/ck/ - Food & Cooking

simple fuckin as

>>17325328
what's so bad about that?

>>17325376
Bill Forster

im trash but its so good fried up crispy with an egg mixed in

>>17325328

>>17325328
Chef boyardi

>>17325409
I'm OP and brown bread wasn't actually a joke, but this is a really close #2. I get corned beef hash and 4 eggs every week at the diner.

>>17325409
>hash
>contains 0 marijuana
Americans, why?

Russian style canned camel

>>17325328
I like these with blue cheese dressing

>>17325328
Does the bread bake and rise inside the can, or is it pre-cooked and then stuffed in?

>>17325446
Elite

Going to have to go with picrel, absolutely divine in coffee but definitely not as an everyday thing

A delicacy

>>17325429
based

corned beef, simple as

>>17325473
>nestle
Dropped

>>17325376
based bean-bro

>>17325621
The slavery improves the flavor substantially in a way that fair trade just can't replicate

>>17325328

>>17327326
Should have saved and planted them. That beanstalk might have broken orbit.

>>17325473
It's baked inside the sealed can. It's the densest, freshest, and moistest bread money can buy.

>>17325328
Sardines or hash.

Love these little niggers as a snack or part of lunch.

Heh, nothin personnel, kid.

THE UNDEFEATED WORLD CHAMPION OF I STILL EAT THIS SHIT AND DON'T TELL ANYONE

>>17325485
>meaty puds
Also known as the "superior english shaft"

SPAM
Low sodium & jalapeno are best.

>>17325447
W-w-what are they stuffed with?

>>17325441
Unbelievably based

>>17325444
Checked/kek'd

spaghettios comes close, but come on. This is a king's meal

>>17327914
>>17327854
This is one of the children's foods that I think held up the least into adulthood. I'm not a manchild but I'll admit to eating totino's pizza rolls, bagel bites, Kraft Mac and cheese, and fruit gushers on rare occasion. Maybe it's 50% nostalgia but I still do enjoy all of those foods. I had Chef Boyardee recently and it was just disgusting, I can't believe I ever ate that stuff. Slimy and mushy noodles with that weird potatolike flavor, the cafeteria mystery meatloaf balls, and the thin tart sauce that tastes like watered ketchup. Absolutely horrible.

>BM
>food looks literally like shit
Cool marketing

>>17325328
I tried some of that recently and it was surprisingly good when toasted with a little butter.

>>17327878
fumunda cheese

>>17328522
I like to fry 2cm slices in a pan with a bunch of butter to get them hot, crusty, and buttery wet. Then top with smoked salmon, raw onions, and capers. One of my favorite dishes of all time, it's a flavor combination you would not believe.

little upset there were none of these at the store today

It's pretty much Danish Spam

Either Heinz baked beans or canned tomatoes

>>17325328
Austrian beans and bacon

>>17325376
for me it's pork and beans in molasses

>>17325328

>>17325328
mother in law got us a can of this stuff as a christmas joke gift.
>justboomerthings

>>17330462
Does it have the French letters too?

>>17325409
Toss up between this nibba and a quality can of deenz.

>>17329977
I think it's a New England thing.
Somewhere between bread and cake, with a flavor of molasses.

>>17327914
Was gonna post that so I'll post this instead. All the beenz posters are fucking gross btw.

i add broken up pre cooked ballpark hamburger patties, 3-4 to a can its good shit on toast.

>>17325328
Vitamin R

>>17332636
But if that doesn't count here's another one.
>captcha: 000G0

This is now a deenz thread.

>>17332663
Based

>>17325328

Picrel is my addiction

>>17325328
i guess nice italian tuna in olive oil

>>17333166
oh nvm I didn't realize i was allowed to choose sweetened condensed milk. I eat it plain which makes me feel like a fat fuck but my BMI is under 20 so really I just have to worry about malnutrition

>>17333129
got worse since they changed the recipe but still good for dipping chips in is if you mix in some cheese and maybe some salsa and a dollop of sour cream on top

>>17325328
Breakfast of champions coming through. Serve Hawai'ian style with eggs and rice. Drizzle a little rice vinegar on the Spam and your favorite hot sauce on the Spam and eggs. The rice is plain but use a good sticky variety like Calrose or Koshihikari.

>>17329554
So it's, like, kangaroo bacon then?

>>17325429
I always think that's Robert E. Lee when I see that image

>>17328508
>>17327914
It's cheap and ok tasting. If I were poor I would eat this

>>17332189
Americans...

>>17333318
>no sugar added
That's not the American recipe

>>17325328

Only the best.

>>17325447
i'm thinking based

>>17329954
Meal ina can

>>17333544

>>17325328
Americans aren't even ready

If you fall for shit like this you're a retard tonight. Nothing you do will cancel this fact.

>>17334086
I was a retard this morning too. Just let me enjoy looking at all the funny cans.

Spam

Liver paté. Spread on a slice, throw some black olives on top

>>17325328

I love this shit

Not can but tube: kalles kaviar

Aside from tomato sauce i dont really eat canned stuff. But i recently gave these a try and its not bad.

>>17325328
Mushroom cream yeah

>>17327914
This. Better when cold. Fantastic when power outages/stove fail/etc.

>>17325328
Baked beans

>>17334344
Try Van Camp's Pork and Beans.

>>17325328

>>17333125
A friend of mine introduced me to this in college and I love that shit but I can't find it anywhere near where I currently live. Might stock up on a bunch online if I can find a decent price.

>>17334086
It's a joke retard, there's nothing to fall for

canned chick peas. I can't get the texture the same cooking dry

>>17333223
Nothin can top this

>>17325328
Man I love bread in a can.

>>17325376
For me it's the grillin beans steakhouse recipe

gotta love me some Sweet Sue chicken

>>17325429
med style hell yeah

>>17335689
Jesus

>>17335689
>home style goodness
how did they know I live in a cannery

Anyone ITT who has never had iron beer is now obligated to locate a can and drink it. Pure jizz from god's holy overflowing sack.

>>17325446
eww not russian style

>>17327878
gonna guess herbed and spiced rice (Dolmades)

This and edgell mexican mix beans

I made brown bread in my pressure cooker set to steam anon!

Thread about it here - u inspired me OP

>>17338950

i'm sophisticated

>>17327854
I tried this again for the first time since grade school and the sauce had a literal vomit flavor

Also love chef boyardee canned spaghetti and meatballs

>>17325429
This but the jalapeño kind

>>17333129
these have no right tasting as good as they do. sometimes ill eat it directly from the can with a spoon. beans are also healthy, which is good because i don't have to feel guilty about it

This IS my favorite canned food.

without cans, i would have nearly zero fruits and vegetables in my diet

>>17325376

>>17340535
Why, the best day in me life was coming from East Didsbury to see the B&M factory in Portland, Maine

>>17325623
>1 of your 5 a day
is this a threat

My family has a remote cabin in the woods. It’s a 4 mile walk from the nearest road. There is a bunch of canned ravioli and spaghetti and canned baked beans. A wood stove in the middle of the cabin to heat em up and keep me nice and toasty. Loads of wood stacked up outside and a sharp ax to cut down more wood if I need it. There is a shortwave radio that runs on C batteries. I can listen to radio from all over the world. Got loads of gold coppertops to keep that radio going. Two bottles of Scotch, a cheap one (Johnny Walker Red) and a decent single malt (Auchentoshen 21 year old). A huge can of Folgers coffee and gold olde fashioned coffee pot. Lots of Coca Cola and bottled water. A 12 gauge shotgun in case I have some unwanted company. A comfortable cot with lots of blankets and pillows. I’m in the Northeast and there is supposed to be a huge snowstorm tonight. About to head out to the cabin right now. I’m going to just relax and enjoy myself. Drink a lot of scotch, eat a lot of canned pasta and beans, listen to some good olde fashioned radio. I’m looking forward to the solitude.

>>17327531
where to acquire? walmart website has it for $18/can, amazon has it for $3.35/can as long as i buy 12. id really like to try both plain and raisin, but approaching $4/can after tax sounds like a bit much for canned bread.

I made brown bread from scratch.

I didn't actually have a can to use so I used a loaf pan. I try not to use canned goods too much except tomatoes and coconut milk.

>>17343678
u can make it - 1 cup molasses, 1 cup cornmeal, 1 cup whole wheat flour, 1 cup bread flour, 2 eggs, a little salt, a little sugar if you like, some yeast, a little oil is optional

u can cook it on your stove or in the oven in a water bath if you don't have a slow cooker or pressure cooker with a rack

>>17328508
You have to add cumin, pepper, wine, and a bay leaf, and let it simmer a while.

>>17325328
Spam.

canned beans is the easy answer, but deep down I know my soul belongs to campbells vegetable soup.

>>17325328
They don't make them like they used to, though.

i dont feel like getting an image but those hormel tamales inna can

>>17325328
German Pork Rillettes in big 400g can. Keeps forever, ideal for prepping. The can also looks very post-apocalyptic.

>>17332663
deeeeeeenz

Right then it's even better with raisins!! Baking some cans this weekend Jim E.

This one

>>17334403
how is it?

>>17325328
canned herring

>>17325328
In Boston, hot dogs, beans and brown bread was a Saturday night staple when I was a kid.

>>17347147
Is that no longer a thing?

>>17347147
I still eat this desu

>>17339834
Fuck ConAgra for killing this. It was the best.

unironically, luxury soup

Progresso chicken and rice

>>17347272
>aux legumes
why put beans in a pot pie you fucking canadians

>>17325328

>>17325328
not my prefered brand (I'm partial to Old El Paso, as I grew up with them)

Waitaminnit. I'm going to prepare some of Jim E.'s favorite.

>>17347771
>legumes
>beans
spanish might be more your thing

>>17343707
Shit recipe, cook pumpernickel in a can like a real man.

>>17325328
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet. They're my secret ingredient in a lot of things

>>17342626
Sounds comfy anon, hoping to get a similar living arrangement as a vacation home some day. I love the idea of being entirely on your own and also having everything you need close at hand.

This loaf is for Jim E. Brown. It's his favorite. He has a lot of degenerative conditions and is an alcoholic, but damn if this Boston Brown Bread isn't the best damn thing with a dab of butter and cream cheese. Cheers, Portland, Maine!

>>17327624
my buddy digs em, I think they're kind of slimy desu

>>17351128
Has good nom smell

>>17325328
Sloppa bros where you at

>>17342626
please take me with you, I'll bring port wine, kippers, dominoes and a backgammon set and I don't do the gay

>>17352210
I like it with the spaghetti

>>17339834
There was a can of this that sat in my parent's pantry for easily over a decade. I guess they threw it out finally one day when they cleaned the pantry out. Fuck that artwork gives me some crazy deep nostalgia.

>>17336194
>Tell me you’re from florida without telling me

>>17325376
Same