/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17323480
bump

Do you know what gourmet means, OP? Because it doesn't mean something that a significant number of people eat every day.

>>17323480
Fuck off fatty.
Baked beans are healthier than any shit you and other American "people" will ever eat.

>>17323480
British people aren't people. They're white niggers

>>17323480
Yes, it is, brown little mexican goblin

>>17323480
OG is delicious.
American version (pic related) is delicious
But a foul mestizoid such as yourself lacks the Anglo genetics to appreciate it.

>>17323480
a place near me that does "English cuisine" unironically charges $10 for beans on toast.

>>17324216
Can you post their website/menu?

>>17323480
This has to be a joke , right ? Just a meme ? I don’t think even they would eat something like that .

>>17324228
The fuck is with your weird Honduras-tier punctuation spacing?
After you explain that, explain exactly what is weird about beans on toast.

>>17323480
>>this is gourmet food according to british "people"
Taste it, I'm sure it's better than whatever overspiced slop on rice you ate today

>>17324250
Just who decided your spacing ? I decided mine .

>>17323480
>uses most boring photo of beans on toast he can find
seethe harder, we still colonised you

>>17324262
Is there an exciting one ?

>>17324259
Ah you’re so unique, anon! =D

>>17324262
Really , we kicked your ass . Well we and the French . Maybe not exactly kicked . Maybe you just go bored and left , but you get the point .

>>17324269
I thought I was just stubborn .

>>17324286
>we
Mestizos weren’t part of the revolutionary war.

>>17323480
>not mentioning gourmet fried fish
>not mentioning gourmet fried potatoes
>not mentioning gourmet fried potato fucking sandwiches
>not mentioning gourmet piles of salty poverty slop for breakfast
>not mentioning gourmet asinine pure cope claims about Indian food
You’re only scratching the surface of br*tish contributions anon.

>>17323480
God bless the queen

>>17323480
no its not,its somert you have when you got next to fuck all in and usually a poor student or something

>>17323608
anglos are the master race of europe,anyone who says otherwise is probs french or german who are the true subhumans

>>17324296
My ancestors my have fought on the wrong side . They emigrated from Germany in the 1930s and 1940s .

But in all seriousness , do beans on toast taste sweet like American beans ?

>>17324334
No, and the bread doesn't either. Filling everything with sugar is an American thing.

>>17324343
That’s the part that bothers me the most . Why are we doing this to ourselves ?

>>17324334
>>17324334
Holy shit you’re both beyond retarded.
For one, “sweet American beans” were colonial.
By absolute definition they are literally British beans.
And soft sliced British bread is basically identical to soft sliced American bread. I can cherry-pick examples of both with obscene amounts of sugar, as well as examples with almost none.

>>17324368
Thi is about beans on toast , not facts . Go back to your library .

>>17324221
not gonna name em but heres the screen shot

baked beans are fucking kino.
>add a little butter or olive oil
>salt
>shitloads of ground pepper
>on buttered toast
>tabasco if you like it

Meant to say “ this “ . One of the keys sticks on my iPad .

>>17324368
>For one, “sweet American beans” were colonial.
Yes, I'm sure the recipes haven't diverged in hundreds of years. Don't bother actually tasting them or even looking up comparative nutritional information, just angrily assert they are the same because you read a wikipedia article once.

>>17324389
>not gonna name em
Why not?
https://englishtearoom.com/menus/
Honestly their other lunch prices aren’t outrageous. Just the toast.
And I’m curious why they don’t have an English fried breakfast on the breakfast menu.

>>17323480

Beanz on toast is perfectly adapted to the British environment: the bread is like little raft, keeping the beans afloat in swamp-water.

>>17324228
>>This has to be a joke , right ?
Yes, british people are a joke.

>>17324415
Are you doubling-down on being retarded?
Are you screeching “Wikipedia” because you literally don’t know shit about what you’re talking about?
You absolute fucking retard; new-England/Boston style baked beans have always been basically the same.
The brown sugar and/or molasses have been there since the beginning. Holy fuck those bean ingredients are literally part of what made colonial Americans so pissed off when the Crown levied tax on them.
Fucking learn a bit about food and maybe a bit about history.
I can only hope you’re British; if you’re American you need to slap the shit out of your parents for letting you rot in what must have been an absolute useless fucking public school.

>>17323608
>>17324228
>>17324286
>>17324334
While you guys are digging in your asses for crumbs we're changing the world. Beans on toast, full English, fish and chips, beef wellington... these are the foods that full champions and pioneers

Mutts are world reknown cowards and faggots and not to mention rootless genetic race mixed abominations so I'll take my beans on toast thanks haha

>>17324438
I like the irony of them calling us fat and then seeing a show about how fat they are , lol . Thirty two stone is how much ? Then I go out and see other Americans and have to agree that we are fat :(

>>17324449
You know that’s not any of us in this thread including you , right ? Those graphs would be empty it was us , lol .

>>17324449
>>17324456

Go back to 4chan.co.uk. Oh, wait...

>>17324473
Considering your grasp on the English langauge it's no surprise you have such a dreary approach to success. Besides, we're talking about nations right now, or have you forgotten? Also, you know you're not meant to put a space before punctuation, right? Stupid old man.

Winston Churchill was an American .

>>17324492
>he says in English while using the internet (invented by the British) on his computer (invented by the British)
I swear, half of the threads on /ck/ are just turd worlders seething about Anglos. Maybe if you didn't spend so much time being angry at us you'd accomplish more

>>17324518
Just like us , you stand on the shoulders of giants when you look down your nose at others . I didn’t put a man on the moon and you didn’t build an empire .

>>17324518
Oh come on now, Bongfriend.
You know perfectly well the lion’s share of seethe on /ck/ is “do Americans really?”.
Try to remember a good portion of America is literally Anglo-stock, and damn near all of our traditional food is directly taken or adapted from British food.
We’d kick out the non-anglos if we could.

>>17324493
wrf does "known to ancients" mean? were they doing chemistry with elemental iron? they didn't even know what steel was back then

>>17324548
The same people who complain about Americans are the same ones who complain about brits. You only think otherwise because these are the two groups that live rent free in your mind the most

>>17324546
Motherfucker just shut the fuck up.
Or at least declare that you aren’t American, because you speak as if you are, and every post you make is a fucking embarrassment which is further amplified by your fucktarded punctuation.

>>17324555
>You only think otherwise
I’m sorry, did you find invisible words between the ones I wrote?
I don’t believe I said anything about who complains of either, so I’m not sure exactly what you’re saying or who you’re claiming lives “rent free” in my mind.

>>17324552
dude, can you go be stupid somewhere else? Of course people in the iron age knew what iron was. Unfortunately tracing back the exact first instances is too hard.

>>17324568
if they "knew" what iron and "knew" what carbon was then why the fuck didn't they make steel?

>>17324557
If my punctuation irritates you then it’s all been worthwhile . Did you know somebody made toad bread in the crocodile bread thread ? It’s pretty awesome .

>>17324573
Not the anon you’re responding to but please go kill yourself.
You are far too retarded to exist without being a danger to yourself and others.

>>17324557
I bumped it so you can check it out .

>>17324573
the same reason the people who knew what coal was didn't make combustion engines.
>>17324577
Actually this puts into words what I'm trying to explain a little more intelligently.

Please swallow fishbones

>>17324573
>>17324576
Kek the absolute state of anglohaters

I’m serious , little fucking toads , lol .

>>17323480
>underage baking is illegal in the uk

>>17324644
Wait , in the UK is cooking antisocial ?

>>17324644
>>17324648
You retards will fall for anything. This was on halloween because of egging ect.

>>17324577
hurr we hit iron colored rock so we know what rock is. finding bog iron doesn't mean you know what elemental iron is

>>17324652
>it's okay guys, it's only illegal to bake halloween snacks
If I could bottle your cope I'd bake a spooky cake with it

>>17324652
Are you British ? I want to ask about guns but that might be crossing a line .

>>17324668
I feel like explaining anything to your dumbass would be an actual waste of time. So maybe this Youtube video for children would be more your speed
https://youtu.be/aSwEGcngHF4

>>17324652
Indeed, eggshells can be pretty sharp, a serious menace to the modern Br*tish "bobbies." And since they're unarmed, they can only defend themselves with a poster campaign. But I, for one, think that these posters are irresponsible. Millions of Br*toid children die every year from paper cuts.

>>17324675
Thanks . That was informative but didn’t answer my question .

>>17323480
>fat mutt hands posted this

>>17324442
They're not the same though, are they, retard? Your 200 year old trivia is fucking irrelevant when Americans now are putting double the sugar into standard baked beans than they do in the uk.

>>17324756
As an American who quit eating grains , potatoes and sugar I wish I could say you’re wrong but it’s very hard to find processed foods that don’t have added sugar .

>>17324692
What's your question anon?

>>17324809
By American standards I’m not even close to being a gun nut . I live in one of the most permissive states for weapon possession . If I lived in the UK I would probably be breaking dozens of weapons laws . Statistics aside I’m not any more likely to be a victim of violence than most Europeans . Most gun violence in the US is intercity gang and drug related . Most of America is relatively safe . Does the media reflect this in Europe ?

>>17324830
Great question!

Generally shootings in the USA simply aren't covered in any news. We only get to see major incidents like school shootings.

Anybody who actually uses their brain can figure out most of your gun crime is exactly the same as most of ours - gang / revenge / robbery but the media generally avoids pointing this out.

This is a delicacy in the British Islands

>>17324756
You are so profoundly retarded I’m shocked you remember to breathe.
Nobody fucking said that new-England style baked beans and tomato-sauce beans are the same thing.
Nobody fucking said they began as the same thing.
They’re two different recipes. Always have been. They never fucking diverged because they were never the same thing aside from being fucking beans.
But the new-England “American” beans are literally British because America was literally part of England when they came about.
You’ve got to be underage. You absolute dumb shit.

oi mate this is delicious bruv

>>17324863
I feel like our media reflects whatever agenda the side they are on is pushing .

>>17323480

Which British people say beans on toast are gourmet food anon?

absolute threat

>>17324873
That sounds about right globally.

I've got quite a few friends in America so maybe I get to see a bit more than the average bong and I know damn well we're not all that different. Similar concerns, similar jew led media bullshit.

>>17324518
Ah yes, those "Anglos"

>>17324869
A steak pie with peas and gravy for 3 quid? That's lush. Sign me up

>>17324869
no, that's a quick bit of hot, stodgy scran to keep you warm whilst sitting in zero degrees C temperatures at a football match. same as OPs pic is something you might eat once a month as a snack for lunch when you don't have time to make anything proper. absolute state of these thread, like posting a pic of chef boyardee spaghetti and calling it amerifat gourmet dining. fucking dickholes

>>17324652
>britniggers are scared of teenagers egging houses
Lol!

>>17325042
>no, that's a quick bit of hot, stodgy scran to keep you warm whilst sitting in zero degrees C temperatures at a football match
I didn't know England was the only cold place on earth

>>17325068
i didn't know i said it was?

>>17323480
at least they didn't put bread on their bread this time

>>17323605
>>17324256
>>17324262
>>17324368
>>17324449
>>17324493
>>17324518
>>17324652
>>17324699
its chewsday innit

Bongoloid food is hideous because of the rough climate. Where climate is bad food will be bad too.

>>17324652
You are earnestly pathetic.

>>17325068
England doesn't even get cold, the Atlantic currents keeps that part of the world quite warm.

>>17325230
Scandis eat better than the British. So do Russians and Alaskans. Canadian cuisine might support your claim, except they are Anglo-adjacent so maybe not...

what a shit thread

>>17325911
oi blimey mate, you got a loisence for that post?

>>17325911
delete this defamation before I call the bobby!

>>17324681
You speak like you believe police going around murdering people is a feature.

>>17325985
>we have to ban eggs on Halloween otherwise the police will have to kill people
Do you suffer from brain damage?

>>17323480
Its poor people food OP, hardly gourmet.

Britbongs will literally take vacations to Spain and then try to find the closest chippy.

>>17323480
Don't worry, we sprinkle some curry powder on it now to make it more diverse.

>>17326431
>chippy.
The SINGLE defensible foodstuff from their island.

>>17326655
>foodstuff from their island
But fish & chips isn't British, it's just very popular there.

>>17326680
Well it's still the best they've got.

Our baked beans have a little too much sugar for me .

>>17327022
>with molasses
That's sugar. You're complaining that "beans with sugar" has sugar.

english food is fucking delicious
t. love all kinds of food and cook mostly food from various regions of china at home, and indian.

anyone shitting on it is a pretentious fool who has no actual cooking knowledge but pretends they do and is probably obsessed with hot sauce

>>17327738
Of the eight cans of beans I looked at the lowest amount of added sugar per serving was eight grams . I grabbed a random can of peas and it had four grams of added sugar . I looked at a lot of cans today of various products and almost all had added sugar . My complaint is that even the cans that don’t say molasses or added sugar have it .

>>17324869
Lush. Drink the excess gravy from one of the corners, then enjoy.

>>17324875
doesn't look so bad, my family eats the same shit with rice instead of potatoes on the side

>>17324875
kek

>>17323480
need to step it up another level like bruv
>corn crisps
>mexican bean
>jalapeno
>bake bean
>cheese
>hot dog

beans in molasses >>>> beans in tomato sauce

a few years back there was a documentary on Britain during the second world war
a segment was about the lives of civilians, and funny enough what they ate
so they rolled in the ingredients, some prime beef, potatoes, onions, salt, pepper, some other spices, peas, carrots etc
like you could make a pretty good dinner with all of that stuff
and then they boiled it
they boiled all of it
into one big grey sludge and as far as I could tell not one hint of spice made it into that cauldron
after that they rolled in some geriatrics in their wheelchairs and they were all ranting and raving about how good their grey sludge was and how it reminded them of just how good things used to be

the "ongoing british cuisine incident" indeed

>>17324228
>t-toast....w-with stuff on it?....
>those heckin crazy Brits, amirite?

>>17324872
>Pie floater
Australian. If you're going to meme do it right, Gomez

>>17329540
>britfags are wojakniggers
It all makes sense now.

>>17324262
We wuz an empire n shiet

I just don't understand why they want soggy bread .

>>17324334
No not at all.

>>17327022
this guy gets it when I was in America it was almost impossible 2 cook with tinned food as a few cans in a meal made the whole thing stupidly sweet and salty

>>17323480
Forgive them, they live in the worst possible climate for human immune system so they need a shit ton of protein, fat and hot meals so they're driven to awfully unbalanced and terrible pooey food so that they can live. It's basically winter food on steroids, all year round for every meal. Their tastes are adjusted for health and thriving in their climate, not human (which is much different).

>>17330376
it's not tin it's aluminum gramps

>>17328064
Did it have 4g of added sugar or 4g of sugar? Peas, carrots, and corn are naturally sweet vegetables and have sugar off-the-vine that US labeling laws say has to be put onto nutrition labels. 1 cup of peas naturally has about 8g of sugar in it, and 113 calories total.
All canned vegetables and beans (not baked beans; baked beans are in the soup category of canned stuff) I see don’t have added sugars. Though I get low-sodium because the salt added is insane.

>>17330576
It was added per serving . Of the plain canned vegetables I looked at about ten percent had added sugar .

>>17324573
They did make steel though, or what else is knight's armor made off?

>>17330235
it doesn't go that soggy if it's toasted enough and it's not shit bread

>>17324869
they poured beer in that, didn't they?

At the rate we're going at some point in the future baked beans will just be a can full of sugar with a bean in it .