certain article of clothing heh

Sorry, this isn't an insult. This is you being a hyperconsoomer and needing to touch grass. I bet you can't identify five local mushrooms.

>>17326107
That’s a big pizza

>>17326711
He can probably name 500 hot sauces tho

>>17326742
Not to mention 2 dozen BBC actors.

>>17326677
I'm not a fan, I just know they don't.

>>17326723
Yeah, they only come in large I think.

>>17326723
For you.

>>17326711
incorrect, but i understand where your superiority is coming from. do you mind specifying the 'locale'. do you mean north american, or territory of united states?
i watched fantastic fungi and learned there's quite a fuck ton of mushrooms out there.

>>17326107
I am tired of living in this world

>>17326626
Batman
Superman
Jackie Chan

>>17326107
I've seen better looking frog puke

>>17326659
I sometimes worry there are too many people like me when I read these kinds of posts. Honestly the slim chance this post was by me and I just forgot is also somewhat concerning. I've certainly spent more time on pettier shit.

>>17326626
Thunderhead
Stratogale
Meta Man
Dynaguy
Splashdown

>>17326659
Can't always just walk up and go away because you're in company so have to act proper and shit.
There are movies and restaurants that I've been to were I'd like to just get up and walk away from, but it would look bad because I was with other people or a girlfriend.

>>17326951
>>17326659
SAD!

>>17326659
>penny
I tipped a penny before, it was some french restaurant and the waitress was rude to my girlfriend. It was better tipping one penny than nothing, that way the penny is noticed.

>>17326626
Batman
Robin
Superman
Superwoman
Superboy
Supergirl
Superdog
Supercat
Superted

>>17326641

>>17326999
Nice.

Also the reason Knights Hospitaller stopped wearing capes in real life.

>>17326951
kek

I know what you mean. I've read some copypastas and honestly wasn't sure if I forgot I wrote them originally or not. The vocabulary and style is exactly mine, even some of the phrases used, but I can't be sure if it was me or someone else. It is a strange feeling like being unsure of your own identity.

>>17326873
I obviously meant local as in your own locality.

>>17326626
Gal Gadot as superwoman, she's a hottie.

>>17327017
I tipped a penny a couple times. One time I remember with clarity: a slight upper scale diner opened near my house so my girlfriend and I went there on opening day. I brought a coffee in a paper cup with me and sat down. The waitress came by to give us menus and ask what we wanted to drink and glared at my cup and said I couldn't have that here. I was perplexed and asked what she meant and she said I couldn't have an outside coffee cup. So I started getting up to leave and in a really pissy manner she got one of their mugs and made me dump my coffee into it.

At some point during the service a new waitress took over and she was freaking the fuck out. She said another waitress walked out and it sounded like they were having opening day troubles. Then the cunty first waitress was back and it took a while to get our food and she was just cold and passively rude. She was quite attractive and had a Greek look to her, thick dark hair and Greek facial features, voluptuous with a thin waist but nice hips and ass and C-cups.

So I left a penny. Looking back I'm not sure why I was surprised and took an affront to being told not to bring an outside drink into the restaurant. But I certainly was at the time.

>>17327069
>do something stupid
>get told not to do something stupid
>act like a jerk
I can see why it was memorable. I doubt you're that much of an annoyance normally.

>>17327042
hometown, state, timezone, climate zone, vegetative region? you gotta meet me halfway here buddy.

>>17327154
Again, I mean where YOU live. Not where I or anyone else lives.

>>17326104
faggot

>>17326104
Thanks for the information. I always try Little Caesars promos.

>>17327215
good goyim

>>17326659
If you ordered something that retarded you have nobody to blame but yourself, Karen.

>>17327204
>>17327312
>triggered over za’

>>17326107
Did you pay for this?

>>17326951
you sound like a little faggot zoomer also anyone who posts that gay fucking image is a faggot. I can beat the shit out of you, you degenerate potheaded faggot.

>>17326107

>>17326104
did they shape the pizza?

>>17326951
Lay off the THC.

>>17327431
What's the cut-off for zoomer? Also a 10 year old could probably kick my ass, i'm a drunk. Probably why I have a hard time remembering things.
But hey if you want to meet up and harm me by all means man, you do you.
>>17327456
Only smoked that stuff once, not my thing.

>>17327459
Some morons get paranoid and stupid by smoking a joint, others we just get PhDs.

>>17327459
like 1996/97-2012 is an estimate of the zoomer.

>>17327471
The estimate of some idiot that uses the term zoomer is that they're minimum wage morons.

>>17327469
I don't remember it well, was already drunk on white whiskey.
>>17327471
I've seen that 1996/97 thing before, why are those two years associated with each other like that?
Also I make the cut I think. Good to know despite feeling 67 i'm actually a strapping young lad in the prime of my time.

>>17326723
uuuu

>>17327486
I have to order some rye before the liquor store closes.

>>17327479
Zoomer, gen Z, it doesn't fucking matter what you call them faggot, it's a generation.

>>17327493
Picked up my fresh handle this morning. Much better to get your stuff in the morning when you're half-way sober and not a wreck.
>>17327500
Old hating on the young, tale older than the old. Hated adults when I was a kid, hate em as an adult. Peter Pan was really on to something.

>>17327511
Hell yeah, there's no disagreement there.

>>17327442
batza?

>>17326104
Glad to see /co/ck/ at it again.

>>17326107
this is the least appetizing thing I've seen posted on /ck/ and I'm not usually snobbish about Little Ceaser in particular

>>17326107

>>17326626
this isn't a bad thing lol

>>17326107
It's *almost* a clever idea.

>>17327437
Ayylmao

>>17326107
if you go little caesars forums you will see employees whining about how much work it is to make these. naturally I'm buying one tomrrow

>>17327471
>we're just a couple years away from α posters

>>17328391
Someone was making the crazy calzony and half-way through noticed it kinda looked like the batman symbol. They must have been shopping hard for a tie-in since then.

>>17327167
anon, you gotta work with me here. what if there are no mushrooms that grow in my area? do i still have to play?

>>17326104
Do they accept credit card?

>>17326104
why did they just use a generic bat clipart instead of the actual Batman symbol

>>17327437
alien jizz

>>17327437
homunculus

>>17326626
Flash and Cap dont have a cape though?
Right?

Im a fairly stupic comic virgin, but off the top of my head I got.

Dr Strange
Vision
Magnito
Omniman
Dr Doom

>>17326999
Stratogale was a teenager when she was fed into a plane turbine.
>Kek
NO CAPES

>>17330553
they did though?

>>17326662
Yes it is. Fuck your toddler fiction.

>>17330954
cope

>>17330253
I think one of the actual Batman comic authors screamed “what the fuck?!” in the theater at this scene.

>>17327437
>Ayo sup lil nigga?

>BATMAN PIZZA? OMIGOSH OMIGOSH

>>17332422
this but unironically

>>17332422
I look like this

>>17326951
I read this in my voice

>>17332448
post your face lol

>post your face lol

>>17332480
I read that in his voice, but I don't know what his voice sounds like.

>>17326104
what avengers is this?

>>17330253
>good thru: Forever

>>17327069
>She was quite attractive and had a Greek look to her, thick dark hair and Greek facial features, voluptuous with a thin waist but nice hips and ass and C-cups.

Why did you stop when the story was just getting hot and heavy?

>>17327471
>tfw 1995
>too young to really relate to millennials or their problems yet too old to truly identify with core zoomer culture
>ultimately feel alien to both and lost generationally

where my 94-96 familia at...

>>17331214
>Neon Talking Super Street Bat-Luge is acceptable, but a Bat Credit Card is taking things too far

>>17326107
kek

>>17331214
Yeah, that's cool. I've also shouted in movie theaters as an attempt to disrupt the film-viewing experience for my fellow cinema patrons. WHEN I WAS A CHILD.

>>17326107
Looks like the bat has a prolapse anus

>>17326107
Biblically accurate pizza

>>17334834
I'm still here...

>>17328431
It's not even hard. The quality of employees is just really low.

>>17334819
More like hot and ready, amirite?

>>17327437
kek

>>17337708
>>17334834

>>17326626
I'm sure you can google 'superheros who wear capes' and some based fat autist has a post on some obscure forum archiving every hero, however esoteric, who has ever worn a cape
he also probably wrote a subsection for cloaks and other cape-like accessories

>>17337135
stolen valor

>>17330846
Dr Doom and Magneto are villains

>>17326951
hey I made this post last week
huh.

>>17326107
Hahahaha