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>>17318445
>me complaining about my order

>>17318520
Ok cool, but what's this for? Hopefully not some sort of desert full of sugar that would ruin all those spices.
I think that would go fantastic with some porkchops personally.

>>17318529
>/ck/: the webm

>>17318553
sauce?

>>17318529
>eating in bed
Absolutely disgusting

>>17318451
>Lemon
>Clearly Lime

>>17318583
No Reservations (2007)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APNTQlcbNAI

>>17318597
Much obliged.
>no sound still
Fuck sake.

someone post those awful walking taco abominations where they just keep piling shit on top

>>17318571
You can lubricate your ass with it

>>17318466
[ryan gosling looking in pain]

>>17318529
this movie goes in and makes me enjoy food trucks even more

>>17318595
Lemons are just ripe limes, retards.

>>17318775
I would do this at home, so I can't really blame her

>>17318794
Don't you try to bamboozle me. When I visited distant relatives in Italy they thought limes were lemons and lemons were limes.

>>17318798
yeah bro exactly the same thing for sure

>>17319181
Comfy

>>17318963
she skips a tray of dirty dishes?

>>17318597
God damn Catherine Zeta Jones was gorgeous.

>>17318517
those are clearly deepfried lmao

What's going on here?

>>17318466
Movie?

>>17318571
Apple butter is basically spreadable apple. So whatever you want to use it for.

>porkchops
Yeah that's common. So is buttered bread/toast or peanut butter sandwiches

>>17319374
michael douglas gave her throat herpes from slamming her tonsils too much

>>17319139
They still need to be cooked more after, right? Is there a reason to actually do this? I just cook dry beans without soaking and they're done within a couple hours anyway.

>>17318502
>the 90s are gone forever.

>>17318529
Jesus fucking Christ, Johanson. It's only spaghetti aglio e olio

>>17318562
Is that the usual day?

>>17320016
Julie & Julia 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czOgJJqehv0

>>17319402
Unironcially - food tailored to Asian tourists

Asians don't give a fuck about how it tastes, they buy food/drink to gain face by posting it on instagram. They will unironically buy bottles of expensive champagne to take pictures with at parties but not bother drinking it

t. live in Asia and have observed this behavior irl

>>17319287
She has no fingers...

>>17320163
This movie is good, especially when it pans to Julia, but Julie's life is so cringe especially the fighting with her boyfriend. "Wahh you care more about your cooking blog than me" then they wrap it up so sloppily in the end. The movie would've been better if Julie were single

>>17320066
kino

>>17320180
Not gonna watch it but I bet it would have been great as an erotic comedy. Old/young lesbian couples are the best fapfuel.

>>17319181
carp is the worst freshwater fish, i cant stand it

>>17318529
This relationship was so unnecessary for the story. 100% it was just jon favreau stroking his own ego by giving himself a hot gf for 1 scene before he gets back with his hot ex wife.

>>17320274
https://youtu.be/OHBbENOcZ9A?t=10

>>17320165
you are just as much describing hipster millenials and social media addicted zoomers

>>17318432

>>17319402
>>17320165
>>17320354

>>17318648
so just a bag with extra steps?

>>17318597
Oh, crispy face, I remembered it being Faramir.

>>17318432
Roast for how long, what temps? I hate videos that can't include that shit, leaves me to guessing.

>>17320468

>>17320980
>on
>not in

>>17320994
Reminds me of that popcorn canon thing in china. Some chinese webm anyway. I really should just save these things, fuck sake.

>>17318466
little fun fact: they she had a double doing most of the cooking scenes

>>17318466
I love the fact that Julia Child hated the woman that this movie is based on and called her a liar. Also she was a whore and cheated on her husband and wrote about how empowering it was and got roasted for it

>>17318529
Reminder that Jon Favreau is a fat ugly jew that wrote, directed, and starred in this movie. It's so obviously his fanfiction of the life he wishes he had but never could since he's a fat ugly jew

>>17318562
The chinese are literally bugmen. They have no sense of shame and will try to scam or take advantage of anyone and everyone.

>>17318621
No one thinks SNL is funny other than NPCs and Jews

>>17321110
Why do they always use ScarJo?

>>17321101
Interdasting. What's the command list printed on his tabletop?

>>17321122
SNL was funny back when it had other variety/sketch comedy shows it was competing against. Now it just comes off as circlejerky and out-of-touch.

>>17318604

>>17319402
>living your whole live and everything you experience through the display of your phone

That's super sad, desu.

>>17318529
who doesn't love oil with pasta

>>17320163
Meryl was so fucking good in this movie. Her scenes were great while that other chick's shit wa just depressing

>>17320980
Yumm, gas fumes!

>>17318451
goddamn indian people are the ugliest human phenotype in the world behind subsaharan demi-apes

>>17318583
Saved. That looks like a fun app or side for a taco night

>>17321953
Wow, you must be as racist as me!

>>17320057
The idea is that it breaks down a lot of starch from the beans and changes how they cook, taste, and digest. Not critically needed, but might be preferable to some.
The boil for a minute and then soak for an hour is a "quick soak" method, as opposed to soaking them overnight.

>>17321122

It's not tacotown, it's something called "cochinadas" or "marranadas" or "tostilocos"

>>17320057
>>17322326
It depends on how old (and therefore dry) the beans are. The older they are the more they benefit from the soaking.
If I remember correctly the fastest I have cooked fresh beans was like 20~30 minutes.

>>17321927
Yeah totally, the same gas fumes that go through the rest of your car and inundate you in the cabin.

>>17318532

>>17318451
Does mutton smell as bad as goat when cooking?

>>17321153
Let me guess, SNL is "too political" now?

>>17322492
I stated my own issues with the program. Hell, if anything, it's tried to find an apolitical safespace.

>>17321116
At my Costco, it's always the White bugmen that do this.

>>17322645
The Hillary impersonator tearfully singing hallelujah after she lost was peak comedy

>>17320135
Probably a sunday. Costco is inundated with asians on sundays.

>>17318763
It's not an attractive look for a woman. I prefer feminine woman rather than imitation men

>>17318763
>>17322794
it's just a subgenre of youtube where men whore out their daughters in skimpy clothes while pretending it's not actually about what it's obviously about, you're not supposed to want ot marry her, just give them views

>>17321353
Was thinking the same thing

>>17322805
Not everyone on the internet has had their minds poisoned by incest doujins

>>17321128
guilty gear combo strings

>>17320274
the point was he can only nab hot chicks because of his passion and skill for cooking

>>17321025
the popcorn cannon?

>>17322326
>didn't test for digestibility
If I don't soak those fuckers for 48 hours and change the water after 24 I get heartburn and acid reflux. I can barely digest these fuckers and I only use them as a meat extender, because I can't eat them on their own without some sort of animal product or i get sick.

>>17318432
>have two dishes of sauces
>pour both of them into a third dish
0/10 wouldn't watch again

>>17318810
>Italy
there's the problem

>>17318517
>eating bugs
fuck off yang.

>>17323957
How are you going to properly mix them in the small bowls, dummy?

>>17323989
its two liquids not a pizza base. also half the sriracha didnt even make it out of the first dish

>>17322258
I've never seen this from any Amish I know, my Mom was raised Amish, my Grandma was Amish, I've been to Amish restaurants.

>>17324025
What a failure you are

>>17321101
thats all fine and dandy till the thing explodes, because who the fuck trusts chinkshit with pressure.

>>17324104
>who the fuck trusts chinese products?
Uh, people who aren't racist?

>>17320468
>needing temps and time
Your aren't baking, use your senses. Its bacon and carrots pleb

>>17318775
queen

>>17322326
who gives a shit, it's fucken beans.

>>17318553
>Get your filthy fucking ASSHOLE off of my fucking prep table, NOW!
You only have to say it once, if you say it like you mean it.

>>17318794
they aren't
the thing they typically sell as lemon is ripe Citrus limon
the thing they typically sell as lime is unripe Citrus aurantiifolia
>>17318595
you can have ripe, yellow lime and green, unripe lemon
but I think that's indeed a lime
not that there's a huge difference
>>17318810
that's because in Italy they grow lemons, limettas and citrons (Citrus limetta and Citrus medica)
they don't grow Citrus aurantiifolia in Italy

>>17324754
>surly
SURLY MEANS YOU FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE
FAGGOT
CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL

>>17324304
based retard.

>>17321953
Australian Aboriginal. Your move.

>>17324763

>>17324763
That would be sultry you fucking dipshit. Stupid ape.

>>17322683
Thanks for letting us know, Chang. You're clearly not lying.

>>17320423
I made this
creamy scrambled egg and toast tasted fucking amazing

>>17318810
kek, in brazil we call the green ones lemons and the yellow ones sicilian lemons

>>17323974
shrimps are eaten all over the world

>>17322794
what's the matter, uncomfortable because her arms are bigger than yours?

>>17320423
>NOOOOO SCRAMBLED EGGS CANT BE CREAMY NOOOO THAT'S ILLEGAL AAAAAAAAAAAH

>>17318798
You're disgusting, and I can blame her.

>>17318648
Lmao

>>17318963
Did this shit more times than I care admit.

>>17322324
I'm pretty sure candied orange peels take longer to make than that

>>17318529
This zoomer goth gf looks like shes about to rub one out watching some fat jew cook garlic

>>17321089
>Prior to her Julie/Julia project, Powell had never eaten an egg before she tackled Oeufs a la Fondue de Fromage

>>17324776
he said HUMAN phenotype

>>17320423
Gordon's best recipe. Bitch to make compared to just cooking and chopping up the eggs. I don't have this much vigor 2 hours after waking up.

>>17318553
Yeah, eat that shit you fat fucking whore.

>>17318529
>grabs it with his fucking hand off the pan
what the hell

>>17318648
>coolgadget.webm
it's a fucking bag. one of those granny bags with wheel no less.

>>17324754
How does he get out????

>>17325537
by subhumans yes. might as well fry up widgety grubs.

>>17323842
this thing but way bigger
>>17321101

>>17321953
That's a weird thing to say about the most beautiful women in the world.

>>17319398
the baking powder in the pancake mix makes it crispier. pretty well known trick at this point. works great for oven baked wings or even whole roasted birds. you can also add baking powder to shrimp before you steam or boil them to change the ph and improve the texture

>>17320423

>>17325681
lol?

>>17328559

>>17328582
Good God that's hot

>>17322794
You're literally insane. A capable women is so attractive. Imagine not getting down for that primitive trad Chad lifestyle

>>17320359
No way that's the finished dish, it's all rich stuff with no balance

>>17324763
I do, and don't call me Surly.

>>17328559
>>17328582
I see some people about ready to fail out of kinesiology.

>>17326675
anyone know if egg man survived covid

>>17328598
It's all frosting they don't even taste the cake

>>17318451
I hate it when indians bobble their heads side to side like at the start of that webm.
Scratch that. I simply hate indians.

>>17320468
>Roast for how long, what temps? I hate videos that can't include that shit, leaves me to guessing.
You're just roasting carrots and cooking bacon. How long do you cook a pot roast or chicken for, if you want to make sure the veggies you put in with it are properly roasted?
I'm not trying to be snarky or cunty or anything anon, I'm just saying use your good judgement.

>>17320468
>>17320530
Don't follow this video. Those carrots aren't even fully cooked let alone roasted with caramelization. Maybe cook it at 375 for closer to 45 mins to an hour instead of at 400 or more for 15 mins, removing it from the heat, then cooking it for another 15 mins like our melaninated friend here suggests.

>>17320163
>>17321712
Imagine being a young upcoming actress and being cast to act opposite fucking Meryl Streep.
It's an honour, sure, but you know you're gonna look like shit next to her no matter what you do.

>>17318963
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH IM DRUNK BUT DID SOMETHING CUT OFF HER FINGERS? AAAAAAHHHHH

>>17329427
>"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."

>>17329427
>gyro gyro

>>17322357
I freak out whenever I see someone cut things up with the dexterity of a 2 year old.

>>17320397
kino

>>17326675
>he thinks he can escape the egg fort

>>17329456
yes and she didn't even realize it. just kept doing her job

>>17329427
those greeks sure are crafty.

>>17323974
why do you keep posting this 'le seafood is bugs meme'? are you trying to be funny?

>>17318604
This boomer needs to learn how to chew his fucking food. Takes 2 measly bites and swallows.

>>17324763

>>17320397
sloppa drums arrived