/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17309737
Looks good. Sweet and sour pork?

>>17309737
No. I need less.

Nah that looks good.
Who keeps making this shitty thread, though? I need less of that.

>>17309927
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>>17309737
I'm a big white man, I don't become sated from chinese portions.

>>17310281
Alright sir, the Hungry Man XXL meals have been discontinued but the Banquet Mega Meals are in the freezer to the immediate right of the frozen takeout dinners.

>>17310281
You just know the little Asian daughters at Ping and Deng's Golden Buddha restaurant all want Big White Men and love being born in the west instead of being surrounded by short little bug men

>>17310108
>It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?
>>17310296
>Alright sir, the Hungry Man XXL meals have been discontinued but the Banquet Mega Meals are in the freezer to the immediate right of the frozen takeout dinners.

>>17309737
yea, like twice the rice, please

>>17309737
The rice looks soaked in oil and the beef looks soaked in sugar. Shitty takeout, would not order. Just make this at home in 10 minutes rather than pay 10 bucks for this donkey shit.

>>17311787
>The rice looks soaked in oil
The fried rice has oil in it? Fuck, you're a natural born food detective, aren't you?

>>17311808
retarded midwestern amerifat detected

>>17311717
>t. 300 lb beetus corpse reeking of the sickly sweetness of death

>>17312067
>>t. 300 lb beetus corpse reeking of the sickly sweetness of death
>>17311987
>retarded midwestern amerifat detected
>>17310296
>Alright sir, the Hungry Man XXL meals have been discontinued but the Banquet Mega Meals are in the freezer to the immediate right of the frozen takeout dinners.
>>17310108
>It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>>17313862
>>>17312067
>>>t. 300 lb beetus corpse reeking of the sickly sweetness of death
>>>17311987
>>retarded midwestern amerifat detected
>>>17310296
>>Alright sir, the Hungry Man XXL meals have been discontinued but the Banquet Mega Meals are in the freezer to the immediate right of the frozen takeout dinners.
>>>17310108
>>It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>>17311787
What I remember about Chinese food as a young kid growing up in Hong Kong was not really that it was “bad” (which it often was, of course) but that the stuff my parents ordered for us was almost all frozen, and that I would generally throw out whatever that they brought home. This was in the days before a proper kitchen, and there was a tiny freezer unit that could only hold what was on the top shelf, and often that was some random combination of Chinese or Indian takeout. A couple of times a week we’d have what seemed like the best of everything, but the rest of the time it was pretty terrible: a frozen piece of some meat and whatever was frozen with it, a tub of rice, and maybe a can of green peas, and maybe a can of baby corn. There was a few times in my childhood when we were treated to something really good, like fresh fish that one of the waiters brought home in a plastic bag. So for my first couple of decades, I never actually ate a lot

>>17309737
I could use a drink

>>17309737
How bout a vegetable, fatass

>>17311787
>>17311987
>>17312067
>>17314477
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>17313862
>>17313891
>>17315836
>trying this hard on a dead cooking forum

>>17314211
people confuse poverty with authenticity. Getting authentic indian or chinese food doesn't mean you have to go to some <$1/day remote village where they're cooking month old meat in whatever oil they could scavenge.
Shitty food in any country is shitty.
High quality chinese food is sparing in oil and added sugar, flavors are balanced and complex. Shitty chinese food is tons of oil and added sugar, to the point that if you let it cool too much the sugar glues the meat to the plate and you can't even pick it up anymore.

>>17309737
That looks pretty good. It reminds me of a meal I had in NSW a few decades ago. I was just finishing up and I went to go to the toilet and when I came out there were coppers insisting I had to leave with them. I asked what it was all about and they said not to make a fuss and that the news was outside with cameras. Turns out people were smearing my name around town. I asked the coppers if I could address the crowd. They assured me I could speak. As soon as we go outside, they put me in an arm lock and try to arrest me. I struggle, obviously, because I'm being assaulted. One even tried to touch my penis! Anyway... I get shoved into the patrol car and taken away. All for trying to enjoy a meal; a succulent chinese meal....

>>17316018
same

>>17316018
>>17315997
>>17315982
>>17315836
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

>>17316680
see >>17315982

>>17316687
see>>17313862 >>17313891