/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17307083
I hope more Starbucks unionize. Starbucks customers are pure animals.

how can a wagie stare at receipts all day and not known that the $ comes before the number? must be why they're in the cagie

>>17307083
*Yawn*

>>17307083
>mix a bunch of garbage coffee water, sugar water, some other bullshit you found on the shelf and spit into a cup
>Hand to customer with that receipt.
>what did you expect it to taste like, retard
I win at being a wagie.
Problem solved.

>>17307231
this is why its not good to piss of people preparing your food

>>17307083

I legit work in a restaurant and you can deny mobile or food app orders if they're too stupid.

>>17307260
I once had a customer order online and it looked like this:

Turkey Salad
>no lettuce
>no croutons
>no dressing

I took a picture of the finished product at the time. Dumbest thing ever. Literally just cheese, some cucumber, and diced tomato.

>>17307280

Yeah I've seen burgers even steaks with dumb ingredients.

We'll allow orders like a single small portion of fries where the delivery and taxes cost more than the item.

Stupid orders or ones that are wasteful we deny or put as unavailable.

it would be louisville

>>17307083
that James dude ordered a half inch of heavy cum...

>>17307260
no, you can't. you're a slave while at work and you have to do everything the mobile app master says no matter what. get back to work boy

>>17307280
I love to order a sub at subway no meat no bun and watch the mindless faggot sprinkle toppings on the counter

>>17307260
wow, you work in a restaurant? for real? what are you doing posting here haha don't you have models to bang

>>17307083
why don’t they just limit add-ons

>>17307359
you should be slowly lowered down a giant meat grinder, feet first

>>17307345
I think franchises you can't but independents you can.

>>17307345
Yes you can... I routinely do it for completely arbitrary reasons lol or just simply don't make it how they ask or make it shittily. NO REFUNDS RETARD

>>17307099
Why are americans braindead? Is it
>24$ - twenty four dollars
or
>$24 - dollar twenty four
Dollar twenty four is 1.24$ you cunt. Why can't you be normal?

>>17307604
>Dollar twenty four is 1.24
Not my fault you talk like someone who has a concussion. Do you announce parenthesis, asterisks, and ampersands while reading too?

>>17307260
people are emboldened to order all sorts of crazy shit when it's for delivery. In real life anyone would be ashamed and feel like a massive burden for ordering something like this, but online they don't give a fuck

>>17307652
Why are americans like this?

>>17307604
Why do foreigners talk about currency signs that don't belong to them?

>>17307604
>$1.24
:(
>¥124
:O
correct format is 1$24

>>17307790
>1$24¢
ftfy

>>17307359
TOO BASED TO COMPREHEND.

>>17307675
wrong. I order this like this online all the time because its the only way to make sure your order is correct. wagies are too retarded to even put your order into the system correctly. and its great cuz when they inevitable fuck up your food somehow u just bitch and get more shit anyway. you literally cant lose making wagies seethe

>>17307790
>¥124
124円

>>17307092
So you want Starbucksfags to pay out their check to a shit service union that will do nothing for them and probably make things worse for employees?

This wouldn't be an issue if the manager simply cancelled these mobile orders because it's trolling.

>>17307916
>shit service union that will do nothing for them and probably make things worse for employees?
Nice capitalist owner bootlicker propaganda. In real life, where we others live, unions give workers power against the fucking cunts that are owners. Union is a group of workers. The end. It's very democratic. Unlike greedy owner/rightwing bullshit.

>>17307083
at that point just eat a pound of sugar

>>17307083
Realistically, could that even fit in the cup?

>>17307083
I don't get it what's the problem with making someone a crazy drink if you are charging them $24 for it?

>>17307957
because if its busy other customers have to wait for the barrista to make some faggot drink and it wastes time, desu. plus anything other than a sensible substitute is trolling. desu.

>>17307092
are you referencing the ones in boston? FYI these are some of their grievances. they want to be able to decorate the store differently so they formed a fucking labor union. seriously

>>17307947
Nigga, I was union. We had no shop steward, $24 dues every 2 weeks, and we made less in raises than before unionization.

>>17307083
How much actual pike roast would fit in the venti cup after dumping in all that shit?

>>17307984
Honestly their take is pretty based, fighting globohomo by personalization and decoration is girly but ultimately trad

>>17308013
decorating is girly?
are you retarded

>>17307984
>9000

>>17308013
starbucks is one company you shouldn't bother. they dot all over the earth and they're the same in saudi arabia as they are in boston. if they want to form a union just to fuck with something that prints money they can go fuck themselves. I support worker's rights but this is just completely fucking retarded

>>17307652
the plural of 'parenthesis' is 'parentheses'.

>>17307092
>be no-skill worker that can be replaced without missing a beat by yanking some random out of the parking lot
>unionize
kek

>>17307083
>go for the cheapest coffee
>add all that
Based James.

>>17307604
>Why are americans braindead? Is it
>>24$ - twenty four dollars
>or
>>$24 - dollar twenty four
>Dollar twenty four is 1.24$ you cunt. Why can't you be normal?
>>17307720
>Why are americans like this?
>>17307947
>>shit service union that will do nothing for them and probably make things worse for employees?
>Nice capitalist owner bootlicker propaganda. In real life, where we others live, unions give workers power against the fucking cunts that are owners. Union is a group of workers. The end. It's very democratic. Unlike greedy owner/rightwing bullshit.

>>17308019
decorating coffee? girly? dude you might as well be parading in front of the store with your pants round your ankles and a selection of dildos round your neck on a fucking chain, wearing a sign saying 'i love BBC' you massive faggot

>>17307083
>pike place
hmmmmmmmm, dumb city mongrels at it again?

>>17307260
based and tablet-pilled

>>17307999
Cleary the software needs to estimate the volume of the results.

>>17307916
Sorry you got brainwashed nigga.

>>17307083
Is this a milkshake or coffee?

>>17307083
What is "50 stars"?

>>17308983
It's what you get for loadin' 60 pumps.

>>17308795
Yeah there have no shortages in the service industry in the last year amirite? fucking retard

>>17308983
new starbucks vaccine incentive program, you get a star for each dose of the vaccine

If you have to add all that shit to your coffee why even bother drinking it? I know Starbucks is fucking disgusting but goddamn James.

>>17308795
I mean .. you can't replace them, because nobody wants to work shit jobs anymore, companies have raised wages and begging for employees for quite a while now and they still can't find enough workers

>>17307984
They're paid to work in a STARBUCKS. it better look and taste like starbucks! want to do you own thing? go buy your own fucking coffee shop, fucking entitled wagies

>>17308013
thats cool. I know the sign on my door says cardiologist, but thats just corporate getting down at us, i'm going to cut your dick off because its more personal. same with the handwashing, thats corporate b.s.

>>17310091
it's so goddamn stupid. imagine getting a job at mcdonalds and whining that you can't add new items to the menu

>>17307092
>Starbucks customers are pure animals.
Same with Starbucks employees.

>>17310091
>They're paid to work in a STARBUCKS. it better look and taste like starbucks! want to do you own thing? go buy your own fucking coffee shop, fucking entitled wagies
>>17310196
>it's so goddamn stupid. imagine getting a job at mcdonalds and whining that you can't add new items to the menu

>>17311205
did you really need to bump the thread for this reply 3 hours late?

>>17307916
>probably make things worse for employees?

The fuckiest thing is when union members say this. I know a guy that's worked for an aluminum mill for 30 years, union guy, hates unions. Talks about how much he hates his union as he vacations in Italy for three weeks in a row using his six-figure tenure-based income at a job he basically can't get fired from and from which he gets amazing medical insurance and a pension. Guy barely graduated high school.

>>17307301
give example of a "wasteful" order?

>>17307280
>forgot turkey
only 4 ingredients and you still managed to fuck it up

>>17307359
no you don't

>>17311205
you saved a soi face meme. coffe shop worker is a carrer highlight for fuck ups like you. enjoy mommies basement.

>>17311775
>you saved a soi face meme. coffe shop worker is a carrer highlight for fuck ups like you. enjoy mommies basement.

>>17307280
>I want a burger without bread
I will never understand people who do this. Just get a steak.

>>17311775
I'll enjoy your mommy's basement, when I tonguepunch her fartbox. Then I'll kiss her on the mouth so when she kisses you you get some of your mother's arse on your face.

>>17307083
A Starbucks appeared in my local grocery store a few years ago. It's all ham planets and ham beasts I see in line waiting to order their over priced sugar water. I saw a whole family of fat walking out of the store each carry a Big Gulp sized sugar drink, woman 5'6 280 lbs, man 5'8 300 + change, daughter 12, 5'0 200 lbs, son 14 5'5 360lbs. All sucking on their enormous drinks while walking to their car. When they got into the car I was walking directly behind it and I heard the suspension make a low, slow squeak like the groan of an old man getting up. It was disgusting.

>>17311918
>A Starbucks appeared in my local grocery store a few years ago.
Same but I rarely see anyone order from there. The lights are so dim that it doesn't even look like its open.

>>17307092
I have yet to meet someone that goes to starbucks that isn't a fucking retard when it comes to their order.

Yeah I’m gonna stand there and count them.

>>17311918
what's the difference between a ham planet and a ham beast?

>>17312061
Wait, you go inside? This guy fucks!!

>>17307604
>>17307720
rent-free. you need to get a grip on your obsession.

>>17307083
>James drinks it
>"Theres no foam in this"
>leaves a bad review and requests a refund

>>17312295
one resembles a planet in size, the other resembles a cross between a ham and a wildebeest

>>17307984
>they want to be able to decorate the store differently so they formed a fucking labor union. seriously

>>17307280
Was this the guy who ordered it?

>>17307967
They deserve to wait forever in line because of a retard

>>17307260
cope
the customer is always right

>>17307984
outward appearence is the only thing that white millenials care about, big shocker

>>17307092
really starbucks should not exist

>>17307947
Unions aren't good by default, bad workers unions do in fact exist.

>>17307652
>Do you announce parenthesis, asterisks, and ampersands while reading too?
I do.
I also announce minus signs, like COVID MINUS NINETEEN.

>>17307083
Someone explain what the problem is.

>>17307720
Why does your mother ring me 30 times every night,demanding that i violently plough her into oblivion?

>>17307604
There's nothing wrong with that convention, you faggot.

>>17313444
No they aren't.

>>17313516
12 stevia and 12 sugar. The dude who made this order is going to throw up as soon as that drink hits his stomach

>>17313516
Have you ever cooked something and then used every single kind of spice you had, no matter if they fit together or with the dish or not?

>>17313653
>>17313665
I get its going to be nasty sugar water.
I dont get why OPs image is throwing a fit crying they had to make it.

If some idiot wants a $24 drink whats the problem?

>>17313702
It's obvious trolling, why are you pretending to not understand this?

>>17313714
>Spend a retarded amount of money for a drink
>HAHA I TROLLED YOU
Thats not trolling >>17312096 is trolling.

>>17307359
I used to work in a deli, and later as a butcher, and I never gave a single shit what retarded orders people asked for, if it's within the bounds of company policy I'd do it without batting an eye
>Can you cut this frozen turkey in half?
Sure fuck it

>>17307083
>Which is longer than it would take to pull the shots.
I think they mean, it takes longer to pulled the shots. $15 min wage material.

>>17307083
Imagine needing coffee and not just naturally being able to wake up in the morning

fast food workers are literally the scum of the earth, even a grocery stocker is above them on the list so much higher. Get literally ANY job besides food service. Home depot, walmart cart pusher, walmart stocker. Literally anything.

>>17307967
And? If there's a line other customers are waiting too. Having enough employees so customers dont leave due to slow service is the owner's problem

>>17313724
Yes? People do it all the time. Same vein as kids sending money to streamers just to say nigger or something

>>17307359
the only mindless faggot here is you not seeing how fucking retarded you look ordering this shit. the clerk probably laughed at your fat ass before and after making your retard order

>>17313724
>a retarded amount of money
an hour of work is worth a joke and pissing off a wagie

>>17313724
They didn't pay for it you fucking retard, they used rewards points, 50 of them. And from context I'd guess the point of the tweet is that you can use a small amount of points on a cheap drink with a retarded amount of add-ons to game the system.

>>17311867
In the early 2010's a burger chain in my country sold a "hamburger salad" that was essentially just a hamburger without the bread. It was when low carb diets were mega popular.

>>17307984
Why not aspire to work elsewhere? Don't some get college paid for?
Making a career out of a minimum wage job is crazy.

>>17314069
In-N-Out has "protein style" burger with a lettuce wrap instead of a bun. Other places probably have something similar.

>>17313702
you would need a 40oz cup to fit the milk alone

>>17314069
Why is there molten plastic on top of that?

>>17313475
anon, I'm gonna level with you. this website is not friendly to jews. you should leave.

>>17307083
>not just putting in 4 or 5 of the items on the reciept and giving it to the customer, then gaslighting them if they accuse you of not fulfilling the order

How do people work wagie jobs for so long and not get good at being lazy?

>>17307083
>dont read order
>just put everything in a cup like its suicide soda
>hipsters cant tell the difference anyways
Wow so hard

>>17307083
how does all that fit in one cup?

>>17315303
It doesn't.
It's manufactured bullshit to show the absolute limit you could reach on an order.
It was made by an upset barista to showcase just how unreasonable orders can get.
Created by a Starbucks employee to show their disdain for complicated orders.
It's a parody of a real order to showcase the system's flaws.

>>17307255
Adulterating food is a felony and you better fucking believe you’re getting fired at the very least and I’m suing the company. Fuck with food and you’ll get fucked in return.

>>17315316
Makes sense, I'm stupid for thinking that a reasonably designed system would exist in the first place that would never allow an order to be placed that would exceed the capacity of the order's container. Guess they will worry about the system once they try harder to replace us with robots

>>17313665
The customer is allowed to order whatever they want. It’s not your place to control it. Start your own business if you don’t want to complete customer requests.

>>17307947
lol you know some of us have actually been in service unions, among others. You really have no idea what you're talking about. You would probably fit in better back at reddit, chud.

>>17307916
If that means both starbucks and wagies get fucked over then yes
I don't even drink coffee

>>17313509
Retard, it's pronounced covid hyphen one nine