/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17314824
I stopped caring about it long ago. You should too.

>>17314824
I smiled at this. How pissed are you right now?

>>17314824
looks tasty ! :)

>>17314824
Why would I pay to lick chocolate off my own fingers? It should be at least someone else's fingers

>>17314875
If she were to let me lick it off

>>17314824
Bet they didn't even wash their hands before or after

>>17314824
What in tarnation!?

>>17314824
Imagine doing this during a fucking pandemic...

Here's your check, that'll be $83.49 + tip & gratuity fee. Will you be needing any boxes?

>>17314824
I would literally pay $400 for this sugar mix off my unwashed hands

haha white ppl amirite?

>>17314824
>oh man, I just love when you got chocolate on your hands when baking and just licking that shit off, I should turn that into a meme gimmick at my restaurant!!!
I feel like this garbage started when that woman made icecream out of milk that had been in a corn flakes bowl "remember drinking the milk out of the corn flakes bowl!!?"

>>17314948
>why yes, I pay $100+tip lick chocolate off my fingers

White people are weird

I'd suck it off that milf's fingers

>>17314824
i would just laugh and then leave.

>>17314912
>Will you be needing any boxes?
Thanks, but I brought my own.

>>17314989
Takes me back to high school

>>17314948
They look white to you? kek tell us you're amerimutt without telling us. They look ME or something like that.

>>17314989
Damn, that thing has seen some usage. I like to replace mine every few months for that buttery smooth feeling

>>17314824
Bim-Bap-Da-Bibedy-Based

>>17314824
You just KNOW they paid more than they should've to lick chocolate off their own finger.

>>17314907
>pandemic

>>17314824
>I hate restaurant gimmicks

They would die out if only the retards who go out to endorse/patronise these stupid places did not exist. 'People' pay so much, even extravagant amounts so they can brag about having this 'unique' experience in their life.

>>17314957
should i post a nigger with its head up a cows ass, monkey?

>>17314824
I usually dont care, but that is easily the dumbest and lowest effort one i've ever seen and i think i'd refuse it

>>17314824
they have to be fully injected to even be let in
they've already removed themselves from the genepool

i dont season the steak or the cutting board, i season my hands

>>17314912
Restaurants like these don’t offer boxes. They’re too prideful to allow you to eat their food elsewhere.

>>17314824
ahaha imagine if she poured it on her feet and made you lick it off ahahaha

>>17315391
>i season my hands
ngmi
my hands get seasoned from not washing them after weeks of manual labor

>>17315223
>yo lets just fucking pour it on their hand fukit

>>17314949
cereal flavored ice cream is a reasonable concept though and not just eating something normal in a retarded way.

>>17314849
>>17314862
>>17314875

>>17314885
thats the point
everyone gets to taste their own hands the the dirt they gathered throughout the day

>>17314824
Oh no is... is that... people having fun? Nononononono don't they know adults need to never have fun NOOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN

>>17315216
No. You should post you killing yourself, faggot.

>>17314989
>hand numbered /50 limited edition
fuckin nice anon. the condition is a little rough though. that wouldn't be my edc, I'd have it on a shelf.

>>17314824
>order this
>leave chocolate on table, seat, credit card reader, every other possible surface on way to door
>worth it

>>17316041
But that would get me banned

here is my restaurant idea: when you enter and they're ready to seat you, you sit in a wheelchair and the staff rolls you to the table, feeds you your food, gets your wallet out and handles the card for you, then brings your wheelchair back out to your car when finished, you don't move a muscle during the entire dining experience

>>17316082
You'd have to move your jaw to chew. 0/10 shit idea. f you.

>>17316090
all the courses are pureed foods that slide right down your throat

>>17316098
You'd still have to swallow them, otherwise they'd go down your windpipe and kill you. Muscular movement. You suck.

>>17314989
Oh man, I was just thinking about my old fingerbox! Good times, wonder if I still have it.

>>17316114
they perform a PEG operation on the spot and feed you through a tube

>>17316168
LE HeCKin old FAGerin MEME XD! secret club!

>>17314989
based fingerbox you chad

>>17315705
This and then I jack off with dirty hands and get a UTI and then piss the infection into my food

>>17316207
You'd still have muscles inside your body moving. Literally impossible to stop your muscles from moving unless the waiters kill you and the feed your corpse, but what's the point in that?

>>17316228
"without moving a muscle" is a figure of speech, autismo

>>17314989
We brought ours, too.

>>17314824
i dont even like getting chip dust on my fingers fuck off

>>17316090
Baby bird

>>17316090
the dinner is administered rectally

>>17314824
women aren't a "gimmick" asshole

I would like it better if I had to kick the chocolate off of the cute waitress' toes

>>17314824
i honestly thought before i viewed the full clip that they would dip their hands in ice water or something so they could get a chocolate shaped hand to add to their dessert.

>>17314824

When is someone going to open a high-end restaurant that gives you the al fresco 'poor person' experience - they sit you outside in the freezing cold on an overturned empty wooden crate with a rickety table and a serve all you cheap microwave meals on chipped dishes. And they charge you hundreds of dollars for the novelty! What a winner - you just know people would pay for it too.

>>17316703
Sounds like it could be part of an interesting TV show idea. Rent out various locations to create gimmick restaurants that are absurd to the point of parody and let people humiliate themselves in Borat-esque situations. The common man gets to laugh about "them dumb yuppies" or whatever.

>>17314824
It's the experience!

You people are close-minded as fuck.

You get a story to tell, to laugh with your friends about, to criticise the restaurant, etc...

>>17316703
>>17316764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqPARIKHbN8

>>17314824
Me too. Fuck people. UP FOOD!
>>17316771
I ain't getting my hands sticky for free.

>>17314824
you couldn't pay me to do this. I'll spare you all the details but suffice to say my fingers do NOT taste nice

>>17314948
That's a kike, anon

>>17315002
some Americans go their entire life without seeing a white person as they dont see tourists or leave the country

>Bon appétit Anon!

>>17317261
actual NPC

>>17317261
Looks like Alinea

>>17317319
It is, ck can't help but seethe at it

>>17317337
/ck/ and /o/ are basically the same board. Poorfags who convince themselves consuming gutter trash makes them better than anyone with money.

>>17317350
maybe poorfags actually find something to become good at while NPCs just consume because they are already rich!?

>>17317337
t. asian guy videoing his meal being served

>>17314824
Yeah, well no one likes you at all.

>>17316771
I like the idea of making a meme restaurant where the intended purpose is to be so ridiculous people only patronize you so they can make fun of you to their friends. Like a clickbait article in real life

>>17317261
this will never not make me laugh

the absurdity is too much, the reckless smashing of shit on the table like its a food jackson pollock dish and the guy in the chambray shirt not even savoring this absurd service he payed for and instead staring into his smartphone camera dead-eyed

>>17314824
>Rich people: Damn it's so nice to experience how the poors eat!

>>17315173
>PERSON DRINKING SOYMILK MAKES VIRUSES NOT REAL ALL MADE UP QANON TOLD ME MIGA PRAISE KEK
off yourself
>DURRRR LIBTARD COMMIE KEK JEW
not political issue

>>17314876

>>17314824
Why should I have to get my hands dirty???
The restaurant should bring out their designated nesquik slut for me to tongue.

>>17318077
Go get another booster

>>17314824
Eh, that seems particularly dumb.
If you poured chocolate on your hands and then ate like a vanilla cake with them as well, then alright not an absolute terrible idea. Could be fun and the chocolate mixes with the cake.
But just...licking sauce off your hands. Why?

>>17315871
kill yourself

>>17315871
How the fuck is this enjoyable

>>17316217
Absolutely heroic.

>>17314824
I can do this t home with Hershey syrup.

>>17314824
most retarded thing I've ever seen... yuppies

>>17316703
>>17316764
I'm honestly amazed that this was never attempted on Nathan For You
Sounds like something he would have done in a heartbeat

>>17314824
I don't mind gimmicks but that just triggered my OCD.

>>17320880
Why OCD?

>>17314824
It would be worth the price of admission if you could lick the chocolate off your femboy waiter's soft cock but this is just asinine

>>17320918
You mean a girl's butt though right?

>>17321218
If you want, yeah. Depends on your mood but yeah basically.

>>17320907
Probably because it's a play on handwashing and OCD people wash their hands fifty times and still feel dirty.

You know, if this was off a preteen girls chest I could imagine... but not this.

Name some other ones....

Greek restaurant at Pointe Orlando in Florida - they throw napkins in the air as confetti. Makes the place look dirty, I thought it was stupid.

Texas Roadhouse - wait staff has to line dance every time a particular song comes on. (also, their music is too fucking loud).

I'm trying to think of others. Most have stupid birthday songs that don't conflict with any copyrights.

What else ya got?

>>17321458
>Dick's last resort, they're mean to you on purpose

>Texas Roadhouse again, le peanuts on the floor

>Romano's Macaroni Grill, you can draw with crayons on the table

>>17314824
You could do that at home if you really wanted to. If you tried to do it with this same group of people, they'd think you were strange and disgusting but it's fine at a restaurant.

>>17321458
>>17321473
Thought of some more.

>Rainforest Cafe
>Jeckel and Hyde, not sure if this is still a thing but was the shit when I was a kid
>Casa Bonita
>every hibachi show place

>>17316168
nigger

>>17317350
most /o/tists are in it for the driving experience not some Instagram glory pic collage

>>17318143
you can go back now

>>17323178
i can multitask, buster.

>>17320694
i swear he did it once. though rn im picturing the one where the bathroom had an ad for the restaurant.

>>17318745
THIS
give me a legitimate reason to get my hands messy. i can play along with a gimmick if it's fun or creative (albeit i despise having messy hands). >>17317261 is just random for the sake of it. imagine if the desert was presented like a painting. a brownie, maybe marbled or crackled, with ganache and caramel drizzled on top. maybe serve it in an edible chocolate/hard candy vase. be tasteful! give me something i can *eat* and *enjoy*. i would not at all be satisfied with just licking chocolate sauce off my hands, much less cobbling together..what is that, coco puffs? dry ice??? how do i get the whipped cream from under there? nigga are those olives??? grapes????

>>17314907
Faggot

>>17321473
I hate most of these but I'll defend Dick's. You go there with the expectation of their gimmick and if you don't want the laughs and being treated shitty then just don't go. It's not like their food is great. That's their thing and they tell you that before you even go

>>17317261
Ah, performance art. You get to be messy AND charge a premium.

>>17323427
cry somewhere else, wigger

>>17314824
>we made a mole based on 4 different chocolate strains, 15 different spices, and 5 different chilies.
>You will have it poured on to your hands so you get that natural saltiness.
>You should get experience different flavors as you all have different hands

>>17314907
there’s a pandemic?

>>17323411
Fucking kek. What did he mean by this?

>>17323625
Yes, and millions of starving african children are suffering. Donate now while they're still alive

>>17321458
there's Ed Debevic's in Chicago, where the whole schtick is that all the staff are rude to you and make fun of you to your face

>>17315173
>>17318223
>>17323427
>>17323625
>NOOOOO YOU CANT MENTION THE STATE OF HEALTH EMERGENCY ALL AROUND THE WORLD WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD HYGIENE... BECAUSE... UHHHHHHHHHHHHH... /pol/ INFOGRAPHICS TOLD ME SO!!
do amerisharts really

>enjoy your meal, sir
>that would be 99,95$ plus tip

>>17323831
IMO that's a funny gimmick and I think full-sized replica toilets should be used to serve food more. It's especially suitable for food challenges, eating a toilet-full of something in a limited amount of time sounds fun.

>>17314989
>there are posters ITT who grew up without a fingerbox
Pour one out for the bros...

>>17323792
Look at their mortality rates, they absolutely do think dying coughing is preferable to getting vacced

>rich people do stupid shit to amuse themselves
do we really need to have this thread every single day

>>17323411
Based

>>17316228
They temporarily kill you, then bring you back to life multiple times throughout your dining experience.

>>17323792
Sir, this is an 18+ website. Take your friends and sperg out elsewhere, please.

>>17323850
sounds like you have a thinly veiled scat fetish

>>17324725
This but applied to you, instead.

>>17324744
last 2 numbers of this post is my age, faggot

>>17324749
Get 45 next year and fuck off

>>17323792
Everyone already knows cunt, we're here to talk about food. You're not informing anyone about the pandemic, nobody is gonna read your post and go
>W-WAIT! THERE'S- THERE'S A PANDEMIC!?!?!
and we're all sick of hearing about it everywhere. Every other possible source of information or communication in the world is vomiting pandemic shit at us, either GO GET VAXXED BEFORE WE ALL DIE or some faggot bullshit THE VAX IS GONNA TURN YOUR BLOOD INTO AIDS AND MAKE THE FROGS GAY and everyone is just fucking over it cunt. We've had a fucking gutfull of this shit.

And no, I don't care if Americans are dying, frankly I wish Covid had access to a school and a firearm. Covid-chan would be a good shot I reckon, bitch probably use echolocation like the bat she came from.

>>17314824
It is my biggest fear to get invited to a surprise dinner and it is something retarded like this. You are just screwed, you can't win. Either you have to submit to this degrading shit or you have to alienate your wacky goofy friends who went out of their way to invite you to something "fun". Would seriously consider going to the restroom to off myself ngl.

>>17323411
LMAO

>>17323710
>What did he mean by this?
>"This is gonna look great on my tiktok channel!"

>>17314824
I understand the appeal in chocolate but this seems rather a waste of good chocolate when you could have used the chocolate sauce on something like a dessert. Shit I would even prefer them leaving the chocolate sauce in a small bowl and a serving of biscuits that I can use to dip into the sauce.

>>17323831
This may be the funniest shit I have seen in a long time

>>17317350
>Poorfags who convince themselves consuming gutter trash makes them better than anyone with money.
as opposed to richfags who convince themselves consuming gutter trash makes them better than anyone without money.
>i'm better that you because i can afford to pay someone $200 to pour cheap chocolate syrup on my hands so i can lick it.

>>17314824
There is a psychological reason for this you know.

>>17323831
That kid looks German. Why am I not surprised. . .

>>17324913
How to I into a breadbed

>>17324991
50 dollars for a half hour nap.

>>17324846
it's nice to be autistic in a situation like this
>nope, can't have that stuff on my hands, sensory issues
and they'd all be cool with it and pour me a cup of chocolate sauce to sip with a spoon

>>17314876
or have a hot chick lick it off yours

>>17314907
lmao, fag

>>17317261
what is going on here?

>>17323831
if i worked there, on my last day i would take an actual shit in it

>>17323850
>full-sized replica toilets
lmao what is this retard on about

>>17321553
>hibachi
Fuck those places, they give me diarrhea.

>>17318077
keep living in fear eurocuck and remember to get your monthly fauciouchie or mama merkel will come and rape you

>>17326402
>scared shitless of a vaccine
>I WILL NOT LIVE IN FEAR

>>17326422
no one is scared of the vaccine, you've been brainwashed to belive this. people are saying it is silly, doesn't work like it should, and that mandates are stupid and will lead to more human rights violations

>>17326436
whatever you say, pussy

>>17314824
I thought that they were going to end up eating something else with their chocolatey hands, this seems like paying to be inconvenienced. I'd love to be a fly on the wall where this was created, I feel like it must have something to do with saving chocolate because it probably takes relatively little for someone to coat their hands.

>>17314824
I've seen some retarded restaurant gimmicks but this takes the cake.

The chef/staff must have great laughs though. It is amazing what you can easily convince people to do if you market it as trendy or haute cuisine.

>>17326442
>heh I bet you're too SCARED to have 3 to 4 perfectly functional vaccines within one year for the same disease

>>17326562
You think it's unusual for a vaccine to be delivered in multiple rounds? You think that means it doesn't work?

>>17326577
Describe a vaccine that consists of 3+ doses every year and even then it doesn't actually significantly reduce your chance of infection and transmission. Textbook leaky vaccine and this is a stopgap measure not a solution.

I like how people keep repeating "if the whole world got vaccinated we'd have no bad variants" too

>>17326577
waning immunity starting within a couple months isn't a great sign of an effective vaccine.

>>17323411
>>17324878
I want to believe that it's more than just that. But you're probably right and that ruins it.

>>17326591
Moving goalposts already. Smooth move, Jughead.

>>17326609
Your post implied that 3-4 doses is the planned and complete deliver of the vaccine. This is false, the additional doses reflect the vaccines' short term duration of resistance (it cannot be defined as immunity).

There is no moderate or long term immunity, vaccine or naturally acquired, to COVID or any other known coronaviruses. The real moving goalpost is "second dose is the ticket... third dose! third dose + infection!"

>>17317528
this nailed it.

That absurd sadistic “here’s your shit asshole” execution of serving food by just throwing it onto the table.

It would be even better if they also crumpled up the check and threw it at the customer while openly laughing at them.

>>17324913
Leafs are so weird. Not as much as L.A folks tho...

>>17326601
Do you know anything about coronaviruses anon? There's a reason no one's bothered to develop a cure for the common cold, the effort wasn't believed to worth it especially once you factor in the ""rugged individualism"" of 'muricans. However we've never seen a coronavirus that was this successful at transmission while being this fatal. Times change and necessity is the mother of invention.

If you get a flu vaccine you get it for that specific flu season because flu is seasonal. You wouldn't expect it to provide the same level of protection year round, just when you need it most during flu season. Covid will hopefully follow a similar path for it's worst case - endemic, but seasonal. Only significant outbreaks when weather is most beneficial for transmission and tuned versions of the latest vaccine based on the predicted variant(s) of concern are distributed to stem the tide and prevent the worst outcomes for those who do get infected.

>>17314824
am i the only one who thought the chocolate would be hot?

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