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Anonymous Thu Jan 20 23:39:10 2022 No.17307658 [DELETED]

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What devilish things do you do to stop your roommates from eating your food?
>Only buy stuff with some type of hot chilli in it because everyone else hates spicy food

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 20 23:43:45 2022 No.17307676 File: 40 KB, 587x687, Journalist moment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't have roommates.

Anonymous Thu Jan 20 23:49:06 2022 No.17307698

I'm constantly screaming and punching holes in the drywall, accusing them of stealing my food (even though i know they're not) so that they're constantly walking on eggshells. This prevents them from even considering eating my food (which they don't) as a safety measure.

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Anonymous Fri Jan 21 01:15:22 2022 No.17308082

>>17307658
Does your apartment not have individual locks on the doors?
If there are, invest in a mini fridge.
>but what about frozen components?
A stoned uni student isn't even remotely motivated to wait on thawing, prepping, and cooking a meal, especially, if they've no idea how to make it delectable without ketchup.
Never understood the audacity of people to pilfer resources that you've bought and paid for for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 21 01:16:50 2022 No.17308089 >>17308082 They're fucking noisy little bastards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 21 01:19:35 2022 No.17308104 >>17308089 Can't remember the brand, but I know there's mini fridges that are quiet enough to be able to sleep in the same room as one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 21 01:21:29 2022 No.17308111 >>17308104 Are they solid state or compressor? The peltier devices have terrible lifespan compared to compressor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 21 01:25:42 2022 No.17308126 >>17308111 The one I'm remembering had a compressor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 21 02:33:14 2022 No.17308356 >>17307658 I ejaculate on all their food and tell them I left an interesting surprise in my food (the surprise is the lack of semen)

Anonymous Fri Jan 21 02:57:15 2022 No.17308432

>>17307658
>family getting special at pizza hut that comes with 2 pizzas
>convince them to get sausage on half of one
>nobody else eats sausage
>pizzas come
>only eat the plain slices at dinner time
>now I have half a sausage pizza leftover that nobody else will eat

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