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I like my beer like I like my women: full-bodied and strong.

>> No.17311089
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>>17311073
I greatly prefer Murphy’s Irish Stout to Guinness
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yMQN3sRfXbk

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>>17311073
I like my coffee like I like my women - black and full bodied

>> No.17311105

>>17311073

pic unrelated?

>> No.17311451

I wouldn't say Guinness is full-bodied and strong. It is quite watery, low ABV, easy to drink and somewhat insipid. People confuse it with being strong and say dumb shit like "mmmm it is so filling!" because the roasted dark flavor of this stout is unlike the ales and pilsners they are used to.

>> No.17311453

I like my women like I like my beer
A gigantic head

>> No.17311460

I like my beer like I like my women: willing to go ass-to-mouth.

>> No.17311682

>>17311073
I drank Guinness for the first time today and I can't imagine calling it 'strong'
In fact, I was surprised how watery it felt

>> No.17311713

>>17311073
>I like my beer like I like my women
Without somebody else's d1ck in it.
Jk. Idc what she does

>> No.17311732

>>17311073
i like my beer like i like my women - sealed in a cask in my basement

>> No.17311747

>>17311682
The worst is when people saying "one Guinness fills me up!" which makes no fucking sense because it is watery, lower ABV, lower calorie and less carbonated (nitrogenated) than other beers. It is like the Corona of stouts.

I like it but the idea that it is strong and filling is full retard.

>> No.17311754

>>17311747
If you've had proper stout then sure, guinness is watery in comparison, but for the average bud light drinker guinness may as well be a loaf of bread.

>> No.17311759

>>17311754
But it really isn't, it's just the dark/roasted taste that fools dumb people into thinking it is strong and filling. Bud Light probably has the same ABV as Guinness.

>> No.17311764

>>17311759
ABV isn't the measure by which people decide a beverage is filling or not

>> No.17311773

>>17311764
No but alcohol is an important source of calories in fermented beverages. How would you describe a drink as being filling and how would Guinness fit ?

>> No.17311776

>>17311073
I like my beer like I like my women: half used and found lying in the gutter.

>> No.17311777

>>17311759
>Bud Light probably has the same ABV as Guinness.
Guinness draught is 4.2 just like bud light

>> No.17311781

>>17311773
calories aren't a good measure of satiety, either.
there's a reason people gorge themseves obesity on carbs all day and still feel hungry.

>> No.17311788

>>17311073
>I like my beer like I like my women:

Cowering in the corner afraid of what's to come.

>> No.17311790

>>17311777
That's what I thought. Guinness probably has less calories than Bud Light too.

>> No.17311794

>>17311781
So what tangible property makes Guinness more filling than Bud Light?

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>>17311073
>I like my beer like I like my women:
Narcissistic trash

>> No.17311807

>>17311794
Well you've already decided that one of our five senses doesn't count towards tangibility so I don't know what to tell you.

>> No.17311948

>>17311073
Bad passenger, bad!
https://www.salon.com/1999/04/13/passenger/

>> No.17311985

Young Boy with Coffee : Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.

Little Girl : Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.

[takes coffee]

Little Girl : Oh, won't you sit down?

Young Boy with Coffee : Cream?

Little Girl : No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

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I like my beer like I like my men: dark with a big cock on it

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>>17311803
What are you, some liberal feminist douchebag, go listen to some Jay-Z you nerd

>> No.17312020

>>17312015
What the fuck is a j z? I'm not that old.

>> No.17312031

>>17312015
That kind of looks like a corpse.
j z yeah

>> No.17312099

>>17311073
I like my women skinny & sweet
The exact opposite of the way I like my beer
(well not fat & sour but thick & somewhat bitter)

>> No.17312117

Explains why I love Orion.
She’s light and refreshing.
A bit cold sometimes.
But she lets me buy more Orion with my allowance from working 2 jobs.
I’m so glad I moved to Fukuoka. :)

>> No.17312280

>>17311073
I like my beer like my women, all of them. That's right anons. I called dips on all of'em. The pretty ones, the ugly ones, the fat ones, the butterfaced ones. I'll gorge on all and then I'm going to disgracefully return them to their families just in time for them to be disowned. Yeah, I like to drink

>> No.17312285

I like my beer like I like my metal.. black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDjDYP7C44

but yes Guinness is my favorite beer. do you still drink it when it's hot, anon? I enjoy Guinness in the fall and winter but need a good spring summer beer.