/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17312385
What's a cauliflower crust? And what does Well done mean? Extra brown on top?

>>17312452
Crust is made of Cauliflower instead of bread and well done means it's in the oven for longer

>>17312385
>Dad owns a burger place
>Cares deeply on burgers quality
>5 black people in
>black people rarely come on
>they come to the menu board and see how much quality burgers cost
>They're outraged
>start screaming "Shit" Infront of children and saying they could get it for a dollar something at mcdonalds
>all walk out cussing and screaming mcdonads
pic related, our burger

>>17312464
lower those prices old man!

>wagie at smoothie place
>customer orders smoothie, modifies it to the point that it's just water, kale, mango, ice
>pays 8 dollars for it without any thought

>>17312464
Your dad sounds like a racist

>>17312464
haven't seen that one in a while

>>17312492
you're here forever

>>17312385
that sounds good as hell

>>17312464
Meds. Now. Eustace

Someone wanted me to introduce them to a Vulcan/Romulan girl I worked with.

>>17312385
>Turkey Sub (No bread)
>Only topping is mustard
>Hand the customer a plastic platter containing three slices of deli turkey and a squirt of mustard
>It was probably close to $4

>>17312989
I do this at home. Low carb. Also children.

>>17312385
>broiler
>medium rare chicken breast
Only allowed because it was for a waitress.

>>17312385
This guy used to come into burger King and order a chicken patty sandwiched between four slices of tomatoes on each side with no bread and sometimes he'd ask for grape jelly.

>>17312385
When I worked in a factory we had a sandwich place right next door that served virtually everyone. The head of the buffing line was vegetarian or something and had really shot taste buds from chain smoking for 20 something years. his order would go
>Flatbread
>spinach
>extra mayo
>extra olives enough to the point where they are all falling off the sandwich
>mayo on the side
>whatever the unsweetened coke brand of black tea is
He would gladly scarf that shit down covering his mustache in cum olives. he NEVER ordered anything else. NEVER. The entire year that I worked there he ordered it every single day 6 days a week.

>>17312385
>Pizza order
>thin crust
>Olives
>Olive juice
>that's it
>that's the pizza.

>>17312385
I order chick-fil-a. Just the fil-a, without the pickle and bread/bun.

>>17313224
Saw this earlier but yeah, just the chicken cheese pickle is what I want.

Would be nice if 40c cheaper or so. I ALWAYS throw out bottom bread.

>>17313231
I just want them to bring back the Spicy Chicken Biscuit for breakfast. 7 years and counting, haven't been back for breakfast since they removed it. The bread they served the chicken minis (nuggets) on always tastes like undercooked dough to me.

>>17313237
I got the free bagels when they came out. Was good. Little tots and I am not taking about toddlercon were just the same as Burger King.

Throw out the bottom one and it's alright.

>>17313193
>covering his mustache in cum olives
Thats a good mental image

>Red Robins
>This guy would come in every friday
>Was allergic to literally everything we had listed on our allergen risk poster
>His order solely consisted of one chicken breast unseasoned and well done
>Shit took ages because we had to prepare it without the chicken touching anything that could kill him while also trying to keep up with the rush
>Would end up waiting for fifteen minutes for overcooked unseasoned chicken breast and water for $6
>He absolutely loved it and would compliment the cooks every time he didn't feel tingling in his throat
>Would leave compliments to the waitresses as he stood up to go home (no tip which was funny)
>Every fucking god damn Friday he would do this for the two years I worked there

>>17312464
Hey there bud, cool it with the antisemitism!

>used to work at a cafe
>customer orders an espresso but only wants "the first two seconds of coffee"
>pays full price for a tiny sip of crema that takes him about 10 minutes to drink

>>17315499
Found a picture of him

>>17312385
>customer asks for gluten free pizza crust
Yeah, like I'm just gonna clean the whole fuckin' store just to appease a gluten intolerance.

>>17312464
>cares about burger quality
Jesus Christ that is pathetic

>>17312385
used to work at tim hortons

old bat would come in every weekend and get
>"plain bagel scooped and toasted till black with peanut butter on the side"

>>17316052
S-Scooped?

BLT with no B

>>17316904
Jewish or Muslim? I only do that if my request is reasonable, unfortunately can't expect them to make me bourguignon without lardons.

>>17312385
Some dumb girl asked for my number once but I told her I didn’t give out personal info to strangers

>>17312385
>one drink
>half buttermilk
>half tomato juice
Old folks (the ones who are dead now) loved this shit. Pretty much "half buttermilk" anything.

>>17312464
The whole premise of burgers is to be cheap. You grind and grill leftover cuts.

>>17313887
Regulars tend to be an odd butksm0nch.

>>17316954
No woman has asked for your number, ever.

>>17312464
why did the ethnicity of the people coming in matter for the purposes of your story?

people who want their scallops extra well done. just get shrimp

>>17317073
r u dum?
He just said a girl asked, can't you read nigger?

>>17312385
I would never work at a restaurant. I have a little bit of standards.

>>17317564
This. We have to take people at their word on this site, otherwise things will very quickly devolve into loops of endless cynicism, completely detached from reality. We just need to be a little trusting and suddenly the whole place is much more meaningful. An oasis of friendship

>>17312464
I'm gonna fuck your mom anon

>>17315499
isn't that just a ristreto?

>>17316860
i think that means you scoop some of the bread out of the insides, presumably so you can fit more peanut butter in there

>>17316954
Good job anon

>>17317687
I'd james bond quarter pounder that burger slinging milf. /ck/ meetup at Ronnie's to get some pussy with the bros, who is in

>>17317687

I spent nine miserable years wageslaving at kfc
>90-year old lady ambles in
>wants chicken 'without the skin'
>I'm just a lowly server so I go run I past my manager
>manager asks how many pieces the customer is planning on buying
>uh, two
>tells the cook to cook up a 2-head of unseasoned chicken (18 pieces)
>the cook complains but cooks the chicken
>14 minutes later, he pulls up this shriveled, wrinkled basket of plain chicken, and I take my two pieces and serve the lady
>manager tells me to upset the rest for half price before we close
>half an hour left at this point until closing
>only one customer comes in and laughs in my face when I try to sell him the chicken
>tried a bit after we closed
>bland, overcooked, stringy and dry, unironically the worst chicken I've ever eaten

>>17317947
>pizza parlor - pedophiles
>halal shop - terrorists
>burger joint - nazis
it's all starting to make sense

>>17314176

>>17318081
>Me and a friend are opening a burger joint
>Both are fans of Uncle Adolf
Son of a bitch. Gonna go throw bricks through the nearest pizza shop.

>>17313216
would eat this desu, as long as they are kalamata olives

>work in thai Restaurant
>older white couple come in and order a stir fry chicken dish
>they specify that the chicken must be "well done"
>tell them that all our chicken is well done, look at them funny
>"no no just making sure because them asians sometimes undercook it"
>mfw when
>mfw I have no face